Jul 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Dumping again? Biting? Oh wait secret date??

I can't help but laughing at the constant contradicting headlines such at this:


but wait! A different headline (one of many)

REVEALED: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's secret date

So which is it online rags? Is there a big dumping? or a secret squirrel date going on?

Blurb from the 'dumping' article:

Robert Pattinson has had enough of Kristen Stewart’s negative attitude and finally called it quits, Life & Style has learned.

In fact, Life & Style can reveal that Rob broke things off with Kristen earlier this year. “When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, ‘We’re done,’” an insider tells Life & Style. “Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance.” But impulsive hookups aren’t enough. Unlike his character, Edward, Rob feels he hasn’t found his soul mate and is keeping his options open.

Sigh... once again the infamous 'insider' is revealing all the secrets of Rob and his most personal situations. Once again I say Puh-leeze. During a sensitive and private time like a break up, where was this insider? Sitting in the corner taking notes? Hiding under the bed? Oh but wait - this is BULL$HITE, as are most of these online pencil paparazzi's 'sources..insiders...informant..rat' whatever you want to call these people that don't really exist. Why you ask..

Well look at this!

Blurb from Dating article:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have never confirmed if they are an item but they have been spotted several times out in public together. Just a day after the rumored lovers grabbed dinner together at XXXXXX on Monday, July 5, the two were snapped once again on a date.

Pattinson and Stewart were spotted in Hollywood, California on Tuesday night, July 6 to catch a concert for musician Sam Bradley, who is apparently one of Pattinson's best friends from London, England. The two looked super casual with Stewart donning white T-shirt and black pants, while Pattinson sported dark jeans, a baseball hat, a blue buttoned-down shirt and a sweatshirt.

Pattinson and Stewart arrived together before Bradley, whose band took the stage in the super small venue around 9:30 P.M. A source told E! Online that the Edward Cullen and Bella Swan of "Twilight" saga were "very low-key" as they watched their friends performed. After watching the performance, the lovebirds left out the back door with some friends and got into a waiting car.

A day earlier, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were also spotted on a dinner date at Pattinson's fave XXXXXXX. An onlooker said that they seemed "very happy" and were very affectionate towards each other.

Ok, lets break this down a bit. As you all know if you are a regular reader here, I always XXXX out places they have been seen at, or where they will be to protect their privacy. Yes, you can crawl the web and find it - but I'm not going to be one of the people that is going to help alienate them by telling the world where they go, have gone, or will be.

Apparently they were out because there are a dozen or so pictures that shows them together. People surrounding them, flashing going on in their face, while they simply try to walk to a car to leave a place they were at. Someone pointed out what they were wearing as if this has some significance in our lively hood. But nonetheless - a very detailed report about hats and black jeans.

They were out grabbing a bite to eat and an 'on-looker' said they seemed 'very happy' and were affectionate towards each other. Umm.. what do 'on-lookers' expect to see? Rob leaning over a biting at her wrists? That could describe me and my best friend. We go out to eat.. I suppose look happy... and hug when we leave. That's not a report - what it really is is weird gauking at someone while they are trying to eat! So let's let them go out to dinner or lunch or a snack and not report on every time they eat a french fry. We all do this people and if they are or aren't a couple doesn't mean crap because I must emphasise - they are not.. I repeat.. are NOT Bella and Edward.

The last thing I think is really disturbing is that teens are now biting each other enough to draw blood. Um... EW! First of all, DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON! Not a good idea girls. And if you want to stay TRUE to Edwards character .. then you'd be biting bunnies cuz he's a vegetarian. So girls, guys whoever is doing this odd and yucky thing - stop, it's weird and borders on psychotic.