Aug 29, 2010

Rob Pattinson: body appeal - getaway



Headline:

Robert Pattinson's lean physique is the key to his incredible sex appeal

Hrmm.. it is?

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson, who was recently named the Sexiest Man of 2010 in a Glamour magazine poll, may be so popular with young women because of his slim, slightly effeminate, physique.

At least that's what the results of a new anthropology study suggest. New Zealand anthropologist Dr. Barnaby Dixson recently conducted research into sex appeal and gender and discovered that women generally prefer men who are less muscular than the hulking, massive bodybuilder types.

Dixson said women are attracted to leaner men with prettier faces because these males project an aura of being more attentive and accommodating as mates.

We do? I thought that we were attracted to .. well, what attracted us? Some like muscles, some like nice eyes or a smile, some like a nice butt.

So apparently, this dude is out.

We are now trying to analyze why Rob was voted sexiest man of 2010 in a pole done by Glamour magazine.
This is just funny. I love people who give compliments but it turns out to be a criticism instead. The quote "slim, slightly effeminate, physique," That's the reason? Because (they are saying) he's a skinny boy that looks like a chick? Oh and pretty boys are supposed to be MORE attentive? Wow.. clearly this doctor never dated a pretty boy. I have NOTHING against guys that are good looking etc. But a pretty looking guy is no more attentive that any other guy. And for the record - pretty boys tend to be a bit less.. shall we say .. willing to commit to one woman. Why is this you ask? I have no idea - I'm not a pretty boy.. but my guess would be the reason is because they tend to get anyone they want, so why just settle for one? But I digress...

Rob was voted in because right now he is the "it" guy and hopefully he will sustain that with the body of work he continues to do AFTER the Twilight Saga. Don't get me wrong - I'm a fan. I loved the books and the movies are GREAT. But for him to sustain his career he will have to make some very careful choices because being voted the sexiest man ain't gonna make you a star.

Look who was hot back in 1982


Ok enough of that silliness..

Headline: LA Lovenest

How do these titles keep getting recycled? How many times are we going to hear about the LA Lovenest with these voyeur's continually taking pictures of the alleged house they are buying, renting, living or whatever in. No, I will never post the pictures of the house so people can go out and try to find it. That just screams ICKY to me. Whether or not they are living together, apart or on the moon... do NOT show pictures of peoples homes! For GOD sakes (grumbling to myself)

Next!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Barely Left The Room During Getaway

This is just so stupid I had to comment.

Blurb from article:
A staffer at the XXXXXXXXXXXXX, Calif. tells HollywoodLife.com that not only did R-Patz and K-Stew barely leave their room, but the only thing she was asked to clean were the sheets!

Really? REALLY?! (Yes, I XX'ed out the location)

First of all, I SERIOUSLY doubt that that is true. But ..BUT.. let me ask a hypothetical question. When you are away staying at a hotel.. what is the biggest thing you want done if you go out for the day? YOU WANT YOUR BED MADE AND THE LINENS CHANGED?! Why oh why is that supposed to be a shocker? If Kristen is staying in a hotel room or even when I AM staying in a hotel room.. the best thing is getting new, fresh sheets every night. The ignoramus that wrote this is clearly looking to insinuate something else and you don't need to be a genius to figure out what that is.. But clearly that ignoramus is just that - a turd looking for a story that doesn't exist!

Aug 24, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Police - Fingers - Videos oh my

Well well well... Aren't the paparazzi just soooo clever? NOT

I saw an amazingly disturbing video (that I won't show) of their stint at the airport. Pap's literally in their face so they can't walk to their car. People trying to get in their face while they simply are trying to leave the airport.



The best part of the video (in my opinion) was when the ever so polite paparazzi are filming them in their car driving away and Kristen flips them the bird! I thought it was beautiful! I'm sure that she will get chastised for daring to do such a thing. But I thought it was a lovely gesture.



As I'm sure many of you read headlines like this one:

Pattinson & Kristen Stewart -- Cops to the Rescue
OR
Rob Pattinson – Pattinson And Stewart Recruit Police Help

All roughly talking about the same thing.

Blurb from article:
Sources involved in the situation tell us Rob and Kristen were on their way home from LAX airport earlier this week -- when they noticed several paparazzi weaving through traffic to keep up.

We're told ... the couple -- concerned for their safety -- ducked into a nearby police station, hoping the cops could help out.

We're told the officers figured out a way to sneak the "Twilight" stars out of the building ... and they were able to get back on the road ... without the paps on their tail.

"Weaving through traffic to keep up." Is it me or is this getting a little out of control!? Do people remember what happened August 31, 1997?




I'm not trying to be dramatic or trying to compare Rob and Kristen's popularity to Princess Di's - but the fact remains is that a similar situation of paparazzi's weaving in and out of traffic, causing danger to anyone around them, not only Kristen and Rob... But innocent people driving are endangered.

So big old shout out to the LAPD!





This headline is so ridiculous it needs to be mentioned:

Photo: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart’s bed?

Check out these photos of inside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s “love nest”.

E! reported earlier this week that the Twilight co-stars and rumoured couple were hiding out in Rob’s rented XXXXXX whenever the two are in Los Angeles. And that’s apparently straight where they went after they landed at LAX Tuesday.

Well now E! have some photos from inside the house – they were on the original listing from earlier this summer and are not paparazzi photos.

They were told by sources in the XXXX community that fans have found the property and have been caught roaming around the premises.

Click here to see photos of inside the house.

I will not show the photos cuz it makes me sick.. I also XXXX'ed out exactly where the house was because it's irresponsible to post it.

This other title here shows where the photos came from:
Fans Expose Robsten's Posh L.A. Love Nest

The pictures show what the house looks like, the number of rooms, etc. How completely unsafe for some 'fans' to do. Whether or not it was fans or paparazzi who knows. But whomever it was is clearly a jacka$$ to do something like this. Why on earth would you tell intimate details about where someone lives? Show the layout of the house? Are we not just inviting a nutball to go to their house and stalk them? YES! So please stop showing pictures of their house, location, etc.. shall we??

(Sorry it took me so long to update.. I'll try to be more on the ball, because there is so many things to make fun off with these PHUCK NUT PAPARAZZI's!

Aug 18, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Photos & following... (gag)

Update - thanks to one of my readers Tammy - I decided to take the pictures out. I shouldn't have put them in, honestly it wasn't to perpetuate the BS it was just that I was so astounded that I wanted to share my shock - but Tammy is right. Thanks Tammy! :)


Un-freakin'-believable

Clearly you have all seen, heard, the million headlines that look like this:

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Kiss in Public (Photos)!
Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Kissing: More Photos!
Rob Pattinson Kristen Stewart LAX Lovers
PICS! Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart stop hiding romance


That's just a few I will mention.

Anyone seen these photos? Explain to me how it is that they (the nasty-a$$ camera clickers) get crystal clear photos of Rob and/or Kristen walking, yet the million dollar picture of the 2 of them kissing looks like they are shot through a hour glass to have some mosaic effect? Could it be that the picture is fake? Could be, I have no idea. Point is - DON'T GO SNEAKING AROUND TAKING PICTURES OF PEOPLE KISSING - IT'S NASTY!
This is the rude picture someone took.

REMOVED

Yeah, this is clear. You know, I'm glad it isn't because once again - creepy! Very peeping tom-ish. Really? That desperate to get a shot that you need to sneak around and take a picture of a couple kissing?

Blurb:

In perhaps the most talked about display of Summer loving this year, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed kissing in Montreal over the weekend! Pattinson nuzzled close to Kristen on set last week and spent downtime with another female companion on Saturday before the PDA heard 'round the world on Sunday evening. So tell us, what do you think about the kissing pictures — omg amazing or not my business?

Couldn't agree more with the last statement. If you have to ask - then you already know the answer.

More blurbs:

We’re pretty sure once Kristen and Rob go public with their relationship, the incessant need to know what they’re doing every second of everyday will end.

If you ask us, they’re just making it more difficult on themselves right now.

Just admit you’re a couple already! So we can all go back to living our lives!

Really? You think that if they admit they are a couple that "the incessant need to know" will stop? Please.. it will morph into some other monster. And what it will do is make the freakin' paparazzi more determined to get a picture of them doing something more intimate(unfortunately). I love how the above blurb blames them. They should just admit it, they say, so that we can go on with our lives. There are way to many people that need to get on with their lives and let them BE.

This next blurb followed by the picture is infuriating:


The notoriously private Twilight twosome were snapped sharing a passionate embrace at a Montreal house party on Friday night - finally putting to rest those 'are they, aren't they?' whispers.

But rather than forcing them into a panicked hiding, the incident doesn't appear to have phased them at all...

On the contrary. With the couple usually going out of their way to avoid being photographed together, they seem to have finally admitted defeat - openly strolling side-by-side through both Montreal and LAX airports.

REMOVED!


Wouldn't you be MORTIFIED if you were the one that took this picture. Look at their faces. Dear God they are like "Leave me the PH-UCK alone already!" (or at least that's what I'd be saying) "Doesn't appear to have phased them at all.." Really? Looks to me like if they had a bazooka that there would be one less rude paparazzi on the earth. Course that's me speculating.


I will end with this jacka$$.


Article:


Twihards around the world moistened their collective panties yesterday over this supposed candid picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing.

This was an epic moment in the lives of many sad lonely girls because it confirmed once and for all that the long suspected romance between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is in fact real… or is it?

How anyone could ever think that two blatant homosexuals like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart could be dating is beyond me, but I have long ago stopped trying to figure out the minds of women because the Qur’an clearly states that they do not have one.

I believe this picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart was clearly staged. They have been each other’s “beards” for a long time now, and people were starting to get suspicious, so they had to show some PDA (public display of affection).

However, anyone who has seen the Twilight movies can tell you Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can not act worth a lick, and they have absolutely no sexual chemistry. So for them to pull off a kiss that is even remotely convincing they would have to do it at night, and have it photographed with what appears to be a cheap disposable camera from about 600 yards away.


This is so offensive - I think it speaks for itself. It could be a spoof and if it is - well my bad. But nonetheless still adding fuel to the few sparks that are occasionally set about Rob's so-called homosexuality. Which, if he is - good for him, who cares. It's his life. Although, it's the first time I've heard Kristen be referred to as a homosexual. But once again - their life, their business.

I guess I'm the jacknut that thinks people are being horribly disrespectful, rude, horrid, pathetic... anyone got anything else? Feel free to add to my comments your views on these people that are trying to photograph them at every turn.

Aug 14, 2010

Rob Pattinson - Photos of PDA

GIVE ME A BLOODY BREAK!

Here are the headlines:

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson break out the PDA on set

Robert Pattinson Visits Kristen Stewart on Film Set, Caught Snuggling?

Proof That Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Are Dating?

That's just to name a few. And here are some of the stupid..er .. blurbs from the articles:

Rob Pattinson, who just finished up filming 'Water For Elephants', flew to Montreal to spend time with his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart. The media is going crazy this afternoon because there is photographic evidence (sort of) confirming that the two are dating. I don't own the rights to the shots, but if you click the link above, you can check one of them out.

The photos show Robert on the set of Kristen's new movie 'On The Road', and he's sort of leaning in ("nuzzling" as some are saying) by her neck.


or

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart might always play coy about the nature of their relationship, but the two were recently caught canoodling - and pictures speak a thousand words. On Thursday, August 12, Robert and Kristen have given paparazzi a buzz when he was spotted nuzzling the 20-year-old beauty's neck.

FUNNIEST (meaning dumbest)

The Twilight costars — who are widely believed to be dating, but have never officially confirmed their relationship — were photographed getting cozy on the set of Kristen’s new movie, On The Road.

Rob, 24, visited Kristen, 20, on the Montreal, Canada, set on Aug 12.

Rob’s other rumored love interest, Tom Sturridge, also has a role in On The Road. Pattinson was probably on his way to visit his boyfriend and the bitch got in the way!

Recent reports claimed Rob and Kristen were planning to quit Hollywood so they can focus on their relationship.

“They are considering changing their lives so they can concentrate on their relationship and get away from stardom,” a source said.

“Kristen’s suggested they try theater work and indie films. They are both incredibly talented actors and very well thought of in the industry.

“Despite starring in big-budget productions, they’ve managed to retain credibility, so theater is the perfect option.”


Where do I even being?

The pictures are a joke. I will show you all a link to the pictures but let me tell you - that it's beyond idiotic. Nuzzling? Canoodling? REALLY?? They are shown together, chatting and he leans down to T-A-L-K to her! My goodness - the spin that are put on things, it's amazing that these people still have jobs. But I suppose the only reason that actually HAVE jobs is BY TWISTING!

Pictures

Yup, that's it. Those are the 'proof' they are referring to.

And yes, I noticed that stupid comment about Kristen and Rob leaving Hollywood to focus on their career. And the lovely comment about Rob's other love interest being Tom. All beyond amazing that this $hit gets printed (or put online). Creepy pictures too, some dink hiding and clicking pictures over someones head so he can get the "million dollar" shot. When all he got was 2 people talking.

I don't think they are going to 'quit Hollywood' because that would be dumb. But I certainly can understand why they'd want to after jackasses like these photographers follow them all over the damn place!

I also saw another article about Rob and Reese hooking up but it's so dumb my eyes hurt so I decided to spare you the same pain.

Aug 10, 2010

Rob Pattinson - Ketchup - Nekkid?

Sometimes I just wanna smack someone in the head.

Ok so I see these headlines:

Rob Pattinson Takes care of his car!
&
Robert Pattinson “frantic” over ketchup in car

This made me laugh. This is a blurb from the articles:

Robert Pattinson clearly loves his car.

The 24-year-old Twilight actor is said to have been “frantic” when a tiny amount of ketchup went on his seat.

Rob and his mate recently got a takeaway from In-N-Out Burger in LA, and were said to have eaten in the 1963 Chevy Nova.

“He frantically ran back inside the restaurant to get a pile of napkins and a cup of water to clean it up,” said an onlooker, according to Showbiz Spy.

“He spent about ten minutes wiping the tiny spot of ketchup off the seat and making sure there wasn’t going to be a stain.”

Isn't that strange? I mean most people, when a spill occurs in the car, just leave it there to fester, stink up the whole car, stain the seats. It's weird someone would go back into the fast food joint and grab napkins and water to clean it up?


Really? Writing about the fact that Rob wiped KETCHUP off his car seat???? Using words like "Frantic!" You have GOT to be kidding me! Do you know how many times I've done that, and I have a freakin' mini-van, not a nice vintage car like his. Does it mean I love my car and that I'm freakin' out? No, it' means I want to clean up the damn stain so it doesn't smell later and no one sits on it and because I'm a clean person! Stupid freakin' random articles about nada (muttering)

Usually I don't talk about Kristen and Rob because it's the same store recycled over and over again. They are married, they are broken up, they are preggers, they are dating ... blah blah.

But this headline annoyed me:

ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART NUDE IN BREAKING DAWN

Article:

Our favorite cinema couple shows their love like never before after the wedding.

They are now working on the 4th part of the Twilight series. As some of you who have read the books know, in this next part of the series, Edward and Bella take things to the next level, and become man and wife.

Kristen Stewart was the one who let it out that in Breaking Dawn she and Robert Pattinson greatly increase their physical contact. We know that in Breaking Dawn the couple gets married, so it makes sense that there would be more romance and physical contact in this part of the saga.

Of course, the most important part of the movie is Bella's transformation, which doesn't come until the end of the saga. For now we will have to wait until November 2011 to see Breaking Dawn's first part.

Where does that say they will be NUDE? Where?? Nowhere!

SPOILER FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ BREAKING DAWN....

They get married - and have a baby. So YES that means more contact. Does that mean that this is going to turn into a porno movie?? No ! For God sakes. Married people have sex


Since they have a child in the latest film, then CONFUCIUS MIGHT SAY .. yes, they probably had sex. Let's not make this more than it is, shall we?



Aug 5, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Break down-Smoking

Hrmm... Apparently from the million headlines I'm reading .. Rob's having a nervous breakdown.
Ok, let's break this story down...(Pun intended)

Here's a couple of the headlines:

‘Twilight’s’ Robert Pattinson is close to a nervous breakdown

Kristen Stewart Frantic Over Robert Pattinson Mental State

And that is just 2.. there are many more out there all claiming the same thing, that Rob is going nuts.

Blurb's from some articles:

The media, fans and paparazzi are getting to be too much for Robert Pattinson.

The 24-year-old superstar has been catapulted into the world stage over the last two years as the “Twilight” movies became an international obsession and now friends of Pattinson are getting worried about how he’s coping with all of this attention, according to Look magazine.

Known for his self-deprecation Pattinson’s friends describe him as intensely private and say that he dislikes having cameras follow him and tabloid speculating on his private like.

We have NO idea what his friends are thinking. Although I imagine if I was his friend I'd be worried about him too. Let me say that I do not think he is having a "break down" but I don't think anyone needs a "source" to tell a magazine that Rob's friends and/or family would be worried for him. Seriously? Wouldn't you be concerned if that was your family member or friend? He's hounded .. 24/7.. photo mongrel's looking for his HOUSE .. girls asking him if he would BITE THEIR NECKS .. People, there are wonderful fans out there but there are nut bags as we all know. Stalkers that haunt a celebrity and literally go after them. So "BREAKING NEWS - ROB'S FAMILY / FRIENDS ARE WORRIED." No, $hit!

Or this one:

Girlfriend or not, Kristen Stewart is deeply worried about the pressure fame has put on Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson, who reportedly is teetering on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

“Kristin is absolutely frantic about Rob,” a source told Britain’s Look magazine. “She’s never known him to get so upset.

“He’s gone from obscurity to being one of the biggest stars on the planet and the pressure he’s under is unbelievable. She’s trying to keep his spirits up but she’s worried he needs more support than he lets on,” the source added.


Ah ha.. so Kristen is "deeply worried." Says the oh so reliable 'source.' She may be or she may just be worried like we all worry about our friends and family. Why is it super news worthy that Kristen is worried. Is that supposed to be the ULTIMATE PROOF that we all now need to start worrying? As if to say "oh crap.. KRISTEN IS WORRIED? Now we KNOW it's bad."

In all honesty, I am sure Rob is just fine. Stressed? Probably, who wouldn't be? Although I must say, I wouldn't blame him if he wanted to punch these a$$munches in the head for following him everywhere and sticking a camera 12 inches from his face.



Headline:


Robert Pattinson Eats Better; Now Help Him Quit Smoking

Blurb from article:

“Twilight” star Robert Pattinson’s unhealthy habits are dwindling but until he stops smoking, even eating better isn’t going to do much to improve his health.

Since he rocketed to stardom in the Twilight series, Pattinson at times appears to be almost a chain smoker. While reports that he is eating healthier, cigarettes will ultimately doom him.

Rob acknowledged in a new interview that he is eating much better, even though he still can’t cook. Instead, he’s using a service that delivers daily meals to his Los Angeles home.

But if opposites attract, then he has found a perfect mate in Kristen Stewart.

She is a great cook whose hobby is baking pies and watching the “Food Network.”

But Kristen also smokes, so they reinforce each other’s habit.

Part of Rob’s problem is the fact that he is constantly on the road. That often includes periods of downtime when he smokes to pass the time.

Unlike fitness fanatic Taylor Lautner, who works out nonstop and eats every two hours to stay buff, Pattinson is less concerned about weight and more about convenience.

And, his schedule continues to be hectic. He’s also been filming the drama “Water for
“Breaking Dawn’ will be shot in two parts, with the first due out in November 2011.

Help Rob quit smoking. Express your comments below. Will forward a link to the comments to Summit Entertainment. (www.theimproper.com)


This isn't the whole article - I just put some of it in because they took quotes from a bunch of different articles to make the article seem more intense.

Does Rob smoke? Obviously. Is it unhealthy? Yup sure is. But it's his choice. Bottom line is, Rob is a big boy and can make this decision for himself. And before anyone thinks I am heartless, I'm really not. I'm a former smoker & I know how bad it is for you. I don't want ANYONE to smoke. I think the stupid things should be banned. But I HATED when people told me to quit. Bugged the heck out of me!

Besides do you really think Summit Entertainment wants to receive 5000 comments begging Rob to quit smoking? My gut tells me...nope.

And somethin' else that bothered me a little.. notice how the article focuses on how afraid they are for Rob and mentions how Kristen smokes so the enable each other... yet they don't seem to give a rats arse if she quits. Where's the Kristen love?

Aug 2, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Fame - Popularity pages?

It's lovely lately because I haven't seen many headlines that go WAY over the line. Yes, I see the same blah blah blah about their dating vs. not dating vs. dumped etc. But I can't even stand to write about it anymore unless it's something really horrible and offensive.

I saw this lovely little headline:

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart-Going Insane?

If it were me? It would have happened ages ago! I have no idea how they deal with it. And I think Rob gets the worst of it. Why you ask? (or didn't but so what) If you notice, girl fans are a bit more aggressive then boy fans. It's not often you see a gaggle of boys screaming like loonies for a female celebrity. Nope - none of that. Of course what female celebrities do get are freaky stalkers.. what a choice!

The article goes on about how sick the both of them are getting of the constant paparazzi etc. Umm.. is that a surprise to anyone? Of course they are? Wouldn't anyone be?

You know what the last line of the article said? Said well they are celebrities that is the price you pay.

What?? That's bull$hit. Yes, there is a certain amount of hassle you have to deal with - but the amount that they are going through? C'mon. I've posted some of the horrible videos, pictures etc. They are almost attacked. Like I've said before - I NOW understand Sean Penn and his punching the paparazzi's!

Next!!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart- Missing from popular action?

Article:
People are so crazy about Robert Pattinson who immortalized the role of Edward Cullen that when he was spotted at film premieres they asked him to bite on their shoulders or necks a la vampire style.
(ok that still freaks me out!)

People get shocked when they get to see his normal avatar because they strangely expect that he must be looking like vampire even in his normal life.
(Yes, they expect to see Rob pale as a ghost, talking in a sweet whisper.. but voila! He's human!)

If you are still reading this, by now you must have guessed the amount of hysteria and craziness that surrounds Robert and Kristen. Surprisingly even in this technological age, both of them are missing from social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook.
(Thank God!)

So do you think they are making the right kind of move?

Of COURSE they are making the right move. Can you imagine if they had 'official' twitter and facebook pages? I bet that it would crash the damn server!! And what kind of posts would you see on his wall? "Will you marry me??" - or - "I love you!!"

Poor Kristen would probably get hate messages from jealous girls that get confused that she isn't really Bella!