Sep 22, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Drunky- Sons - etc..

Let me start out by apologizing for not updating earlier. Honestly, I didn't see much that was worth commenting on - except of course the same ole poop. And then of course I fell and screwed up my knee which didn't help with 2 kiddos. Ok enough whining..

Ok - guess who has a son? Well, to some sources Rob.

I almost didn't comment because it's so silly - but I guess BECAUSE it's so silly - I must.

An Australian rag magazine reported something to the effect that Rob and his secret girlfriend had a son named .. get this .. Sham.
Let's look at www.dictionary.com definition of "Sham," shall we?

sham  noun, adjective, verb, shammed, sham·ming.
–noun
1. something that is not what it purports to be; a spurious imitation; fraud or hoax.

Oh wow! How IRONIC?


Stupid moving on...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Gets Too Drunk To Record His Album
Twilight star partied when he should have been jamming...

Oh how interesting this should be..

Article:
Robert Pattinson made his first steps towards becoming a musician recently but reportedly got too drunk to lay down any tracks.
(Yes, I'm sure he was aiming to put out a record.. even thought in many interviews he has said that he's NOT doing that)

The Twilight actor was in an LA studio to record some music but invited his friends over to help out and they ended up drinking all night long.
(Sounds to me like he just wanted to hang with his friends and have a good time)

“He ended up goofing off all night with his buddies and getting drunk,” a source told The National Enquirer. “Rob mostly joked around with the musicians and kept them there for hours."
(The National Enquirer - well then it MUST be FACT!)

R-Patz subsquently failed to record any music during his stay.
(Oh please)


An insider told the National Enquirer: “Rob needs to seriously rethink his musical career."
(WHAT music career?? I could be wrong but he has enough to deal with being the most popular guy on planet earth right now, he's said he isn't pursuing that anytime soon)

ONWARD..

And I also found a million headlines about Rob visiting Kristen 'on the set' of her new movie.

Ok.. aaaannndd what? Did aliens pop out of his belly?
He visits Kristen. Good for him. Lordy, people .. digging deep for articles.
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