Nov 26, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Sex scenes - balls - and Jen Aniston

Hope everyone had a good holiday yesterday. I know that I shall never eat again, too full.

Anyway - lots of silly headlines to make fun of!

Here is 3 that I found (actually there was many along the same lines, I just used these 3)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want extremely sexually charged nudity in Breaking Dawn?

Do Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Want More 'Breaking Dawn' Sex Scenes?


Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Want More Sex Scenes

Go ahead, giggle.. Yup that's what it says, as stupid as it reads.. you have permission to LOL. My first reaction was .. well I laughed .. then I had to read to see what kind of rationalization these articles had made to justify a headline like that.

Some blurbs:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want to steam up the screen in Breaking Dawn, or at least that's what a number of reports are suggesting. Insiders have been reporting that Pattinson and Stewart have been pushing for "tasteful but extremely sexually charged nudity." But exactly how true are the rumors?
(Me: How true are the rumors? Come the eff on.. doesn't take a genius to figure out that the likelihood they said that is about zilch)

Sources at the studio have commented saying that the film will not have an R rating as previously rumored by OK magazine. "We will be aiming for a PG-13 rating," the studio source confirmed.
(Me: of course they have to do PG-13, that's their target audience! If they were to do R, they would be shooting themselves in the foot)

or this one:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want extremely sexually charged nudity in Breaking Dawn?

According to Hollywoodlife, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pushing for "tasteful but extremely sexually charged nudity" in Breaking Dawn!

"They're demanding that their big sex scenes will really push the envelope," a source tells OK magazine.
(Me: Ahh the infamous 'source' - if anyone has read the books, then they know that the sex scenes are implied, I highly HIGHLY doubt Kristen and Rob would like to make this into soft core porn.)
Producers may have to censor some of the stars' suggestions.
(Me: Yeah ok - I just want to poke someone in the eye.)

The other article was so offensive I'm not going to copy a blurb from it - it was just so stupid.

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Jennifer Aniston wants to seduce Robert Pattinson!

Blurb:
But fret not, ladies - and rumoured girlfriend Kristen Stewart - it's all in the name of art.

Reports have claimed that Jennifer Aniston is keen to work on the remake of The Graduate, and wants Twilight star Rob to star opposite her.

(Me: Ok, if and that's a big IF this is true and Jennifer Aniston wants to remake The Graduate (great movie) why do they spin it as if she is this predator that wants to devour Rob? Couldn't it be that she wants to remake the movie.. period? Using Rob is brilliant because it would be capitalizing on his fame right now. He's red hot. That won't last forever. But no, they make it sound like she's this seductress on the war path. bleck.

And this is just icky.

Headline:
Coldplay: Glastonbury Invite Like Touching Robert Pattinson Balls



Blurb:

Coldplay have compared being asked to play Glastonbury to Twilight actor Robert Pattinson inviting you to touch his balls.

The band, who last topped the bill at the festival in 2005, are one of a number of acts rumoured to be headlining the event in Somerset next June.

But in an interview with Q magazine, singer Chris Martin played down the reports and said it “depends if we get asked”.

He added: “That’s like getting asked to dance by Robert Pattinson if you’re a young girl. Imagine if Robert Pattinson called and asked, 'Do you want to touch my balls?'.”

Getting asked to dance.. Ok, cute..fine analogy. Yet, then the quote jumps to touching his balls? Ew. I'm not sure that's first and foremost on young teens minds, dude. Girls think in terms of romance.. so if you want to compare it you would say winning a date with Rob, or getting a chance to hang out with him .. but grabbing his balls??? Not what comes first to a girl (or woman's) mind. Once again, ew.

Nov 24, 2010

Breakin' it!

Hello all!
I just wanted to wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving (those of you that celebrate it) and I will be updated on Friday!

Nov 18, 2010

Rob Pattinson: JUST MARRIED (uh-huh) - Perez & his thoughts - I was right!

Whoa, I can't even keep up with all the articles, or should I say sneaky pictures that are flying around the Internet.

Clearly there is someone on set sneakily clicking pictures of Rob and Kristen, and then giving them to the highest bidder. Sad but true. The funny thing about it is the speculation surround these pictures. As if this was their real honeymoon.. hate to break the news but it ain't!

Ok magazine which is one of my favorites (NOT) has this for a cover:

Really? It's amazing the misleading that some magazines etc., will go through to sell their rag. The do a whole spread on the cover to make it look like they are really away secretly together. Yet if they didn't crop those images on the bottom of the magazine you would see 100 crew members around them filming. No, they are not REALLY married. Edward and Bella got married. Oy!

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There are many articles on how Louisiana is beefing up security for the set of Breaking Dawn.
Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Need Protection

Blurb:
If you’re planning on staking out the Breaking Dawn set in Baton Rouge, watch out! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be surrounded not only by their personal bodyguards but local veterans of the Louisiana police force and Sheriff’s Department will be present at Raleigh Studios.

“We’ll have on property at all times a forty-eight man force,” says Winston Achee, the chief of security for the Celtic Corporation, which owns the lot where Breaking Dawn is being filmed. “We are not taking security on this property lightly.”

Ok so then I see Perez Hilton write this:
Headline:
Louisiana Goes Security-Crazy For Twilight Shoot!

Blurb:
We understand that Robert Pattinson is a living national treasure, but this is some INTENSE security, Louisiana!

Serious perhaps to the point of excessive security measures are being set up for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn's shoot at Raleigh Studios' Celtic Media Centre in Baton Rouge.

Do U think Twilight needs THAT much security?

Um.. yes Perez. People are sneaking on set all the time, taking pictures, leaking information (credible or not) and was can't forget this:


Literally women grabbing around his throat! And that was a while ago. He's only gotten more popular. It's dangerous, they are mental people out there that really want to grab a piece of him. And now the whole gang is in Louisiana - so yes they do need that much security and I applaud them for doing it.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in trouble with police for Beach Sexy Time?

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart got in trouble with authorities for making out on a Brazilian beach.

"The young lovers were getting sexy like any other couple would on the beach at night, but police sent them packing with a stern verbal slapping," a source told British tabloid the Daily Star.

"It's obviously hard for them to go anywhere alone. I think they were just trying to grab some romantic time, but unfortunately for them they attracted attention almost immediately.

"The police said they were more concerned about Robert and Kristen causing a security alert than them getting hot and heavy.

"They were laughing about it afterward, but they both looked really embarrassed. It was quite sweet to see."

I find this a tad hard to believe.
First of all, IF they were kissing on a beach - why on earth would they get into trouble for it? The only part that makes sense is that the police would have been concerned for them regarding security.
But point being, they are on set, filming for a limited amount of time. So we are supposed to believe they just snuck off set to some random beach where there happened to be police?

sniff sniff .. I smell bull$hit!

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And just to prove I was right - I mentioned a couple of posts back that anytime now someone will bring up the rumors of Rob's hygiene again and AH HA! See this headline:

Is Robert Pattinson Best Dressed Or Does He Stink, The Answer Is Here

I knew they'd go there and they did.
That means....I must be psychic...



Nov 14, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Fighting - Halt the movie!!

Once again, I have to apologize for not updating sooner (as usual) but as some of you know (some of my loyal readers :) ) I am a struggling actress myself and I just finished the run of a show last night.

Onward!

Sooooo many headlines now that they are filming Breaking Dawn! It's amazing what the paparazzi focus on. What will they do when they are done filming in April!!??


Hehe

Anyway - A HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson In Bar Fight With Jason Statham Over Girlfriend Kristen Stewart!

Article:
The ‘Twilight’ star confronts actor Jason Statham after he makes a move on girlfriend Kristen!

It looks like Robert Pattinson is willing to go to any length to protect girlfriend Kristen Stewart — even if it means confronting an action star! US Weekly reports that after actor Jason Statham hit on girlfriend Kristen at an LA bar, Rob stepped in. “Jason is totally jacked and Rob is scrawny,” a pal said. “But Rob said, ‘I think you’ve had enough time with her.’ They got heated.”
Luckily, bouncers stepped in before the situation got out of control.

No matter what the situation, it is good to know Rob is ready to step in and take care of Kristen no matter what!

Interesting.....

A blurb from another article related to this story:

According to US Weekly Robert Pattinson got in a fight with action star Jason Statham in a bar in Hollywood on Friday night.

Ok .. yes I know everyone wants Rob to be like Edward and swoop in and save the damsel in distress etc.. but there are a million pictures and articles about them filming in ... BRAZIL.. soooo how could he have gotten into a fight with this dude on Friday night?

Then of course I have to show you this little blurb:
Robert Pattinson may be scrawny but he has a lot of guts to stand up to a big guy like Statham. Kristen Stewart should be proud of her Rob after sticking up for her like that.

Kristen must be proud because of course she's only a girl that couldn't possibly handle herself (insert rolling eyes here) - oh and by the way . . she's only 20, yet she was in a bar? I guess being in Hollywood part could happen.

Lookie here:

Los Angeles, CA (LAX) to Rio de Janeiro (RIO)
Shortest Flight Duration * 14 hours 30 mins * Via Miami International Apt, Miami (MIA)

Must have been something huh? Flew from Brazil to LA with Kristen in the middle of shooting Breaking Dawn .. stopped a bar .. and a fight almost broke out.

Hmmmmmm .... sounds like:

But what do I know?

NEXT!!

Blurb from a funny article:
Recent reports claimed Rob, 24, has been sketching designs for wedding rings.

“Rob wants to design the ring himself,” blabbed one insider.

“He feels their on-screen nuptials will be a very special and personal moment, even though it’s supposedly make believe. But here’s the big secret — Rob wants to surprise Kristen and give her the ring in real life!

“That’s why he’s in cahoots with Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer to pull off a real-life surprise. The plan is that when the cameras stop rolling after their on-screen nuptials, romantic Rob will drop to one knee and slip his designer ring on his real-life love as he proposes marriage!”


That is TOO freakin' funny. C'mon, does ANYONE BUY THIS??? I know it's so dumb that it's not worth mentioning but Jeez.. I literally laughed out loud when I read that!
Yeah .. I'm sure they will halt the production so Rob and propose marriage to Kristen.. I feel dumb even writing this as a joke!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Brazil Pics Heat Up The Web

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Brazil Pics Heat Up The Web – Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend Kristen Stewart spent a week together in Brazil filming scenes for the movie Breaking Dawn fourth in the Twilight saga.

Both stars were staying at a hotel in Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, a city where besides working, they lived their own romance.
(Me: Oh please.. "lived their own romance" sounds like a line from a bad lifetime movie)

Something that caught people’s attention is that Pattinson and Stewart were together all the time. Different pictures of the young stars surfaced online this week.
(Me: Oh my God .. they were TOGETHER!? That's soooo weird that they would be together while filming Breaking Dawn starting as Edward and Bella .. whom get married! Together!? How odd!!)


until next time.... :)

Nov 8, 2010

Rob Pattinson: Breaking Dawn - To model or not to model.

Now that Breaking Dawn is in full gear and filming the Internet is on fire with pictures, sightings, etc. It's not coming out for a full year and they are already going at it. I don't know - honestly in my opinion strike when the iron is hot. Making these films back to back is great - but not showing them for the next 2 years.. not so great. But I digress.

So headlines, headlines and more headlines.

Here is a couple:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Living Together While Filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ In Brazil! Things Are Heating Up! Exclusive!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Cause a Stir in Brazil – and Online

Some blurbs from articles:
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan may have waited for marriage to make the big move-in, but it looks like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are not as old fashion as their literary alter-egos. A source staying at the XXXXXX in Rio de Janiero tells HollywoodLife.com, “I found out that the film production made a reservation for 2 rooms connected by a door inside. But just one room is being used, [Kristen & Rob] are staying at the same room the entire time. And ordering service room a LOT. Their room is on the XXXX floor.”
(me: You have GOT to be kidding me? This person reveals where they are staying AND what floor? Does ANYONE see how wrong that is?? Of course, I X'ed it out - but sadly those who want to find it, can. I don't understand the constant scrutiny. People speculating on their personal relationship with each other. Doesn't matter what they do because people will have some $hit to say regardless. 2 ROOMS CONNECTED! Oh my God - call the newspapers. Seriously, it's so time to move on with this.. but will that happen? Nope)

ANOTHER BLURB
The pair, who have been getting conspicuously cozy lately, are in Rio de Janeiro to film scenes for the next Twilight installment, Breaking Dawn, leaving their fans to excitedly document their activities.
(me: Fans do NOT document their activities. That's obnoxious and stalker-ish. Spewing out their private information, like where they are - where they will be - what they are DOING .. is not a fan, it's a weirdo.)

First, photos surfaced of Stewart, 20, and Pattinson, 24, at the airport in New Orleans en route to their destination, followed soon by more images taken by a fellow passenger – and a thrilled reaction from one female fan.
(me: Why is it important to add their ages?)

ANOTHER BLURB:
Closer Look: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Hot and Heavy Brazilian Makeout!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart filmed Breaking Dawn late into the night in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday. We took one look at their hot makeout scene and affectionate moments and watched their sweet chemistry between takes, but we couldn't resist bringing you a closer look at their hot evening.
(me: First of all - every headline I read acts as if they are making out like they are in some kind of a porno film. Every picture I've seen looks like 2 people kissing. They aren't throwing each other down and sticking their tongues out like dragons.. so lets just chill out a bit. And I think this line is creepy "We took one look at their hot makeout scene and affectionate moments and watched their sweet chemistry between takes" - to me that sounds like voyeurism. I just get the heebie jeebies reading that.)


Fashion News: Robert Pattinson Says No To Burberry

No Burberry For Robert: Robert Pattinson apparently declined a £1 million offer to be the new face of Burberry. When asked why he was denying the offer, Pattinson replied “I’m an actor, not a model.”
(me: Is it just me or do they seem to be putting a negative spin on it? Just because he says he's an actor not a model.. could be just me)

I could write more - but when I tell you that I have only seen TONS of headlines that speak of them "locking lips" or "heavy makeout scene" or "passionately kissing" - I'm not exaggerating.. that's all people are writing about. Nothing else to report on. Just tons of headlines like that along with tons of (obviously a hidden camera) pictures of them on set. Same thing over and over again... So as tacky as it is, I guess I should be grateful that there hasn't been anything worse written about him.. (of course I say that with hesitation because before too long I'm sure the rumors of his hygiene or whatever other dirt they can make up will be out there soon)

Nov 4, 2010

Rob Pattinson: life before - lovey dovey?

Hello people!

Oh so fun deciphering all the poo-poo articles while they are filming Breaking Dawn. There are so many to choose from.. yet I don't write everyday because a lot of it is repeating the same'ole crap over and over again.

So, as I usually do, I went through a bunch and found the most "interesting" for a lack of a better word.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Go On Lovey Dovey Drinks & Movie Date Night In Baton Rouge! EXCLUSIVE DETAILS!

First of all, don't ever use words like Lovey Dovey - credibility out the window. Yet, look what I'm talking about.. hahaha... I forgot, they have no credibility.

Blurb from article:
We’re told by all our Baton Rouge sources that Rob and Kristen are getting very cozy while filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ and going on romantic dates!

Could Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get any cuter? The couple, who are in Baton Rouge, La., filming the fourth installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn, aren’t hiding their love one bit! A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Rob and Kristen went to XXXXXXXXXXXX in trendy XXXXXXXXX and even both got raspberry-flavored drinks!
(Yes I "X'ed" out where they were as always. Can I just say ... "even both got raspberry drinks!" - OOoooohh God! They both got the same flavor! It's kismet! They are sealing their love with raspberries! I wonder which raspberry they mean?
This one

or this
hehehe)

“They seemed to be really in love,” says our source. “They each ordered a drink — Rob had a Raspberry Lemon Drop and Kristen had a [virgin] Raspberry Mojito.”
(I can see how the source would see true love while they ordered drinks! Makes perfect sense)

Ack onward!

Anyone else sick of seeing headlines like this?:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Get Their Own ‘Breaking Dawn’ Baton Rouge Love Nest!

FREAKIN' LOVE NEST!? Seriously - ENOUGH WITH THAT CRAP! It's not a love nest, if they are sharing anything it's called an APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!

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Headline:
Why Rob Pattinson Misses Life Before 'Twilight': Vampire Hunk Needs New Clothes

Wonder why he misses life before Twilight? Could it be the endless barrage of people, paparazzi etc., following him and sticking cameras 2 inches from his face?

Blurb:
“I can’t really go into second hand stores to get new clothes anymore,” Pattinson said of his former love for vintage gear. “So I end up wearing the same thing every day.” According to MTV UK, the ‘Twilight’ heartthrob blames the photographers who hound his every step for his wardrobe troubles. “I wish I could shop in vintage stores the whole time. But because a lot of paparazzi follow me around, it can be difficult.”

That just is really sad. The poor guy can't go buy a shirt without being followed. I take it this will be a very long 6 months of spying, speculation, and spewing venom about the 2... haha venom, I made a funny!