May 28, 2010

Rob Pattinson - Romancing a new? Yet, matching bands? Ipods

Hello all!
So what do we have now? Is ANYONE surprised that there are rumors going around that Rob is now 'flirting' or 'romancing' Reese Witherspoon? Anyone who is surprised say "I"..

I didn't think so..

Headline: TOTALLY Flirting with Reese Witherspoon! K-Stew, Did You Hear This? (hollywood life)
Are R-Patz’ dark brooding bluish-grey eyes wandering away from Kristen?
Has our favorite brooding vampire found a new soul mate? Robert Pattinson is apparently lavishing tons of attention on co-star Reese Witherspoon on the set of their new movie, Water for Elephants, according to Fox News. Reese is reportedly “flattered and giggling”about all the fuss, and the chemistry between them is “magic.” Whoa! We bet Kristen Stewart is NOT happy about this news!

Didn't we go through this already with Emilie from Remember Me?

Yup we did.. moving on

Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Wearing Matching Gold Bands? (sanctifly)

The obsessive Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stalkers watchers have found yet another interesting little tidbit that is going to burn up the Twilight fan sites today.
Much like that white shirt they like to share to so much, they’ve both been photographed wearing what looks like the same ring. The ring Rob wore for Bel [...]Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Wearing Matching Gold Bands?

Where do they find this $hit? I love stories - ah ha but no proof? Big shocker.

And this one below annoys me!!!!!

Headline: Kristen Stewart's iPod Reveals Actress' Relationship With Robert Pattinson? (sassyqarla)
I think fans rejoiced after reading the latest buzz about Kristen Stewart! According to Metro, Kristen's interview with Elle Magazine reveals 'more than planned'. The Elle reporter claims:

"It's a familiar deliciously handsome young man with an arm around Kristen and an arm around Jella, her cat, without saying a word, she quickly shoves the device back into the glove compartment and turns up the volume before I can say anything."

You know that's just so slimy. Come on. Someone seeing something that is clearly none of their business nor did Kristen want to share it - yet just because someone is a 'reporter' they tell something that is not their business to tell and whether or not it's true is anyones guess...but once again that's not my point. The point is - how would we like our privacy invaded like this. Personal information, private pictures or letters.. and all reporters are trying to do is find a way to GET their hands on personal info so they can get a big payday.


May 24, 2010

Rob Pattinson : Hairdo-UNgaged-Dirtyboy..and Elvis?

So many funny things flying around the net! I picked some of the funniest to discuss (although I wish more of you would comment to get a discussion going.. but I digress *wink*)

Rob cuts his hair and it's now THE topic of many a conversations.
Robert Pattinson’s new hair cut is a rage? (apunkchoice)

Now mind you Rob's hair almost became a character in Twilight so he trimmed it back a bit to make it less of an appearance. Yet now he is doing a new movie Water for Elephants and had to cut his hair and it may become a rage?

Blurb from article:
The film is a period drama and the story takes place during the great depression time and Rob gets to play a rough and tough guy.

If this hairdo becomes a rage it's not because Rob invented this new, hip 'do' - it's a period piece which means that was the style in the 30's.. so hey, it's coming back, why not. But I bet he'd like people to focus more on his work than his CURLY LOCKS, no?

Could Robert Pattinson Play Elvis Presley in a Biopic? (theimproper)

First Kurt Cobain and now Elvis..?

Blurb from article:
“Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson has often complained about the lack of good move roles, but here’s one film that would play to all of his strengths — a biopic of the King of Rock, Elvis Presley.

Ah so in other words, there is no truth to this headline what-so-ever. It's completely written in the land of "what ifs" - I get it. Moving on...


Robert Pattinson is seen unkempt and dirty (newspolitics)

Such a misleading headline..

Blurb from Article:
Robert sat in a wagon train on set of ‘Water for Elephants’ in Fillmore, CA. He showed his new haircut and an outfit worthy of a circus veterinarian.

He is seen unkempt because he is in costume for the MOVIE, not because he was walking down Sunset Blvd with dirt on his face and in hobo clothes. But please, lets perpetuate the crap about him being hygiene challenged.


Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart: Sweet And Funny Proposal!

Blurb from article
OK's report claims Rob asked Kristen to marry him on the set of 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse' in Vancouver last month. OK's site wrote: "The brooding Brit (Robert Pattinson) had missed his flight and showed up on-set a day late after being out until all hours partying at a London strip joint."

And here goes the big BUT, according to Gossip Cop, OK's latest Rob-Kristen story is fake!

GC claims that Rob's late flight to Vancouver from London "never happened." They also added that OK cleaned up the first fake story, with another fake story. What's the fake story?

OK Mag's source said, according to GC: "Rob told Kristen he wants to spend the rest of his life with her — period,"

OK's source added: "He's proposed they'll get married one day. He knows Kristen will make a perfect wife and can't imagine being with anyone else."

OMG, that's so sweet. It's a perfect example of a novel the girls love to read, I hope it's true (bite me, Gossip Cop).

Yes it was already announced that all the BS of him getting to set late, missing his plane do to partying was UNtrue and stated in the article about. Yet, someone is still writing about about how sweet the proposal was - even though we know it ain't so! I find that odd... and disturbing... Oddly disturbing.

May 22, 2010

Rob Pattinson : Hair = success, Never ending Kristen

I will never say "poor Rob" because of the endless BS he has to put up with regarding rumors, hearsay, and just plain old lies.. But it does stink that how much he has to read about himself that isn't true.

Lets see here..
A funny headline: (nydailynews)
'Twilight's' Robert Pattinson cuts hair for new role, could he lose his star power in the process?

Twi-hards may consider him a deity, but hopefully Robert Pattinson won't suffer the same fate as Samson.

The "Twilight" star who is known for his lustrous locks as much as his thirst for blood premiered a shorter 'do on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" show Wednesday.

Could RPattz suffer the same fate as biblical character Samson, who lost all his power when he chopped off his hair?

Really? C'mon. He's cut it before and oh yeah.. IT IS HAIR! He didn't cut off his arm, or hand.. he cut his hair for a movie roll. Remember Kristen did that same thing.. and guess what .. I know this is gonna shock you - but HAIR GROWS BACK!
Yup it does.. so no worries people the length of Rob's hair isn't going to change his talent - just the amount of shampoo he needs to use daily.

Another funny headline / article:
Star Couplings: Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Reciprocate Robert Pattinson’s Love

•Body language experts say Robert Pattinson loves Kristen Stewart more than she loves him. Let’s remember that she hasn’t admitted they’re together, but he has.

Body language experts are studying them? Wow! This is getting serious. Body language experts.. I'm not sure what to say to that, there is a good joke in there somewhere but it's just so silly that I can't stop laughing.
Next will my forensic hand writing experts comparing their autographs showing that the way Rob scribbles his name clearly shows the angst he has over their relationship while her autograph shows her as being a strong individual and loves being single.


May 19, 2010

Rob Pattinson - No of course he does't have lice! Headlines and insanity

I love the headlines that these online websites use to get you to read their stories.

Some headlines are total serious as inane as they are - and some are just a rouse to get you hooked and then you read & it's all a bunch of bull.

Ok so these are the lovely headlines already popping up after Rob's appearance on Ellen. I missed the appearance but I read the quote, and feel as though I know his sense of humor enough by now that he jokes his way around subjects that make him uncomfortable.


Robert Pattinson Tells Ellen "Terrible Infestation of Nits" Led Him to Cut His Hair

Robert Pattinson 'had a haircut because of terrible nit infestation'

Robert Pattinson Shaves Head Because Of Head Lice!

Now I didn't copy all of the headlines - but there are a bunch out there of the same feel.
This is the quote from the show
He said: ‘I got a terrible infestation of nits and I had to shave it all off.’
And watch this clip

Funny, charming yet everyone is writing that he has lice in their headlines then saying "oh hahaha just kidding." Sorry "writers" out there - it's a rude way to portray someone no matter how you spin it.

And this I found just odd

Headline: Rob Pattinson's Hair Stolen!

Article (Mtv UK):

After having a trim, Rob fears his missing locks could be auctioned...

Robert Pattinson is reportedly worried his trademark locks will end up in an auction after some of his hair was stolen.

The Twilight actor, who is famous for his signature floppy brown hair which has won him an army of teenage female fans recently cut his hair for a new film role but was left 'devastated' when some of his freshly chopped hair mysteriously disappeared.

A source explained: “Robert has had his hair cut short for a movie role but his discarded hair has gone missing,”

They added: “Someone collected it and Rob is concerned it will end up in some tacky auction. It's probably about the most valuable hair in showbiz!”

If this is true.. and someone stole his hair after it was cut?? Ew.. I don't even know what to say? Who the heck would steal it, and if so, then who the heck would BUY it.. and then.. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?? Seriously, a pile of dead hair?
"Ouuuu look what I won on ebay! ! ! !"

May 16, 2010

Robert Pattinson - Muddy? The baby babble continues..

So if anyone saw the Oprah show then they know Rob went to some houses to surprise people. A very sweet and cool thing to do (in my opinion). The people he surprised were clearly shocked and very thankful.

And that is where the spin comes in!

I've read a million articles that start with how messy Rob is..
Robert Pattinson -- mud-slinger on 'Oprah?'
Robert Pattinson Is a Messy GuestCelebuzz
Rob Pattinson Tracked Mud Into Fan-Family's Home on Surprise Visit
Robert Pattinson Is a Messy Guest

Lovely huh? Let's make his extremely giving gesture (that he didn't have to agree to) into something to cause issues.

This was the quote from the family:

"Rob had a mud mark on his shoe when he walked in, and we had just had our carpet cleaned. I told my husband, 'You are never washing that footprint!' It was hilarious."

Sooo.. it's obvious that they family thinks it is funny and probably will bronze that part of the rug. The pencil paparazzi strikes again!

And this lovely article:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart planning kids?

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart keep the grapevine abuzz on the status of their relationship.

But in a recent interview to talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, Stewart admitted that she has already started talking about kids with the British heartthrob.

When the pair were asked about rumours if their relationship was true, Pattinson said, "Kristen's pregnant."
Is the writer serious - maybe it's a spoof and I just missed it. But come the EFF ON! If you didn't see the show - look it up via you tube. It was a joke, teasing, needling, whatever you want to call it! It was not an admission of truth!

"He really likes to shock people because he thinks it's funny. We've actually had this conversation...," Kristen quickly added..
Implying that they are discussing kids! THESE ARE THE JOKES PEOPLE!

The 20-year-old beauty then pointed to her belly and said, "He's having the baby because I can't. Imagine a baby coming out of this thing. That's just not going to happen."

I guess anyone can take anything and twist it, squish it, reform it, and make it to whatever they want. But hey, that's why I write this blog.. to call them out on their stupidity!

May 13, 2010

Rob Pattinson : To baby or Not To Baby

As I was doing my research on silly stories - I found out that today is Rob's Birthday..
Who knew? Apparently a lot of people other than me ... so anywho


Today is the day that the clan is on Oprah. Should be interesting to see where they admit they are indeed a couple. Why do I have a funny feeling that I won't hear that at all??

So once again OK magazine has on the cover that Kristen is pregnant again...
You'd think I was making this $hit up.. but here is the picture

Really? How do thye get away with printing this stuff?

A quote from the show (again supposed quote)

"Robert Pattinson's announcement that Kristen Stewart is pregnant is said to have been a swift deflection of Oprah Winfrey's question on the romantic status between Pattinson and Stewart. It's reported that Kristen Stewart jumped in on the question, claiming that it was actually Rob who was carrying the baby."
Hrmm... seems to me that they are mocking the story that she was called pregnant? Call me crazy but ... yes, that is what it is people. No one is pregnant. I think I can go out on a limb and say Kristen is not pregnant with Rob's baby ..
and I can equivocally say that Rob is DEFINITELY not pregnant.

There .. I said it .. quote me!

You know they can't win. If they admit they are dating then that will ruin the illusion and suspense.. Yet, by keeping quite people are getting sick of them pussy footing around the subject. There is no right way to go about this. Oh wait.. WAIT! I have a wonderful IDEA!

Let's just leave them be?

Ok fine.. don't.. but don't say I didn't warn you!

MAY 13 2010 -

Just watched Oprah with the gang....

May 11, 2010

Rob Pattinson: More dating not dating - also dating UMA?

I am sorry (once again) that I am not updating more regularly. Crazy busy! I'm getting regular calls from the casting agency I work with doing auditions for a bunch of different kinds of things! So I'm very excited!

Back to bizness!

Ok so has everyone read the 1,254,833 headlines regarding - "Kristen and Rob admit they are dating on OPRAH!"

Many, many different headlines saying the same thing. First of all, I will believe it when I SEE AND HEAR it with thine own eyes & ears!
Secondly.. these are the quotes of the proof!

"Winfrey told the two she wouldn't press too hard on the dating question during the interview as long as "they told her [off camera] what was really going on," a source said."

"The talk show queen managed to wring the ultimate confession out of the secretive pair when they taped an episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show," reports E! Online - namely, that they are, in fact, a couple.

Unfortunately, the cameras weren't rolling at the time. But a source who works for Oprah told E!'s Ted Casablancas that RPattz and KStew came to an agreement with Winfrey: She wouldn't press them on their romantic status during the show - if they told her the truth ahead of time."

Ahh so I see.. they admitted it OFF CAMERA..

What do I say? How do I make sense out of nonsense... If this is true and they admitted it, OFF camera.. then give me a ba-reak!
So once more it's :

Just thought I'd point out another bit of trickery with a headline like this:

Robert Pattinson’s dating Kristen Stewart or Uma Thurman?

Yet a blurb from the article says :
Amidst the rumours gripping, the Robert Pattinson- Kristen Stewart affair, a new one is craving for attention. The source of this one lies in the photos of him and Uma Thurman released in which they are too close for Stewart’s comfort. She is sure to be unhappy when she catches a glimpse of their chemistry.

But then again she needn’t take this to heart as the photos are from their upcoming film Bel Ami.

Tsk tsk tsk....
anyone interested??

May 6, 2010

Rob Pattinson: K-preg? Weirdo?

Round and round and round.. I love it (insert sarcasm here)

I guess the group will be on Oprah coming up... and Rob jokes about Kristen's "pregnancy scare" last year.

Headline: Robert Pattinson jokes about Kristen Stewart being pregnant at Oprah taping! (gather)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may be dating, they may be hooking up but one thing they aren't doing is having a baby. Today the two Twilight stars including Taylor Lautner and Dakota Fanning reunited in Chicago to tape an episode of Oprah will will air next week.

Robert Pattinson joked about Kristen Stewart being pregnant as a laugh at some of the crazy stories the media has invented about the two rumored love birds. Last summer an Aussie tabloid reported that Kristen Stewart was pregnant with Robert Pattinson's baby and had to hurry and get an abortion because of her movie 'The Runaways' which she was filming at the time reports

Can I just say
hehe - I know most of you normal fans out there knew it was a bunch of spewed rumors but it is so nice for them to confirm my ... well RIGHT-NESS hahaha!

Headline: Robert Pattinson Is Weird Says Chris Weitz newsopi

Don't you love how they like to try and make war where there is none.

Robert Pattinson Is Weird Says Chris Weitz – Robert Pattinson was recently included in Time Magazine’s list of 100 most influential people. Along with each person that was mentioned on the list was a short paragraph written by someone that was close with them. In Pattinson’s case, his small paragraph was written by Chris Weitz, director of Twilight New Moon.

“Rob, 23, is a reserved, bookish sort of specimen, a guy who’d rather spend the night at the corner table in the pub with friends – a bit of a weirdo, frankly, in the best sense.” Weitz would say about Pattinson. The comments caught a number of people who read the piece off guard because at first glance, it almost appears as if Weitz is insulting Pattinson. After a second read through it becomes more clear that the comments were meant more of a compliment to his character than a shot against it.”

He also added, “And the important things, beyond the veil of Hollywood, occupy his time too – music, conversation, ideas, a sense of the absurd. Which, maybe, explains why he never gets my emails.”

The compliments may have been backhanded, but it is believed that Weitz made them with the best of intentions. He is somehow able to pass off calling Pattinson a “weirdo” as a good thing. Pattinson has made news in recent weeks following rumors that he was dating his Twilight co-star, Kristen Stewart. The two have yet to admit that they are seeing one another, but have publicly commented on how fond they are of one another, leaving little room for guessing.

As you can clearly see - it was not as if the man said "oh my God ROB IS SO ODD" - that wasn't it at all. Yet, this isn't the first headline I've found online that talks about how "Weird Chris thinks Rob is!" A bunch of (yes I know once again) twisted, spun, whatever you want to call it. It's just all....

May 2, 2010

Rob Pattinson - Kristen tired? Can't stay away? TENNIS!

Hello All!
Sorry been sparse again with the updates. I was auditioning for a part in a film - and I got it! So who knows, maybe someone day I will be on the red carpet and can come clean as to who I am and say I have the BEST READERS EVER!

Ahhh the daydream. At least the best readers part is true!

Back to business..

Some headlines that struck me as... well silly.

Headline: Kristen Stewart tired of hush-hush over affair with Robert Pattinson?

According to a report by Showbiz spy, the Runaway beauty is tired of the low-profile they have kept concerning their love since the rumours broke out that the Twilight romance has spilled over the screen and has smitten the real life avatars of Bella and Edward.

“Kristen is sick of the charade,” a source for the site revealed. “At first Kris agreed to keep their romance low-key. But she’s fed up.”

(She's fed up? Says who? The infamous source? And may I reiterate once again, that no one knows whether this rumor is true or not.)

That may be one reason why she is keen on moving in with Rob in the new L.A. home she is looking for herself. Reports claimed earlier that Kris is thinking that it is time they settled down and has invited the hunk to share the home with her once she finds it.

“Kris has ratcheted up her plan to pin Rob down,” a source said last week. “She’s been house-hunting in L.A. with the intention of getting Rob to move in with her.”

But then what is the Summit folks’ view on that?

I love these stories portraying Kristen as some insecure, crazed love sick girl. In this business you have to have a lot of trust and thick skin. She's been in the business long enough to ignore the crap and continue on with life. (I assume anyway) If (and that's a big IF) they are in a relationship, I hardly think she is 'fed-up' or planning to 'pin Rob down.' Come on now, has anyone seen this girl interviewed. She's a much stronger woman than that.

Headline: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can't stay away from Vancouver (Vancouver sun)

I just found that headline stupid. Can't stay away? A silly spin to put on it since they have to be there for reshooting. Silliness! I suppose they could stay away... but that wouldn't be very smart now would it. Imagine all the hullaballoo that would be caused if we recasted Bella and Edward. I believe world war III would break out.

Headline: Robert Pattinson "Freaked Out" Over Living with Kristen Stewart!

I am not even going to post anything content. Because a few blogs back it was all about Rob proposing and wanting Kristen to settle down. It's like a tennis match isn't it?

"Rob wants Kristen to get married (SERVE) Kristen needs Rob to settle down (SMACK) Rob is pregnant with Kristen's baby (NET!)"