Nov 29, 2009

Robert Pattinson Taking 'Twilight' To Small Screen

So this is humorous....

Rob is in negotiations to bring Twilight to TV and star in it.....????

A TV spin-off on hit movie ‘Twilight’ is said to be in the pipeline with Robert Pattinson taking his vampire character Edward Cullen to the small screen.

The actor is rumoured to have been in negotiations with executives at production firm Summit Entertainment with regard to the TV project, reports

Pattinson stands to make $1.5 million per episode if reports about his involvement with the show are true.

The TV spin-off, planned to cash in on the success of "Twilight", is expected to be launched in 2010.

Does ANYone believe this? Hasn't there been a bunch of interviews where Rob has said he is deliberately taking different roles so as to NOT pigeon hole him into playing Edward for the rest of his life?

Update 11/30
FYI - I've gotten a BUNCH of emails about this same thing, different articles talking about him bringing it to TV. I'm one of the first ones to report on this (albeit, I'm talking about what a bit fat lie it is! haha)

Nov 28, 2009

Rob and Kristen want a baby.. dear God

So here we go again ..
The rumors, lies, BS, crap-o-la ooze out like.. well I won't be gross..


Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Wants a Baby
So what’s next for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the box office success of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”?

“Rob & Kristen Eager for Baby” announces National Enquirer.

“Great news!” the tab trumpets. “A baby ‘vampire’ will be winging its way to ‘Twilight’ co-stars – and off-screen lovers – Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.”

A “source close to the couple” tells the tabloid, “Kristen and Rob want to have kids.” “While they initially felt they were too young, those fears seem to have evaporated,” the source continues, “They feel having a baby would cement their love.”
A “close source” confides the two “would like to be married before having a baby… but if Kristen gets pregnant before they get hitched, that’s OK, too.”

“Back in July, an Australian publication claimed Kristen was pregnant… it turned out she was not pregnant… but they’re working on it.”

“The starry-eyed stars were recently snapped holding hands at a Paris airport and were seen cuddling at a concert in August,” the Enquirer whispers.

Uh huh.. This is too silly to even comment. But you know me - I will.

Yes, can you see this ? The ever so consistent "close source" reveals.. It's amazing to me how much this source gets around. Never showing their face, and only talking to OK, Star and the National Enquirer. Amazing.

Wasn't there already a Kristen and Rob pregnancy rumor? Yes there was, yet when the tiny Kristen's belly stayed tiny - well I guess that rumor was forgotten about. Yet - here we go again! But the difference here is they aren't saying she is .. they are saying that they want to / and are trying. Now that is good. It opens up a whole huge possibly of new rumors involving miscarriages, fertility issues etc., anything to keep the rumor going with out her having to get bigger. Smart tabloids.. (oxymoron, yes, I'm aware)

As for me.. the finger is healing.. slowly. Still stings to type, but what can you do. As for my acting career. Oy.. I need to be in the right place at the right time. Talent has nada to do with it - I actually am a good actress... but that and a $1 will get me.. well not much.

Send me some good vibes!

Thanks for continuing to read. Means the world to me. And who knows maybe RPatz (God I hate that) will read this too and get a chuckle, realize how brilliant I am and get me a role!

Yes then I woke up.. haha :)

Nov 25, 2009

A time line for Rob

Ok all!
I have to apologize for being so behind with the updates. But to type it REALLY hurts the fingers I squished in the garage door. But I'm muddling through today as it's slowly getting better :).

Okee dokee - big thank you to Colleen for sending me this article!

This is what Rob, Kristen and to a lesser extent Taylor has had to put up with since Twilight came out:

Jan. 6 -- Robert Pattinson's "backup plan" is to launch a music career.

Jan. 16 -- 'Twilight' producers got upset that Robert Pattinson cut his hair.

Jan. 21 -- Robert Pattinson is reveling in his newfound fame by drinking up and hitting on ladies in London pubs.

Jan. 26 -- Robert Pattinson believes in love at first sight; He often falls head over heels for girls he meets on the street.

Feb. 9 -- Robert Pattinson once took a female stalker out to dinner.

Feb. 17 -- Robert Pattinson finds screaming fans "bizarre" and is convinced that some people use his fame as an excuse to act like maniacs

Feb. 20 -- Robert Pattinson still goes through his own fan mail, even though he fears receiving death threats.

Feb. 24 -- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are friends, not lovers; Stewart says she's dating 20-year-old actor Michael Angarano.

Feb. 27 -- Hugh Jackman and Robert Pattinson teamed up for a karaoke duet.

March 4 -- Taylor Lautner has been banned from dating until he's 28, by order of his father.

March 13 -- Robert Pattinson has been getting very cozy with Megan Fox.

March 25 -- Robert Pattinson is driving the cast and crew of 'New Moon' crazy with his "awful" stench because he hates showering.

March 27 -- Robert Pattinson has hired Canadian Mounties to protect him from his female fans while filming 'New Moon.'

April 9 -- Robert Pattinson once went to great lengths to land the role of a transsexual prostitute.

April 21 – Robert Pattinson reveals he got expelled from his school at age 12.

May 4 -- Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are "just friends," saying just because they hang out doesn't mean they're dating.

May 8 -- Robert Pattinson is infatuated with a Canadian stripper, paying her for lap dances whenever he can.

May 14 -- Kristen Stewart rejected boyfriend Michael Angarano's on-set marriage proposal.

May 21 -- Robert Pattinson has introduced Kristen Stewart to his parents, fueling speculation that the two are dating.

June 5 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart snuck out of the MTV Movie Awards a little early to dine alone.

June 5 -- The producers of 'New Moon' want Robert Pattinson to cut down on his drinking and clubbing, so they told him he needs to hit the gym every night.

June 10 – Robert Pattinson has been secretly seeing Joe Jonas' girlfriend Camilla Belle.

June 11 -- Robert Pattinson has given Kristen Stewart an ultimatum -- dump her boyfriend and get serious or he walks.

June 12 -- Kristen Stewart has dumped boyfriend Michael Angarano. Did the ultimatum Robert Pattinson give her work?

June 16 -- Robert Pattinson has been getting advice from Brad Pitt about how to keep his relationship with Kristen Stewart a secret.

June 17 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been dating for "awhile" but kept it under wraps. He went "crazy" for her when they first met, but their love's been hampered by constant media attention.

June 18 -- Now that "the chase" of landing Kristen Stewart is over, Robert Pattinson is getting bored.

June 22 -- Reports of story that Kristen Stewart was cheating on Robert Pattinson with Russell Brand not true.

June 25 -- Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin have been flirting on the set of their new movie, causing Kristen Stewart to "flip out."

June 26 -- 'Twilight' fans are bombarding Kristen Stewart with hate mail accusing her of cheating on Robert Pattinson.

June 30 -- Joan Jett made Kristen Stewart cry on the set of the upcoming Runaways biopic.

July 1 -- Taylor Lautner is "desperate" for a girlfriend.

July 1 -- Robert Pattinson went unnoticed at a NYC club while watching the band Jump into the Gospel perform.

July 7 -- Kristen Stewart is pregnant! With Robert Pattinson's baby!

July 8 -- Kristen Stewart is annoyed by reports that she's pregnant with Robert Pattinson's baby.

July 9 -- Robert Pattinson dumped Kristen Stewart for Emilie de Ravin; the two got friendly on the set of their new movie while Stewart was miles away

July 17 -- Robert Pattinson admitted he only auditioned for 'Twilight' because he had a crush on Kristen Stewart.

July 23 -- Kristen Stewart is sick of Robert Pattinson's womanizing ways, so she's demanding that he stop seeing other people ASAP.

July 27 -- Crew on the set 'Remember Me,' think Robert Pattinson is "obnoxious"; he rubs co-workers the wrong way by ignoring fans, expecting special treatment and barking orders "like he's a king."

July 28 -- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spend three hours in the back of a limo at Comic-Con; also spotted holed up at the Hard Rock Hotel one night.

July 30 -- Taylor Lautner ruined his budding romance with Selena Gomez by cheating on her with 'Zoey 101' actress Victoria Justice.

July 31 – Kristen Stewart caught drinking beers on the set of 'The Runaways.'

Aug. 3 -- Kristen Dunst has been sending Robert Pattinson flirty text messages.

Aug. 5 -- Robert Pattinson has reveals that he's single after reportedly being dumped by Kristen Stewart.

Aug. 7 -- Even though Robert Pattinson says he's 100% single, he's caught speeding away from "very good friend" Kristen Stewart's house in the morning.

Aug. 13 -- Robert Pattinson is worried Kristen Stewart might fall for newly buff Taylor Lautner.

Aug. 14 -- Kristen Stewart laughs off reports that she's carrying Robert Pattinson's baby, but still gets very emotional on set, occasionally breaking down over the stress of a scene.

Aug. 17 – Back on set together, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner went out partying together before R-Pattz and K-Stew broke away to go to a Kings of Leon concert.

Aug. 18 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning to move in together once they finish filming the final installment of the trilogy.

Aug. 28 -- Kriste Stewart has eye on $3 million love nest for she and Robert Pattinson.

Sept. 3 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged!

Sept. 4 -- The cast of the latest 'Twilight' movie is growing increasingly "uncomfortable" with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's constant PDA.

Sept. 9 -- Producers of 'Twilight' have warned Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to stay mum on their relationship for fear confirmation would destroy the franchise.

Sept. 10 -- Robert Pattinson is so into Kristen Stewart that he's alienating himself from friends so he can spend all his free time with her.

Sept. 14 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are desperate for some alone time.

Sept. 15 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are ready to go public with their romance.

Sept. 17 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning the "Wedding of the Year."

Sept. 18 -- Poor Michael Angarano is still holding out hope that he and ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart will reunite

Sept. 29 -- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are having a tough time adjusting to fame

Oct. 2 -- Kristen Stewart has alienated herself from the 'Twilight' cast and crew

Oct. 5 -- Rob Pattinson may play Prince Harry in upcoming movie

Oct. 13 -- Robert Pattinson says he can't land a date

Oct. 14 – Movie co-stars Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift spotted in "locked in a long embrace" after one of Swift's shows.

Oct. 16 -- Emilie de Ravin has reconciled with her estranged husband after being left "devastated" when Robert Pattinson got back together with Kristen Stewart.

Oct. 21 – Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sharing an entire floor of suites in Vancouver

Oct. 27 – Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift seen leaving hotel room together.

Oct. 29 – It's over for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Nov. 3 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spent the night together at Chateau Marmont.

Nov. 4 – Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart calling each "wife" and "husband" on set of 'Eclipse.'

Nov. 4 -- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stay apart to squash romance rumors.

Nov. 9 – Robert Pattinson has pregnancy scare.

Nov. 11 – Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart photgraphed holding hands in London, fist reported sighting of PDA.

Nov. 12 -- Robert Pattinson may quit if he can't handle fame.

Nov. 13 – Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart romance confirmed by 'Twilight' director Catherine Hardwicke.

Nov. 20 -- 'New Moon' opens.

Amazing isn't it? All of these articles and rumors and hearsay... How he has not cracked under the pressure amazes me.

Still haven't seen New Moon yet.. is it good?

Nov 24, 2009

Will return soon!

Sorry it's been so long. It's so hard to type with a broken finger - I'll be updating today!

Nov 18, 2009

Kristen - Rob - Stories, Hospitals & Ryan Seacrest

ok let me start off by saying this will take me a while to type - I broke my finger in Sunday so it is hard to type - argh

Thanks to Colleen I have more article to comment on.. first one is by OK magazine (big surprise)

In OK!’s official New Moon collector’s edition, check out the cast’s promotional trip through Europe. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart greet fans in the most romantic cities, celebrating their love publicly for the first time. Read on to get a timeline of their love story – including photos of the two meeting each other’s parents and holding hands in Paris.

Robert Pattinson Poster Causes Hospitalization?!

Yep, things got a little crazy among 300 fans who had won tickets to London's world premiere of Robsessed, the documentary about, who else, Rob. Free posters were being passed out to fans and when it came down to the last poster, it became extremely brutal between two girls. An eyewitness said:

A massive fight broke out between two girls over the last poster. There was a lot of pushing and shoving, everyone was crowding around them. I heard gasps as one of the girls fell on the floor, she was in terrible pain and had twisted her arm — she was screaming for help. The poster had been ripped in two.

The girl was so badly hurt that she had to be taken to the hospital and missed the premiere!

Girls will do ANYTHING to get a piece of Rob!

Yes, of course lets make this a big deal.. It's the girls who should feel like idiots, nothing to do with Rob. I feel bad for the girl that got hurt, the 2 fighting should have been arrested to teach them a lesson.

And lastly, Ryan Seacrest irks the heck out of me. I find him conceited and pompous - well this interview proves me right. All the tabloids being sneaky, and tacky doesn't surprise me - but for him to ask Rob about him and Kristen = cheesy and classless.

Nov 15, 2009

Rob affraid of HIV? WHAT?!

C'MON! This article even has supposed quotes. I find it very hard to believe this.

Robert Pattinson Fears HIV


The British actor — famed for playing vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie franchise — often fears his life is on the line when he’s out in public.

“People ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair. I just don’t want someone to have a needle and give me HIV and I don’t want to get shot or stabbed,” Britain’s News of The World newspaper quotes him as saying.

Maybe he did say that - but is it me or does that seem way off base for him to say? Doesn't seem like something he would say. Ok, once again, I do not know the man from a hole in the wall, but really? Would he say he's afraid someone was going to stab him with a needle and give him HIV? I don't know what this Britain magazine is - but why oh why does it scream to me that it's National Enquirer'ish' ??

The actor, 23, then went onto explain his fans’ weird behavior at the London premiere of Twilight sequel New Moon, which hits theaters November 20.
“There were girls who had scratched the side of their necks, so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, ‘We did this for you’. I didn’t know what to say. ‘Thank you, guys?’” he said.

That quote above, I read ages ago! So I feel the are taking a word here and phrase there and putting it together to make this silly article. Now granted, girls running up to him with open neck wounds, bleeding is cause for concern because clearly the girls have some serious ISSUES and well, it's just nasty as all.. (gag).

Got a great tip on a, well not sure what to call this kind of person... twitter'er? A fan doesn't quite describe this person .. rabid fan seems to be more approprite. It is amazing what some people will write about for the whole world to see. Things they would like to do, see, have etc., to certain people for example... ROB PATTINSON. Imagine reading this crap about yourself - what people would like to DO to you? People you don't know ?? Is it me or does that scream - CA-REEPY!

Nov 13, 2009

Robert Pattinson May Quit if He Can’t Handle Fame

New article - from our every so reliable OK magazine (this time the British version).

Robert Pattinson May Quit if He Can’t Handle Fame

This is very odd - because the article contradicts the title.
(Thanks Colleen!!)


Robert Pattinson isn’t a fan of fame as of just yet, speaking candidly to OK! sister mag in England about he’ll quit if he can’t handle the spotlight. Say it ain’t so, R-Pattz!

Rob spoke with the British OK! during his visit to London and opened up about his struggle with life in the spotlight.

“I was kind of trapped while filming Eclipse, but there’s always ways and there’s always places where you can disappear to,” R-Pattz explained to OK! UK.
“It just involves a bit more thought and you can’t wander around willy-nilly.”

Rob is only 23, but is easily the hottest actor on the planet since becoming Edward Cullen.
But when he spoke to OK! UK he hinted that acting might not be his thing anymore if he can’t learn to deal with the life in the spotlight.

“If I’m still stuck in a hotel room in 10 years time and I haven’t figured out another way to deal with it, then I would be annoyed,” he explains.”
“I don’t really think about [fame]. I just want to see what it’s really like in two to three years.”

Not even REMOTELY does that HINT that he would quit acting, c'mon! He jokes - CLEARLY jokes that if he's stuck in a hotel in 10 years he will be "annoyed" .. which um yeah so would I, but I don't think that will be the case in 10 years. But that's not even the point! He mentions fame is difficult but please oh please will someone tell me WHERE it says 'MAY QUIT' ????

Maybe it's written in code... we need a secret color light and map to figure it out!

Nov 12, 2009

Kellan Lutz

Hey everyone

Just thought this was cool. I'm booked today at a job and the building I'm booked in has a radio station upstairs from me. Well I was just having coffee standing at the window and who walks out of a escalade? Kellan Lutz - all in black. There were 4 people in the parking lot which wasn't bad.

Thought you would all fine that interesting. I'll see if I can get a glimpse of him as he's leaving the interview. He looked very nice, all dressed very nicely in black.


Nov 11, 2009

Rob and Kristen picture .. of course "proof?"

Ok sooo thank you to Zilma for an interesting article.

So now everyone says there is PROOF that Kristen and Rob are together.

Whether or not this is proof - or just 2 friends walking together is irrelevant. You know what? They are 2 normal people. They happen to play the characters of a very intense book, but they aren't REALLY Edward and Bella. If people would realize that - this story would be far less exciting! They may be in a relationship - and if they are.... then what? Will something change?
Fireworks? Explosions? World Peace?
Nope - just 2 young peeps dating... woweee.
But then there is this photo below...
Maybe Peter is leaving his wife and going to start date Kellan?

Nov 9, 2009

Rob puffs with new girl - oh no not that!

Robert Pattinson Smokes Cigarette with Mysterious New Girlfriend

That's the headline with this picture

The article is not worth posting - not even a blurb. Just trashing him about smoking, and being with the new mystery girl.. blahddy blahddy blah. I seriously just want to squeeze these people lips together and say SHUDDUP!

More to come!

Nov 6, 2009

Rob Pattinson stories - so many ! Humping - to EFF off'ing

I must start out with (once again) apologizing for being so scarce with the updates. Baby (once again) double ear infection & the hubby was away on a business trip.... oy!

Ok - the first one I want to talk about was sent to me by a great reader Giulia - thank you!

This article is cleeearly a spoof. Now even though it's a spoof - it's so nasty and Ca-reepy.

Depressed about his recent breakup with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson has taken to humping pillows.

(warning people - this is really disturbing and so freakin' stupid)

According to sources, Pattinson checked himself in to a Motel 6 in Valencia, CA on Friday. Since then, other motel guests have been complaining about the loud sobbing that comes from Pattinson’s room at all hours of the night. The only time the crying seems to stop is during one of Pattinson’s vigorous pillow-humping sessions, which happen three-to-four times a day, and last for about five-to-seven minutes each.

During the hump sessions, guests and staff members can clearly hear Pattinson’s bed creaking violently while the star yells out at the top of his lungs, “I am humping a pillow.”

Pattinson reportedly comes out of his room for 10 minutes each day in order to allow the housekeeping staff to replace his soiled pillowcases, and to stock up on Lipton Cup O Soups from the motel vending machine.Motel workers who have seem the inside of the room say it looks like a war zone, with empty Cup O Soups strewn about and the palpable stench of semen and tears lingering in the air.

Not much to say about this silly article. Like I said clearly a spoof - but really a poorly written one. It's very easy to make 'poop' jokes as I like to refer to them as. When a comedian is stuck they usually go to bathroom humor because it's an easy laugh. This writer clearly went for the 'easy' joke - when in fact, I think it fails miserably. It's nasty, explicit and clearly disrespectful to the actor. We know that they aren't being serious - but to say things like this person said.. is just plain disturbing. 'nuff said? yah, I think so..

Perez Hilton

I think that man is a hypocritical a$$.

(Pic from his site)

We don't even like to look at her, but it's even worse when she opens her mouth!
During a roundtable discussion for Entertainment Weekly, Kristen Stewart got all riled up about the romance rumors between her and Robert Pattinson.
She says:
“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it. But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”
Let's not get too dramatic, K-Stew!
We don't want your offspring, we just want to know who you're boning!

I am not a big fan of this guy who makes his living off of trashing, mocking, and all around being disrespectful to a ton of people - yet he is the same guy who was all up in arms when during the Miss America Pageant the girl answered a specific question about marriage she stated that she believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman - and he was ALL offended.
Whether or not you support gay marriage or are against it, she has every right to state her opinion, not matter what others believe. (I happen to disagree with her - and am pro gay marriage). But the point is - how can you be SO offended by someone, yet the things he says are FAR worse and more disrespectful. And an example is what he says about Kristen Stewart - "we don't like to even look at her.." blah blah blah.. After ALL the rumors, scrutiny, analyzing, misinformation etc., that has happened to them in the past year - you think maybe she has a right to be a little SICK of the question?

Perez can be so rude and inappropriate and usually I just ignore him, but this came to my attention and just annoyed me.

and he closes it out like this

Seriously R-Patz comes off so self-deprecatingly adorable in interviews while KStew always sounds like such a shrew!

How nice of him, don't you think? She's a 19 year old girl who has been pushed into the media express train getting everything from pregnancy rumors to wedding etc.. yet because she isn't being all cutesy and she is actually a girl with a backbone, it means she's a "shrew."


Nov 2, 2009

Rob jealous of co-stars? (what again?) AND What Drives Edward?

Unbelievable oh wait.. with all the crap-o-la I've read about him.. it IS believable.

Robert Pattinson threatened by co-stars' success?

Despite his staggering success as the certified break out star of the “Twilight” film franchise, actor Robert Pattinson is still threatened by his co-stars.
Sources tell Fox411 exclusively that Pattinson is not a fan of sharing the spotlight and that he even refused to host “Saturday Night Live” along with his “New Moon” costars Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz.
"Rob is threatened by Kellan and Taylor because he knows he's not the only hottie in the 'Twilight' series," says the source. "When SNL approached him to host he was excited - until he found out he would be hosting with Kellan and Taylor. Rob was used to being the only star associated with ‘Twilight’ and now with Taylor's new buff body and Kellan's rise to fame, that's not the case anymore. He doesn't want to share the stage with them on ‘SNL’ because he doesn't think they are serious actors like him and doesn't believe they are on the same level."

Does anyone believe this? Why oh why would he be jealous? There has been quite a few articles now claiming he's jealous of the others.. C'mon people, like I've said before - the poor guy can't sneeze without the paparazzi wiping his nose! I'm sure he'd LOVE for others to take some of the heat.

And from the same article:

Indeed, in a new interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Pattinson opened up about his appearance and revealed some seriously low self esteem, comparing his looks to that of a “cartoon character.” “I’m unbearably self-conscious about stuff,” he told Vanity Fair.

Sooooo he's completely jealous and wants all the spotlight - yet - at the same time he has very low self esteem. The 2 don't go together now do they. From all of his interviews and his body language, it seems to me that he is extremely awkward and not comfy with the attention he gets. Do I know him? No. Am I an expert? (Hell) No. But I am human being and can see when someone LOVES the attention and people kissing their ass (i.e. Paris Hilton) and someone who ain't so comfy with it.
And once again, it's sources tell .. blah blah blah..

Ok this is funny! Everyone is jumping on the Twilight success train. This is so typical and I guess it's genius too.

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