May 22, 2010

Rob Pattinson : Hair = success, Never ending Kristen

I will never say "poor Rob" because of the endless BS he has to put up with regarding rumors, hearsay, and just plain old lies.. But it does stink that how much he has to read about himself that isn't true.

Lets see here..
A funny headline: (nydailynews)
'Twilight's' Robert Pattinson cuts hair for new role, could he lose his star power in the process?

Twi-hards may consider him a deity, but hopefully Robert Pattinson won't suffer the same fate as Samson.

The "Twilight" star who is known for his lustrous locks as much as his thirst for blood premiered a shorter 'do on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" show Wednesday.

Could RPattz suffer the same fate as biblical character Samson, who lost all his power when he chopped off his hair?

Really? C'mon. He's cut it before and oh yeah.. IT IS HAIR! He didn't cut off his arm, or hand.. he cut his hair for a movie roll. Remember Kristen did that same thing.. and guess what .. I know this is gonna shock you - but HAIR GROWS BACK!
Yup it does.. so no worries people the length of Rob's hair isn't going to change his talent - just the amount of shampoo he needs to use daily.

Another funny headline / article:
Star Couplings: Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Reciprocate Robert Pattinson’s Love

•Body language experts say Robert Pattinson loves Kristen Stewart more than she loves him. Let’s remember that she hasn’t admitted they’re together, but he has.

Body language experts are studying them? Wow! This is getting serious. Body language experts.. I'm not sure what to say to that, there is a good joke in there somewhere but it's just so silly that I can't stop laughing.
Next will my forensic hand writing experts comparing their autographs showing that the way Rob scribbles his name clearly shows the angst he has over their relationship while her autograph shows her as being a strong individual and loves being single.