Nov 6, 2009

Rob Pattinson stories - so many ! Humping - to EFF off'ing

I must start out with (once again) apologizing for being so scarce with the updates. Baby (once again) double ear infection & the hubby was away on a business trip.... oy!

Ok - the first one I want to talk about was sent to me by a great reader Giulia - thank you!

This article is cleeearly a spoof. Now even though it's a spoof - it's so nasty and Ca-reepy.

Depressed about his recent breakup with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson has taken to humping pillows.




(warning people - this is really disturbing and so freakin' stupid)


According to sources, Pattinson checked himself in to a Motel 6 in Valencia, CA on Friday. Since then, other motel guests have been complaining about the loud sobbing that comes from Pattinson’s room at all hours of the night. The only time the crying seems to stop is during one of Pattinson’s vigorous pillow-humping sessions, which happen three-to-four times a day, and last for about five-to-seven minutes each.

During the hump sessions, guests and staff members can clearly hear Pattinson’s bed creaking violently while the star yells out at the top of his lungs, “I am humping a pillow.”

Pattinson reportedly comes out of his room for 10 minutes each day in order to allow the housekeeping staff to replace his soiled pillowcases, and to stock up on Lipton Cup O Soups from the motel vending machine.Motel workers who have seem the inside of the room say it looks like a war zone, with empty Cup O Soups strewn about and the palpable stench of semen and tears lingering in the air.

Not much to say about this silly article. Like I said clearly a spoof - but really a poorly written one. It's very easy to make 'poop' jokes as I like to refer to them as. When a comedian is stuck they usually go to bathroom humor because it's an easy laugh. This writer clearly went for the 'easy' joke - when in fact, I think it fails miserably. It's nasty, explicit and clearly disrespectful to the actor. We know that they aren't being serious - but to say things like this person said.. is just plain disturbing. 'nuff said? yah, I think so..


Perez Hilton

I think that man is a hypocritical a$$.


(Pic from his site)



We don't even like to look at her, but it's even worse when she opens her mouth!
During a roundtable discussion for Entertainment Weekly, Kristen Stewart got all riled up about the romance rumors between her and Robert Pattinson.
She says:
“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it. But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”
Let's not get too dramatic, K-Stew!
We don't want your offspring, we just want to know who you're boning!


I am not a big fan of this guy who makes his living off of trashing, mocking, and all around being disrespectful to a ton of people - yet he is the same guy who was all up in arms when during the Miss America Pageant the girl answered a specific question about marriage she stated that she believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman - and he was ALL offended.
Whether or not you support gay marriage or are against it, she has every right to state her opinion, not matter what others believe. (I happen to disagree with her - and am pro gay marriage). But the point is - how can you be SO offended by someone, yet the things he says are FAR worse and more disrespectful. And an example is what he says about Kristen Stewart - "we don't like to even look at her.." blah blah blah.. After ALL the rumors, scrutiny, analyzing, misinformation etc., that has happened to them in the past year - you think maybe she has a right to be a little SICK of the question?

Perez can be so rude and inappropriate and usually I just ignore him, but this came to my attention and just annoyed me.

and he closes it out like this

Seriously R-Patz comes off so self-deprecatingly adorable in interviews while KStew always sounds like such a shrew!

How nice of him, don't you think? She's a 19 year old girl who has been pushed into the media express train getting everything from pregnancy rumors to wedding etc.. yet because she isn't being all cutesy and she is actually a girl with a backbone, it means she's a "shrew."

Please..