Feb 27, 2011

Rob Pattinson - Puppy Love - Vancouver - Drunker than drunk

Hello everyone

Hasn't been much going on in the Rob Pattinson news arena. Well I guess I should say nothing that hasn't been talked about over and over again. And I don't want to continually babble on about the same BS that the mag rags are talking about.

Alas there is some new chatter going on that I must talk about.

Headlines a blaze like this one:
Rob Pattinson Adopted A Puppy Because He's Lonely!

Blurb from article:
Awwww!
(Me: gag)
Robert Pattinson has revealed that he has adopted a dog to keep him company when he films in remote locations.

The actor admitted that his friends refuse to visit him whenever he stays in a small town.

"I know it's sad. A lot of actors have a bunch of people who kind of just go up and stay with them for like two months, like an entourage. But my friends, their egos are too big.

"They'd be like, 'I'm not part of your entourage. I'll stay in a free hotel for a bit if it's in New York or Los Angeles but I'm not going to come out to some random town in the sticks.'

"That's kind of why I adopted the puppy. It's from a shelter and he was going to be put down. I only got him two or three days ago."

As of now the pooch is nameless. "I'm going to call him Robert" he joked.

His hotness explained that the puppy was "freaked out" because he went on a private plane the day after he came out of a shelter.
Robbie said:

"He's been freaked out. It's funny. I got a private plane here from Louisiana, where I was filming Twilight, so he came out of the shelter and the next day he's on a private plane. A bit like Lady and the Tramp."

Either way, we are sure the two of you will be very happy together!

Ok mark my words.. there will be some crap the someone writes about how his friends are dissing small American towns and how somehow that's Rob must hate small American towns too. Blah blah blah.. when in reality, we already know he's had a dog in the past - so obviously he likes dogs. He saved a dog from a shelter, that's wonderful. I just know this is going to be twisted around somehow. Vee shall see!
(I'm a huge dog lover, I have 2 dogs now and if I was on the road all the time - I'd need to have them with me too.)

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They arrived in Vancouver. And once again people are spouting off place they like to go - or have gone before when they filmed there. People.. people.. people.. I feel like I'm talking to a toddler when referring to these idiots who keep spewing the places that they 'may' go, you know what I mean?
Like sitting them down and saying "bad rag mags bad.. you need a freakin' time out!"

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And I stumble across this headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Drunk (Photos)

Blurb from the article:
New private pictures have surfaced of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, along with their pal Tom Sturridge and two of Rob’s handlers.

The photos were reportedly taken sometime in March 2010, while the couple was in NYC.

No I'm not going to show the photos - because they were clearly not taken for public view. But let me ASSURE you - all it looks likes is friends smiling and having a good time. No one is falling down, or puking or looking spaced out or making out with monkeys.

But yet because there is a glass of wine in the picture we must declare 'THEY ARE DRUNK!!" AND.. the stupid photos were from a year ago. FYI - that's not current news people.

Feb 19, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Oscar night - Delish dishes? - Married!

Hello all!

Yes, once again I'm apologizing for not updating sooner. I was cast in an indie film (yipee!) and had to film so I was crazed this week.

Onward to the rag mags !

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Attending Oscars without Kristen?

OH NO! IT CAN'T BE!! HOW CAN THEY DO SOMETHING SANS EACH OTHER!!
Gimme a break will ya?

Blurb from article:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won’t be going as a sweet pair to one of the biggest events of the year, the Oscars! According to reports, the previous plan of the coupe was to attend it together; but now, there seems to be a change of plans. Kristen has a lot of work piled up and cannot make it to the Oscars. Oh no!

Dear God people, you don't see these 2 together enough? And let us not start with the rumors such as "Trouble in Paradise?" - "Are they breaking up!?" just because they aren't going to the awards ceremony together. Once again, that's even assuming they are a couple!

OH MY GOD WAIT! How funny - as I'm writing this and going through my articles to make my comments about I find this!!

Blurb from another article:
Robert Pattinson will attend the Oscars without his leading lady Kristen Stewart. Rob’s Twilight Saga co-star and real life girlfriend Kristen Stewart is too busy with a hectic shooting schedule to attend the Academy Awards. But Pattinson is going alone to another big event, and it makes me wonder if the rumors about the celebrity couple not getting along have some truth to them.

Ha ha! I was right :).. not that it's a big surprise I just find it funny that I said that then I found the proof I was right haha.


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Headline:
Could Robert Pattinson Marriage Rumors Really Be True?

I know, I know .. can you believe it? It's just so funny that they keep recycling these.

Blurb from article:
There won't just be one royal wedding in 2011 -- there will be two. The Daily Star reports that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning a California ceremony for this summer. I'm not taking the news that well, either.

But if this rumor turns out to be factual, and they are in fact getting married, watch out Napa Valley, we Twihards are about to storm your hills.

The pair has reportedly consulted a wedding planner and want a hippie vibe for their Napa nuptials. Nothing too fancy, something earthy and simple. Boring! These two are so rich ... they shouldn't be shy to drop some cash on this shindig. Well, I guess they'll have to pay a pretty penny for security so that you and I can't storm the altar.

So not only does it get made up that they might be getting married - but then they get criticized for how they supposedly want to have it? Because they have a lot of money they are supposed to be spending $15,000 on napkins because .. they can? Oy.. shut the hell up.

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Headline:
Where Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Get Romantic When Filming In Vancouver! Check Out Their Hot Date Night Spots!

Again, spouting off where they are going to be or have gone... Unreal.

Blurb from article:
Rob and Kristen couldn’t get enough of each other on or off the set in Baton Rouge. Now we can tell you all the places they’ll go when ‘Breaking Dawn’ filming moves to British Columbia!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can’t wait to go back to their hot Canadian date night spots! HollywoodLife.com has discovered all the places that Rob, 24, and Kristen, 20, love going when they’re in town to shoot their Twilight flicks! We’ve been telling you that the gorgeous couple are expected to arrive soon in Vancouver, BC Canada, to wrap up Breaking Dawn. Now we can reveal where they’ll be spending their free time chowing down on XXXXXXXXXXX dishes!

Then this stupid article proceeds to LIST all these places where they must have gone before when they were filming there. I am speechless.. well sort of. Come on people - must I say it over and over again how rude, selfish, inappropriate, dangerous .. need I go on.. that it is?? For God sakes, let them have the down time. They don't have a lot of that - so Jeezzuuzzz give them a ba-reak! Obviously if you follow my blog you know that I'd never list where they go - but I even X'ed out the kinds of food just in case people would try to find out via that route. It just isn't cool people, not cool.

Last but not least

blurb from article:
When Kristen Stewart went up on stage to accept her award for best dramatic actress, Rob gazed lovingly at Kristen, while she stumbled through her acceptance speech. She looked uncomfortable with the attention but he was cracking up! Rob and Kristen are so sweet together, I really hope the rumors are not true. Just look at the photo in this post from the PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS. The man adores her.

I think this is so funny. Phrases like "gazed lovingly at Kristen" and "The man adores her." These people SO was Rob and Kristen to be Bella and Edward. Those phrases I would expect to hear on a cheezy soap opera.

Must be nice being a mind reader. I wonder if they would tell me the lottery numbers??

Feb 12, 2011

Rob Pattinson - THEIR LOCATION!? - breakup.. again

Sorry I haven't updated - been getting slammed here on the East Coast and the snow is ridiculously high!

Ok enough wah wah wah..

Yet another INFURIATING article

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Be In Canada On March 14To finish filming 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn'...

Article:
It is thought that the cast and crew are heading up north from Baton Rouge to finish of filming scenes for the final film, Breaking Dawn in the Twilight Saga.

Filming for the movie, which will see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan marry, has already taken place in Brazil.

A source close to the production team spilled the beans to HollywoodLife about where and when Rob and co will be.

"They are wrapping things up in Baton Rouge but are heading up to Canada over the next week and will be filming in many districts. But they will only be shooting in the city of Vancouver on one day … Mar. 14, they’ll be at a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX of the day and then they’ll be filming on XXXXXXXXXXXXX.”

Yes, I X'ed out their location. Can I ask a silly question.. knowing the security problems, the danger it posses for the cast and crew not to mention many screaming young girls... why on EARTH would you publish EXACTLY where they would be? I mean fine they will be in Canada - big place fine.. but they said what street they would be on! Seriously? I don't get it, it seeeeemmss like common sense, yet the dumbness continues. I guess common sense isn't so common!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart headed for splitsville?



Deja vu?? My God how many times do we have to hear this?


Blurb:
The couple, who haven't exactly gone "public" with their off screen romance, have been dodging all kinds of break up rumors since they began dating back in the Twilight days. The two spend a lot of time together, riding bikes, going to dinner, and yes, sometimes they get close... it's what couples do. So why the break up rumors and why now?

Now that the cast is filming The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, it seems opportune for the media to continuously create stories about the two. Part of it has to do with the private (read secretive) behavior of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and another part has to do with the phenomenon that is Twilight. People want as many details as they can get because they just adore Robsten, the books, and the films. People just cannot get enough.

Right people can't get enough - so let's not perpetuate a rumor that is ... A RUMOR! Oy.. you know if you think about it - these magazines/websites have a 50/50 chance of getting it right. Except .. we don't know if they are a COUPLE.

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Headline:
Can Robert Pattinson Actually Have a Vagina Allergy?



Seriously, they are NOT going there again.

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson did a steamy photo shoot with lots of hot, kinda nekkid models for basically gay straight lad-mag Details, in which he told his interviewer that he is "allergic to vagina." Besides being an awesome pullquote, is it true?

Hasn't this been rumored to death. I won't print the whole article because some of it is offense and disgusting. But c'mon people. Let his sarcastic comment go!!
He's not allergic to vagina's. I can say that with certainty. See I HAVE the common sense chip inserted in my head.

Feb 4, 2011

Rob Pattinson: THE ring - Taylor vs. Rob - time out for Rob - $$

Bunches and bunches of articles on Rob wearing a wedding ring!
For example this headline:

Robert Pattinson Wearing A Wedding Ring On The Set Of Breaking Dawn

The PROOF:

Once again, I go back to the same ole stance.. why is this newsworthy? They are filming Breaking Dawn - the movie where Bella and Edward get married.. hence a wedding ring. No huge surprise there, especially since that is a huge part of the movie people.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Fighting Over Kristen Stewart?

Hrmm... smell that?? I do.. it's the sweet scent of misleading headlines!!

Blurb:
Now that the cast of Breaking Dawn are doing the filming for the wedding between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, we’re hearing that some real drama is going down on the set of the vampire movie!

Oh yeah – here’s the picture of Robert Pattinson wearing his wedding ring! Excited?
(Me: See what I mean? Edward & Bella got married - wedding ring to follow)

Now back to the drama!

Reportedly, Taylor Lautner and Rob Pattinson are fighting over Kristen Stewart during filming! Actually, that’s kind of misleading….it’s for the movie! I blame Hollywood Life. But — We are excited for the movie’s fight scenes, aren’t we?!??
(Me: See what I mean.. they say right there - "that's kind of misleading" - but one misleading headline leads to cacophony of headlines and crap. Alas, no surprise here)

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So this is a story going around.

Headline:
Angry woman tells Robert Pattinson off for smoking?

Article:
A mum reportedly told Robert Pattinson off for smoking.

The Twilight actor was apparently having a smoke outside Vancouver’s Glowbal Grill, where he was hanging out with friends.

According to the National Enquirer, the woman, who was with her teenage daughter, had a go at Rob for smoking near the entrance.

According to the site, the woman screamed: “You’re NOT allowed to be smoking here!” before plucking the burning butt from the his lips and putting it out.

She then apparently hissed: “That’s called secondhand smoke. I know my rights. You have to be at least 6 meters away from the entrance, you jerk!”

The woman apparently changed her tune when she realised it was Edward from Twilight, but the 24-year-old Brit actor said: “Don’t apologize. You are absolutely right. I need to stop smoking, for sure.”

OK, first of all .... this is from the National Enquirer so my antennas start buzzing and red flags start waving. The woman supposedly grab the cigarette out of his mouth? Not sure I believe that. I am a non-smoker and I can tell you it drives me nuts to walk thru an entrance of any building etc., when I have to walk thru a fog of stinky smelling smoke BUT I don't think I'd ever rip a butt out of someones mouth. Maybe this story is a bunch of bull but if Rob was smoking to close to the entrance then tsk tsk - move away so you aren't gagging others ;). But again, National Enquirer = bull-O-knee (haha get it?)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Earns Less Than Taylor Lautner


Blurb:
Robert Pattinson earned less than Taylor Lautner, a detail that may be surprising to Team Edward fans as well as to Team Jacob fans.

Of the top 40 earners in Hollywood in 2010, according to the just-out Vanity Fair, the two Twilight foes were ranked number 15 (RPatz) and number 9 (Taylor), earning an estimated $27.5 million and an estimated $33.5 million, respectively.


Are you kidding me?? First of all, who gives a $hit who makes more. That information for most people is private. Second of all, I think that it's insane that actors/athletes etc make that kind of money yet teachers, police officers, fireman etc don't make a fraction of that.. but I digress..
My point is it's tacky for newspapers or online websites or whatever to share what these guys make. If you are making in the millions than it doesn't matter if someone is making more than you because basically you are not worried about how you are going to pay your electric bill. And trust me, I don't think Rob is flaunting it nor Taylor - it's these websites that wants everyone to drool over the money they make and to start trouble because Taylor made more (supposedly).

Know how much money I made for my last indie film? $250.00 :) And I LOVE to act. I did community/semi professional theatre for years and go paid nothing! So when I got $250 bucks I was THRILLED!! :)

Don't get me wrong - I would love to get to pick and choose projects and be in their position right now. I am a damn good actress but like Rob has said - it's all about luck. For me, I'd just like to be in a place to get really good work and good scripts and have someone see my talent -that's why I envy them.. not their money. And even though I'm sure they are happy that they can take care of themselves and their family - the biggest win is getting good scripts and being a working actor.


Sorry!