Aug 19, 2011

Robert Pattinson losing roles and a bad influence!

Very interesting ...

Headline:
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Continues To Lose Movie Roles

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Article:
It seems that Robert Pattinson was in the running for the lead in a biopic about cult music legend Jeff Buckley. Luckily for us fans, Reeve Carney (yeah this kid is a real actor) has been cast as the lead in the upcoming biopic. For those of you unfamiliar with Jeff Buckley, Jeff Buckley was the greatest musician that never was.
For those of you unfamiliar with Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson is a talentless hack that couldn’t act like he was blind in the dark. So as the set of Twilight Breaking Dawn II goes dark, it becomes more apparent that this moron will not be working very long.
I hope the The Holy Trinity of Suck (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and the shirtless Taylor Lautner) bank their payday on this last movie. With the exception of mall openings and Kristen Stewart swinging on poles these hacks will never see another dime.
The Holy Trinity of Suck might get a few more direct-to-dvd roles and a few failed sitcoms. Eventually a sex tape or nude pictures will be released …I mean leaked …as a final desperate plea for attention. Kristen Stewart will probably take a quick lap through Showtime After Dark. Definitely nude and still talentless before slipping into obscurity or XXX porn.
So let’s get Twilight Breaking Dawn II released now. The sooner it gets released, the sooner we get to see Kristen Stewart naked on Showtime After Dark. And as far as Robert Pattinson goes, Rob I will tell you in advance to save time…yes I would like to supersize that extra value meal. Could you deliver that to my trailer?

My my my does this guy have some anger issues?  I'd say I'm speechless - but you all know I'm never speechless.  This has to be a spoof, right? No one has this much bile to puke up at someone.  I mean, this guy has got to be joking because if not.. then wow is he jealous of Rob and Kristen's success.  It's very common when someone skyrockets to stardom for others to say "it's a fluke" or "s/he really has no talent," that way it makes themselves feel better for no succeeding. 
I'm a struggling actor myself, but I'm thrilled for both of them.  Whether or not I think they are fabulous actors has nothing to do with it. But, as a fellow actor and human being.. it isn't good karma to say $hit like that. 
Clearly this man has some .... shall we say ISSUES!




Maybe he needs someone needs to give him a hug.. 
As for Kristen and Rob's career... I think they will be just fine.

NEXT

Headline
'Twilight' News: Do Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Inspire Vampire Crimes?

Blurb:
It would seem so when one considers arrests such as that of 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley, who is currently awaiting a psychiatric evaluation while in a Galveston, Texas, jail. Bensley was charged with burglary after he allegedly broke into a woman's house and tried to suck her blood.
Apparently he didn't take any notes from Robert Pattinson, who didn't break into any houses to terrorize unsuspecting people in any of the Twilight movies. Perhaps he obtained all of his tips from Bill and Eric from True Blood. Oh wait... they cannot enter houses without being invited. Clearly Bensley makes a very poor vampire.

Umm... uh huh.  So, now Rob and Kristen are being blamed for some insane dude trying to suck on some woman's neck?  Really??  I see.. so I guess we should all be worried that the actors from the Smurfs will start influencing people to go out and paint themselves blue?  And that people will start thinking they can fly and leap off of their houses because .. well.. Superman can fly! 
Give me a break folks. Vampire movies have been around for a long time. 

See? This is a very ooooolllldddd movie.  I think this is when we politely say
Seriously?? Oy..

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