Jan 28, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Normal food - Wild night? - Razzies

Oh the silliness of it all.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Get The Worst Actor and Actress Nomination

Is anyone surprised that Eclipse got so many nods for Razzies? I'm not. Whatever is extremely popular - especially with a younger crowd, gets $hit on. God forbid a movie is made without extreme suffering, or super artsy. Not that I have anything against either one, but give me a break. Eclipse and the Twilight Saga is so big that it's pi$$ing people off. That's the bottom line.
Ok so we all know the frenzy around this series. I personally like it the series. Doesn't mean anyone else has to or doesn't mean anything really. But worst actor nods? Really? If that doesn't scream 'sour grapes' I don't know what does.

I looked at a list of movies that came out last year. More than I expected - but please tell me why a movie called BITCH SLAP isn't among the nominees?

Need we remind this ridiculous organization that Sandra Bullock who won a Razzie for worst actress - went on a month later to win the Oscar for Best Actress..

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Wild Night Out with Boys?

hrmm...

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson had a boys night out this week in Baton Rouge! Robert Pattinson, along with some of the boys of Breaking Dawn had a wild night out on Tuesday. Rob, along with Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Jamie Campbell-Bower and Michael Sheen hit the hot spots of Baton Rouge for some fun.

The Twilight Saga men went to XXXXXX for sushi and a few shots. The Los Angeles Times Ministry of Gossip reports that some Twilight fans sent over shots for the hardworking movie vampires.

Dinner and drinks.. yup that certainly is a wild night!
(fyi - remember I always 'X' out places they have been - don't want to help the madness.)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson has sushi with the boys (but he really wants salad)

Now THAT'S a headline if I've ever seen one!

Blurb:
While that highbrow snacking is more like Hollywood, Rob has been sampling to local fare as well. Recently stopping by a deli chain called XXXXXXXX, the actor caused hysteria with the female staff, according to People.

So what did he order -- a juicy po' boy or some cajun delight?

"He ordered a house salad," a staffer told the Ministry. "It wasn't that exciting."

That's funny. I often wonder what people expect. He ordered a ... SALAD! You mean he eats foods that (dare I say) WE EAT??
I think that people may expect him to waltz up to a counter and say "Yes, I'll have a small animal fully alive, you know juicy.. I'm a vegetarian you know."
Sorry to disappoint - but yup he eats salads, sorry it's not more exciting!

FYI - THIS...


Fake.. not real. Just in case you were wondering.

Jan 22, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Bedding Rob? - The offspring - Kristen vs. Keira

Oh the headlines - they keep me in business.. (well business is the wrong word, but you get the drift)

How will they sustain this hype when Breaking Dawn is done filming? Should be interesting to find out. But for now - the headlines never stop.

This isn't the first time I've mentioned this but I must again..
This headline irks me:

Take A Look At Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's Daughter

Sooo misleading. Although I think everyone knows that they are referring to the actress portraying EDWARD AND BELLA'S daughter.. but still, it bothers me that they are trying to get readers all in an uproar by misleading the readers. Seriously, I just want to dope slap someone for writing such crap-o-la.

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Ok guys, now this is TOO funny! Check this headline out:

Robert Pattinson is lying in your bed - what's your biggest fear?
Imagine for a moment that you've got Twilight's Robert Pattinson in your bed. What are you worried about?

Where to being with this rather stalkerish and weird headline. The fact that an article is written about this just makes me laugh. It's not news, nor information or even a skewed portion of the truth. Just a random article about Rob being in 'your' bed. If this doesn't make young girls scream and fantasize - nothin will.

Blurb:

TAKE yourself off to a faraway land where Twilight star Robert Pattinson has flown through your window (in true Edward Cullen style) and landed on your bed.
(Me: What??)

Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson is sitting on your duvet and staring dreamily into your eyes (keep with us!) - just like he is doing to Kristen Stewart in this famous movie still. But what is your biggest fear?
(Me: That I've gone over the edge and I need to be in a loony bin)

According to a new survey, it's not stripping off in front of RPattz *insert man of your dreams* or getting completely naked that scares us most - it's actually something that follows the next day.
Because British girls are more petrified of having 'morning-breath' than anything else, says toothpaste brand BioRepair.
(Me: Ah the truth.. so it was a study or survey done about what's a girls biggest fear the next morning.. not the next morning with Rob!)

So looks like we'll be clamping our mouths firmly shut next time RPattz stumbles into our bedroom then?!
(Me: Yeah, sure.. the next time Rob flies through my window and lands in my bed.. I'll make sure to have breath spray.. oy)

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And the scandal begins! Supposedly Rob and Keira Knightly will be in a new movie together and she will play his love interest.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart: Should Kristen Worry About Keira Knightley?

Surprised? Nope. First their was Emilie, then Reese.. now Keira.

Blurb:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are together 24/7 while filming Breaking Dawn, but after the movie wraps, Robert is set to star in Cosmopolis. In the film, actress Keira Knightley will be playing his wife. Will she have better chemistry with Robert Pattinson than Kristen Stewart? Should Kristen be worried?

Keira Knightley recently split with longtime boyfriend, Rupert Friend, so she’s definitely back on the market. Will there be an instant attraction between Keira and Robert Pattinson? Or is he way too enamored with Kristen Stewart to even notice Knightley?

Dear God.
Well I guess the common practise is.. if their is no story - MAKE ONE UP!

Let's get this movie off the ground before we start making up trashy titles and speculations.. no?

Also, I wonder why there was no speculation about Rob hooking up with Javier Beltrán, the man who played opposite him in Little Ashes? He played Rob's love interest too? Equality here folks!

Jan 17, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Ginger Globes - Breakin' Dawn pics

I wasn't going to comment on the Golden Globes because sooooo many folks are.. BUT alas, some stupidity comes out so I am forced to comment.

This headline cracked me up:

Rob Pattinson: Ginger Spice!

People seem to be wigging out because Rob's hair is red'ISH.
I assure you people he doesn't look like Carrot Top (and for those of you that don't know comedian Carrot Top - this is his picture below)


(a tad strange looking man, but I'm referring to the color of his hair)
Apparently Rob is having to change his hair color for Breaking Dawn and Water for Elephants. Not unusual for an actor to change appearance for a role. So relax, he's not turning into a redhead.
(Ginger spice..)

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Headline:
Golden Globes 2011: Robert Pattinson Upstaged By Ricky Gervais

Blurb:
WHEN we heard Robert Pattinson was presenting an award at the Golden Globes 2011, i.e. in speaking, moving, real-life form, we knew it would be our highlight of the awards ceremony.
(Me: What does that exactly mean? What is he usually doing in movies and interviews? He's not speaking or he's not in 'real-life' form? Strange.. he always looked like he was alive and speaking from his own mouth to me... beats me?)

Yet we didn't quite expect Robert Pattinson's appearance at the Golden Globes 2011 to be upstaged by host Ricky Gervais.

Rob, who was looking very nervous at delivering his lines, was introduced by Ricky, who quipped: "Our next presenters are young and thin, with hair and teeth... they're lovely to look at.

"Which is just as well, because they're presenting the award for best foreign language film. A category that no one in America cares about."

The poor Water For Elephants hunk then had to walk on stage with Olivia and present the award - and was so flustered by Ricky's embarrassing intro that he fluffed his lines slightly, pronouncing the film's title incorrectly.
(Me: Ricky Gervais wasn't upstaging Rob at all, he was doing what he did to everyone else he introduced. That was Ricky's "shtick" so to speak. No one was immune to his 'introductions.' So because Rob flubbed the title a bit - we need to search for a reason for it? It wasn't a big deal at all. I didn't even notice it until he started laughing. But so what? There were other flubs as well. It's live T.V. and my assumption .. quite nerve wracking. Trust me, I'm not defending Ricky's shtick - but it is what it is.)

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Ok .. the next big thing was the newly released picture of Edward and Bella in bed. Oh boy is this getting blown out of proportion.

Statements like "Kristen is naked!" etc..
Let me clear this up. Is she naked? NO. Is it 'implied' that she is? Yes. OBVIOUSLY. They just got married and they are on their honeymoon.. what do you think they would be doing? Playing scrabble?

This is the released picture:

The only reason I'm showing it-is because it was actually released. It is a really lovely shot. I don't think they should have released it only because it's a bit of a spoiler but that's just my opinion.

Anyway - the same headline that I put above ALSO had this picture under the headline:

Are you kidding me?? This is so obviously photoshopped. Their heads don't even look natural. Rob looks like they glued his head on out of scale with the rest of his body! Plus, I'm not an expert of Rob's body - but did he have hair on his chest in New Moon?
That's not even the point - this picture is just .. well...

Jan 12, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Tying the NOT! Photoshop fantasy!

So funny!

Okee dokee - so here we are with these recycled headlines:

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged again...

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged?

Yet on the flip side we have these headlines:

Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Over?

Entertainment News:Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Break Up

So which is it? Riveting news...

Ok blurb about the engagement:
According to a new report from Aussie magazine Fabulous, the couple got engaged after their argument about Kristen spending too much time with actor Garrett Hedlund.

Pattinson reportedly gave Stewart an “ultimatum” to prove she’s committed to him.

“But don’t expect a big announcement any time soon!” a source said.

“They’re planning to keep things under wraps for a while.

“The whole engagement was a very spur-of-the moment thing. Rob didn’t even have time to buy Kristen a ring.”

Wow, interesting huh?

Soooo they got engaged secretly, of course he didn't have time to buy a ring and they aren't going to announce it anytime soon.

So basically, this magazine is saying that nothing is going to change and that will prove(?) that something actually happened? Oy.. my head. According to an Aussie magazine Rob gave Kristen and ultimatum?? Do they have Australian reporters bunking out in Baton Rouge trying to find out the juice? C'mon people. My gut tells me that this report is not only false - but could be a spoof cuz it sounds so silly.

You know, I wonder if some of these "journalists" get paid for writing this? I mean reporters get paid well I suppose - but these writers are definitely in the wrong business. They need to be writing romance novels or... FICTION. I don't understand how they keep their jobs when their stories are continually proven to be .. big fat lies!)

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Now you have headlines like this:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart spotted partying

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart party with 'Breaking Dawn'cast

Blurb:
The cast of the final “Twilight” film all got their dancing shoes on last weekend for a showbiz party.

According to HollywoodLife the cast of vampires and werewolves joined forces off screen over the weekend in what they are calling “a crazy fun Saturday night!”

The Volturi and Cullens were shooting their promotional posters that same day and it seemed to have doubled as a farewell bash, since most of the Volturi scenes have been shot and stars such as Dakota Fanning will be leaving.

Here is what some of the stars tweeted…

Peter Facinelli (Dr Carlisle Cullen): ”Photo shoot today for BD … maybe I can put a request to be Mr. November Vampire in the calendar. That’s my bday month.”

Andrea Gabriel (Kebi): “Crazy fun Saturday night. Crazy brutal Sunday morning (um, afternoon)… These vampires sure can party.

Cameron Bright (Alec): “Yesterday was Volturi photo shoot and press day. Not sure when the interviews for media will be aired so stay tune.”

Daniel Cudmore (Felix): “I was a dancing machine last night!”

Nothing ominous or out of control as the headlines would make you think. Sounds like they had a really good time because part of the cast is leaving and literally wrapping up their parts permanently since this is the last part of the Twilight Saga.

Yet the picture they use with the headline is this:


Now those of you that read my ramblings know that I always "X" out personal information regarding their location and things of that nature. If someone takes a sneaky picture of them - I won't repost it. But this picture above is CLEARLY fake. I think that's one of the dangers of photoshop. Photoshop can be a wonderful tool but it can also do things like you see above. It's not a real picture. Well, it's a real picture but with Rob and Kristen's head popped on to someone elses bod!

So you have a headline that talks about the cast partying and then put a picture of "Kristen & Rob" in bed together. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

More fictional ramblings from the jacka$$ 'journalists.'


Jan 8, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Body Language - Daddy - Jealous

We now have body language experts analyzing their moves? Say it isn't so! Stupid but true.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have an awkward moment

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had an awkward moment at the People's Choice Awards the other night. When they received their award for ‘Favorite Movie of The Year' Rob Pattinson tried to hold Kristen Stewart's hand but she denied him the chance. Does this mean anything at all? according to a body language expert it does.

According to Beverly Hills body language expert Dr. Lillian Glass Kristen Stewart is completely uncomfortable with her relationship with Robert Pattinson being so public and she “likes to keep her relationship with Rob a mystery."
(Me: Maybe she just wants some privacy in her PRIVATE LIFE! Could that be it? I didn't all of the people's choice awards but maybe he was reaching out to make sure she didn't fall in those insanely high heels! (looked good but I'd fall on me arse) But even if she did pull her hand away, I would assume it's just to avoid more insanity surrounding them. I'd say she just wants a little peace. But what do I know? But a body language expert? A wee little over the top, no?)

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Embraces Being Mom And Robert Pattinson’s Wife

Once again, need I say, she's not Rob Pattinson's wife... Bella is Edward's wife. Embraced being a Mom & wife? She's an actress playing that role. I'm not sure I'd use the word 'embrace,' seems odd. But I'm an actress (as I've mentioned before) for over 20 years (haven't reached their level of stardom but who knows maybe someone hehe but I digress) when I'm playing a role, whatever role that is, I dive in with both feet. A feel the part and envelop myself in the character. That's what you do when you are acting. But again, it's acting.

Blurb:
Kristen Stewart is busy filming Breaking Dawn in Louisiana, and supposedly she has immersed herself in the role of playing wife to Robert Pattinson and a mother to their daughter! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s Breaking Dawn characters, Edward and Bella, finally get married in Breaking Dawn, and Bella gives birth to a half-human, half-vampire baby, Renesmee.
Watching Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart as parents on-screen will definitely have everyone talking about whether they will take the same road in real life as well.
Do you think they will make good parents?

(Me: It will? Watching them in Breaking Dawn will make us wonder if they will be good parents? Why? So I suppose if I watch Tron: Legacy I should wonder about their potential life living in a video game? Um.. nope. Rob has also played a Vet, a odd guy trying to figure out who he is.. Kristen has played a stripper, Joan Jett and a bunch of other things.. just sayin' - they are all roles.
Unless of course we notice Rob and Kristen's eyes change color and notice whenever they are around small animals are missing.. I don't see the similarities.)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Jealous Of Garrett Hedlund

Ah so we are now back to circulating rumors of jealousy again. This time it's Rob. I'll show you a blurb of this article but this person is clearly not a Rob Pattinson fan.

Blurb:
It’s no secret that Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund are friends, they’ve filmed a movie together. But it obviously has Robert Pattinson’s panties in a bunch because rumors are flurrying around saying that he’s jealous of Garrett!

Yes, I can see why he would be jealous. Garrett is hot and doesn’t resemble a foot. True story.

If it’s not obvious now, I am on Team Garrett. After he and Kristen spent Christmas together, Rob was upset and whiny like a little girl. A source said, “They both agreed on spending the holiday apart, but would ring in the New Year together. But on Christmas Eve, Kristen hit the town with Garrett, and when Rob heard about it he got really jealous. She knows that Rob is jealous and to mean anything by it. Garrett is her friend and he happened to be around. She was apologetic to Rob, but that didn’t satisfy his jealousy. After the hang up, Rob called on some friends and went out hitting the pubs in London. Kristen tried to call Rob on his cell but he wouldn’t pick up.”

(Me: How on earth would this person know this much? Seriously? "Whiny like a little girl," give me a break. Unless this person was hanging out with Rob and WITNESSED this all first hand.. I believe that this is yet another spinning the web of bull$hit. If in fact they have been together as long as everyone speculates.. don't you think that he'd have a bit of trust in her? And be fine with her going out with friends.. even if they are men? Little point of interest people: Just because a woman is hanging out with a member of the opposite sex .. doesn't mean they are HAVING SEX. "No!" you say.. it's true, I know first hand. I have men friends that I DON'T have sex with.. see proof )

Jan 3, 2011

Robert Pattinson: NYE

Did everyone have a good new years ? Hope so !

Well, I imagine if you've been living the last few days under a rock you don't know about the big news that's all over the internet. Rob and Kristen spent time together on the Isle of Wight.

Here are a few of the headlines:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart bothered by fans on New Year's

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart bring in new year at small pub in Isle of Wight

New Details On Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart’s New Year’s Eve — Police Were Called!

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart’s boring new year celebrations

Ahhhh the media. So they are trying to spend New Year's Eve with friends - and inevitably someone must approach them. I don't begrudge them that, it's not something that I would ever do but as celebrities I understand that some of that goes with the territory. The part that annoys me the most is the people 'tweeting' where Kristen and Rob were, and what they were eating and taking sneaky pictures of them. Yes, I saw the one that they took with the fan and they looked fine and not 'annoyed' as some tabloids are claiming they looked.

But there is articles like these blurbs:

Rob and Kristen were reliving their romantic trip from last New Years Eve, which they also spent on the Isle of Wight. Along with 20 of their friends, Rob and Kristen had dinner Dec. 31 at the XXXXXXXXX –and they loved the restaurant so much, they went back Jan. 1 and ate XXXXXXXXX.
(Me: yes, the X'ing is me - I won't perpetuate the private info. But from what I've read they were there last year too, so why oh why is this story still circulating. Are people going to get sick of talking about it? ... I guess not, people are still talking about Jen and Brad and Angelina and that was AGES ago...)

"They seemed like a really sweet, down to earth couple with no airs or graces. There was a live band playing and were bopping along to the music and enjoying themselves."
(Me: While I think this is a nice statement; I don't understand it. I mean what do people expect them to see? Kristen and Rob sitting on thrones with people flocking to their every need? They are just 2 people - like any of us. They eat, sleep, dress.. you know what I mean.. just like the rest of us)

Rob and Kristen obliged a few fans, with Rob even signing a couple of autographs, but according to an onlooker, both got a tad pissed—and we don't just mean drunk (ahem, Rob).
(Me: Obnoxious - both 'got a tad pissed?' What do you expect. This has been going on for years now. Literally - YEARS. Constant speculation, pictures, invasion of private space, constant accusations.. Yeah, I'd be a little more that pi$$ed!)

I'm only writing about this story today - because well this was really the only story about them everywhere. I guess I should be grateful there isn't a story about them being pregnant and that somehow it's a real vampire baby...