May 27, 2011

Rob Pattinson - Royal couple? - senior citizen - wifey?

Hello my friends!

I know lately I always start off with "sorry" but it seems to be super busy yet I am trying to make this a priority. Sometimes I will get to update more often and sometimes not.  But trust me - you all mean a lot to me!
The other reason is I don't want to repeat my stories.  Sometimes the same B.S. happens over and over again and gets tedious.

Movin' on!

Apparently Rob wants a wife?
Headline:
Rob Pattinson wants a wife.

A wife? Really?
Article:
ROBERT Pattinson has revealed his plans for the future!
The Twilight actor — who’s rumored to be dating his costar in the movie, Kristen Stewart, says he would like to grow old with his wife.
“I want to be with my wife,” he said.
“Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in a beautiful and warm place.
“I’m a romantic guy.”
Recent reports claimed Rob and Kristen are headed for a split because Pattinson wants to be single.


“Rob may soon be a single man — he loves Kristen, but has suggested they have less in common,” a source said.


“He seems to be finding the relationship tough at the moment — sometimes Kristen just wants to stay in watching films or listening to Bob Dylan. Their hectic work schedules mean they’re spending less and less time together and things seem to have become more distant between them.
“Rob is becoming one of the most in-demand actors around. He’s finding it hard to juggle work and a relationship, but he’s torn because he finds it hard to imagine splitting up with Kristen as they experienced so much on Twilight together.
“She helped him become the star he is today. He’ll always feel loyal to her because of that.”

1st of all - why do they only talk about Rob being one of the most wanted actors in Hollywood?  Not sure if the writer noticed... but so is Kristen.  2nd..can't really pinpoint where it says he wants a wife?  He's eluding to the future, in about 60 years..and of course they talk about = will it be Kristen? Are they really trying to guesstimate who his wife will be in 60 years?  Unless of course Rob is talking about starting to sit on a porch swing at 27 or 28 and look at his.. grand kids? Guess it would be grand puppies..

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Headline:
Key Comments: Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Way More Romantic Than Prince William & Kate Middleton!


Seriously.  Really.  We are now comparing the Prince and Princess to Rob and Kristen.  Um.. why? Who sis more romantic?  Who in the hell would know that?  No one my friends - not a soul except Kristen and Kate.  And .. oh yeah.. WHO CARES?  Such an ODD comparison, or is it just me?
 
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There have been about 17,632 online articles regarding Rob and Kristen splitting up because the Twilight series is over.  Haven't we been down this road before.. about a million times?!  I mean c'mon - he's cheating, she's sick of his other leading ladies, he's tired of her pushing him into a relationship.  The excuses never end.  I'd like to see them admit they are a couple first before I start jumping to 'break-up' or 'pregnancy' or 'marriage' etc.. doncha think?
 
 
oh and btw...
Headline:
PIC: See Rob Pattinson's Sexy Chemistry With New Costar

Here we go.... and the gossip gates open!

May 13, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Birthday Boy - Their idiots! - boogers

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

So .. I must apologize that I haven't been around.  Married (renewal of vows) and honeymoon. It's been a KA-RAZY time!  Very busy but good times!

Ok so back to bidnezz!

Obviously today is his birthday - he's 25.  There are oodles are articles on his birthday. So I did a search and found this:




Sorry - couldn't resist!

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I guess there the online rags didn't change at all during my LOA.  Twisting, turning, misleading  -  all the good ones!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are ‘Idiots’ Says ‘Twilight’ Costar!
I saw that and thought ... hrmm... "what a tangled web we weave..."

Article:
Rob and Kristen may appear to be one of the most low key and cool Hollywood couples, but according to one costar the two are both ‘idiots!’
(Me: Misleading hrm?)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem to be beloved not only by the general public, but also their costars! Their Twilight pal Jamie Campbell-Bower was interviewed at the National Movie Awards May 11 in London and when asked how it was to work with Rob joked: “Terrible, the guy’s an idiot.”

It wasn’t just Rob either, as when then asked about Kristen, Jamie again joked, “An idiot as well, they’re both awful.”
(Me: Aahh.. there ya go, and there's the truth)

Don't you love how they take a quote and squeeze it-twist it-to make you stop in your tracks and think for a second 'Oh no! Who is trash talking!' even though you are thinking .. B.S.! So.. well typical I guess I should say. Bunch of turds.

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I saw the many stories about Reese Witherspoon allegedly trash talking Rob and saying how "disgusting" their love scenes were because he was all snotty and sick.

Let us break this down, shall we?

A. Well in all honesty when you are sick, you ARE snotty. Not much you can do about it.. although Afrin nose spray works wonders!

B. Really? If that was the case, do you REALLY think that Reese would be so classless as to talk about it to a newspaper? C'mon - she's a professional and of course she wouldn't say anything like that. Jeez..

C. And SERIOUSLY .. do you think that a the production would continue if Rob was sick as a dog? No, of course not. He may have had a cold - but they aren't going to have him snotty all over the lead - if nothing else to avoid HER getting sick. Was he sick? I'm sure he was - but he didn't have the frackin' plague everyone.

ahhh..