Mar 23, 2011

Rob Pattinson and his dog, his potty mouth, his feud with Justin the hair Bieber!

So many stories - so many repeats. As my loyal readers know, I'm not going to comment on the same stories over and over again unless something truly goes berserk and then I won't be able to help myself!

But okee dokee these are the stories that are circulating around the Internet.

Let's start off with the potty mouth story, it's actually cute - unless it goes where I THINK it will go.

Headlines:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Pay Fines for Cussing
and
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have potty mouths on Breaking Dawn set?

Blurb from articles:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are cleaning up their act on the Breaking Dawn set. No swearing, or pay a fine. It seems the penalty money goes right to ten-year-old co-star Mackenzie Foy, reports E!Online, and the fines have been flying. Kristen Stewart, no surprise, is the biggest loser. The vampire-daughter wins either way. Her role as Renesmee must be teaching her a whole, expanded vocabulary. “She’s earned a lot of money out of us swearing around her,” Rob says. No word on how much per cuss incident.
(Me: Why is it in surprise that Kristen is the winner? Just a random jab?)

“I do it by accident,” Robert Pattinson says of himself, “and especially Kristen does it by accident because she apologizes with a swear. She’s like ‘Oh s**t, aaugh!’ and she just can’t stop swearing for about fifteen minutes.” Hmm. Trying not to cuss makes her cuss even more? Maybe Rob is on to something, getting KStew to practice up now, in case the two of them ever have children of their own—real, human ones, not half-vampires. Or now, Mackenzie is taking it all in—especially the cash.

Just an FYI, I've been on movie sets, TV sets and in a million plays .. swearing happens. As a matter of fact - I know this may shock you all .. but swearing is NOT isolated to actors! SHOCK - AWE!

But it's true. It goes on in offices, sporting events, pubs/bars, even.... at home!
I know it's hard to hear news like this, but it's true.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Solves Doggate And Reveals New Details About His Puppy!

DOGGATE!?!?

He adopted a dog, which I happen to think is very cool because I'm a dog person. I have 2 myself. But doggate???

Blurb:
Doggate is officially solved. We’ve been hearing rumors about Rob Pattinson’s dog for a few weeks but he is now opening up about his new companion. Rob revealed during an MTV interview that his new dog is named Bear.

Ok HUGE mystery solved! That one is up there with the big ones! JKF murder mystery-Aliens Good thing we got that solved.

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Here are the headlines - let's start there:
Robert Pattinson Calls Justin Bieber A Liar — Read What He Says!
Robert Pattinson: 'I've never met Bieber'
Justin Bieber Is a Liar, Says Robert Pattinson


Just to name a few...

Blurbs from various articles:
“One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, ‘For whatever reason, people love our hair and it’s always a great ice-breaker with girls,’” Justin had told The People. “He is like, ‘Hey my name’s Robert. Want to touch my hair?’ I thought he was joking, but it really works.”

Rob’s response?

“I’ve never met this guy,” Rob said. “I saw that as well. I was like, ‘You’re really famous man — what are you doing?’ You don’t need to use me to make up stories!”

What an accusation from Rob! We don’t know which side to believe — what do you think, HollywoodLifers?

Me thinks me knows where this is going!

Another blurb:
Bieber recently claimed that the two had talked about hair and girls together at a party. According to Hollywood Life, Pattinson said in a recent MTV segment that this statement is not true.

"I've never met this guy," the actor said. "I saw that as well. I was like, 'You're really famous, man - what are you doing? You don't need to use me to make up stories!'"

Ok I don't think I need to post anymore blurbs or quotes. This is ridiculous. This is some story that some jacka$$ made up to stir both camps. Nothing gets more publicity than a good fight, right? Well why not make the fight between the 2 most popular teen heart throbs?! Brilliant marketing - girls will start wearing Team Rob - and others wearing Team Justin! Pit adolescent girls against each other to get some hype going since (maybe in the media's view) gossip has been slow. Maybe I'm wrong.. but let's see if this gets worse!

Mar 16, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Stalking App!? - Fans?! - Imposter!

Yes I know it's been a while - I took a bit of a break from the computer.

There are somethings that I LITERALLY can't believe I'm reading - it's like being on a fake show and this is just the gag-line..

Ok here is this headline:
The Robert Pattinson iPhone App is kind of creepy

Blurb:

The "Where is Robert" app has been available for eight months but there has been very little news about it. That's probably because it's a tool that can help you stalk the Twilight star. Why would you bring attention to such a creepy app?
(Me-um...EXACTLY)

The odds that someone would actually use it to stalk him is probably remote but the opportunity exists. The app boasts this description:

“Over 1000 fan submitted pictures! Where is Robert Pattinson right now? Get location news about Robert and find out with this fan app. Get notifications from other fans when he moves!”


Are you fa-reakin' kidding me? They have an APP that basically stalks Rob???? Does anyone see the sickness? The holy creepiness? The absolutely and totally inappropriateness of this? I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone - how can someone have invented this??

Please someone tell me this is a joke!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Ignore Fans — Are They Being Rude Or Scared?

"Interesting," I think.. "wonder where this is going..."

Blurb:
Reports from the set of the hit film claim the ‘Twilight’ twosome, as well as their costars, ignore fans who were so disappointed after waiting hours to see them!
ShareIt looks like any fans hoping to get a friendly greeting from Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart on the Breaking Dawn set shouldn’t hold their breath — the two ignored and ran pass bystanders March 14! Christine K. from On Location Tours Vancouver tweeted, “I don’t understand the effort Rob and Kristen make to avoid fans & photogs. I get the privacy but do the get who pays their salary? Giveback.” Ouch.
(Me- are you kidding me? Who pays their salary? The movie companies do - you have a choice whether or not you want to go and watch the movie. They have - on many occasions - come out to greet fans and talk to them but seriously give them a break? They don't owe you or anyone else a thing! Yes I think that being in the public eye requires a certain amount of meet & greets etc. But don't you think that they have gotten their share of "invasion of privacy" - give them a break. How amazingly ignorant for Christine K to make such a statement.

The actors were apparently trying to avoid fans so much, they jumped straight from the door of their car into the Orpheum Theatre where they were filming!

Christine went on to say, “Even Tom [Cruise] & Katie [Holmes] who are huge stars at least wave and make eye contact and Rob and Kristen run and hide like the fans are horrifying.” What’s the deal?

Hrmm.. me thinks Christine needs to get a grip.

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Headline:
Fake Robert Pattinson Wears Diaper, Tries To Enter Real Robert Pattinson’s Hotel

Umm.. what?

Blurb:
What people will do for attention. In the WTF news of the day, a bad Robert Pattinson impersonator (look at the hair under the hoodie) walked into the real Robert Pattinson’s hotel yesterday (March 14) wearing a diaper and no pants. He was quickly kicked out.




Mar 15, 2011

Update soon

Will have an update this week - sorry for the lateness!

Mar 5, 2011

Rob Pattinson's menus ~ smokeless nights & more

I read and I read and giggle to myself because I find headlines like this:

Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: What They Nibble On In Their Hotel!

Really? What they nibble on? I wonder if they have nothing to write so they go in search of anything that may have a connection to Rob and Kristen. They think.. "what do we write.. there is nothing going on .. what are they doing?? I know I know.. THEY EAT!! WE CAN WRITE ABOUT WHAT THEY EAT!?"

I have no further comments except to verify that yes they do eat food to live.

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Headline:
Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: Romantic Nights In With Room Service! Exclusive Details

No there is no details expect random pictures of a hotel room that could be ANY hotel room in the world. Although these yahoo's do put a picture of the hotel they are supposedly staying at.. Good job rag mags! (idiots)

Let's see maybe if I write it clearly and simple it will get through to them..


Me: "Hey, mag rags - putting down their locations can = this:


Clear?

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Headline:
Smoke-Free reviewers hand Hackademy awards to actor Pattinson and others.

Blurb from article:

Not even his captivating eyes or heartthrob status could spare actor Robert Pattinson and his film "Remember Me" from earning a giant thumbs down from Sacramento-area teenagers.

The romantic drama was dubbed the smokiest movie of 2010 at the 16th annual Hackademy Awards, held Thursday night at Memorial Auditorium.

The awards are presented by Breathe California of Sacramento-Emigrant Trails, a nonprofit organization dedicated to clean air and anti-tobacco programs.

More than half of all top-grossing films last year were smoke-free - the first time in nearly 20 years that the percentage of tobacco-free movies outweighed those with tobacco use - but that's not enough to please the group or its reviewers.

"There still is a lot of tobacco in movies toward young people," said Kori Titus, CEO of Breathe California. "While we're making progress and some studios are really stepping up to the plate, we've got to make some progress in these youth-rated movies."

Research has found a direct link between smoking in films and teens' willingness to try cigarettes. According to a Dartmouth College study, more than 40 percent of the youth who try tobacco products do so because of exposure to smoking in movies, according to Breathe California.

"Remember Me" earned the Thumbs Down! Movie award because while it has some anti-tobacco messages, Pattinson's character smokes on-screen for much of the film, even while in front of his character's 11-year-old sister and in designated nonsmoking areas.

Ok let's break this down. I agree that smoking is bad for you, that's a given. BUT - I think it's unfair to put these kinds of responsibilities on actors. People or parents get mad that these actors are being seen smoking in their real life - even though the pictures of them smoking are taken sneakily while they are not 'technically' out in the public eye. And now they smoke in movies and that sends a bad message to kids too?


So all movies should be about Unicorns and Lollipops?


C'mon people there are movies about aliens, explosions, vampires the list goes on. Actors can't be responsible for parenting others children. I mean, do parents feel it necessary to tell their children "please don't go out and suck on animal blood" because of the Twilight series?


People smoke - it's a part of life. I wish it wasn't but give me a break.

Sexy, no? *wink*


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Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engagement rumors true?



I'm not going there again..