Jul 31, 2011

Robert Pattinson and his bites - Breaking Dawn part 3? - Kristen in London, so?

Hello my friends, I trust you all had a fantastic weekend and if not.. sorry.

A few things to chat about.  Some very stupid er sought after stories!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson: Where would you like him to bite you?

My answer (and most of his on the level fans) is no place.  A shake of the hand, great.  But do I want him to bite me, I'll pass.  More importantly, the headline is creepy.  Doesn't it sound creepy?
After the previous articles I've read (and posted about) regarding fans (and I use that word loosely) that when given the opportunity to meet him ask him .. "hey will you bite me?"

Well, that would be my reaction.. can't tell you for sure what his would be. I assume something similar.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Thinks There Will Be More ‘Breaking Dawn’ Movies — Are You Shocked?

He was being facetious.  Simple as that.  I know many people would love a Breaking Dawn Part III but this is what he said
“I still feel like somehow, someway I’m going to have to shoot and put in the contacts and the makeup on again for some reason,” he said. “But I don’t know when.”
Yup that is it.


I put it in so you could hear it yourself. 
Hrmm.. what would we call another one?  Dusk?  Harvest Moon?  Moon Light?
I've been mooned??

Sorry that last one cracked me up.

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Last but not least!
Headline (and more than one about the same thing or else I wouldn't have posted it):
Kristen Stewart Arrives in London Sans Robert Pattinson


Yup she apparently arrived in London. And from the pictures.. I didn't happen to see Rob.  So I guess the shocking answer is yes, she traveled without him. Shocker.
 
 
As always, continue to send me silly articles you find - then I will follow up with my own Internet surf.

Jul 25, 2011

Rob Pattinson's hair is big news!

Breaking News! Rob's ........ HAIR!

People are not too happy - so it seems.

Headlines like this!
Robert Pattinson's Weird New Haircut Explained

What’s Up with Robert Pattinson’s Hair?


As you know - his hair looks like this:


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Is it ugly?  In my opinion, not the most flattering cut. I'm not a fan .. but let's not wig out people. (pun intended)  Clearly (unless I'm way off) he wouldn't choose this cut unless it was for a movie, right?
 
Well .. low and behold  ......
Robert Pattinson's 'Cosmopolis' Haircut Turns Heads (PHOTOS)
 
Blurb:
Turns out that Pattinson, best known for his signature bedhead look, is sporting the bizarre style for his new movie "Cosmopolis," in which he spends a good chunk of the movie trekking across Manhattan in order to get a haircut...apparently fleeing one salon before his 'do was done.

Strange movie plot? Sure. Even stranger haircut? Most definitely.

Did anyone think that he really wanted to look like that? Movie role! 

I wonder if I should break the news to all these silly articles that Rob really doesn't have WHITE WHITE skin.. it's....... MAKE UP!

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Headline:
Taylor Lautner hotter than Robert Pattinson at Comic-Con?


And the comparisons begin!  They are own handsome in the own way. How's that? (Minus Rob's odd hairdo)

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Headline (ready for this one again)
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Married


Yup - iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt's baaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk!

Blurb:
This couple is as beautiful in real life as on screen and would make a cute husband and wife too … but this hasn’t happened but on screen only. Will they take this step in real life too? Or is it too early for the young stars?


Ok so the headline - complete lie. 100% a lie lie lie lie lie. Why? Because Bella and Edward got married. Not the actors, but you guys knew that anyway. But hey why would they stop lying now right?

Jul 14, 2011

Rob Pattinson is a bad guy! No wait a sensative soul! PDA = TMI??

Villian.. evil..?

Headlines:

Robert Pattinson Wants To Play The Villain!

Robert Pattinson Wants to Be Bad. Yes, Please.

Blurb from 1 of the articles:
Robert Pattinson is having a hankering for the dark side. Deep down, he's aching to be bad. Very very bad, and I find that's just music to my ears.



Alright, fine. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to break the typecast put upon him by hot-blooded women everywhere. I understand. Hearthrobbiness can get a little tiresome. I just hope RPattz doesn't try the bad guy thing on for size off-screen as well -- there are more gossipy rumors about him partying hearty without his main squeeze Kristen Stewart. Stay good, Robert Pattinson. Stay good.

Ok yes it's a bit tongue and cheek but really?  "I hope RPattz (I hate that stupid name btw) doesn't try the bad guy thing on for size off-screen."  REALLY?  Then mentioning the rumors about him partying. So this will be the direction we are going now? We are going to try and make him out to be a 'bad-ass' or 'player' .. For the record, a lot of actors like playing a villain.  I can imagine now that Rob has done 5 movies where he plays the knight in shining armour (in a manner of speaking) he'd want to do something completely different.
Let's not turn this into him morphing into something else..shall we?

How far into bad will Robert go -- only time will tell.
(Me - Oh shut up)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson’s Co-Star Tweets: He’s A Great Guy Because He’s A Dog Lover!

Robert Pattinson Helped Co-Star Deal With Death of his Dog


This was the tweet from the other actor
"Rob is a great guy. My dog died while we were shooting," Guri said of Pattinson. "He's a dog lover so he got it. That's sort of how we bonded."
It must have been hard for Guri. I've lost 2 dogs and I know how painful it is. And Rob helping him is a very sweet and genuine gesture.  Having said that.. Rob is a nice guy BECAUSE he's a dog lover?  No.. I happen to think dogs are the best but give Rob a tad of credit - maybe he's a nice guy, because he's a nice guy. Not because he loves dogs. Hrm? 

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Headline:
If You PDA On A Plane Like Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Did, Are You Being Rude To Other Passengers?


Blurb:
Is this kind of PDA ever OK?



Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are typically pretty private about their romance, so it might have come as a surprise to some of their fellow plane passengers on a flight en route to Los Angeles that the two couldn’t stop making out. Is this something you should ever do in public?


New photos and a first-hand, detailed account of the turbulent 2010 session have just been released. A fellow passenger sitting behind them in business class on the departing flight from Montreal said the couple was allegedly making out for “half the trip.”
“They kissed a lot and they were holding hands,” the sky-high spy said. “They seemed very close. They played games together on [an] iPad. Robert was reading a script. Kristen listened to music.”
Now, given, it’s R-Patz and K-Stew, and we love them. But an in-flight, non-stop PDA is not OK. That flight is six hours long, and if we’re to take the passenger on his word, the couple canoodled for three hours.
Think about it this way: would you want to see someone else sucking face for three hours? Especially if you were in a seat across the aisle or inches away from them? What if you were sitting in front and could hear it? Right. So please, don’t you be that person.
I love couples that hold hands and occasionally cuddle in the air. I think they’re adorable. But a straight-up long-lasting make-out session is a different story. It’s gross and rude.
When I see a couple making out on the street, I think, ‘get a room.’ Well, on a plane, only the bathroom is available. And unless you plan on joining the mile-high club, please, curb your air-born enthusiasm

Really.... really? Are they REALLY saying that - are you OUT of your frackin' minds? When thinking of Rob and Kristen, does anyone think they are doing too much PDA?? Um.. no. It's exactly the opposite. They clearly go OUT of their way NOT to show their personal lives, despite all of these unnamed sources etc.


Now as for these airplane pictures. I've seen them.. and no of course I'm not going to post them because they are an extreme invasion of privacy. Some dink that was sitting behind them was sneaking pictures of them when they didn't know. Extreme dickhead comes to mind when I think of this little troll hiding the camera phone and taking pictures. I looked at them because I knew this title was B.S. The PDA was normal for 2 people sitting next to each other. That is it folks. Making out? No. Sitting on each others laps? No. Snuggling? No.  This article is all innuendo, speculation and ba-lo-ney!

Jul 5, 2011

Robert Pattinson: Angry Man! Singer Man! .. Oh man..

Hi everyone!
Been a busy few weeks.  I've been on a few auditions.. nuttin'.
I also had a birthday to which my husband threw me a surprise birthday party. Twas lovely!

Onward!

A little slow on the news lately.  But I found some gems as I usually do. And by gems I mean .. polished turd stories haha.

Headline:
Twilight Director "Worried" About R-Pattz & K-Stew

Worried?  I wonder .. let's take a peek at the article and see if he ACTUALLY says that.
Article:
Twilight director Chris Weitz has expressed his concern for stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, stating that he hopes fame doesn't change them.

Weitz, who worked with R-Pattz and Stewart on the second vampire flick, New Moon, has told Hollywood Life that despite wanting the pair to be successful, he is worried their "essential humanity" could be ruined by superstardom.

Speaking of the hunky actor and K-Stew to the US gossip website, the director revealed: "I want to see them succeed. I want to see them retain their essential humanity I like them very much."


He added: "What I also wish for them are happy lives that aren’t impinged on too much by the downside of the great things that have happened to them.”


Despite Weitz's concerns, Rob and Kristen continue to keep a low-profile when it comes to their relationship, with Pattinson recently claiming that when he gets married, he wants it to be "pretty simple."

Interesting hmm?  Let me explain.. usually when someone uses these
" "
Otherwise known as quotation marks means that it's a direct quote.  Anyone see Chris Weitz use the word worried?  Nope me either.  Which means that the use of quotation marks in this article are bogus.  My feeling is that essentially when anyone is interviewed that has a connection to Rob and Kristen albeit tiny or not, they MUST ask about them personally.  Clearly Chris was being P.C. yet genuine, but that doesn't matter .. cuz no matter WHAT you say the editor will twist, and kneed and squeeze until they get something that may be controversial.  Hence the word they used "worried." 

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson gets angry in new set photos from Cosmopolis

Let me say that this headline is misleading.. I know, I know.. SHOCKER!
It's photos of him on the set, in character, and his character is angry. Big deal.

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Headline:
The New Thing in London? Live Performances in Living Rooms, with Robert Pattinson
Ok this article SUPER misleading..  That headline had a picture with it.. and when you open the picture you see this..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Umm.. who in the hell is this??? (I think to myself)


Article blurb:
Sofar Sounds (Songs From a Room) is the anti-arena experience: its founders have pioneered a music movement where they host performers in living rooms, their location kept under wraps until the last minute. Visit their website to view video clips of past shows, audience members visible just feet away from drum kits as they get unprecedentedly close to an artist for the evening. Past special guests have included impeccably coiffed Twilight star Robert Pattinson and the Magic Numbers.


Ahhh ok.. so he was there once. Allegedly.  And even if it is true, the story is really about these cool rooms where it feels like a more relaxed atmosphere.. NOT Rob performing.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Boards Flight On Fourth Of July: Is She On Her Way To See Robert Pattinson?


Of course she is! I mean her whole life revolves around Rob, right? She couldn't possibly be going anywhere else!   If Kristen is in departures.. that means she going to see Rob.. arrivals.. she was just with Rob, right?


And then to top it off - here is a blurb from the article:
Kristen arrived at LAX just minutes before her flight was set to take off and she had to go through the notorious body scanner that snaps naked pics!

Really? Did they NEED to go there? C'mon. Makes you just wanna do this to someone, doesn't it?


Here is another blurb that definitely confirms their possible confirmation:
Kristen Stewart didn’t spend her July fourth sitting by a pool with friends — she hopped on a plane. The 21-year-old actress arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday with what looked like a bodyguard. Kristen had her passport in hand, which means she’s traveling out of the country … Canada?! There’s a bit of buzz on Twitter claiming Kristen boarded an Air Canada flight to see boyfriend Robert Pattinson in Toronto. We definitely hope Kristen is headed to see Rob — it’s been exactly one month since they’ve seen each other!

Or they are saying .. We have no clue where she's going. 
Unless of course they are using what so many other online sources use....