Feb 8, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ‘decide to live separate lives’

LOL That's the title of the article

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ‘decide to live separate lives’

Well HOW convenient is that!! Article upon article about how they are buying a "love nest" in England, or how they are shopping around for places to live.. etc. But when it doesn't happen....

Article:

Twilight: New Moon co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have reportedly decided not to move in together, sparking fears over their rumoured relationship.

The actors have been house-hunting in London according to Heat magazine, an obvious next step in the romance of any young couple.
(ah ha.. alleged house hunting)

Rob and Kristen were apparently looking forward to setting up London home so that they could forge a closer relationship between their two families.
(right.. right..)

However, the house-hunting claims have been slammed as “not true”, leading to fears that their own rumoured relationship may be on the rocks.
(so now that we have put them in the same house.. since it hasn't happened then QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING TO DETRACT...ah ha! The pencil paparazzi comes up with more yummy rumors to keep the fires burning! Meaning .. "No, wait! They aren't moving in together.. there is a problem in the relationship! Yeah Yeah that's it!!"

A source told Life & Style magazine: “Rob and Kristen are very happy, and everyone that’s part of the franchise is so happy for them.

“They don’t feel the need to hide it anymore.”
(Wait.... what?)

It is known that Rob is heading back to Britain to take on his “raunchiest role yet” as he plays the lead role in new movie Bel Ami.

Heartthrob Pattinson will star alongside stunners Christina Ricci, Uma Thurman and Kristin Scott Thomas as he takes on the role of a 19th century swordsman who makes his way up the social ladder by using his skills in the bedroom department.

Filming will take place in London and Budapest and although Rob’s schedule is set to be extremely demanding, the young star is hoping to squeeze in some well deserved down time to visit family and friends whilst back in the UK.

Female fans are extremely excited about Pattinson’s latest role as the Studio describes Bel Ami as an “erotically charged story of ambition, power and seduction.”

(Um.. what the hell does this have to do with anything in this article??)