Jan 12, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Tying the NOT! Photoshop fantasy!

So funny!

Okee dokee - so here we are with these recycled headlines:

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged again...

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged?

Yet on the flip side we have these headlines:

Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Over?

Entertainment News:Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Break Up

So which is it? Riveting news...

Ok blurb about the engagement:
According to a new report from Aussie magazine Fabulous, the couple got engaged after their argument about Kristen spending too much time with actor Garrett Hedlund.

Pattinson reportedly gave Stewart an “ultimatum” to prove she’s committed to him.

“But don’t expect a big announcement any time soon!” a source said.

“They’re planning to keep things under wraps for a while.

“The whole engagement was a very spur-of-the moment thing. Rob didn’t even have time to buy Kristen a ring.”

Wow, interesting huh?

Soooo they got engaged secretly, of course he didn't have time to buy a ring and they aren't going to announce it anytime soon.

So basically, this magazine is saying that nothing is going to change and that will prove(?) that something actually happened? Oy.. my head. According to an Aussie magazine Rob gave Kristen and ultimatum?? Do they have Australian reporters bunking out in Baton Rouge trying to find out the juice? C'mon people. My gut tells me that this report is not only false - but could be a spoof cuz it sounds so silly.

You know, I wonder if some of these "journalists" get paid for writing this? I mean reporters get paid well I suppose - but these writers are definitely in the wrong business. They need to be writing romance novels or... FICTION. I don't understand how they keep their jobs when their stories are continually proven to be .. big fat lies!)

NEXT

Now you have headlines like this:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart spotted partying

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart party with 'Breaking Dawn'cast

Blurb:
The cast of the final “Twilight” film all got their dancing shoes on last weekend for a showbiz party.

According to HollywoodLife the cast of vampires and werewolves joined forces off screen over the weekend in what they are calling “a crazy fun Saturday night!”

The Volturi and Cullens were shooting their promotional posters that same day and it seemed to have doubled as a farewell bash, since most of the Volturi scenes have been shot and stars such as Dakota Fanning will be leaving.

Here is what some of the stars tweeted…

Peter Facinelli (Dr Carlisle Cullen): ”Photo shoot today for BD … maybe I can put a request to be Mr. November Vampire in the calendar. That’s my bday month.”

Andrea Gabriel (Kebi): “Crazy fun Saturday night. Crazy brutal Sunday morning (um, afternoon)… These vampires sure can party.

Cameron Bright (Alec): “Yesterday was Volturi photo shoot and press day. Not sure when the interviews for media will be aired so stay tune.”

Daniel Cudmore (Felix): “I was a dancing machine last night!”

Nothing ominous or out of control as the headlines would make you think. Sounds like they had a really good time because part of the cast is leaving and literally wrapping up their parts permanently since this is the last part of the Twilight Saga.

Yet the picture they use with the headline is this:


Now those of you that read my ramblings know that I always "X" out personal information regarding their location and things of that nature. If someone takes a sneaky picture of them - I won't repost it. But this picture above is CLEARLY fake. I think that's one of the dangers of photoshop. Photoshop can be a wonderful tool but it can also do things like you see above. It's not a real picture. Well, it's a real picture but with Rob and Kristen's head popped on to someone elses bod!

So you have a headline that talks about the cast partying and then put a picture of "Kristen & Rob" in bed together. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

More fictional ramblings from the jacka$$ 'journalists.'


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