It's A Cozy English Countryside Christmas For Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
Now let me preface this with saying I have no idea if this article is true. My whole goal is to talk about inappropriate, rude, outlandish, off the wall, obviously invented etc., stories.
Now that that the New Moon juggernaut is slowing down, most of the cast is getting some time to relax too. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just arrived back in L.A. last week but Rob's apparently already planning a romantic holiday getaway. According to OK! Magazine, Rob has been working on securing a cozy cottage in the English countryside where he and Kristen can spend some time alone. “He’s enlisted the help of his mom, Clare, to find a cottage where he and Kris can spend a few days together,” an insider revealed to OK! Magazine. “They [Rob's parents] think she’s perfect for Rob and told her they’d like her to join them for Christmas dinner,” the source added.
Okee dokee then. I am surprised that the article doesn't speculate Rob plans to rent a cabin with a faux bear skin rug, that has a roaring fire place, while getting ready to propose to Kristen with the 7 carat diamond he can now afford, where they will then cuddle together on their heart shaped bed.
The reason this story and this whole romance is always being written about is that people are envisioning Edward and Bella together for a cozy Christmas. Not Rob and Kristen. Hey more power to them if they are a couple - lots of people meet at work, but again it's the completely fictional romance between the two characters that have girls going crazy. I adore the the series - but they are completely fictional - the love, intensity, death defying risks etc.
It's fun to fantasize but real life - it's vastly different. Not bad at all, just different. "I can't live in a world where you don't exist" doesn't usually get spoken between people. Even though we may love our partners and can't imagine living without them.. normally people don't REALLY talk that way. May more sound like "you better never die because I'll kill you if you do!" :) Trust me I adore my husband more than anything - but there are times when you wanna... "pow right in the kisser!" (Of course you don't but you wanna!)
Back to Rob and Kristen - whether or not they are spending the holidays together, lets TRY to let them do it without flashing 17,000 bulbs in their face and spreading insane rumors about their wanting to have a love child!