Nov 18, 2010

Rob Pattinson: JUST MARRIED (uh-huh) - Perez & his thoughts - I was right!

Whoa, I can't even keep up with all the articles, or should I say sneaky pictures that are flying around the Internet.

Clearly there is someone on set sneakily clicking pictures of Rob and Kristen, and then giving them to the highest bidder. Sad but true. The funny thing about it is the speculation surround these pictures. As if this was their real honeymoon.. hate to break the news but it ain't!

Ok magazine which is one of my favorites (NOT) has this for a cover:

Really? It's amazing the misleading that some magazines etc., will go through to sell their rag. The do a whole spread on the cover to make it look like they are really away secretly together. Yet if they didn't crop those images on the bottom of the magazine you would see 100 crew members around them filming. No, they are not REALLY married. Edward and Bella got married. Oy!

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There are many articles on how Louisiana is beefing up security for the set of Breaking Dawn.
Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Need Protection

Blurb:
If you’re planning on staking out the Breaking Dawn set in Baton Rouge, watch out! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be surrounded not only by their personal bodyguards but local veterans of the Louisiana police force and Sheriff’s Department will be present at Raleigh Studios.

“We’ll have on property at all times a forty-eight man force,” says Winston Achee, the chief of security for the Celtic Corporation, which owns the lot where Breaking Dawn is being filmed. “We are not taking security on this property lightly.”

Ok so then I see Perez Hilton write this:
Headline:
Louisiana Goes Security-Crazy For Twilight Shoot!

Blurb:
We understand that Robert Pattinson is a living national treasure, but this is some INTENSE security, Louisiana!

Serious perhaps to the point of excessive security measures are being set up for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn's shoot at Raleigh Studios' Celtic Media Centre in Baton Rouge.

Do U think Twilight needs THAT much security?

Um.. yes Perez. People are sneaking on set all the time, taking pictures, leaking information (credible or not) and was can't forget this:


Literally women grabbing around his throat! And that was a while ago. He's only gotten more popular. It's dangerous, they are mental people out there that really want to grab a piece of him. And now the whole gang is in Louisiana - so yes they do need that much security and I applaud them for doing it.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in trouble with police for Beach Sexy Time?

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart got in trouble with authorities for making out on a Brazilian beach.

"The young lovers were getting sexy like any other couple would on the beach at night, but police sent them packing with a stern verbal slapping," a source told British tabloid the Daily Star.

"It's obviously hard for them to go anywhere alone. I think they were just trying to grab some romantic time, but unfortunately for them they attracted attention almost immediately.

"The police said they were more concerned about Robert and Kristen causing a security alert than them getting hot and heavy.

"They were laughing about it afterward, but they both looked really embarrassed. It was quite sweet to see."

I find this a tad hard to believe.
First of all, IF they were kissing on a beach - why on earth would they get into trouble for it? The only part that makes sense is that the police would have been concerned for them regarding security.
But point being, they are on set, filming for a limited amount of time. So we are supposed to believe they just snuck off set to some random beach where there happened to be police?

sniff sniff .. I smell bull$hit!

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And just to prove I was right - I mentioned a couple of posts back that anytime now someone will bring up the rumors of Rob's hygiene again and AH HA! See this headline:

Is Robert Pattinson Best Dressed Or Does He Stink, The Answer Is Here

I knew they'd go there and they did.
That means....I must be psychic...



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