Jan 12, 2010

Here we go again - Rob Pattinson and the curse / and hygiene

When you have nothing to talk about by all means REHASH old rumors. Gotta have something to blab about right?

Well.. in December 2009 I wrote about the so-called Rob Pattinson curse.. basically some creative jacka$$ said if you co-star with Rob and you are in a relationship then POOF .... it's over! So the latest is now that Christina Ricci has signed on to be in Bel Ami, apparently she was engaged and now she isn't. Of course what else could be the cause other than Rob?

Blurb (celebuzz) :


It's clear what's happened: The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse
has built a time machine, and is now retroactively destroying the relationships
of his leading ladies to be. We're through the looking glass here, people. And
we can only imagine what kind of havoc this is going to wreak on the time-space
continuum. To say nothing of Hollywood marriages.

Man, if the R-Pattz
Co-Star Curse ever develops nuclear weapons, we're all screwed...

Yes this sounds a bit tongue and cheek.. but it didn't stop them from making the comparisons.

I mean I guess they are right... it's so very rare for relationships to break up in Hollywood, isn't it? Marriages in Hollywood - very solid.

Although.. Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon recently did break up... and Robin Wright Penn & Sean Penn ... Oh my God .. it's all making sense now.. Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal.. even Adam Lambert and Drake LaBry! Rob you bastard!




Robert Pattinson ‘Does Shower’, Insists Twilight
Star Rachelle Lefevre

People are STILL yakking on about this!

Blurb:

Robert Pattinson ‘Does Shower’, Insists Twilight Star
Rachelle Lefevre

Rachelle Lefevre has insisted Twilight star Robert
Pattinson does look after his personal hygiene.

Rob, who plays vampire
Edward Cullen, has previously claimed that he does not “see the point” of
washing his hair.

However, Rachelle, who played Victoria in the first
two films in the vampire saga, told an Australian talk show that Rob did shower.

"It's been a year-and-a-half now and we're still squashing the rumour
that he doesn't shower. He showers,” she said.

Rachelle is the second
Twilight star to defend the 23-year-old cleaning habits in the last
week.

Is there anyone who REALLY thinks this is true? That he walks around all these
people all skanky and ripe? For real? My gut tells me that he showers, and
washes his hair and brushes his toofers like many people.

Sheesh I mean
really.. whats wrong with not showering for weeks on end? (Sorry was that my outside voice?)