Aug 30, 2009

Updates!! So sorry it's been so long!!

Hey everyone!
I'm so sorry it's been so long that I've updated. Long story that I'm SURE you don't want to hear - so on to the updates!

So I hear that Pattinson, Stewart ‘set to buy $3m love nest’.

Blurb
Still, that hasn’t stopped sites like Showbiz Spy from reporting that the two “Twilight” stars are looking at a 3-bedroom, $3 million home that comes complete with a pool, hot tub, and a bunch of fireplaces.
The blog, attributing quotes to a National Enquirer source, writes, “Kristen wants a super-romantic place to share with Rob in Los Angeles.” The tale goes on to say that she “showed Rob the photos [of the house] and he thought it was perfect. Even though Kristen is buying it, she wants Rob to be happy with it too. "She’s been calling it their ‘future love nest’…”


Can you see Kristen Stewart saying it's their "future love nest.." I can't see anyone saying that stupid line.
The fact that people even quote or READ the National Enquirer is beyond me. Crazy

Next headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in hot and heavy hotel hook-up!
(sections of the article)

According to some anonymous but apparently unimpeachable source, Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are spending most of their off-set time behind closed doors in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Sheraton Wall Centre.
The source, and the tabloid press, are saying that the 23 year old British actor and the 19 year old American actress, collectively known as "Robsten," are making like their fictional counterparts Edward and Bella, and have taken their relatonship to "the next level."
The two are in Vancouver filming Eclipse, the third installment of the Twilight series.The source told OK!, "They're hiding out at the *******, while most of the cast is over at the nearby ******** - they have separate rooms booked but are spending pretty much every night together in Rob's suite...When they're not working, they're mainly locked away with a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. When you see them, the both look like they can't stop smiling. It's so adorable."
OMG! Sounds super-awesome!
"From the moment of their first embrace, it was clear the romance was going to pick up right where it left off," the unnamable source said. "Rob always thought Kris was gorgeous, but when he saw her in San Diego, he was blown away. The young girl he left behind in June had blossomed into a sexy rocker goddess."
Rob has taken the "sexy rocker goddess" on several dates, most recently to a Kings of Leon show on August 15 (and by the way, the Kings will not be appearing on the New Moon soundtrack, having deemed it "not in their best interests").
As one observer remarked, “They weren’t shy about cuddling up and kissing. They looked so happy and they were having a blast.”

Once again we have our oh so reliable anonymous source. And what is this all about collectively known as "Robsten." Who decided that they are 1 person now? I've mentioned this before but I CAN NOT stand when the media decides to meld 2 celebrities names together to make them one as if they have NO other identity then to be with each other. oy..

I obviously ***** the names of the hotels because again, I think that is so dangerous and irresponsible giving out that information KNOWING the crowds of girls that will stalk.. er I mean gather outside places where Rob is staying.

And last but not least I found this a bit funny....

They had pictures of Rob on the set of Eclipse walking around in costume. And this was one of the photos they decided to do a close up on.

Big news - Rob is drinking ....... A COKE! I Dunno






Aug 25, 2009

Rob Pattinson in the shower

Really who knows the facts? I presume Rob and Kristen. But it's amazing how many alerts & articles I found merely on - "Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are they moving in together?" Pretty much OVER and OVER again. Amazing that the rumors bounce around like a ball in a pinball machine.

Another article entitled
Did Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Have Coffee Date?

Apparently there are big reports circulating that they went to Starbucks together last Friday. Man, that's odd! Two friends going to get coffee together! That's really out of the ordinary don't you think?



Article blurb:
Usually a coffee date doesn’t amount to a hill of beans. But there’s so much interest brewing about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s trip to a Vancouver Starbucks – together – on Friday, that Gossip Cop couldn’t help but try to filter the fact from fiction.
Even though no pictures have surfaced yet, after rumors percolated elsewhere, Gossip Cop contacted sources in the field who say that the “Twilight” two did slip away from prying eyes on Friday evening to enjoy a little java.
Gossip Cop called around to photo agencies and magazines to find conclusive proof of the coffee date. Stay tuned . . .






They are going to wait for pictures confirming that ... they grabbed a cup of joe together? Guess that's proof that they are in a relationship, can't argue with coffee!



Onward!



I guess this is BIG news!

If you can't tell what that is .. it's a shower curtain.
Blurb:
Robert Pattinson shower curtain appeals to Twilight star's female fans
Each curtain comes fitted with hook holes to allow it to be hung up in any bath or shower, but the maker says that it can also be displayed as a work of art.
"Hand-painted with a brush just like a piece of art," the listing states. "Hang it in your shower, on your wall, in a window, behind your bed as a headboard, or frame it and display it just like any art portrait in your home."


Display it as art.. I'm not saying that Rob isn't handsome - there is no question that he is a good looking man. And hey, if you want to have his face on your shower, that's your decision - go for it. But art work? I'm not sure I'd call anything on a shower curtain 'art' but again, that's just my silly opinion. I'm sure many people want to be on the potty doing their business while Rob stares at them.

He must feel honored!


Wink








Aug 23, 2009

Mount Pattinson



Really?


And the blurb to go along with this picture is :

It’s only a matter of time folks! A Mount Rushmore makeover! Let’s get someone up on that rock with some style! And who better than Twilight’s Robert Pattinson! Sure he’s British, but who cares? With Governor Arnold and the first black President in office, let’s face it, anything is possible!


Nah this doesn't make him feel silly, I'm sure...I'm sure he loves to be up there with Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson. I mean he's just as important to American history as those men where, don't you agree?

SmileyCentral.com

Aug 20, 2009

Some many Rob Pattinson stories - so little time!

Ok first article to talk about

Headline reads...

Rob Pattinson Dead


Really? I see, so the 150 thousand photographers & even more nutty fans that follow him on a daily basis must be missing something. I bow my head and shake it back and forth wondering why & how stuff like this gets started. Some ding dong writes a random article and WHOOSH, the internet is on fire regarding Rob Pattinsons untimely death.


I wonder if he knows he dead? Someone should tell him.


Ok next story...

New Moon’s Robert Pattinson Sporting a New Nose?

Blurb:

Robert Pattinson, teen heartthrob du jour, has catapulted to superstardom following his enchanting portrayal of Edward Cullen in the blockbuster Twilight saga. But with the release of the trailer for New Moon, some are wondering whether the Hollywood hunk also got a new nose.


Then there's more blah blah blah and this...


As to whether he had a rhinoplasty, the answer is no.


So this comes from an internet website all about plastic surgery. What they have clearly done to drive website traffic is to lead you in with Rob and his 'possibility' of a new nose. Then, they explain why he hasn't had one. Desperate for hits so they make up a whole scenario about Rob and his nose!


I see NO evidence of a nose job, you?



Aug 18, 2009

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Nuzzle at Concert

Shout out to my girl, Jill!! Thanks for sending me this info!

Apparently Rob isn't engaged? Or is he engaged & having a relationship with Kristen. These stories come out so fast, they constantly contradict each other. One minute Rob is cheating .. Rob is dating (insert name here) ... Rob is ENGAGED!... now Rob and Kristen are "photographed kissing" in Vancouver "proving" that they are a couple.


People SUCK.
They are out, watching a concert and some jackass is sneaking pictures of them. SNAP SNAP SNAP.... from wherever they were lurking. And yes, I saw the pictures, and NO I didn't see any pictures of them kissing. I saw them sitting next to each other. I saw them lean over to each other when they would speak (which makes sense.. if you have ever been to a concert - you have to scream or lean in someones ear so they can hear you).. Then of course there is this picture - THE SMOKING GUN!





THIS is the photo that is PROOF?? Looks to me like he's leaning in to HEAR her again. I see no kissing what-so-ever.. am I missing something?
More at http://pattinsonanonymous.com/

Now on to story #2 I found...

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart To Live Together

I'm actually laughing at this point because in the last few days, like I said before, he's gone from Being with Kristen, to being dumped by Kristen to being engaged to some secret squirrel girlfriend of 4 years, to "PROOF" that they are together, now .... moving in together.

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to take their relationship to the next level — they’re reportedly making plans to live together!

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart To Live Together
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to take their relationship to the next level — they’re reportedly making plans to live together!
The couple — who were snapped making out during a Kings Of Leon concert

Saturday night — will move in to a luxury home in Los Angeles when they’ve finished filming Eclipse — the third installment in the Twilight Series, which is being shot in Vancouver, Canada.
“It was only a matter of time,” Gordon Rael, a close friend of the couple, told Australian tabloid NW. “They’re a perfect match on and off screen, so they are right to trust their instincts and give this a proper shot.”
“I still don’t know the ins and outs, [but] we’re incredibly proud of him,” Pattinson’s aunt Diane Nutley said of the actor’s romance with Stewart.
“Kristen and Rob have already moved into a hotel suite together as a trial run for sharing a home,” a source added.
Insiders recently confirmed Rob and Kristen had “hooked up”.
“They’ve decided to be more public about going out now,” a source told Us Weekly. “They’re not boyfriend and girlfriend, but they’ve definitely hooked up.”


Oy vey. It's so silly I can't even find the words to comment. Either they read this crap and laugh hysterically - or sooner or later, they will run into the night screaming because I'm not sure how much 2 people can be expected to take before they crack.

They are just 2 people, everyone. They eat, drink, sleep, hang out just like we all do. Just like we did in our teens and twenties (and like some of us) our thirties! Don't they deserve just a little privacy? Does being a celebrity mean "too bad you knew this going in, you should expect it?"

Aug 17, 2009

Shout out!

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Aug 16, 2009

Rob Pattinson - Engagaed.. uh huh..

Sooooo here I am doing my usual research and what do I find, doth my eye deceived me? Rob Pattinson is engaged to his long time (on and off) girlfriend of 4 years. Hrmm.. funny how this is the same site that gives the info regarding Kristen and Rob being together. Wish they would decide one way or another...

Blurb:

Rumor of the Day - Rob Pattinson Engaged!
And he's not engaged to Kristen Stewart or Nikki Reed. Actually the article doesn't name who Robert Pattinson's supposed lucky lady is at all.

Allie Is Wired reports that Robert has been dating a woman for four years and just proposed to her on her recent birthday. This is according to a snitch works with someone very close to Rob.

Here's what the source had to say: They've had an on and off relationship that became more "on" and serious over the past year. He's been afraid for her safety, which is why every single person who works with him has to sign these detailed confidentiality agreements agreeing to never talk about his personal life, and his handlers and him have gone to extreme lengths to make sure they're never seen together, and every time they are together it is set up in such great detail that you'd think it was the secret service and he was the President.

I'm not believing it for one second. So what if the cast and crew had to sign confidentiality agreements (that actually happens on pretty much every movie). That doesn't account for everyone one Rob knows personally and everyone that this unnamed woman knows.


Love that infamous "snitch" and "works closely with Rob" sources.

My, my, my .... Rob certainly must have more free time on his hands than we realize. I mean he's gone from New Moon, to Remember Me, to Eclipse.. yet he has time to have relationships with Kristen, Nikki, Camilla, some blond girl at Cannes, Emilie, and while being with all them .... he's had a 4 year on/off again relationship with another girl and is now going to get married.

Busy boy....

(Amazing some people believe all this BS)

Aug 13, 2009

Robert Pattinson ‘Worried Kristen Stewart Will Fall For Taylor Lautner’

Robert Pattinson ‘Worried Kristen Stewart Will Fall For Taylor Lautner’


That is the title of an article I found regarding the most popular "couple" on the internet right now. So, apparently Rob is all worried that Kristen is going to fall in love with her co-star Taylor.

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson is worried that his rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart will end up falling in love with their Twilight costar Taylor Lautner, it has been claimed.
A source told American tabloid Star that Lautner, 17, “definitely has a crush on Kristen. She treats him like a little brother.”
The publication also claims Taylor and Kristen, 19, were “inseparable” during the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles Sunday.


Kristen’s close relationship with the bulked-up teen, the insider says, has Rob running scared.
“Rob is really nervous that Kristen will fall for Taylor’s charms,” a source said.


Those infamous "sources" seem to be at it again. Blabbing, sneaking, plotting, leaking or whatever it is they do - private information. Well, hrmmm.. again, these "sources" or "insiders" or "a close friend" etc., are most likely all made up or are people who met them once and are the "insiders" giving the information.

It's amazing how quickly things change. Wasn't Kristen pregnant a couple of months ago?? Now she's going to fall in love with her other co-star and Rob is pining away for her. Things change so fast - it's hard to keep up!

What a laugh they must get out of this! Well, laugh or super ANGRY. At this point I'd be at the angry point, and that's putting it mildly. I don't know HOW Rob doesn't end having a freakin' nervous breakdown.

2nd thing to mention is - Blurb:

'Twilight' Star Peter Facinelli Confirms that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Do Not Twitter

So, once again people - they aren't on any media outlets, or any that we will know about. So don't believe the posers.

Aug 12, 2009

So Rob "splashes cash" on Kristen...

The newest rumor (and I say rumor because unless it comes out of Rob's mouth or Kristen's mouth then I believe it to be BS) is that Rob is spending oodles of money on Kristen.

Blurb:

Robert Pattinson knows how to treat a woman!

The hunky British actor has been burning up his Visa buying presents for Kristen Stewart.
“He looks for rare, vintage things, which he knows Kristen likes,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“So far, Rob has found a black-and-white Beatles photo that cost about $*** and a 1970s concert T-shirt that set him back $***!”
It has also been claimed that Pattinson, 23, has told a pal he texts Stewart, 19, a whopping 400 times a month!
“He says a day doesn’t feel right unless he talks to her a dozens times — anything that goes through his mind, he relays to her,” a source said.
Meanwhile, sources on the Vancouver, Canada, set of the third Twilight film Eclipse are adamant Kristen has dumped longtime boyfriend Michael Angarano and is “hooking up” with Rob.
“Word on the set of Twilight is that Angarano and Kristen are completely broken up,” one insider told People magazine. “While people don’t want to talk about it, everyone is pretty convinced that Pattinson and Stewart are hooking up.”

Unreal don't you think? I mean IF and that's a bit IF they are together, I feel terrible for them because they can't do a thing without it being yapped about via 500 different media outlets.

If he is buy her gifts, who the hell is telling the media about it? And why would someone do that? I mean really who knows if it's even true, like I said if it isn't said by either of them - I don't buy it. And of course including what things cost, tacky. That's why I *** it out - because again none of our bizzznness! And it is tacky.

Remember those days - when you were in your 20's and in a realtionship? It's new, exciting, lustful etc. - if that's what they are having, then they should have the right to do it without magazines or internet sites etc saying 'HA WE CAUGHT YOU!' Makes you just wanna smack those people. Unless that's just me..?

Aug 10, 2009

Chia Pet and Morning rituals

The Twilight world is a buzz - even more the Rob world - with the Teen Choice awards. I must say I missed them. I 'think' they were on last night, or tonight.. anyway I did my research to find what I usually find - read my alerts etc... More lovely stories about Rob.

The one that stuck out to me this time was the story relating to the Entertainment Tonight interview where they cast rags on Rob while he is not present. It's VERY entertaining. It's also very clear that this cast is tight. Clearly they have gone through something that most of us will never understand. One minute they are all not very recognizable to POOF can't move without swarms of people coming at you.

I've been watching a lot of the interviews (or reading) with other cast members in twilight and I'll bet they are a little sick of answering questions about Rob.. I could be wrong, I certainly don't know first hand - but for the last year as Rob's fame has gotten completely out of control, it seems that anyone that knows him, has ever known him or will know him .. is questioned about him. It would bug the hell out of me.

Anyway, the ET interviewer jokes regarding Rob's hair and whether or not it's real. And Kristen makes a joke that he gets up every morning and sprays it on - and that it's a chia pet. It was quite funny. But low and behold.... the fact that someone can take THAT comment and insinuate that Kristen 'knows' Rob's MORNING RITUALS!!

Ok this is the blurbs:
Kristen Stewart may have inadvertently revealed that she’s very familiar with an intimate morning ritual of rumored boyfriend Robert Pattinson during a video interview with Entertainment Tonight after the 2009 Teen Choice Awards on 09 August 2009.

Then...

Although Kristen Stewart may have been joking about the chia pet, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was very familiar with the morning, noon and evening rituals of Robert Pattinson.

It simply does NOT matter what Kristen or Rob say or do, even when either of them are so clearly joking or mocking or whatever.... these writers take it and twist/turn/stretch/reach or do whatever they have to do to make it some sexual innuendo between the two.

Here is the ET interview - it's cute.

Aug 9, 2009

Rumors... Gossip... Lunch dates!

ru⋅mor 
–noun
1. a story or statement in general circulation without confirmation or certainty as to facts: a
rumor of war.
2. gossip; hearsay: Don't listen to rumor.

gos⋅sip 
–noun
1. idle talk or rumor, esp. about the personal or private affairs of others: the endless gossip
about Hollywood stars.
I thought I'd put the definitions up so any tabloid journalists that might be reading this would get the hint.

In my research today I found a bunch of articles that said "EXCLUSIVE: Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Spend Night Together At Chateau Marmont" - "Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: Lunch Date!" - "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson: Budding Romance"

Funny to me that the swirling rumors & gossip never ends. So the big article "Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: Lunch Date!" has pictures that look like this:


Notice they don't mention that they are with 2 other people at the table - and the simple fact that they are just sitting there, like normal people having lunch. But yet, the headlines is 'LUNCH DATE!'
Come on now, if this picture was of them sucking face, or holding hands, or something then I could understand the speculation that they are dating (which again is no ones business). But what this sneaky picture reveals .... is 4 people at a table chatting.
QUICK CALL THE PRESS - ROB AND KRISTEN ARE SITTING AT A TABLE TOGETHER!

Then of course this blurb:
Only ****** can report that Twilight co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spent the night together --in the same room -- at the fabled Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles Thursday night!
Our witness spotted RPattz and Kristen along with fellow Brit Packer Marcus Foster entering a suite of the legendary hotel Thursday evening.

The ever so popular "our witness" ... I can't tell you how many "witnesses," "insiders," "close friend," etc., there are that 'spill' private info to tabloid magazines and internet sites. I wonder if this is just 1 person using different labels. I mean 'in the same room' - I must always start with who cares .. but let me say that once again this is hearsay from some "eye witness." And also, let me tell you just for clarification - that the sort of suites they would be spending time in are not your regular, average hotel rooms. I know this because I once arrived late to a casino that I had already booked a hotel room for - and held it with a credit card. Well, my friend and I didn't get there till 3 am. Low and behold all the rooms were booked, but because I held it with a credit card they had to give us a room. We got a high roller room. It was unlike anything I'd ever seen. Living room, dining room, kitchen, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms each having a jacuzzi and a steam shower, and a 1/2 bath in the foyer. I am assuming these are the kinds of rooms they have, I could be totally wrong but with the caliber that they are at as celebrities, it wouldn't surprise me. So there are 2 bedrooms - it's like a big condo with more than enough room for people to sleep over without being in the same room. I'm just saying....

But once again people, I must remind these "eye witnesses" and "insiders" and whoever is writing about it - all this is is a bunch of unverified BS trying to gain readers by speculating and inventing crappy stories that have very little (if any) validity to them.

All the pictures like you see above basically show 2 friends hanging out. That is it - nothing more, nothing less.

So unless we see a picture (which I hope to GOD we don't because once again peeps - none of our business) of Rob and Kristen in an embrace that is NOT part of a movie scene..... it's all 'gossip' and 'rumor.'
Remember that song from the 80's by The Timex Social Club - Rumors..





Aug 7, 2009

Sneaky Rob Pattinson - trying to DRIVE in public

He can't drive a car-or go anywhere without serious scrutiny.

Blurb:
Oh, your'e a sneaky one, Robert Pattinson. While the rest of their castmates are up in Vancouver perparing to film the Twilight sequel Eclips, R-Pattz and Kristen Stewart have hung back in Los Angeles. And as it turns out, paparazzi spotted Pattinson climbing behind the wheel and zipping away from Stewarts L.A. home today.
Hmm; were they getting in a little Robsten time before the hard work starts up north?

Once again - there are using that stupid name Robsten. How idiotic to morph their names together as if they can't be separated now. And "oh my God' - he was (allegedly) at Kristen's house??? The scandal! Why on earth would Rob go out and visit his good friend Kristen?? Must be something sexual right?

or this:

Blurb:
Nice try, Robert Pattinson - but keeping the top up on your convertible can't disguise the fact that you're driving away from Kristen Stewart's home!

Please - I think he has no illusions that he can disguise himself at all.

And this was the most DISRESPECTFUL blurb:
Yesterday, Robert Pattinson was photographed allegedly leaving Kristen Stewart’s home. His ride was a sweet-looking Porsche, but nevermind that. If this is true… (big if)… was he finally allowed into K-Stew’s secret garden? Are they doing it, for the love of God? I need to know! I actually think they’ve probably already slept together, and he’s desperate to get back into her pants. And into her heart! What are we going to do with Robert Pattinson? He’s a gentle soul, our Sparkles.

That whole article is just nothing but idiotic banter. It’s just rude, disrespectful and pathetic. These writers never cease to amaze me at the lengths they will go through to get readers, or traffic on their site or whatever they are trying to gain. To say things (such as above) not giving a SH*T about their feelings or who will read this (i.e. family members, close friends what have you) is just..... icky. (Most appropriate word, dontcha think?)

Oh and this last one is funny…
Robert Pattinson texts & calls Kristen Stewart 400 times a month.

Really? Does he? And how in the heyall would anyone know that.. and if he does big whoop– I text with my best bud a TON in a month span.
Wait...Oh crap, maybe that means we are in a sexual relationship??

Uh-oh.. I better tell my husband!

Aug 6, 2009

Rob & Kristen Drive Each Other Wild After Comic-Con - and stuff

Unbelievable
I must give a big shout out to Jill from TA for sending this article my way!

Didn't Kristen JUST say in an interview that "we are really good friends." But that was it?? I believe she did, and whether or not it's her trying to get people off their trail or it is the truth - she said it for a reason. Basically to LEAVE THEM A-L-O-N-E.

This is the article .. trust me you will wanna....


Article:
Things are wheely hotting up between ’Twilight’ lovebirds Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
According to insiders at last week’s ’Comic-Con’ expo in San Diego, the pair wrapped up a day of sexually charged joint interviews with a steamy session in a stretch limo – the limo that was hired by film bosses to shuttle R-Patz back to LA, no less.
A friend of the pair told Famous magazine: “Kristen left her car behind and chose to ride back to LA with Rob in his limo.
“They could not wait to get their hands on each other. As soon as the driver started rolling up his window, they were all over each other, kissing, hugging and getting very, very hot.”
Another mate revealed: “Robert says it felt like their last night on earth – they just could not get enough of each other.”
Now speculation is mounting that the fang-tastic duo will move in together.
The pal said: “Rob and Kristen may decide to live together when they finish filming their current flicks. They don’t want to fight their feelings anymore. It’s just a matter of time before they go public.”
Don't take your feet off the gas, guys - we're loving it!


UNREAL! Once again we have the famous "insider" that gives the scoop. Jeez! I just don't understand how on EARTH the person who wrote this doesn't feel like total TURD. I mean seriously, read this garbage...“Robert says it felt like their last night on earth – they just could not get enough of each other.” Really, is that what Rob said oh so reliable 'pal?'

Anyone else feel this article testing their gag reflex?

Now I know Breaking Dawn is supposed to come out in November of 2011. You think they will have to go through this INSANITY for the next 2 years? What possible stories can they come up with? I mean they've already gone through:

  • They are a couple
  • Kristen Dumps Rob
  • Rob Cheats on Kristen
  • Kristen is pregnant
  • Kristen and Rob will move in together

Anyone have any ideas on what might be the next stories to come? Let's see, something so outrageous like... Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart where each others blood in vials around each others necks, after it all it is a vampire flick.... but I guess that isn't so outrageous since it has already been done, hmmm?



Aug 5, 2009

Are you fu-reakin' kidding me??

Ok this is the blurb from an email alert:

Robert Pattinson's Sperm Can Finally Be Yours
At last, celebrity look-alike sperm donors are here.

A lot of people want Brad Pitt's sperm. And Robert Pattinson's. And Johnny Depp's. And now, thanks to Cryobank sperm bank, they can — sort of.
Merging the science of assisted reproduction with the art of pop culture whoredom, Cryobank allows clients to select sperm from donors who supposedly look like celebrities.


Unreal. The headline says "Robert Pattinson's sperm can finally be yours." Are you KIDDING ME!? Can you imagine reading this article about you. They are talking about your freakin' sperm!?

And if that article isn't disturbing enough, this is for people that want to have artificial insemination (which I support fully) - but with celebrity look-alikes. So they can have babies that LOOK like Rob Pattinson or Brad Pitt. I.. mean... I'm not even sure what to say about this except YUCK and EW.

I am constantly surprised at the articles I find about Rob. Just when I can't think it will get any worse. . . BOOM. . . there is an article about this. I can't believe it.

Let's play a game, shall we? Words that come to mind when you read this article about Rob..
  • Inappropriate
  • Disrespectful
  • Nasty
  • outrageous
  • Horrifying
  • sadness...

Anyone else?

Aug 3, 2009

Rob Pattinson - How do people 'KNOW' ..... stuff

I have a few things to talk about (what else is new right?)

Ok so my email alerts told me a few things today.
Blurb #1
Robert Pattinson likes experimenting with his food.Our favourite vampire has started cooking for himself.
Now it seems he is enjoying using his first microwave.Rob is spending a lot of his time looking for new things he can shove in his microwave.He's tried most things, even microwaving a carrot.

How on EARTH does anyone know what he does or doesn't do with his microwave. Or why do people deem this newsworthy? And IF someone he knows is "leaking" this super secretive information (gasp) - why would someone he trusts do that?

I swear this ca ca is made up.

And Blurb #2
Robert Pattinson smells disgusting and has homeless person hair
Robert Pattinson is not hot, good looking, or attractive for many reasons.
1. He's SmellyThe guy is rumored to shower like... once in a blue moon. Ew? I mean, how can you not be showering everyday when you're a CELEBRITY? Even Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse who are constantly drunk have better personal hygene than he does. That's disgusting.It's known that Rob smells bad even during the filming of the highly anticipated movie, New Moon. That's sad when a cast member tells tabloids that you smell.
2. His HairThere's a fine line between acceptable scruffy-unkempt hair and disgusting homeless person hair. Robert Pattinson drove past that line a few years ago. Birds probably use his hair as a nest, that's all I have to say.


First off let me say this was written by a male. (jealous?) Secondly, how often has this insane rumor about his personal scent been going around because he made 1 off handed remark... MONTHS now.
I believe it's funny that all of these "insiders say" or "a crew member" or what have you... all these stories about how he smells. Like I've said before, c'mon. Do you really think he reeks? That he walks around it clothes that haven't been washed in months, or he hasn't taken a shower in months.... c'mon peeps - think logically.
"Homeless person hair," now THAT is funny. This guy who wrote this must REEEEAAALLLYY be jealous of the attention. I've never seen a homeless person with hair like that.

Aug 2, 2009

Pattinson Anonymous - Thanks!

Hey all
Wanna give a huge shout out to Pattinson Anonymous for making us a part of their family!
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Thanks again!