Dec 14, 2010

Rob Pattinson: break-up rivals! - THE bed? - Holding hands

Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy.. the "media" (I use that word loosely) is so funny sometimes. Funny STUPID - not funny haha.

So this headline:
Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Break Up: Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Next?

Umm.. come again? What in the HEY-ALL do those 2 have to do with Rob & Kristen? Anything, to connect a story to Rob and Kristen to get more hits I suppose.

Blurb:
Aside from Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the next big movie couple that we’d hate to see break up is definitely Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series. We’re so excited to see Edward and Bella finally get married and have a child together on-screen…but if they break up, will Breaking Dawn have the same romantic allure?

Why oh why make that leap? I just don't get it. I guess we could say that this headline could be related too.

'Dexter' stars Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter file for divorce

Actually wait, I see how these people make the leap. I mean he does play a killer & Rob plays a vampire that kills animals to survive. And those 2 were in the same show just like ... KRISTEN AND ROB are in the same movie!!! And Michael Hall is a guy and Jennifer Carpenter is a girl. Oh wait! Kristen's last name Stewart is also used as a guys first name - and Jennifer's last name Carpenter is usually a profession dominated by MEN! Will the similarities ever end!!


NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson seen `holding hands` with Kristen Stewart at cast dinner

That's one of many with the same goal. They were supposedly at some sort of cast dinner and 'holding hands.' Ironically - no pictures. They have pictures of those 2 walking, smoking, waving, eating.. yet the picture that would put everyone's speculation at rest.. no where to be found.

Blurb:
A spy on the scene said, “It was a lot of the cast and crew. They were in the private back room and seemed in great spirits. Everyone had a really great time. They were sitting down and talking together most of the dinner. Wherever Kristen was, he was, and vice-versa. Rob and Kristen were holding hands at some point, and when they got up to mingle with everyone for a bit he kept his hand on her back. They were really cute. And no one in attendance seemed surprised at their affection.”
(Me: A spy on the scene. Doesn't that say it all. Spy = jacka$$, liar, not real person...)

NEXT

Headline:
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Bed Revealed! We Think This Is it — Agree?

And there it is a picture of some random bed.

Blurb:
Everyone is holding their breath to see 24-year-old Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, 20, get down in Breaking Dawn. Their sex scene is all anyone seems to care about — and after our extensive research, we’ve determined this bed in the Brazilian house rented for the Honeymoon scenes could be where their love making happened!

That is so funny. "We've determined...that it could be." Well if you are sure that it might be the actual bed! Where their love making happened? Um.. no. Where the filmed the scenes for the honeymoon, isn't that a tad bit more accurate. Can we learn to separate the two? Rob is not really Edward... and Kristen is not really Bella. It make shock you to hear that - but it's the truth. I don't want to rain on anyones parade but they are actually 2 ACTORS.
I know, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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