Jun 24, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Cheating, chuggin', & cheap?

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Digression stopped!  Intervention!

So in perusing my regular haunts amongst others I found some idiotic interesting articles to comment on! Big surprise knowing me and my big mouth.

Let's start with this headline shall we?
Rob Pattinson likes the bar scene

Blurb from article:
A Toronto native has opened up to HollywoodLife about two of Robert Pattinson‘s favorite bars in the city.
“Rob really loves two bars in Toronto, Goodnight and The Dakota Tavern,” the source said. “He’s super laid back and normal acting. It’s obvious he likes the bar scene a lot.”

Wow, a 25 year old likes to go to bars. Profound.


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Headline:
Is Robert Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart?

Here we go... cheating, breaking up, madly in love...

Ok here is a blurb from the article (caution - upon reading laughter will ensue)
Is Robert Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart with a member of the crew of his new movie Cosmopolis? That's what we are hearing. We can not confirm this report at this time but that is what is being said about Rob right now. What we can say is that there are a few things that make it look as if Rob and Kristen are in a lot of trouble.

According to these sources Rob has been cheating on Kristen with this person for sometime now. We will not mention her name here because we have not been able to 100% confirm the story as of now and do not want to damage her reputation. We are confident that Robert Pattinson has been seen out with this girl on many occasions in Toronto since filming started.

Also, our sources have said that Stewart is no longer wearing what was thought to be a promise ring that Rob gave to her last year that she had not taken off since he gave it to her. She supposedly stopped wearing it right after the MTV Movie Awards.

In a story earlier today by Showbiz Spy it was reported that Pattinson and Stewart had a big fight over the fact that they haven't seen each other in almost a month and about the fact Kristen is mad at Rob for partying too hard and too often since he has been in Toronto.

If you combine that story with our source who claims that Pattinson has been seen out clubbing with this woman in Toronto on many numorous occasions and things start to become clearer. It also fits perfectly into the rumor that Pattinson is looking to break up with Stewart because he wants to be single.

There are also rumors that this "new" girl in Rob's life is planning on writing a book about his and Stewart's soon to be breakup and she has locked down her Twitter account recently because Pattinson's fans were starting to mess with her.

Let us be clear, we have not been able to 100% confirm the report that Pattinson is cheating on Stewart and we are not saying that he is. Those are just rumors at this point as far as we are concerned. But, we think that this new claim, the claim of a huge fight by ShowBiz Spy, the fact that they haven't seen each other in almost a month and the non stop rumors that they are having serious problems and may breakup is enough information to at least discuss the real possibility that Rob and Kristen maybe near the end.
What do you think?
(courtesy of MetroWNY)


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sooooo in other words.. this entire article is pure "speculation" ... or ... BULL$hit.. yep that's what I thought.
They continually allege that he's cheating etc.. yet preface it with "we have no confirmation.."
It begs the question that if you have ZERO proof - then DON'T WRITE IT!!


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Headline:
Robert Pattinson buys cheap T-Shirts

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson isn't a fan of couture, in fact, he wears T-shirts that cost about $20! Mainly seen in a T-shirt, ball cap, and shades, the Breaking Dawn actor keeps it ultra-casual when he's not working.
His laid back style probably serves two purposes. The first is that he likes to wear "normal" clothes and just blend in with the crowd. The other is that he likes being comfortable! RPattz is just a regular guy who wears cheap T-shirts and has a super-cool job!

I wouldn't say that $20 is cheap.. a $2 shirt is cheap.  He buys regular clothes like everyone else yes.. so the point is .... nothing.



Sorry was that my outside voice?

Jun 19, 2011

Robert Pattinson shunned, turned away, etc..

Oh what a tangled web we weave.....

So the Internet is a blaze with headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson Gets Turned Away At Private Party Before Enjoying A Guys Night Out
Robert Pattinson turned away from hip Toronto party

At first I read that and thought to myself .. wow, what club would turn him away because it would just hurt them. But then I thought .. wait a minute.. of course this is B.S.

Blurb from articles:
Rob might be an international megastar, but when he showed up to a ‘Vice’ magazine party on June 16 no one seemed to recognize him or care — and he almost didn’t get in!

(Me: Ahhh "he almost didn't get in," in other words.  He got in.)
Robert Pattinson might want to move to Toronto permanently — the 25-year-old actor and world’s biggest star is in the beautiful city shooting his new flick Cosmopolis, but he can walk around almost unnoticed! Several sources tell HollywoodLife.com that when Rob showed up to a private party on June 16 with two guys and three girls at The Poor Alex, a small venue on Dundas West he had a difficult time getting in and was initially turned away!(Me:  Here we go, and the rumors will being about Rob moving to Canada and what will Kristen do and blah blah.. oh yeah "initially turned away" just means they didn't know who he was yet)

“Rob and his pals weren’t getting in as there was a line,” a source tells us of the party for Vice magazine. “So they took a security guard around the corner to chat with him and a while later they ended up getting in.”
(Me: once again, in other words .. they just had to clue the management who the hell was there and I'm sure he got in right away with a zillion apologies to follow)

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Headline:
Oh No! Gossip Guy Robs Robert Pattinson of Dream Role


Once again


Blurb from article

We'll admit: looks like we got our Pattinson-lovin' panties in a twist early and some of you crafty—and a few crabby—readers caught on quick. We had a hard time believing Penn would beat out Rob for a role anyway. R.Pattz is still in the running for the role, but things don't look to good, as speculation says flick might cast an unknown. Guess that means we have to start the Pick Rob campaign now, right?

Me:  So in other words (I sound redundant don't I) Your headline is a bunch of ......

Jun 11, 2011

Rob Pattinson: Robby double - funky furniture - On the rocks!

Greetings readers! (in some updating - I spelled funky wrong! I apologize!!)
Sifting through all the similar headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson’s Body Double Drama
Did RPatz Use A Body Double To Bone KStew In Breaking Dawn?!
Did Robert Pattinson use a body double in 'Breaking Dawn?'
Video: Robert Pattinson’s Double Trouble

And that's only 3 of the MANY I saw.
 
Blurbs:
We wouldn't be surprised!
God bless him, but he is kind of a scrawny little runt! A SEKSI, LICKABLE scrawny little runt, but one all the same!
Ever since footage of Robert Pattinson giving it good to Kristen Stewart appeared in the trailer of their upcoming movie, Breaking Dawn, many were more than a little shocked to see the actor's apparently ripped, MUSCULAR back and arms pretty much crushing the headboard of the bed with his passion!
So much so, in fact, that it begs the question - is our RPatz using a body double in this scene?!
Hmm…we tend to think that he very well may HAVE, but we'll leave it up to discussion!

That's just one article but most of the other articles are in one way or another talking about Rob being less that .. buff and that the scene where Edward and Bella have sex on their honeymoon. But of course it's a great time to whip out the insult cards. Sooo old but hey gives me ammo.

First let me say that MANY actors have body doubles because we know how Hollywood likes to perpetuate the insane body regarding perfectly buff men and barbie measurements (even though real life people are ALL over the place with looks, shapes, sizes, etc.. I digress) . Although for the shot they are speaking of, I have no idea if they were using a Rob double but I do know that the way he was leaning over Bella and hold himself up with the window sill or whatever - that pose would lend itself to defining his muscles, almost like flexing.  There is no argument, obviously he is thin... yet again I stress.. who cares.. and by the many interviews he's given - he doesn't either.

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Headline:
Would You Buy The Bed Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart First Kissed On?

No. Creepy.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Has Surprising Obsession: Does Kristen Stewart Approve?
Hrmm.. we think. The misleading title makes the mind wonder... "drugs?" ... "alcohol?"... "SEX!?"...

Blurb:

In fact, Hollywood Life has uncovered a surprising obsession of Pattinson's and it happens to be of the wardrobe variety. He's mad for plaid!  He even appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show donning a short sleeve plaid shirt!
Idiots. He wears a lot of baseball caps too.  C'mon give me a break. I do believe MANY people wear some form of plaid, no? I don't know from experience, but I bet he wears underwear too - does that mean he's obsessed with underwear?

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Headline:
Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on the rocks?

Me:  No, I've seen them drink beer. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)   Kidding.. my real response is ...



I think that sums it up.

Jun 4, 2011

Rob Pattinson Jealousy - Wedding jitters - Coffee cups?

The last few weeks I've been inundated with articles and  pictures about his new movie Cosmopolitan. I didn't find it interesting enough to write about it.

Now that he's been filming a movie without Kristen (oh the horror) the rumors begin again.  Not that anyone in their right mind is going to be surprised at the accusations .. I think it's more of a "oy here we go again" feeling, right?

Headline:
Kristen Stewart Cries About Robert Pattinson "Cheating" Rumors

Blurb from Article:
According to a new report, Kristen is distraught over stories appearing the last week in the tabloids about the chemistry between Rob and Sarah Gadon, his sexy female lead in the new movie Cosmopolis. According to an unnamed insider, Kristen has been crying her heart out over the phone to Rob and calling him out over his nightly hard-partying ways.
"Kristen's upset about his partying and ended up having a tearful showdown with him over the phone, saying he's acting as if he finds life boring with her" says the friend. 'But Rob thinks she's blowing it all out of proportion.'

I must remind you that if they are indeed a couple then she has been through this .. how many other times?  Emilie from Remember Me and Reese from Water for Elephants and Uma from Bel Ami..
My gut tells me Kristen doesn't even read this garbage just looks at it and giggles.  I mean the tabloids have such a good track record and are respected by so many... NOT.  The tabloids should be used for things like bird cage bottoms and training puppies.  Yet there ARE people out there that read that $hit as gospel, although those people believe that aliens have come down and tried to contact them too.

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Coffee Talk
Headline:
Robert Pattinson Comes out of Trailer With Starbucks!



Any why is this a story?  Let's see what it says...
Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson stepped out of his trailer on the set of Cosmopolis holding a big Starbucks cup! While this may seem insignificant to non-RPattz fans, it's actually a way for fans to get to know him a little better. If only they knew what was in that cup!

Let's break this down shall we?  It's a way for his fans to get to know him better?  Um.. ok.. he drinks coffee, like most other people on this planet. This is not some random thing uncovered.  If it was a story on how he likes to drink coffee through his nose, well ok then maybe it's worth mentioning.  But that fact that he drinks coffee .. not a huge fact finder my friends.
As for wondering "what was in that cup," I'll go out on a limb here and say.. coffee.

Although on a personal note ... if I had to pick a coffee chain to drink I wouldn't go with Starbucks...

Dunkins in much better.  But I digress...

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Wedding Scene with Robert Pattinson Almost Like the 'Real Thing'

Umm .. that's the point.  Any wedding I've seen on T.V. or in the movies looks real peeps - but we all know it's pretend. Duh.. Why oh why do I need to explain these things over and over again..
Movies = pretend, fake, make-believe, ACTING!