Aug 29, 2010

Rob Pattinson: body appeal - getaway



Headline:

Robert Pattinson's lean physique is the key to his incredible sex appeal

Hrmm.. it is?

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson, who was recently named the Sexiest Man of 2010 in a Glamour magazine poll, may be so popular with young women because of his slim, slightly effeminate, physique.

At least that's what the results of a new anthropology study suggest. New Zealand anthropologist Dr. Barnaby Dixson recently conducted research into sex appeal and gender and discovered that women generally prefer men who are less muscular than the hulking, massive bodybuilder types.

Dixson said women are attracted to leaner men with prettier faces because these males project an aura of being more attentive and accommodating as mates.

We do? I thought that we were attracted to .. well, what attracted us? Some like muscles, some like nice eyes or a smile, some like a nice butt.

So apparently, this dude is out.

We are now trying to analyze why Rob was voted sexiest man of 2010 in a pole done by Glamour magazine.
This is just funny. I love people who give compliments but it turns out to be a criticism instead. The quote "slim, slightly effeminate, physique," That's the reason? Because (they are saying) he's a skinny boy that looks like a chick? Oh and pretty boys are supposed to be MORE attentive? Wow.. clearly this doctor never dated a pretty boy. I have NOTHING against guys that are good looking etc. But a pretty looking guy is no more attentive that any other guy. And for the record - pretty boys tend to be a bit less.. shall we say .. willing to commit to one woman. Why is this you ask? I have no idea - I'm not a pretty boy.. but my guess would be the reason is because they tend to get anyone they want, so why just settle for one? But I digress...

Rob was voted in because right now he is the "it" guy and hopefully he will sustain that with the body of work he continues to do AFTER the Twilight Saga. Don't get me wrong - I'm a fan. I loved the books and the movies are GREAT. But for him to sustain his career he will have to make some very careful choices because being voted the sexiest man ain't gonna make you a star.

Look who was hot back in 1982


Ok enough of that silliness..

Headline: LA Lovenest

How do these titles keep getting recycled? How many times are we going to hear about the LA Lovenest with these voyeur's continually taking pictures of the alleged house they are buying, renting, living or whatever in. No, I will never post the pictures of the house so people can go out and try to find it. That just screams ICKY to me. Whether or not they are living together, apart or on the moon... do NOT show pictures of peoples homes! For GOD sakes (grumbling to myself)

Next!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Barely Left The Room During Getaway

This is just so stupid I had to comment.

Blurb from article:
A staffer at the XXXXXXXXXXXXX, Calif. tells HollywoodLife.com that not only did R-Patz and K-Stew barely leave their room, but the only thing she was asked to clean were the sheets!

Really? REALLY?! (Yes, I XX'ed out the location)

First of all, I SERIOUSLY doubt that that is true. But ..BUT.. let me ask a hypothetical question. When you are away staying at a hotel.. what is the biggest thing you want done if you go out for the day? YOU WANT YOUR BED MADE AND THE LINENS CHANGED?! Why oh why is that supposed to be a shocker? If Kristen is staying in a hotel room or even when I AM staying in a hotel room.. the best thing is getting new, fresh sheets every night. The ignoramus that wrote this is clearly looking to insinuate something else and you don't need to be a genius to figure out what that is.. But clearly that ignoramus is just that - a turd looking for a story that doesn't exist!
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