This is so funny! I can't TELL you how many headlines I saw like this one:
Pattinson plans clothing line
Ok, if you've listened to any interviews with Rob Pattinson you'd know that the last thing he seems to care about is fashion. He isn't like a Kardashian, and this is just by mere observation. He dresses casual, but doesn't seem to care about it whatsoever. So anyone that believes this article was true and not just being funny.. is a looney!
So the article lures you in then BAM you read this:
"Rob and I were talking about doing clothing lines, and he found out I was doing one and was like 'I should do one'. He wants to do one -- he's always so hipster," usmagazine.com quoted Lutz as saying.
Lutz added that he and Pattinson named called the line "Rags by Rob", which is fitting since Pattinson's own style could be described more or less as disheveled, with monotone V-neck T-shirts, worn-in jeans, and flannel button-down shirts being his wardrobe staples, and unwashed hair to boot.
See? Just tongue and cheek.. but let me tell you I saw more than 10 headlines about Rob starting a clothing line.
Robert Pattinson &; Kristen Stewart Party Separately This Weekend, Proving They Can Be In Love & Independent!
This cracked me up. Article:
They were each out partying at private club Soho House on different sides of the world — Kristen in London and Rob in L.A.! Find out all of the details!
(Me= first of all - there IS no details - just someone saying that they were at these specific clubs)
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were both spotted partying separately this weekend — with K-Stew drinking at Soho House London on August 12 and Rob hanging out at Soho House Los Angeles on August 13! But while some could read into their separation as a rift in their relationship, we think the Breaking Dawn sweeties just know how to be by themselves and remain in love!
(Me= or they are adults and know what it's like to be in the business. It's part of show business.. it's actually part of lots of different couples. Lots of couples spend time apart due to work commitments. They aren't in the minority)
It makes sense they would be separated, with K-Stew, 21, working hard on Snow White And The Huntsman and Rob, 25, gearing up for work on The Unbound Captives. We’re so happy they’ve found a balance between love and their red-hot careers!
Ugh. Next week there will be articles of how Rob was "spotted" in London.
(The source, shhh)