Dec 1, 2010

Rob Pattinson: solo career - sex scenes

I haven't written in a while because there has been nothing worth writing about. Mostly all of the articles continually repeat themselves about the same nonsense. The many articles about Rob wanted more sex scenes in Breaking Dawn (give me a break peeps), the many articles that were trying to mislead readers regarding their 'new marriage.' (It's Bella and Edward folks, not Kristen and Rob).

So I took a break because my blood started to reach maximum boil capacity.

I did however find a few articles recently that I thought were stupid funny enough to mention.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart baby?

Here we go again. Of course know it's from OK magazine. Yes, they produce in the movie a baby. In - the - movie. You know the "acting" thing they do? Yeah, that's it. Remeber last summer when Kristen was supposed to be pregnant? Yeah that lasted right? C'mon.

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Picks Up A New Guitar — Can A Solo Album Be Far Behind?

Yes he bought a guitar. Everyone knows his love of music and that the boy can sing. But why is it because he went out and bought a guitar we start the rumblings that he will record an album. That will be the new 'it' story. 'Rob must be secretly recording an album.." Not! Give him a break. He's a musician and bought a guitar. Not a huge leap.

NEXT

Headline:
Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson’s Marathon ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Scenes!

(classy headline)

Blurb:
It’s no wonder that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson became a real life couple – it seems like the set of Twilight can get pretty hot and heavy! According to Life & Style, the duo recently shot a sex scene that took them 12 hours to complete, and we’re pretty sure that they enjoyed every minute of it!
(me: I don't even know where to begin with that. It's just so silly that it is hard to find the words. I'm sure it was "hot and heavy" in front of a 100 people - shooting different angles - making sure the lights are right.. how intimate. It takes a lot of scenes 12+ hours to make. They didn't say "ohhh I love shooting this sex scene so lets prolong it!" It's probably the opposite. Let's just get this over with because it's embarrassing to do in front of all these people! Then it says "enjoyed every minute of it!" Don't you just wanna poke this person in the eye for writing something so ... so... ugh help me with the right word!)

It was the first of three racy sex scenes in Breaking Dawn between their Twilight characters Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. This first scandalous sex scene together includes the pillow-biting moment, when Edward bites into a pillow in order to control his urge to bite Bella. Sounds pretty steamy to us.
(Me: Yeah steamy - a mouth full of pillow so he doesn't murder his new wife)

Still, it must have been a little awkward to act so intimately in front of an entire cast and crew. Fortunately for these two, they have two more sexy scenes on the way –plenty of time to practice!
(Me: Oh shut up)

And we all the DVD is coming out for Eclipse. Apparently there is commentary with Kristen and Rob. I heard the tent scene, it was really funny. Yet I found SO many articles with this as the headline:

Watch! Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Flirty Eclipse Commentary

Over and over again the articles talking about how much they are flirting with each other. When in actuality it's just really funny and playful.

The one headline I found that I thought was spot on was this:
Rob and Kristen Share Some Laughs Over 'Eclipse' Scene

Ha! At least someone got it right.
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