Dec 31, 2010

Happy New Year!



I hope you all have a spectacular New Years and an even better 2011! Health and happiness to you all.

Thank you all for reading & I hope you continue to do so in 2011.

~Kim

Dec 27, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Christmas & the sneaky elves

Hello all - I hope you all had a wonderful holiday.

Well, well, well.. the big question is:
Did they or didn't they.... spend the holiday together? And the answer is ............
who the eff knows!

I've seen a bunch of articles speculating and some pictures of Rob at a Christmas party (which is lousy that someone snuck out a picture of him when he's trying to enjoy a holiday party with friends, but sadly no big surprise)

Some of the capturing headlines:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen's Secret Christmas Together

Did Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spend Christmas in London?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Together Over Holidays? [Photo]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holiday Plans Madness

Get the picture?

Blurbs:

Even though there were a number of reports which stated that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be spending the holidays apart from each other, it seems as though they have taken a brief break from filming the new movie in the Twilight saga to spend some quality time together.

Some photographers claim to have seen Pattinson in London while others swear that he was with Stewart over the holidays.

AND

Babble has obtained a photo that is clearly Pattinson, but the company he's with is not clear. The site also says that sources spotted the two together in London. If the two spent the holiday together, it really shouldn't surprise anyone.

AND

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were supposed to be spending the holidays apart but there are photos of Rob and Kristen together this weekend.

I'm not going to post the pictures because I think it's tacky he was celebrating with friends and someone leaked a photo - but let me tell you, the photo's in no way indicate Kristen is there. And EVEN IF SHE IS, who cares. I mean everyone thinks they are a couple right? That's what the consensus is among all the tabloids and NUTTY extreme fans (I'll coin the phrase - EXTREME FANS) so why would they be surprised that they are spending the holidays together?

But I assure you, the photographs prove nothing except Rob was at a party during the holidays.. I know that's strange, going to a holiday party but nonetheless he was at one.

More to come..

Dec 20, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Smootchin' - breakin' up - bein' apart....pattern?

Yes, it's been a while.. but this time it's the holidays getting in the way! Isn't it nuts!! No down time - bombarded with lights, presents, holiday music ... argh!

blah blah I know .. getting on with it.

Anyway - oh the headlines the headlines! So .. well you know.

Here is a headline that was repeated all over the Internet:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Separate for the Holidays

Blurb:
Your favorite Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going their separate ways… for the Christmas Holidays anyway. After being together for the last few weeks filming Breaking Dawn I, these two will have a chance to do their own thing even just for a few days.

Rob will be heading back to London to spend Christmas with his family and friends while Kristen will be jetting off to Los Angeles to be with her family as well.

Both are good with this arrangement; they’ve been together since the filming began in November. It’s only for a few days anyway because by the New Year they’ll be together again. At least they’ll have a chance to miss each other during the holidays.

This is actually one of the more tame articles. Made up, I'm sure. I mean really the magazines/online rags have a 50/50 shot of getting it right. Either they will spend Christmas together or apart. So the odds are good that someone is going to get it right. And they can spin it anyway they want. (i.e. above article mentioning that they will get the opportunity to "miss each other during the holidays," anyone else just puke in their mouth a little?)

I saw TONS of articles about the 2 of them being sick of each other and that is why they are spending the holidays apart. Yadda, yadda, yadda..

BUT ALAS! WAIT! LOOK AT THIS HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Will Probably Spend Christmas Together

Ah ha! What is this you say? More speculation.

So I have the answer - they either will spend it together - or - apart.
Brilliant aren't I?

NEXT

Ok so apparently the other buzz is headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson is a good kisser?

Apparently Christina Ricci said he was a good kisser and it's set the web on fire. It amazes me - what did people really think she'd say? "Rob.. oh God he's horrible, wet, sloppy, icky.." No one would say that. I'm sure he's a fine kisser but seriously - enough to talk about it endlessly?? How embarrassing reading all that about yourself.

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Breaking Up?

Anyone surprised this rumor is coming back around? It's like recycling! Topics get thin and they start panicing that nothing is going on with Rob and Kristen .. that's it's just status quo. So what happens next, BANG they are breaking up! Or they are pregnant! Or they are in a love nest!

Sometimes don't you just wanna say:

Dec 14, 2010

Rob Pattinson: break-up rivals! - THE bed? - Holding hands

Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy.. the "media" (I use that word loosely) is so funny sometimes. Funny STUPID - not funny haha.

So this headline:
Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Break Up: Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Next?

Umm.. come again? What in the HEY-ALL do those 2 have to do with Rob & Kristen? Anything, to connect a story to Rob and Kristen to get more hits I suppose.

Blurb:
Aside from Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the next big movie couple that we’d hate to see break up is definitely Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series. We’re so excited to see Edward and Bella finally get married and have a child together on-screen…but if they break up, will Breaking Dawn have the same romantic allure?

Why oh why make that leap? I just don't get it. I guess we could say that this headline could be related too.

'Dexter' stars Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter file for divorce

Actually wait, I see how these people make the leap. I mean he does play a killer & Rob plays a vampire that kills animals to survive. And those 2 were in the same show just like ... KRISTEN AND ROB are in the same movie!!! And Michael Hall is a guy and Jennifer Carpenter is a girl. Oh wait! Kristen's last name Stewart is also used as a guys first name - and Jennifer's last name Carpenter is usually a profession dominated by MEN! Will the similarities ever end!!


NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson seen `holding hands` with Kristen Stewart at cast dinner

That's one of many with the same goal. They were supposedly at some sort of cast dinner and 'holding hands.' Ironically - no pictures. They have pictures of those 2 walking, smoking, waving, eating.. yet the picture that would put everyone's speculation at rest.. no where to be found.

Blurb:
A spy on the scene said, “It was a lot of the cast and crew. They were in the private back room and seemed in great spirits. Everyone had a really great time. They were sitting down and talking together most of the dinner. Wherever Kristen was, he was, and vice-versa. Rob and Kristen were holding hands at some point, and when they got up to mingle with everyone for a bit he kept his hand on her back. They were really cute. And no one in attendance seemed surprised at their affection.”
(Me: A spy on the scene. Doesn't that say it all. Spy = jacka$$, liar, not real person...)

NEXT

Headline:
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Bed Revealed! We Think This Is it — Agree?

And there it is a picture of some random bed.

Blurb:
Everyone is holding their breath to see 24-year-old Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, 20, get down in Breaking Dawn. Their sex scene is all anyone seems to care about — and after our extensive research, we’ve determined this bed in the Brazilian house rented for the Honeymoon scenes could be where their love making happened!

That is so funny. "We've determined...that it could be." Well if you are sure that it might be the actual bed! Where their love making happened? Um.. no. Where the filmed the scenes for the honeymoon, isn't that a tad bit more accurate. Can we learn to separate the two? Rob is not really Edward... and Kristen is not really Bella. It make shock you to hear that - but it's the truth. I don't want to rain on anyones parade but they are actually 2 ACTORS.
I know, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Dec 9, 2010

Rob Pattinson: $80k - workin' out

Okee dokee - since I didn't get any info on any new leads.. I had to resort to the stuff going around now. Some of it interesting .. most repeats.

So let's start off by saying someone spent $80,000 to meet Rob. Holy $hit!

Headline:
Fan Spends $80,000 to Meet Robert Pattinson: Who Was It?

Blurb:
The prize was offered on CharityBuzz.com to raise funds for the GO Campaign, a non-profit group that supports grassroots projects for orphans and vulnerable children globally. The $80,000 bid is the highest bid ever for the GO Campaign.

I think that it's WONDERFUL that much money was raised for a clearly worthy cause. But I wonder.. who has $80k to spend on something like that - and - talk about pressure on Rob and whomever else is involved with the meet & greet. If someone paid $80k to meet me, I'd feel like I had to sing, dance a jig, hang out for hours .. give them a car, I don't know. Damn, that's a lot of money. But glad it's for a good cause!

NEXT

Oy oy oy..
So we all know that the cast & crew is in Louisiana filming. Well this is a headline that I saw:
Robert Pattinson Gets Hot & Sweaty Late Night At Louisiana Gym! EXCLUSIVE!

Silly. Ok well, if he was at that gym (or any gym) .. don't we all get hot and sweaty when we work out? Yeah, I thought so.

Blurb:
Wonder how R-Patz gets those insane abs? We’ve learned that he’s doing his tightening and toning at a Louisiana gym — by himself!
(Me: Why is the fact that he is "by himself" supposed to be a shocker?)

Robert Pattinson is spending his nights getting hot and sweaty at a local XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX gym, we’re told. And we’ve got photos of his workout gear.
(Me: Ok, I saw the pictures.. you know what these amazing photos are? Of a gym - and work out equipment. Stupidly, there is also a picture of the entrance with the name of the gym so that anyone can go and try to stalk see Rob.)

Rob was spotted working out at XXXXXXXXX right after Thanksgiving, and our source tells us that he “looked like a total pro!” (No word on whether he went shirtless for the workout.)
(Me: Yes, I X'ed out the name & town that it's in. Jeezuz! C'mon people have we not learned anything yet. Writing about exact locations of celebs = bad. Being respectful of their privacy = good. Not rocket science. You think he will get to go back to that gym now? I wouldn't if I was him)

“Rob came in at night right before closing, and he spent the entire time lifting weights,” a source tells us. “He seemed like he really knew what he was doing, but he spent the time keeping to himself, not talking to anyone really.”
(Me: Source.. blah. Of course he spent time to himself (if this is even remotely true) who goes to the gym and hangs out to talk. Maybe some people - but not me. You go work out and leave. And if you are Rob Pattinson - you go ... probably try and hide .. work out and get the heII outta dodge before someone recognizes you!)

Dec 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson: SUGGESTION!

HI all
I am planning on doing research this weekend - but as for right now.. I've seen a million articles about Reese Witherspoon thinking Rob is handsome. That's it. Seriously a $hiteload of those articles and I'm sure it was just something that was asked of her and she said something to the affect of 'yes he is handsome.'
Shocker. We know he is handsome.

Anyone see anything outrageous that I can make commentary on? I'd like to write about something other than Kristen and Rob and now Reese.. (Although, I will if I have too) I am just interested in some of the 'off the wall' stuff you read!



Leaverobalone@gmail.com

Dec 1, 2010

Rob Pattinson: solo career - sex scenes

I haven't written in a while because there has been nothing worth writing about. Mostly all of the articles continually repeat themselves about the same nonsense. The many articles about Rob wanted more sex scenes in Breaking Dawn (give me a break peeps), the many articles that were trying to mislead readers regarding their 'new marriage.' (It's Bella and Edward folks, not Kristen and Rob).

So I took a break because my blood started to reach maximum boil capacity.

I did however find a few articles recently that I thought were stupid funny enough to mention.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart baby?

Here we go again. Of course know it's from OK magazine. Yes, they produce in the movie a baby. In - the - movie. You know the "acting" thing they do? Yeah, that's it. Remeber last summer when Kristen was supposed to be pregnant? Yeah that lasted right? C'mon.

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Picks Up A New Guitar — Can A Solo Album Be Far Behind?

Yes he bought a guitar. Everyone knows his love of music and that the boy can sing. But why is it because he went out and bought a guitar we start the rumblings that he will record an album. That will be the new 'it' story. 'Rob must be secretly recording an album.." Not! Give him a break. He's a musician and bought a guitar. Not a huge leap.

NEXT

Headline:
Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson’s Marathon ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Scenes!

(classy headline)

Blurb:
It’s no wonder that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson became a real life couple – it seems like the set of Twilight can get pretty hot and heavy! According to Life & Style, the duo recently shot a sex scene that took them 12 hours to complete, and we’re pretty sure that they enjoyed every minute of it!
(me: I don't even know where to begin with that. It's just so silly that it is hard to find the words. I'm sure it was "hot and heavy" in front of a 100 people - shooting different angles - making sure the lights are right.. how intimate. It takes a lot of scenes 12+ hours to make. They didn't say "ohhh I love shooting this sex scene so lets prolong it!" It's probably the opposite. Let's just get this over with because it's embarrassing to do in front of all these people! Then it says "enjoyed every minute of it!" Don't you just wanna poke this person in the eye for writing something so ... so... ugh help me with the right word!)

It was the first of three racy sex scenes in Breaking Dawn between their Twilight characters Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. This first scandalous sex scene together includes the pillow-biting moment, when Edward bites into a pillow in order to control his urge to bite Bella. Sounds pretty steamy to us.
(Me: Yeah steamy - a mouth full of pillow so he doesn't murder his new wife)

Still, it must have been a little awkward to act so intimately in front of an entire cast and crew. Fortunately for these two, they have two more sexy scenes on the way –plenty of time to practice!
(Me: Oh shut up)

And we all the DVD is coming out for Eclipse. Apparently there is commentary with Kristen and Rob. I heard the tent scene, it was really funny. Yet I found SO many articles with this as the headline:

Watch! Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Flirty Eclipse Commentary

Over and over again the articles talking about how much they are flirting with each other. When in actuality it's just really funny and playful.

The one headline I found that I thought was spot on was this:
Rob and Kristen Share Some Laughs Over 'Eclipse' Scene

Ha! At least someone got it right.

Nov 26, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Sex scenes - balls - and Jen Aniston

Hope everyone had a good holiday yesterday. I know that I shall never eat again, too full.

Anyway - lots of silly headlines to make fun of!

Here is 3 that I found (actually there was many along the same lines, I just used these 3)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want extremely sexually charged nudity in Breaking Dawn?

Do Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Want More 'Breaking Dawn' Sex Scenes?


Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Want More Sex Scenes

Go ahead, giggle.. Yup that's what it says, as stupid as it reads.. you have permission to LOL. My first reaction was .. well I laughed .. then I had to read to see what kind of rationalization these articles had made to justify a headline like that.

Some blurbs:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want to steam up the screen in Breaking Dawn, or at least that's what a number of reports are suggesting. Insiders have been reporting that Pattinson and Stewart have been pushing for "tasteful but extremely sexually charged nudity." But exactly how true are the rumors?
(Me: How true are the rumors? Come the eff on.. doesn't take a genius to figure out that the likelihood they said that is about zilch)

Sources at the studio have commented saying that the film will not have an R rating as previously rumored by OK magazine. "We will be aiming for a PG-13 rating," the studio source confirmed.
(Me: of course they have to do PG-13, that's their target audience! If they were to do R, they would be shooting themselves in the foot)

or this one:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want extremely sexually charged nudity in Breaking Dawn?

According to Hollywoodlife, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pushing for "tasteful but extremely sexually charged nudity" in Breaking Dawn!

"They're demanding that their big sex scenes will really push the envelope," a source tells OK magazine.
(Me: Ahh the infamous 'source' - if anyone has read the books, then they know that the sex scenes are implied, I highly HIGHLY doubt Kristen and Rob would like to make this into soft core porn.)
Producers may have to censor some of the stars' suggestions.
(Me: Yeah ok - I just want to poke someone in the eye.)

The other article was so offensive I'm not going to copy a blurb from it - it was just so stupid.

NEXT

Jennifer Aniston wants to seduce Robert Pattinson!

Blurb:
But fret not, ladies - and rumoured girlfriend Kristen Stewart - it's all in the name of art.

Reports have claimed that Jennifer Aniston is keen to work on the remake of The Graduate, and wants Twilight star Rob to star opposite her.

(Me: Ok, if and that's a big IF this is true and Jennifer Aniston wants to remake The Graduate (great movie) why do they spin it as if she is this predator that wants to devour Rob? Couldn't it be that she wants to remake the movie.. period? Using Rob is brilliant because it would be capitalizing on his fame right now. He's red hot. That won't last forever. But no, they make it sound like she's this seductress on the war path. bleck.

And this is just icky.

Headline:
Coldplay: Glastonbury Invite Like Touching Robert Pattinson Balls



Blurb:

Coldplay have compared being asked to play Glastonbury to Twilight actor Robert Pattinson inviting you to touch his balls.

The band, who last topped the bill at the festival in 2005, are one of a number of acts rumoured to be headlining the event in Somerset next June.

But in an interview with Q magazine, singer Chris Martin played down the reports and said it “depends if we get asked”.

He added: “That’s like getting asked to dance by Robert Pattinson if you’re a young girl. Imagine if Robert Pattinson called and asked, 'Do you want to touch my balls?'.”

Getting asked to dance.. Ok, cute..fine analogy. Yet, then the quote jumps to touching his balls? Ew. I'm not sure that's first and foremost on young teens minds, dude. Girls think in terms of romance.. so if you want to compare it you would say winning a date with Rob, or getting a chance to hang out with him .. but grabbing his balls??? Not what comes first to a girl (or woman's) mind. Once again, ew.

Nov 24, 2010

Breakin' it!

Hello all!
I just wanted to wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving (those of you that celebrate it) and I will be updated on Friday!

Nov 18, 2010

Rob Pattinson: JUST MARRIED (uh-huh) - Perez & his thoughts - I was right!

Whoa, I can't even keep up with all the articles, or should I say sneaky pictures that are flying around the Internet.

Clearly there is someone on set sneakily clicking pictures of Rob and Kristen, and then giving them to the highest bidder. Sad but true. The funny thing about it is the speculation surround these pictures. As if this was their real honeymoon.. hate to break the news but it ain't!

Ok magazine which is one of my favorites (NOT) has this for a cover:

Really? It's amazing the misleading that some magazines etc., will go through to sell their rag. The do a whole spread on the cover to make it look like they are really away secretly together. Yet if they didn't crop those images on the bottom of the magazine you would see 100 crew members around them filming. No, they are not REALLY married. Edward and Bella got married. Oy!

NEXT

There are many articles on how Louisiana is beefing up security for the set of Breaking Dawn.
Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Need Protection

Blurb:
If you’re planning on staking out the Breaking Dawn set in Baton Rouge, watch out! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be surrounded not only by their personal bodyguards but local veterans of the Louisiana police force and Sheriff’s Department will be present at Raleigh Studios.

“We’ll have on property at all times a forty-eight man force,” says Winston Achee, the chief of security for the Celtic Corporation, which owns the lot where Breaking Dawn is being filmed. “We are not taking security on this property lightly.”

Ok so then I see Perez Hilton write this:
Headline:
Louisiana Goes Security-Crazy For Twilight Shoot!

Blurb:
We understand that Robert Pattinson is a living national treasure, but this is some INTENSE security, Louisiana!

Serious perhaps to the point of excessive security measures are being set up for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn's shoot at Raleigh Studios' Celtic Media Centre in Baton Rouge.

Do U think Twilight needs THAT much security?

Um.. yes Perez. People are sneaking on set all the time, taking pictures, leaking information (credible or not) and was can't forget this:


Literally women grabbing around his throat! And that was a while ago. He's only gotten more popular. It's dangerous, they are mental people out there that really want to grab a piece of him. And now the whole gang is in Louisiana - so yes they do need that much security and I applaud them for doing it.

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in trouble with police for Beach Sexy Time?

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart got in trouble with authorities for making out on a Brazilian beach.

"The young lovers were getting sexy like any other couple would on the beach at night, but police sent them packing with a stern verbal slapping," a source told British tabloid the Daily Star.

"It's obviously hard for them to go anywhere alone. I think they were just trying to grab some romantic time, but unfortunately for them they attracted attention almost immediately.

"The police said they were more concerned about Robert and Kristen causing a security alert than them getting hot and heavy.

"They were laughing about it afterward, but they both looked really embarrassed. It was quite sweet to see."

I find this a tad hard to believe.
First of all, IF they were kissing on a beach - why on earth would they get into trouble for it? The only part that makes sense is that the police would have been concerned for them regarding security.
But point being, they are on set, filming for a limited amount of time. So we are supposed to believe they just snuck off set to some random beach where there happened to be police?

sniff sniff .. I smell bull$hit!

NEXT

And just to prove I was right - I mentioned a couple of posts back that anytime now someone will bring up the rumors of Rob's hygiene again and AH HA! See this headline:

Is Robert Pattinson Best Dressed Or Does He Stink, The Answer Is Here

I knew they'd go there and they did.
That means....I must be psychic...



Nov 14, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Fighting - Halt the movie!!

Once again, I have to apologize for not updating sooner (as usual) but as some of you know (some of my loyal readers :) ) I am a struggling actress myself and I just finished the run of a show last night.

Onward!

Sooooo many headlines now that they are filming Breaking Dawn! It's amazing what the paparazzi focus on. What will they do when they are done filming in April!!??


Hehe

Anyway - A HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson In Bar Fight With Jason Statham Over Girlfriend Kristen Stewart!

Article:
The ‘Twilight’ star confronts actor Jason Statham after he makes a move on girlfriend Kristen!

It looks like Robert Pattinson is willing to go to any length to protect girlfriend Kristen Stewart — even if it means confronting an action star! US Weekly reports that after actor Jason Statham hit on girlfriend Kristen at an LA bar, Rob stepped in. “Jason is totally jacked and Rob is scrawny,” a pal said. “But Rob said, ‘I think you’ve had enough time with her.’ They got heated.”
Luckily, bouncers stepped in before the situation got out of control.

No matter what the situation, it is good to know Rob is ready to step in and take care of Kristen no matter what!

Interesting.....

A blurb from another article related to this story:

According to US Weekly Robert Pattinson got in a fight with action star Jason Statham in a bar in Hollywood on Friday night.

Ok .. yes I know everyone wants Rob to be like Edward and swoop in and save the damsel in distress etc.. but there are a million pictures and articles about them filming in ... BRAZIL.. soooo how could he have gotten into a fight with this dude on Friday night?

Then of course I have to show you this little blurb:
Robert Pattinson may be scrawny but he has a lot of guts to stand up to a big guy like Statham. Kristen Stewart should be proud of her Rob after sticking up for her like that.

Kristen must be proud because of course she's only a girl that couldn't possibly handle herself (insert rolling eyes here) - oh and by the way . . she's only 20, yet she was in a bar? I guess being in Hollywood part could happen.

Lookie here:

Los Angeles, CA (LAX) to Rio de Janeiro (RIO)
Shortest Flight Duration * 14 hours 30 mins * Via Miami International Apt, Miami (MIA)

Must have been something huh? Flew from Brazil to LA with Kristen in the middle of shooting Breaking Dawn .. stopped a bar .. and a fight almost broke out.

Hmmmmmm .... sounds like:

But what do I know?

NEXT!!

Blurb from a funny article:
Recent reports claimed Rob, 24, has been sketching designs for wedding rings.

“Rob wants to design the ring himself,” blabbed one insider.

“He feels their on-screen nuptials will be a very special and personal moment, even though it’s supposedly make believe. But here’s the big secret — Rob wants to surprise Kristen and give her the ring in real life!

“That’s why he’s in cahoots with Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer to pull off a real-life surprise. The plan is that when the cameras stop rolling after their on-screen nuptials, romantic Rob will drop to one knee and slip his designer ring on his real-life love as he proposes marriage!”


That is TOO freakin' funny. C'mon, does ANYONE BUY THIS??? I know it's so dumb that it's not worth mentioning but Jeez.. I literally laughed out loud when I read that!
Yeah .. I'm sure they will halt the production so Rob and propose marriage to Kristen.. I feel dumb even writing this as a joke!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Brazil Pics Heat Up The Web

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Brazil Pics Heat Up The Web – Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend Kristen Stewart spent a week together in Brazil filming scenes for the movie Breaking Dawn fourth in the Twilight saga.

Both stars were staying at a hotel in Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, a city where besides working, they lived their own romance.
(Me: Oh please.. "lived their own romance" sounds like a line from a bad lifetime movie)

Something that caught people’s attention is that Pattinson and Stewart were together all the time. Different pictures of the young stars surfaced online this week.
(Me: Oh my God .. they were TOGETHER!? That's soooo weird that they would be together while filming Breaking Dawn starting as Edward and Bella .. whom get married! Together!? How odd!!)


until next time.... :)

Nov 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Breaking Dawn - To model or not to model.

Now that Breaking Dawn is in full gear and filming the Internet is on fire with pictures, sightings, etc. It's not coming out for a full year and they are already going at it. I don't know - honestly in my opinion strike when the iron is hot. Making these films back to back is great - but not showing them for the next 2 years.. not so great. But I digress.

So headlines, headlines and more headlines.

Here is a couple:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Living Together While Filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ In Brazil! Things Are Heating Up! Exclusive!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Cause a Stir in Brazil – and Online

Some blurbs from articles:
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan may have waited for marriage to make the big move-in, but it looks like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are not as old fashion as their literary alter-egos. A source staying at the XXXXXX in Rio de Janiero tells HollywoodLife.com, “I found out that the film production made a reservation for 2 rooms connected by a door inside. But just one room is being used, [Kristen & Rob] are staying at the same room the entire time. And ordering service room a LOT. Their room is on the XXXX floor.”
(me: You have GOT to be kidding me? This person reveals where they are staying AND what floor? Does ANYONE see how wrong that is?? Of course, I X'ed it out - but sadly those who want to find it, can. I don't understand the constant scrutiny. People speculating on their personal relationship with each other. Doesn't matter what they do because people will have some $hit to say regardless. 2 ROOMS CONNECTED! Oh my God - call the newspapers. Seriously, it's so time to move on with this.. but will that happen? Nope)

ANOTHER BLURB
The pair, who have been getting conspicuously cozy lately, are in Rio de Janeiro to film scenes for the next Twilight installment, Breaking Dawn, leaving their fans to excitedly document their activities.
(me: Fans do NOT document their activities. That's obnoxious and stalker-ish. Spewing out their private information, like where they are - where they will be - what they are DOING .. is not a fan, it's a weirdo.)

First, photos surfaced of Stewart, 20, and Pattinson, 24, at the airport in New Orleans en route to their destination, followed soon by more images taken by a fellow passenger – and a thrilled reaction from one female fan.
(me: Why is it important to add their ages?)

ANOTHER BLURB:
Closer Look: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Hot and Heavy Brazilian Makeout!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart filmed Breaking Dawn late into the night in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday. We took one look at their hot makeout scene and affectionate moments and watched their sweet chemistry between takes, but we couldn't resist bringing you a closer look at their hot evening.
(me: First of all - every headline I read acts as if they are making out like they are in some kind of a porno film. Every picture I've seen looks like 2 people kissing. They aren't throwing each other down and sticking their tongues out like dragons.. so lets just chill out a bit. And I think this line is creepy "We took one look at their hot makeout scene and affectionate moments and watched their sweet chemistry between takes" - to me that sounds like voyeurism. I just get the heebie jeebies reading that.)


Fashion News: Robert Pattinson Says No To Burberry

No Burberry For Robert: Robert Pattinson apparently declined a £1 million offer to be the new face of Burberry. When asked why he was denying the offer, Pattinson replied “I’m an actor, not a model.”
(me: Is it just me or do they seem to be putting a negative spin on it? Just because he says he's an actor not a model.. could be just me)

I could write more - but when I tell you that I have only seen TONS of headlines that speak of them "locking lips" or "heavy makeout scene" or "passionately kissing" - I'm not exaggerating.. that's all people are writing about. Nothing else to report on. Just tons of headlines like that along with tons of (obviously a hidden camera) pictures of them on set. Same thing over and over again... So as tacky as it is, I guess I should be grateful that there hasn't been anything worse written about him.. (of course I say that with hesitation because before too long I'm sure the rumors of his hygiene or whatever other dirt they can make up will be out there soon)

Nov 4, 2010

Rob Pattinson: life before - lovey dovey?

Hello people!

Oh so fun deciphering all the poo-poo articles while they are filming Breaking Dawn. There are so many to choose from.. yet I don't write everyday because a lot of it is repeating the same'ole crap over and over again.

So, as I usually do, I went through a bunch and found the most "interesting" for a lack of a better word.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Go On Lovey Dovey Drinks & Movie Date Night In Baton Rouge! EXCLUSIVE DETAILS!

First of all, don't ever use words like Lovey Dovey - credibility out the window. Yet, look what I'm talking about.. hahaha... I forgot, they have no credibility.

Blurb from article:
We’re told by all our Baton Rouge sources that Rob and Kristen are getting very cozy while filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ and going on romantic dates!

Could Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get any cuter? The couple, who are in Baton Rouge, La., filming the fourth installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn, aren’t hiding their love one bit! A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Rob and Kristen went to XXXXXXXXXXXX in trendy XXXXXXXXX and even both got raspberry-flavored drinks!
(Yes I "X'ed" out where they were as always. Can I just say ... "even both got raspberry drinks!" - OOoooohh God! They both got the same flavor! It's kismet! They are sealing their love with raspberries! I wonder which raspberry they mean?
This one

or this
hehehe)

“They seemed to be really in love,” says our source. “They each ordered a drink — Rob had a Raspberry Lemon Drop and Kristen had a [virgin] Raspberry Mojito.”
(I can see how the source would see true love while they ordered drinks! Makes perfect sense)

Ack onward!

Anyone else sick of seeing headlines like this?:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Get Their Own ‘Breaking Dawn’ Baton Rouge Love Nest!

FREAKIN' LOVE NEST!? Seriously - ENOUGH WITH THAT CRAP! It's not a love nest, if they are sharing anything it's called an APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!

NEXT!

Headline:
Why Rob Pattinson Misses Life Before 'Twilight': Vampire Hunk Needs New Clothes

Wonder why he misses life before Twilight? Could it be the endless barrage of people, paparazzi etc., following him and sticking cameras 2 inches from his face?

Blurb:
“I can’t really go into second hand stores to get new clothes anymore,” Pattinson said of his former love for vintage gear. “So I end up wearing the same thing every day.” According to MTV UK, the ‘Twilight’ heartthrob blames the photographers who hound his every step for his wardrobe troubles. “I wish I could shop in vintage stores the whole time. But because a lot of paparazzi follow me around, it can be difficult.”

That just is really sad. The poor guy can't go buy a shirt without being followed. I take it this will be a very long 6 months of spying, speculation, and spewing venom about the 2... haha venom, I made a funny!

Oct 29, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Halloween bash - Mind Games - "keeping' Rob

Supposedly Rob is throwing a big Halloween party for the cast of Twilight. True or False? I have ZERO idea. But the headline reads:

Robert Pattinson's frighteningly expensive Halloween party

Annoying that always $$ is brought into the picture. Who give a hoot. Unless he starts buying solid gold urinals - then what he does with his own money is his own business. And if he wants to throw a party for his buds on the set - well that's great.

Although what crept into the article was this blurb:

Robert is also believed to have splashed out on a Halloween-inspired gift for his girlfriend Kristen Stewart to celebrate the spooky day - which lands on Sunday October 31.

The source explained: "Rob brought a special vintage gold ring with a red heart for Kristen. He's planning to give it to her just before the bash starts."

Really, he is? Wow - someone must have REAL inside info that they are able to find out what Rob is going (or most likely NOT going) to do before he does it.
C'mon. If he was planning on giving her something .. anything .. do you really think he'd let that leak out? Um.. nope. I imagine he's learned a thing or two about the psychotic media at this point.

NEXT

Headline:

Robert Pattinson: Playing mind games and peek-a-boo

Blurb:
And while, Rob and Kris keep themselves busy with games like chess on the sets, it won’t be wrong to suggest that they are pretty deft in playing mind games with their fans. Yes! To kill the time, Rob and Kris often indulge in games like Chess, Scrabble, Monopoly or Snakes and Ladders while filming ‘Breaking Dawn’. And thus, when they are not kissing, (on or off screen), they also try their dice-rolling skills.
(Interesting about what they do while filming Breaking Dawn since it hasn't started filming yet..)

But what about the peek-a-boo games they have been dexterously playing with the paparazzi for the past so many months! What about the mind games they love to indulge in with their plethora of devotees.
(I love how people see what they are doing as "playing games" instead of simply LIVING THEIR LIVES. As far as I know, they don't call the paparazzi and say "psst, we will be here.. come stick a camera in our faces so we can run and hide from you!" They aren't playing any games, they are being normal people .. but alas the spin is "MIND GAMES." please...)

NEXT

Dumb da-dumb-dumb

Headline: Kristen Stewart & Tortilla Soup: The Key to Rob's Heart?

Article:
It seems that there's more to Kristen Stewart than loving vampires and werewolves in movies, dating Robert Pattinson, and being super-awkward in public. Turns out she's a pretty good cook as well and was the go-to chef on the set of her new movie, On the Road.

She cooked a lot for everyone because she was "the only girl on set." Sexism aside, she also admitted that she has a culinary speciality:

I think I can do a really, really good, terrific tortilla soup. That was my On the Road dish.

Imagine her ladling spoonfuls of warm, delicious, home-cooked tortilla soup into RPatz's mouth as they blissfully lounge in their fluffy bed together in their cute love nest. Might be a little sloppy and spicy, but romantic nonetheless ... sort of.


I think the vomiting guy sums it up?





Couldn't resist....

Oct 21, 2010

Rob Pattinson & Kristen haven't met daughter and more

This is so funny.

Ok so I have been reading many articles on the amazing resemblance of Mackenzie Foy and her soon to be on screen parents Rob and Kristen.

Blurb from 2 articles:

Director Bill Condon, though, is convinced that Foy — who will play the vampire/human hybrid Renesmee — looks exactly like the child that Stewart and co-star Robert Pattinson would spawn (if they ever decided to spawn, which is a topic for an entirely different story).

or

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's screen daughter in "Breaking Dawn", Mackenzie Foy looks like their real offspring.


Yup the articles are right - she does look like them. But let me ask this - WHY IS ANYONE SURPRISED!? They hired an actress to play their daughter, who did they think that this actress would look like?? It happens AAALLLL the time in the movies folks, people hire actors to look like other actors. For a show I did they hired a girl that played the young version of me... guess what, SHE LOOKED A LOT LIKE ME! This is not earth shattering or even a prelude to what Rob and Kristen's children (if they ever have any) they will look like! Mackenzie plays Rob's and Kristen's daughter. End'o'story.

Oh and the interviewer that was interviewing Kristen talking about the young actress and Kristen mentioned she hasn't met her yet .. and the interviewer made that a "thing.." what on EARTH does the fact she hasn't met her 'fake daughter' mean? It's not her real kid.



We all know that they are filming in Louisiana. Well this is a headline that popped into my view:

EXCLUSIVE! Robert Pattinson Buys a $1,000 Bike At A Louisiana Bike Shop — He Wants To Go Off-Roading On Set!

Blurb from article:

“Robert came in with who I think was his agent,” the Capitol Cyclery store manager told us. “He spent no more than 30 minutes picking out the bike.”

R-Patz, 24, came into the store during a quiet Sunday afternoon when there were no other customers in the shop. “I guess that’s why he felt comfortable” says the manager, describing Rob as “humble” and “very quiet.”

He added, “He didn’t strike me as a movie star when he walked in the door.”

So what went into picking one of the finest bikes available? According to the manager, Rob “wanted something for off-road, as well as on the road.” Apparently, Breaking Dawn will be shooting in a woodsy area, so this bike will be perfect for R-Patz to ride around set.

What do you think Twi-Hards? Would you spend $1000 for a brand new bike?

Ok let me break this down in the levels of stupidness.

First of all, Rob went out and bought himself a bicycle. A BICYCLE. Big a-deal! But yes, they make it a big deal because we have 3 years before the Twilight series ends so we need to find things to talk about. Okee dokee. Well then good for Rob he wants to ride a bike. It's not as if he went out and bought something odd. For example if I had read a headline that Rob went out to buy himself eye of newt to make a secret witches brew.. then maybe I'd be a little wigged out.

Second of all, what really annoys the pi$$ out of me is that the bike shop owner gave details about a private sale. To me that screams inappropriate, untrustworthy, opportunistic... jerk.
So now we know what kind of bike Rob bought, and how much it cost. So of course people are going to start judgements on how much he spent etc. The bike shop owner, while he didn't say anything bad.. should have said nothing at all and let Rob keep his private business private.

And lastly the question "would you spend $1000 for a brand new bike?" Everytime I try and think of a response to explain how idiotic that question is all I can come up with is noises such as:
sigh
grrr
ugh
oy

So I guess I'll leave it at that.

Oct 17, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Settling down - designer duds - and more

Yes, it has been about a week since I updated. That's because all I've seen is article upon article about the 2 of them being out in public showing the same pictures of cameras being shoved in their faces as they walk from a door to a car. I thought that boring and redundant...not to mention the fact that every time I see those kinds of pictures I want to slap the camera clickers silly.

Onward to more silliness. This was so funny. The headline is:

Robert Pattinson Clothes and Clothing

After I saw that headline I figured that it was more BS regarding his messy attire or something along those lines.

But here is the WHOLE article under that headline:

What brand of clothes does Robert Pattinson own? Are they designers?

Yes, that was the whole article.


NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Relationship Growing But Media Pushes Breakup

Article & Magazine cover

Article:

The media seems to be obsessed with breakup stories, especially when Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are involved.

After several days of apparent happiness between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, information has appeared that breaks with the good times the couple had been living, as seen in various entertainment media.

A story says that during one of the couple’s romantic dinner, Rob had strong words directed at Kristen Stewart, but of course there is no eyewitness to confirm these new headlines.

Famous Australian magazine shows on its cover a picture of Pattinson and Stewart captured leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood, Los Angeles under the title: “You need to let me go.”

According to the publication, Pattinson would have said that sentence to his girlfriend after a heated discussion that ended the evening. However, there is some compelling evidence that gives very little substance to the report.



First of all, the picture on the magazine I've seen before. It's a picture of them leaving an establishment. Now there is a guy that was (most likely) skulking & waiting for them to leave so he could pop up and shove the camera in his face and just click away. Hrmm.. wonder why he has a pi$$ed off look on his face??

Gimme a BA-REAK! This story is just a bunch of crap-o-la!

NEXT

Headline:
Did Robert Pattinson cause Kristen Stewart to start smoking?

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson is known for his smoking habit but up until her Twilight career and relationship with Robert Pattinson started Kristen Stewart was not known to partake in the nasty habit.
(That's because she wasn't being followed 24/7 by a$$munch media people - so how the hell do we know if she was smoking before?)

Do you think it is irresponsible for Kristen Stewart to smoke either cigarettes considering she is idolized by millions of young girls and that it may influence them to pick up a nasty and deadly habit?
(Do I think it's a good idea that she and Rob smoke? No, I don't. I used to be a smoker and when you are young you don't realize that it really will kill you. But hopefully they will quit sooner rather than later.
Having said that, Kristen (and Rob) need to lead their own lives. They can't be worried about doing something that may or may not influence other people. It's not their responsibility. And they don't run around doing it when they are in the spot light. They do it when they are in private and the only reason we can see it is because people are sneaking cameras on movie sets & following them when they are out with their friends. How can they possibly be "on" all the time. It's unfair to ask that of either one of them when they have no control of who is shooting their pictures sneakily. My God, these idiot paparazzo take photos of them eating dinner, walking, capturing these photos through bushes, closed windows etc.



And lastly...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Getting Serious!

Picture attached to headline (no article)

Need I say more???????


Oct 11, 2010

Rob Pattinson - four times!? - Hair match

How can I not write a little diddy about the million articles that surround

ROB AND KRISTEN OUT FOUR TIMES!

Sounds silly? Well, I can not tell a lie.. here are some of the splashing headlines!

OMG! Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Go On Fourth Date In Just One Week!
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Enjoys Fourth Date

Kristen Stewart Sits on Robert Pattinson's Lap on Snuggly Date

Four Dates in a Week for Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!

Told ya. There are more but you get the idea. Imagine headlines like that for normal people. How funny would that be?
Such as...
Frank and Mildred out canoodling AGAIN!
Mildred and Frank sneak away on date number 28!

You'd read that and say .. 'your point?'

Even though it is Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart I still say .."your point?" A million pictures of them walking to a cab or car. And people scream "PROOF! They were out together!!" Yup, they were. Wow.

Are they a couple? Who knows, seems like they like each others company. But sneaking around and reporting back on their every move?


These are some of the blurbs from the articles:

Yes, four dates in a row! This is quite a record for the very private Twilight Saga stars and real-life sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Although they’ve always denied that they are romantically involved, everyone can see the real score between them.
(Very private? How can they be private when people are shoving cameras up their noses - and restaurant and hotel staff sources are blabbing about what they are doing in their private time?

Inside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's date. It looks like superstars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are tired of lying to the public. The stars of Summit Entertainment's wildly popular vampire franchise "The Twilight Saga" were spotted on yet another date and witnesses say it was more intimate than the previous outings they've been sighted on.

According to reports, the couple hung out together at the XXXXXXXX in Los Angeles on Friday night. That marks their fourth date in one week. Pattinson and Stewart were reportedly drinking in the hotel's rooftop bar.
(Ah, you mean acting like normal people and hanging out .. HOW DARE THEY!)

First up, the Twilight Saga costars were snapped leaving hot L.A. eatery XXXXX after an intimate dinner. Later on in the night, they stopped by XXXXXXXX, where Stewart, 20, was "sitting on his lap," a witness tells UsMagazine.com. "It was a snuggle fest!" the spy adds of the pair's "cute" PDA.
(Dear God.. snuggle fest? Anyone else feel like they've been time warped back into Jr. High? Which, in all honesty, sucked the first time around..let's not revisit it. And again it creeps me out that someone is gawking at them then reporting to a online rag site.)

Enough of that - I'm gagging.

The other headline I thought was stupid interesting was this:

POLL: Whose Hair Do You Want to Touch More, Justin Bieber or Robert Pattinson?


Neither! I don't want to run my hands through some strangers head. I know some of the fans THINK they know Rob and/or Justin personally but you DON'T - so running your hands through a strangers head is not a good idea. Just sayin..

Oct 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson.. FAKE

Not sure how many ways (or times) I need to say this - but this picture below is
FAKE - PHONY - BOGUS - FORGED - SHAM - FAUX


this picture above are these 2 photos - photoshopped!


Very simple - someone cut out the imagine of Rob - flipped it then added it to Kristen's picture.
Yet oddly enough I am finding headlines like this:


Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart LA Date
With that doctored photo attached to it as if THAT'S the proof!



Ok - I just had to put that out there..... again.

Oct 5, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Peeping date night - Beardless

Well, well, well.. Big news!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Finally Shaves Off Scruffy Beard

I know, you've all been waiting anxiously for this news. He shaved his beard. My guess too is .. he also showered, changed his clothes and maybe even ... sneezed. I know, it's riveting but I thought you all might want to know.

Blurb:
According to E! Online, Robert Pattinson and his newly shaved face headed to dinner with Kristen Stewart at LA's Soho House. The rumored couple reportedly cozied up to one another as they dined. Check out all the latest Robert Pattinson news here.

Ahh.. so there is the hook. He shaved the beard because of the many OTHER headlines I read.. such as:

EXCLUSIVE! Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Back In LA Together — We Have Details Of Their Romantic Dinner At Soho House!

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's PDA-Filled Dinner Date

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s PDA-Filled Dinner!

Robert Pattinson’s Kristen date

HUGE news! They went out together. You know, if they are truly a couple - then damn, you paparazzi & infamous "sources" or "restaurant staff" whomever.. a bunch of dinks. They are out with their friends like we've all done, and people are spying all up in their $hit! Seriously??

Blurbs from articles:
After their meal, the camera-shy and low-key couple dashed out of the restaurant and jumped into a cab.

Rob, 24, and Kristen, 20, also had a date night over the weekend. The two were spotted at West Hollywood’s Soho House where they “kept stealing quick kisses from one another,” an eyewitness tells E! News.

“Rob’s arm was around her for most of dinner and they kept looking at each other and giggling throughout the evening,” adds the source. “They are definitely into each other.”

“Rob and Tom didn’t talk much all night. By looking at them, you wouldn’t have known that they are best friends,” our source says. “But, Rob really had no interest in anyone at their table but Kristen. He wanted to show everyone including, pal, Tom Sturridge, that Kristen is his.”
Here come the caveman philosophy - I hadn't realized that Kristen was 'his.' I'm sure that Rob was ignoring his best friend, he was sitting there and glaring evilly at Tom waiting for Tom to pounce on Kristen, COME ON!

Apparently while they were out people were Tweeting about it and about exactly what was going on. Doesn't that warm the cockles of your heart? "Fans" spying, peeping, and reporting. It's great to know that some people can show respect to people they supposedly admire. Although, I guess if that were they case then they wouldn't have done that, hmm?

There are pictures of Rob and Kristen leaving wherever they were hanging out but I refuse to show those pictures because it's them looking miserable and violated. I hate to see it.

I understand that people like a scandal, affair, etc., but these are 2 young adults that are Hollywoods newest "it" factor and are they having a relationship? I don't know but if they are it's really nasty that people are being sneaky with their phones and updating status and tweets and whatever else to say exactly what they are doing. W E I R D!

Oct 2, 2010

Rob Pattinson - Beard - Emma .. AND POST 200!

Sometimes there will be a gap between updates because I am sick of writing about the alleged relationship woes of Rob and Kristen.. and I'm sure you are sick of reading about them too. :)

Ok onward!

Good Lord, I've never seen so many articles on someones BEARD! (you know news is down when they are harping on facial hair).

I saw a ba-zillion headlines. But this one stuck out:
MULTIPLE CHOICE: Which Adjective Best Describes Robert Pattinson's Beard?

We are being tested on Rob's beard..

Article:
Robert Pattinson was spotted recently sporting an epically untamed, Joaquin Phoenix-like beard. We're not sure of its purpose—the world's worst disguise (nothing could mask those telltale pretty peepers!), practicing his Brad Pitt impression—but needless to say, we are unimpressed.
(And to your "unimpressed" I'm sure he says "who gives a *%#$!")

Why mar your baby face with a bushy beard, RPattz? Nothing should hide that perfect, strong jawline. It looks out of place on you, too. It's like the makeup department of your latest film got a little crazy in the trailer one morning and spirit gummed a whole bunch of facial hair on your cheeks.
(Yes Rob - who do you think you are! I mean, doing what you want with your body?? How DARE you!)


Luckily, unless Bill Condon is planning a dramatically different version of Edward Cullen for "Breaking Dawn," the beard will be shaved soon enough—the movie starts shooting in October sometime. But, in the meantime, we think this is a failed experiment.

As style icon Tim Gunn might say, that beard is "a whole lotta look." That magical forest of dirty hair on top of RPattz's head does not need a competitor on his face, so we hope he takes a razor—or a weed whacker, whatever works—to the facial hair soon. What do you think about his new look? Vote in our poll after the jump!


Okee I have a poll for your article..

a.)who the $%$# cares!
b.)Umm.. not your face!
c.)MYOB
d.)ALL OF THE ABOVE

NEXT!

Swirling around the web is yet another rumor about Emma (from Harry Potter) is causing Kristen pain because she feels Emma is trying to steal Rob.


I just got time warped back to highschool. Kristen jealous, Emma plotting to steal her boyfriend!

Anyone buy this? Wasn't Kristen just jealous of Stephanie Rob's publicist? Now people, you must make up your mind.. Boy, these online rags like to make Kristen out to be some rabid, psycho girlfriend.


and on a purely selfish note - this is my 200th post!

Sep 26, 2010

Rob Pattinson~ Jealousy - Breaking dawn

Un-real! Well, wait.. of course it's real because like I've said at this point I shouldn't be surprised anymore.

Okee here we go.

Some headlines:

Agent gets in between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Photos: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart News: R.Pattz Agent Breaking Up the Couple?
(fyi-they were Twilight photos)

Kristen Stewart Uncomfortable With Robert Pattinson's Agent Stephanie Ritz


Uh-huh.. Yup, that's right. Kristen is jealous of Rob's publicist. **sigh** Is anyone supposed to believe this. Hrm.. first of all I don't know any of these people personally, as I've said a bunch'o'times, but Kristen doesn't strike me as being the type of person to be jealous over something so dumb.

Article:
Another rumor about the relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has surfaced: the relationship of the two is currently not well because of Kristen Stewart’s jealousy to Robert Pattinson’s agent Stephanie Ritz.

According to reports Robert Pattinson and Stephanie Ritz are so close and it made Kristen Stewart jealous and upset.

This is another rumor between a relationship that the couple did not clearly confirm. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart never made a statement that they are in love.
(1 fact - wow I'm surprised)

Since Kristen Stewart does not have the confidence to say that she and Robert Pattinson are together and in love, it’s just fair for Pattinson to go out with other people.

(That is the dumbest statement. How can someone say she doesn't have the confidence to say ... whatever it is. This person doesn't know her - and of course IF that statement was true and then by all means that would give a guy the RIGHT to go and cheat? LOGIC = 0 .. oh and btw - this is pure )

That statement is so backwards and pro-caveman. "Well if she's too shy to say how she feels - then poor Rob has to go out and be with other women.."
Oy next thing we will see is this:

I don't think so..

Headline:
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson's First Sex Scene Location Revealed

Blurb from Article:

In "Breaking Dawn"!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are finally jetsetting about the North and South Americas to film "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn." And you die-hard Twi-hards have been bleeding to know exactly where the Twilight Two will make love onscreen for the first time. We've learned the lovin' locale...Edward and Bella, get hot!


THIS is what is the hot news about Breaking Dawn. I supposed everyone who has read the book is wondering how they will portray this and still keep it teenage-able. But really, we need to know where the 1st SEX SCENES will take place? Nevermind the whole rest of the 700+ page book or the story that goes with it .. the most important part is the consummation of the marriage and where it's being filmed. Like it makes a FREAKIN' difference.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news to any of the psycho fans & insane media... but Bella and Edward do consummate their marriage in Breaking Dawn.. but we are not going to be seeing KRISTEN AND ROB HAVE SEX! Not going to happen, isn't about them...

There will be camera men/women there - boom operators (mic) - lighting people - the director and somewhere in the vicinity will be hair/makeup/costume, assistant director, and many other people to make this scene work. Like every other scene. The fact they are filming it in (last I heard) South American doesn't mean that they are gonna go orgy crazy and film a porn.

Sep 22, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Drunky- Sons - etc..

Let me start out by apologizing for not updating earlier. Honestly, I didn't see much that was worth commenting on - except of course the same ole poop. And then of course I fell and screwed up my knee which didn't help with 2 kiddos. Ok enough whining..

Ok - guess who has a son? Well, to some sources Rob.

I almost didn't comment because it's so silly - but I guess BECAUSE it's so silly - I must.

An Australian rag magazine reported something to the effect that Rob and his secret girlfriend had a son named .. get this .. Sham.
Let's look at www.dictionary.com definition of "Sham," shall we?

sham  noun, adjective, verb, shammed, sham·ming.
–noun
1. something that is not what it purports to be; a spurious imitation; fraud or hoax.

Oh wow! How IRONIC?


Stupid moving on...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Gets Too Drunk To Record His Album
Twilight star partied when he should have been jamming...

Oh how interesting this should be..

Article:
Robert Pattinson made his first steps towards becoming a musician recently but reportedly got too drunk to lay down any tracks.
(Yes, I'm sure he was aiming to put out a record.. even thought in many interviews he has said that he's NOT doing that)

The Twilight actor was in an LA studio to record some music but invited his friends over to help out and they ended up drinking all night long.
(Sounds to me like he just wanted to hang with his friends and have a good time)

“He ended up goofing off all night with his buddies and getting drunk,” a source told The National Enquirer. “Rob mostly joked around with the musicians and kept them there for hours."
(The National Enquirer - well then it MUST be FACT!)

R-Patz subsquently failed to record any music during his stay.
(Oh please)


An insider told the National Enquirer: “Rob needs to seriously rethink his musical career."
(WHAT music career?? I could be wrong but he has enough to deal with being the most popular guy on planet earth right now, he's said he isn't pursuing that anytime soon)

ONWARD..

And I also found a million headlines about Rob visiting Kristen 'on the set' of her new movie.

Ok.. aaaannndd what? Did aliens pop out of his belly?
He visits Kristen. Good for him. Lordy, people .. digging deep for articles.

Sep 15, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Guitar - True love - Fan of jealousy?

Funny - giggle - chuckle - whatever you think..

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Cosies Up To His Guitar In Texas - Pictures
Missing Kristen, perhaps?...


Blurb from article:

The photo of Rob hugging his guitar above was taken by a lucky fan who ran into the star in a Houston bar.

We hear he treated onlookers to a few chords as well. We wonder if he does private performances.

Does this not scream silly - Cosies up to his guitar means he's missing Kristen? That visual cracks me up. Lonely Rob, walking into a bar with his 'date' the guitar because he's so sad that he's not with Kristen. So sad that he needs to give the guitar cuddles. That's funny. And of course stick in the ever so subtle (NOT) sexual reference wondering if he gives private performances. Yea he must - to his mirror because he's so depressed that Kristen is working..(insert rolling eyes here)

Headline:
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: ‘True love back in fashion?’

Well, with the release of the popular cult flicks in the ‘Twilight Series’, came the dashing and endearing couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! These two good looking youngsters had the look of yearning teenagers, with stars in their eyes, and a great hunger for love!

Thus, with the portrayal of the characters, Rob as the vampire Edward Cullen, and Kristen, as the simple and naïve human being, a young girl called Bella Swan, were so much akin to their roles, that their on screen romance hit the right chord with the audiences to such a great extent that, it was taken for granted that, the two were also a fab couple in real life.

To add fuel to fire, the two actually fell in love in real life as well, even though they initially denied the reports.

(ME: They fell in love? I didn't realize that was announced they had announced it- I must have missed that news alert)

However, their romantic liaison has now reached such peaks, that their dedicated love for each other is almost bringing back the fashion of falling in love and remaining faithful to that same person, without cheating on the sly!
(ME: When did that go out of style? I don't think I know anyone who every thought cheating was a fun thing to do, hip or cool? Unless of course I'm missing something and cheating a$$holes are in fashion?)

Well, to see the actual impact, we’ll just have to see, whether the two actually succeed in bringing back true love in fashion again!!’
(ME: Um... yeah, true love has always been in fashion - just because some dinks cheat and sneak around, doesn't meat it's the cool thing to do.)

ONWARD

Apparently Rob is a fan of Top Gear that's out of the U.K. I put the link in because it's actually a great show. My husband & son watch it all the time. Anyway, the big headline is:

Rob Pattinson - Top Gear Fan!

(um..cool, I guess)

But this is the interesting part...
The article starts off like this:

ROBERT Pattinson is a Top Gear fan!

The hunky Hollywood star is keeping up with life back home in Britain with almost obsessive viewings of popular motoring show, which recently featured Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz as guests.
(ME: obsessive viewings - sure.. I'm sure he's sitting in a dark hotel room, starting at the TV watching episode after episode)

“Rob watches them on his laptop,” a source said.
(ME: Gotta meet this "source" someday - this "source" sure does get around)

“All his pals back home watch it so he likes to keep in with them. He hopes to be a guest on the show although he’ll have to work on his driving skills. He’s well known for driving like an old woman!”
(ME: Ah OK - so he watches a show .. because he likes it and chats to his friends about it. Wow now that's REALLY UNUSUAL!)

(ME: And here comes the left field comment)
Recent reports claimed Rob is jealous of rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s relationship with his BFF Tom Sturridge.

“Kristen was always jealous of all the time Tom and Rob spent together,” a source said.
(ME: there's the big mouth "source" again)

“But Rob intervened and helped make peace between the two — a move he may now regret.

“Kristen’s telling friends that she’s falling for Tom, as he has all of Rob’s great qualities without the baggage: Rob’s fear of commitment and the intense scrutiny their relationship brings.”
(ME: Give me a BA-REAK! I would bet serious cash-0-la on the fact that Kristen in no way said anything like that. Jeezum, she loves him - she hates him - he's a possessive ass - she's ph-ucking around with Tom.. One bit fat contradiction after another. It's a wonder anyone can follow any of it.. I guess that's why I appeared. To point out the INSANITY of it all!)

Sep 12, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Hobo? - Smelly?

This is rather funny.

So apparently there is a new term going around called "Hollywood Hobo," nice huh?
Rob now has a beard that is a little unkempt means he's hobo material. It's called trying to disguise yourself from nutball fans!

This just irked me.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart: The 'Smell Bad' Couple?

Article:
Remember the rumors that Robert Pattinson has a poor hygiene? Well, the "hygiene" and the "smell bad" words on R-Pattz articles were revived after Kristen Stewart talked about hygiene in one magazine interview!

Kristen Stewart admits to smelling bad. But she explains how. According to the Twilight actress, she doesn't prepare for interviews so when she is asked by a journalist, she gets nervous and starts to sweat. As a result, she smells "bad."
(ahhh.. so she really doesn't smell horrendous - she's just nervous. Last I heard nervous people sweat and knowing how often she's been on the hot seat I can only imagine how nervous she must get. But I doubt she smells like $hit)

However, Kristen tells Style Magazine that "Practice helps a lot. You just get so nervous... I don't know how to deal with it. I don't prepare anything, I just do it so it's gotten easier with experience."

That's ok, Kristen. Everyone has their flaws. You carry it well, though. And at least you and Robert Pattinson can call it quits when it comes to the scent department.
(Oh STFU!!)

And Hollywood Life's report is just so funny. The site wrote: "Robert Pattinson may not be the cleanest guy in the world, which would explain why he and his GF get along so well."
(I find that hard to comment on. Once again taking a quote and twisting it so hard so a nugget of poop slander can come out. Whatever this Hollywood site is that wrote that quote - I mean, are they trying to be funny? Think they are all clever? When in reality they sound like jackasses..)

Good God people - let's move past the hygiene thing. Rob (I'm sure) does NOT smell like a donkey's ass nor does Kristen.



Hilarious! Remember I wrote a while back how online site were reporting that Rob was dumping Kristen because she was so possessive and wanted to get married etc. Well apparently the tables have turned! Now, apparently, it's Rob's turn and he's possessive and it's bothering Kristen.

Headline:
Are Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on the rocks? Is RPattz possessive?

Article:
Speculation says that Robert Pattinson is possessive of his rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
These rumors come just a week after Pattinson was seen out with a leggy blond, better known as his publicist. The two were out on the town, holding hands, and looking more involved than business casual.

(My GOD, I have no idea when they are going to let this go.. the blond is the publisist that's it-no story there.)

Pattinson and Stewart have been dating for awhile. They met while filming Twilight, where they play (you guessed it) lovers, Edward and Bella. However, there have been several stories fabricated about the couple and the latest one claims that RPattz is possessive over KStew. Given their popularity in comparison, you'd think it would be the other way around.
(Ah.. given their popularity it should be the other way around? Meaning, of course, Kristen should be the one who is possessive because .. ? she is a girl? Please give me a break!)

Who knows if there is any truth to this story, but it's widely speculated that the two are on the rocks. They haven't been photographed together since the middle of August (pictured) and they reportedly moved out of their love nest.
(I love how they say "who knows if there is any truth to this story.." well, umm.. doesn't that beg the question then WHY write an entire article if you have NO IDEA if there is any truth to it????)





Sep 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Traveling - Yes Master!

Well this time I haven't updated in a few days because there hasn't been that much insanity to write about - that's a good thing!

But of course there are a few stragglers searching for stories so they must conjure up something to get readers. Which means.... I must comment.

'Twilight's' Robert Pattinson has taken to the road

Article:

It seems that Robert Pattinson has gone on the run.

The actor left XXXX after a boy's night out on Friday and stopped off in XXXX on Saturday. He then moved on the XXXX. The group of guys were looking relaxed and Pattinson is still sporting his new beard.

(Yes, I X'ed out the locations because of reasons I've explained before. Weird that people know exactly where his is on any given day.)

Pattinson's location is being tracked via fans tweets across the country. On Sunday night he was spotted by a fan at XXXX, in XXXX. A waitress at the restaurant posted on her Facebook page that Pattinson was "very polite, quiet, undouchey and knows his wine."
(Seems like she was being nice - although I really think if you were his waitress then you should just STFU. 'Undouchey'...???)

On Monday night the road tripping vacationer was seen stopping in at a bar in XXXX. Here he was pounced on again by some fans as he stopped to take some photos. He also stopped at IHOP and Jiffy Lube.

(Someone else (obviously) spotted him at a bar and had to post about it - so once again we are aware of every move he makes. And I didn't X out IHOP and Jiffy Lube to prove the lengths at which people will go to 'tweet' or 'post' or whatever - that they are 'in the know.' Jiffy Lube, really? WTF)

It is thought that he's taking the scenic route on his way to visit Kristen Stewart who's back on the set of "On the Road" in New Orleans. She'll arrive on set early next week.

("It is thought..." well maybe he's just taking a road trip to have a good time with his buddies? Is there always some story that he's trying to get to Kristen or then again, sometimes it's he is trying to get away from her. I guess whatever sells that day!)



This is so stupid that it's funny

Headline:
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - Master & Servant

(get's better - here is the article (with my inserted commentary))

ROBERT Pattinson is more like Kristen Stewart’s SLAVE than her boyfriend — according to a new report.

Britain’s Heat magazine claims Stewart — who’s famed for her below average acting abilities — treats her hunky beau like an assistant, often sending him out to buy booze and food, instead of banging his brains out.

(I didn't realize she was famous for being a sucky actress? Hrm.. I must be missing something. And how elegant that it's reported that she's sending him off to do errands instead of "banging his brains out," how romantic and loving. Because of course if they are in fact a couple then OBVIOUSLY the only thing they would want to do 24/7 is have sex, right? They would never want to have a conversation, or just hang out together right?

“She’s like, ‘I love Rob, but I love my dogs, too.’ She treats Rob like an assistant sometimes, sending him out to buy wine or groceries,” a source said.
(Her dogs? Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't she been quoted as saying she is totally in love with her CAT? I'm not a reporter nor do I follow her closely but even I know she doesn't have a dog)

“She doesn’t show too much excitement when Rob visits her onset. But that’s what Rob seems to like, the fact that she doesn’t treat him as if he’s special.”
(I see - so next time Rob comes to see her on set, or at her house - she should start screaming, jumping up and down, doing cart wheels?)

Recent reports claimed Kristen, 20, is fed up with Rob’s possessive ways.
(Last article it was the other way around)

Somehow I don't see Kristen doing this:


Call me crazy but I just don't see it.