Jun 28, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Publicity stunt - Canoodling?

Once again the Internet blog/articles/written crap are going on about how Rob and Kristen are being forced into this phony relationship to generate publicity. Really...
Is there anyone out there that thinks the Twilight Series NEEDS publicity? Is this not going full speed on all cylinders - just as it is.

And then to top it all off - we see how uncomfortable they are with the whole subject and how they want to stay on the topic of the movies. Do we really think that the production companies would ask them to FAKE a romance? I wouldn't put it past them - but can you imagine the fall out for Rob and Kristen if it ever got out that it was all a publicity stunt? This day and age of immediate info, sneaky people will camera phones, hidden recorders etc., the word WOULD get out eventually and it could seriously damage their career. Everyone remember Tom Cruise and his little couch jumping thing? He hasn't bounced back from that yet. Do I agree ? No, but the public has their views and their ways of judging people. Sadly many celebs are held up to this pedestal that us normal folk are not. For some reason a celebrity isn't allowed to say something inappropriate and be sorry for it, or trip and fall down, or "screw up" in any way without serious fall out. Yet if you examine our own lives - we all do $hit like that .. DAILY and no one blinks. I suppose it is yet another negative about being a celebrity.

Headline: Is Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's Romance A Big Publicity Stunt?

Blurb:
PopEater is theorizing that Eclipse stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's romance is as fake as Edward Cullen's sparkly skin.

While the two stars alternate between denying and hinting at their relationship, the two do seem awfully close and the couple is often spotted out on dates together. However, PopEater wonders aloud if maybe KStew and RPattz's romance is all just a big publicity stunt planned by Summit Entertainment–the people who put out the Twilight Saga.

Like I said above.. common sense says no.

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Another headline I found silly : Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught canoodling after Eclipse premiere

Canoodling? www.dictionary.com has this definition:
ca·noo·dle   /kəˈnudl/ Show Spelled [kuh-nood-l]–verb (used with object), verb (used without object), caress, fondle, or pet amorously -dled, -dling. Slang .

How flattering.. fondle, pet amorously. Lord people please.

Blurb from article:
According to E!, the Eclipse couple was all over each other last night after the premiere. They both headed to the official after-party in downtown LA last night, where they had separate tables. But sources say they hit up the Thompson Hotel rooftop afterwards, and couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

Kristen Stewart: I'd Do Twilight All Over Again!

An eyewitness says they were “all over each other.”
(once again - 'eyewitness' yeah right)

"They were kissing, nuzzling, holding hands and embracing," the source said. "He's so into her," says the insider. "The way he looks at her is so passionate."

I love the speculation. "The way he looks at her is so passionate." C'mon have you seen people - some people look at a hot pastrami sandwich passionately. You can interpret a look anyway you want. Of course passionately makes it better writing. He could have been looking at her because she had a piece of lint on her face!

Let's take this whole thing down an notch folks! You do realize that they are human.. they eat, fart, burp just like the rest of us. Let's try and cut them an ounce of slack, no?

Jun 25, 2010

Rob Pattinson - Blood sucker - defender!

Hello all! Sorry for the hiatus. Just to update you all, some of you may not know but I'm a professional actress as well as a Mommy of 2. So between auditions, filming etc., I occasionally have gaps when I can get on here to log in and write! Trust me - I'm not a famous actress, just lucky to be an occasional working one! :)

Ok onward to the madness. Eclipse is coming out - so if you look up you can see the vultures flying over Rob and the gang.. they are just waiting there for something they can take a picture of that will prove to be mortifying for the actor.. or maybe take a quote out of context so that they can go off about how horrible (insert name here) is... Nothing like knocking someone down when they are ahead.

So all I'm reading lately are headlines like this:

Robert Pattinson Is Related To Dracula - Techland - TIME.com

Is Robert Pattinson a blood relative of Dracula?

Lunchtime Poll: Is Robert Pattinson really a vampire?

Is Robert Pattinson a blood relative of Dracula?

And that is only some of them.

Blurb from one of the articles:
According to what I'm sure are very "reputable sources," Pattinson, who plays Twilight's very sparkly vampire Edward Cullen, is distantly related to Transylvania's Vlad the impaler, who was the original inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula. Website Ancestry.co.uk unearthed the discovery after stalking sifting through Pattinson's family tree only to discover that he shares a connection with Vlad through a distant relation to Britain's Royal Family.


"Now it has been discovered that US born Pattinson is a distant cousin of Princes William and Harry on Prince Charles' side, through the Pickering family who lived in Yorkshire in the early 1500s, making Vlad a distant uncle of the two princes," reports the Telegraph. The Telegraph is also reporting that Twilight author Stephanie Meyer is also distantly related to the Royals, making her a relative of Vlad's as well.

According to very reputable sources my arse. You know they mean a library intern that did some research and invented all these connections. Gimme a break. Yet if you notice, the article also says he's distantly related to the royal family. Funny how that is not the big news, hmm? I would think being related to the royal family would be a bit bigger than the slim possibility someone is related to a psychopathic killer/leader a zillion years ago. Let's please not start to glorify Vlad the freakin' impaler!

Facts:
Historically, Vlad is best known for his resistance against the Ottoman Empire and its expansion[3] and for the cruel punishments he imposed on his enemies.[4]

This is how he punished:
Impalement was Vlad's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. Death by impalement was slow and agonizing. Victims sometimes endured for hours or even days. Vlad often had the stakes arranged in various geometric patterns. The most common pattern was a ring of concentric circles in the outskirts of a city that constituted his target. The height of the spear indicated the rank of the victim. The corpses were often left decaying for months.

So please oh please stupid writers of the internet tabloids, I understand the fascination with the modern day vampire being all sexy, protective and vegetarian. That's fine. But let's not go back in time and glorify a connection (or lack there of) to Rob and Vlad considering that man was purely an evil, psycho that makes Freddy Krueger look like a pussy-cat.

And Rob coming to Kristens defense over a remark she made about feeling raped. Kristen is a young and passionate person (as most 20 year olds are). She has a very big connection and protective streak for women who have endured this horrible and reprehensible act. The fact that she said something in comparison does not give people the right to slice and dice her up and down. She misspoke and it was absolutely not intended to downplay or hurt anyone who has been a victim of such an atrocious crime.

I think it is very classy for Rob to defend her.

Blurb
"None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing Kristen] without being called upon by the media first -- who were doing it specifically to get hits on their websites," the actor tells EW. "That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. All these people get away with doing it because they have no responsibility to anyone."

"All they need is to get a salacious headline and people click on it, because it's easy. And it's quite good being part of these 'Twilight' films because you have to give so many interviews all the time, you can defend yourself. That's the only way. All of us stick together, as well. There are so many little nerds behind their computers, on their little blogs," Pattinson continued.

When questioned about the 'rape' comment, Stewart said, "I'm so sensitive about stuff like that. That is the one subject that means a lot to me. I made one movie directly concerning it [2004's 'Speak'], and I made another one where my character has a horrible history of rape [2010's 'Welcome to the Rileys']. I talked to a lot of people about it. I used the wrong word. I should have said 'violated.' But I'm young and emotional. It's just the way it goes sometimes."

So please let's not try to find reasons to knock everyone down on everything little thing. Dear God can you imagine if someone scrutinized every word you said? Everyone in the US would be in hot water.

Jun 18, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Undies? - "Normal couple" - Emma Roberts

It never ceases to amaze me what people will be interested in reading. Well the most recent oddity in headlines has to be this :

Robert Pattinson likes Tighty Whities!

Article:

ROBERT Pattinson prefers briefs to boxers. (showbizspy)

The hunky British actor apparently likes to buy his underwear at popular UK department store Marks and Spencers.

“Marks and Spencer’s tighty whities are Robert brand of choice,” a source close to Rob, 24, told PopEater.

(that famous 'source' again - let me say that whoever would tell tabloids etc., what Rob is buying for undies - is just a nasty person. But then again, there were photographers taking pictures of the boy buying underwear, so I guess nothing is off limits.

“When doing all his stunts, Robert likes to feel down below is all in place and not flopping around. It’s one less thing that he has to worry about.
(Yes, I'm sure he said that)

“Robert insists on a fresh pair of underwear ever day.”
(umm... don't most people?)

Rob has previously admitted he was shocked to see pictures of himself buying underwear.

“I saw pictures of me, buying pants, in the papers and I thought, ‘What do you expect me to wear?’” he said earlier this year.

(Exactly my point, he's a human people.. he needs undies, toothbrushes, floss, socks etc., just like the rest of us!)

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Headline: Robert Pattinson discusses acting like a 'normal couple' with Kristen

MISLEADING!!

See why below

Article:
In an interview with Parade.com he said: “Kissing felt a little bit more natural in Eclipse, even if there was plenty of it.

“In New Moon and Twilight it was always like, ‘Oh, I’m gonna kill you if I kiss you’ or something. It was always kind of odd.

“But, in this one, they both understand their situation a lot more, which makes it easier. It’s the first time Kristen and I have been able to just act like a normal couple.”

Reports continue to circulate that the young actors are dating in real life but whether it’s down to some out-of-hours practice or simply impressive acting skills, the couple perfectly capture the intense and passionate relationship between Bella and Edward.

Ok people - as you can clearly see he is talking about Edward and Bella. Of course as the series continues and they realize they are in love blah blah - then it will become more natural for EDWARD AND BELLA!! Not Rob and Kristen. I'm not sure if you are all aware of this but brace yourselves... Rob is not really Edward and Kristen isn't really Bella.


And can I just say something that bothered the CRAP out of me!

Headline: Emma Roberts deletes Twitter account after 'Twilight's Team Edward fans find out she's Team Jacob (nydaily)

The fans bombard her with rude comments because she said she was Team Jacob.. really? REALLY GIRLS? Is that necessary to make yourselves look like complete wack-jobs?

Jun 16, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Love nest - Drugs

Hello everyone
Yes I am back - and if anyone is reading .. thanks ! If not, that's ok too haha

Ok So the first thing I must mention is the lovely way this headline looks:

Robert Pattinson Owes His Career to Drugs

Oh soooo misleading..

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson says he popped a Valium to calm his nerves before his first Twilight audition. Maybe he should share with his fans, because they seem pretty hyper.

Yes it is well documented that he took a Valium before the audition. But please, lets not start the rumor that he's a wacky coke addict that needs his FIX before he auditions or does movie, shall we?

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Headline: See Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Secret Love Nest

Blurb:
Sorry, ladies: After two years of dating, Rob Pattinson is shacking up with Kristen Stewart for the summer -- and the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now) has exclusive shots of their secret Los Angeles love nest.

Hidden in the woods and situated by a lake, the one-bedroom, two-story guesthouse boasts a gourmet kitchen cherry-wood floors and -- best of all -- plenty of privacy.

An average day for the fiercely guarded couple: Sleeping in, poring over scripts and receiving grocery deliveries.

Pattinson, 24, doesn't bother with housecleaning, either: Us Weekly reports that he leaves clothes everywhere and never makes the bed!

Does their new living arrangement mean they're headed down the aisle?



Really ? So where the the documentation that this is actually where they are staying? None. This is just some random house in the woods that is secluded so of course it's where Kristen and Rob are living. C'mon!

Jun 14, 2010

Checkin' in!

Sorry all - been some family issues had to deal with.



Can I get some feedback from you guys? Can you please email me at leaverobalone@gmail.com and tell me if you like the blog and if it should continue? :)



Just like to make sure people like what I am writing and doing!



Thanks

Kim

Jun 10, 2010

Update soon

Hey all - Been out - but I got updates!!!!!

Updates will happen asap!

Jun 3, 2010

Rob Pattison: More dating Bull - Snooki advice - and Rob's head!

Hey everyone - sorry it's been a while .. I've been away.

Back to business !

Headline: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Not Dating? (Timesnewsline)

This is funny (and redundant of course), but now these sites are getting there information from .... FANS!

Blurb:
But it's been reported recently that Rob Pattinson has told some of his fans that he was not dating Kristen. Reports have emerged that the Twilight star is getting cozy with Reese Witherspoon on the set of his upcoming movie "Water for Elephants."

Seriously people! How do they justify this $hit. "Told some of his fans," come on! Yes, I'm sure that he won't tell Oprah, or Matt Lauer from the Today show .. yet he's going to tell some screaming teenagers. That's TOTALLY believable. And snuck in that little paragraph is more baloney about Rob and Reese. Uh huh.. yah okee dokee.
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Ok if anyone has watched that Jersey show they know who Snooki is.. I must admit that I have never seen the show because I've seen commercials for it and am stunned that there are people out there that act that ridiculous and even more stunned that people indulge them by watching them make fools of themselves on TV. But I digress. Apparently SNOOKI has advice for Rob...

Headline: Snooki To Robert Pattinson: 'You Need To Go Tanning, But You're Really Hot' (hollywoodtimes)

Blurb
"Yes, Snooki is MTV News' special correspondent and she has her eyes set on chatting up Robert Pattinson. "I'm going to say, 'You need to go tanning, but you're really hot. Because you're a vampire. You're pale," she told us of her plans.

Has anyone seen her? Her orange face?
If that is a real tan well give her a few years before melanoma starts to develop, and if it isn't, then someone is doing a lousy job because she's is the color of a burnt orange.

And someone decided to make a full size head of Rob... An FX artist between jobs decided to make a Rob head.

Headline: 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson's head made out of silicon, sold on eBay
(examiner)
Blurb:

This is a RARE life-size 1:1 museum quality, one of a kind, silicone bust of Edward Cullen, played by actor Robert Pattinson in the hit film Twilight, Twilight: New Moon, Eclipse. This is NOT an Edward Cullen doll, this is a full size head. It was custom made by a movie industry FX artist in between jobs. I was going to piece together a full statue. This is an amazing bust that looks entirely real. The soft silicone is real to the touch. The punched hair is amazing, the eyebrows, lashes, hairline are hand inserted. The eyes are industry grade glass eyes. The entire piece is foam filled with a core up the neck so he can be easily mounted on a stand or put together as an historic museum quality statue.


Now I will admit - this is a damn good replica, I think it's better than the wax one in NY. But I find it very odd that someone make someones head in their spare time? I find that weird. But if it was sold on ebay then clearly we know why this person did it. CA-CHING! Any Rob related will make huge bucks so ride the wave while you can! I assume that's what some people are thinking. Let's make someones life miserable so we can earn a quick $$.


How charming.