Jan 1, 2010

Breaking news - Rob Pattinson chips a tooth! ..wow..

I can not TELL you how many articles I read talking about Rob chipping his tooth. As if this is something life shattering.

See these are just some of the headlines:
Floss chips Robert Pattinson's tooth: Pattinson's hygienic ways questioned
Robert Pattinson once chipped a tooth ...
Robert Pattinson Chipped His Tooth While Flossing
Robert Pattinson chips his tooth
Robert Pattinson Gets A Dent In His Toothy Grin
Robert Pattinson's Super Hygienic Ways Chipped a Tooth
Eclipse Star Robert Pattinson Loses Vamp Look
Robert Pattinson Gets A Dent In His Toothy Grin

Blurbs from one of the articles

Poor Robert Pattinson just can't catch a break when it comes to those fangs of his. Before beginning filming on Twilight, RPattz had to get his teeth fixed and now, he chipped his tooth while flossing.

It seems the New Moon vampire is so aggressive with his dental hygiene that his poor teeth can't keep up. Bryce Dallas Howard tells New York magazine, "He was like, 'Oh, I have to go to the dentist.' And I was like, 'Oh no, what happened? Just a checkup?' And he was like, 'No, I chipped a tooth.' And I was like, 'How?' And he was like, 'Flossing.'"

He might just be better off with the plastic fangs.

Now, seriously is this news breaking? Did Rob suffer some weird thing where all of his teeth popped out of his head and he's now gumming it? He chipped a freakin' tooth. Who the heyall cares! No offense to Rob and his toofers but seriously is it worth the over 20+ headlines about him chipping a tooth while flossing ?? I mean really? Nothing to report on so run with a story about the guys broken tooth.

Ok this is short and sweet. I won't post the picture of Rob and his sister that seem to be floating everywhere. He obviously spent the holidays in his home, London and low and behold he was out with his sister and the bulbs are flashing and pictures of him walking etc. Big time news - he's out with his sister so of course bombard them - although I must say it wasn't a bad as it would have been had they been here.