Dec 20, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Smootchin' - breakin' up - bein' apart....pattern?

Yes, it's been a while.. but this time it's the holidays getting in the way! Isn't it nuts!! No down time - bombarded with lights, presents, holiday music ... argh!

blah blah I know .. getting on with it.

Anyway - oh the headlines the headlines! So .. well you know.

Here is a headline that was repeated all over the Internet:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Separate for the Holidays

Blurb:
Your favorite Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going their separate ways… for the Christmas Holidays anyway. After being together for the last few weeks filming Breaking Dawn I, these two will have a chance to do their own thing even just for a few days.

Rob will be heading back to London to spend Christmas with his family and friends while Kristen will be jetting off to Los Angeles to be with her family as well.

Both are good with this arrangement; they’ve been together since the filming began in November. It’s only for a few days anyway because by the New Year they’ll be together again. At least they’ll have a chance to miss each other during the holidays.

This is actually one of the more tame articles. Made up, I'm sure. I mean really the magazines/online rags have a 50/50 shot of getting it right. Either they will spend Christmas together or apart. So the odds are good that someone is going to get it right. And they can spin it anyway they want. (i.e. above article mentioning that they will get the opportunity to "miss each other during the holidays," anyone else just puke in their mouth a little?)

I saw TONS of articles about the 2 of them being sick of each other and that is why they are spending the holidays apart. Yadda, yadda, yadda..

BUT ALAS! WAIT! LOOK AT THIS HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Will Probably Spend Christmas Together

Ah ha! What is this you say? More speculation.

So I have the answer - they either will spend it together - or - apart.
Brilliant aren't I?

NEXT

Ok so apparently the other buzz is headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson is a good kisser?

Apparently Christina Ricci said he was a good kisser and it's set the web on fire. It amazes me - what did people really think she'd say? "Rob.. oh God he's horrible, wet, sloppy, icky.." No one would say that. I'm sure he's a fine kisser but seriously - enough to talk about it endlessly?? How embarrassing reading all that about yourself.

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Breaking Up?

Anyone surprised this rumor is coming back around? It's like recycling! Topics get thin and they start panicing that nothing is going on with Rob and Kristen .. that's it's just status quo. So what happens next, BANG they are breaking up! Or they are pregnant! Or they are in a love nest!

Sometimes don't you just wanna say:
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