May 24, 2010

Rob Pattinson : Hairdo-UNgaged-Dirtyboy..and Elvis?

So many funny things flying around the net! I picked some of the funniest to discuss (although I wish more of you would comment to get a discussion going.. but I digress *wink*)

Rob cuts his hair and it's now THE topic of many a conversations.
HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson’s new hair cut is a rage? (apunkchoice)

Now mind you Rob's hair almost became a character in Twilight so he trimmed it back a bit to make it less of an appearance. Yet now he is doing a new movie Water for Elephants and had to cut his hair and it may become a rage?

Blurb from article:
The film is a period drama and the story takes place during the great depression time and Rob gets to play a rough and tough guy.

If this hairdo becomes a rage it's not because Rob invented this new, hip 'do' - it's a period piece which means that was the style in the 30's.. so hey, it's coming back, why not. But I bet he'd like people to focus more on his work than his CURLY LOCKS, no?

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HEADLINE:
Could Robert Pattinson Play Elvis Presley in a Biopic? (theimproper)

First Kurt Cobain and now Elvis..?

Blurb from article:
“Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson has often complained about the lack of good move roles, but here’s one film that would play to all of his strengths — a biopic of the King of Rock, Elvis Presley.

Ah so in other words, there is no truth to this headline what-so-ever. It's completely written in the land of "what ifs" - I get it. Moving on...

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HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson is seen unkempt and dirty (newspolitics)

Such a misleading headline..

Blurb from Article:
Robert sat in a wagon train on set of ‘Water for Elephants’ in Fillmore, CA. He showed his new haircut and an outfit worthy of a circus veterinarian.

He is seen unkempt because he is in costume for the MOVIE, not because he was walking down Sunset Blvd with dirt on his face and in hobo clothes. But please, lets perpetuate the crap about him being hygiene challenged.

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HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart: Sweet And Funny Proposal!

Blurb from article
OK's report claims Rob asked Kristen to marry him on the set of 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse' in Vancouver last month. OK's site wrote: "The brooding Brit (Robert Pattinson) had missed his flight and showed up on-set a day late after being out until all hours partying at a London strip joint."

And here goes the big BUT, according to Gossip Cop, OK's latest Rob-Kristen story is fake!

GC claims that Rob's late flight to Vancouver from London "never happened." They also added that OK cleaned up the first fake story, with another fake story. What's the fake story?

OK Mag's source said, according to GC: "Rob told Kristen he wants to spend the rest of his life with her — period,"

OK's source added: "He's proposed they'll get married one day. He knows Kristen will make a perfect wife and can't imagine being with anyone else."

OMG, that's so sweet. It's a perfect example of a novel the girls love to read, I hope it's true (bite me, Gossip Cop).

Yes it was already announced that all the BS of him getting to set late, missing his plane do to partying was UNtrue and stated in the article about. Yet, someone is still writing about about how sweet the proposal was - even though we know it ain't so! I find that odd... and disturbing... Oddly disturbing.