Mar 28, 2012

Rob Pattinson - Kate Perry, Kate Perry and oh, Kate Perry

Hello! Back again!

Ok so fun stuff to chat about as usual.  There is no lack of ridiculousness out there.

There are 15 bazillion articles like this one
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Attend Katy Perry Show

It seems to be very interesting that they are there. There are so many articles about it. Here are some random blurbs:
Holy smokes! On- and off-screen loves Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted in an L.A. back alley Monday night, puffing on a few cigarettes with friends. Par for the course, right? Well, reports indicate that the "Twilight" twosome were taking a break from...the set of Katy Perry's upcoming movie "Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D"!

 An eyewitness told Celebuzz, “They hung with a group back near the bar, and flew under the radar for the most part. They looked like they were having fun. I saw them laughing a lot.” Another concert attendee added, “I saw them XXXXXXXX. Kristen was XXXXXX, singing along at times. It was cute XXXXXXXX! They XXXXXX to the backstage part.” (Me = It annoys the piss out of me that people think that what they are doing is almost sneaky.  They are behaving like 2 people that are in a relationship.  Not really out there at all. Although I'm sure it would be nice if people wouldn't be all sneaky and write where they saw them and what they were doing!  I'm X'ing out what seems to me to be more intrusive comments)

After a weekend filled with dates, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted out and about in Hollywood AGAIN — this time attending a rare club gig by superstar Katy Perry! And HollywoodLife has the EXCLUSIVE details about what happened. Rob, 25, and K-Stew, 21, were spotted by several eagle-eyed fans at The Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles on March 26, watching Katy, 27, perform at the low-key venue. Twitter user b.plata wrote, “Saw Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at the bar”. She also said the pair was dressed in baseball caps, trying to be low-key and acting very normal. “They were near the bar the whole night and were with friends having a great time. They all had a few beers,” an insider tells exclusively. “They were just having a good fun time with friends, including Raising Hope star Shannon Woodward.”
(Me = What they are doing by going to the bar and hanging with friends and the CLOTHING they were wearing (stupid to even mention) is probably what every other person there was doing.. shocker!)

I think that's enough, no?


Kristen Stewart And Rob Pattinson Don't Really Want To Live Forever, Caught Smoking In An Alley! 

Caught? No, not caught.. stalked and a picture was taken of them (and others by the way) smoking. Do I think it's a good idea to smoke, no.  But they are young - I did it when I was young, I'm sure at some point they will realize that the dangers are very real blah blah.. (the Mom in me talking)  Point is, they weren't caught doing anything. It was just people being sneaky.


Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Should Be Cast In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ 

Fifty Shades is the story of billionaire Christian Grey and recent college grad Anastasia Steele who fall in love despite Christian wanting Ana to be his “submissive” in a Bondage-Discipline/Dominant-Submissive/Sado-Masochistic relationship. However, the erotic novel originally began as an adult, alternate universe Twilight fan fiction, with Edward as the billionaire and Bella as the virginal Anastasia. But the names were changed when it was published. And although Fifty Shades is devoid of vampires and werewolves, fans of both will recognize the similarities between the two stories — including Christian’s adopted family and Anastasia’s best male friend Jose. Since Robert doesn’t have any work lined up yet, and everyone is dying to see more steamy sex scenes between him and K-Stew, these two should definitely think about these roles.

Yeah, this is perfect for them... NOT!  Are you kidding me? Who on earth thinks that this would be a good idea for them to do. They are already trying to prove that they can break out of the Edward and Bella pigeon hole roles - but by all means - tell them to do another film that is similar!  Oy.. Plus this seems a bit out there to me anyway. S&M .. really?

Mar 25, 2012

Rob Pattinson | A sex symbol ? Oh wait no, he needs to get ugly..

Hi everyone..

Too much talk about the Hunger Games to update.

Jumping right in..
Robert Pattinson Is 'a Sex Symbol:' Should Kristen Stewart Worry?

Is he a sex symbol? Of course he is! Duh! Doing Edward has made him become an instant sex symbol - whether or not he was before.

Robert Pattinson is definitely one of the hottest guys in Hollywood, so much so that some of his colleagues have noticed. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe recently talked about his Twilight competition but he had nothing but great things to say—in fact, he praised Rob on his good looks and charming ways.

"He's a sex symbol. He's sexy and just needs to do his brooding look for girls to fall. He has the perfect height to seduce girls, I'm the total opposite," said Radcliffe. Of course Rob is famously dating his Twilight co-star, Kristen Stewart, but based on what Radcliffe has said... she needs to watch out! All joking aside, Rob seems like a faithful guy and he and Kristen are just so in love. The girls might fall for Robert Pattinson, but he only has eyes for Kristen.

So many of these quotes make me want to gag. "..only has eyes for Kristen.." Give me a break. Will he always be a sex symbol? Who knows? But does Kristen need to worry, umm have you seen her? She's not the ugly duckling of the pair. She's just as hot as he is. (I can't believe I'm even talking about this - but just because he is handsome doesn't mean she needs to worry.)


Nothing like jumping from thing then doing a total opposite piece.

Why Robert Pattinson Has to Get Ugly — How Will Kristen Stewart React?

Rob "has to" get ugly? What?

Robert Pattinson is considered one of the most attractive men in the world. His statically handsome face and his cinematic success are inextricably intertwined. That seemingly innocuous fact has led some critics to call RPattz a one trick pony. That is, an actor who can only play romantic leading man roles. Sometimes those characters are noble like Twilight Saga's Edward Cullen. Sometimes, they're cads like the abusive gigolo, Georges Duroy in the eagerly awaited Bel Ami. Either way Rob is still handsome. And according to Hollywood casting director Doron Ofir, that's not good. If Pattinson wants to be taken seriously as an actor, he must get literally ugly in his next film.
(Me=Really? Someone has to be UGLY to be considered a good actor? WTF is that all about? Oh my $#@%$## - that's so stupid! There are tons of good looking people out there that CAN'T act whatsoever.. and less attractive people that act beautifully. One has nothing to do with the other)

According to Ofir, Robert Pattinson must choose his next film role carefully. Not only must it be completely different from everything he's ever done, he must look completely different in it. Just as the preternaturally beautiful Charlize Theron gained 30 pounds and wore prosthetic facial features to play "serial killer" Aileen Wuornos in Monster, Robert should "uglify" himself in his next film. Ugh. On the other hand, Theron won the Best Actress Oscar for her portrayal of the fat, ugly, doomed Wuornos. So maybe Rob should start experimenting with heavy make-up and chowing down on Häagen-Dazs.

"Rob made an excellent choice when he decided to work with David Cronenberg in Cosmopolis," says Ofir. "[But] although he gets down and dirty in the film by going crazy and having lots of sex, he is still playing the part of a heart-throb. It's a role that females would love to see him in. If I were managing Rob, I would find a really gritty role for him—a role that makes it difficult for us to watch him. He needs that 'Oh my God' role! There is something really compelling about seeing someone you love become someone you are afraid of or disgusted by. It's the Charlize Theron example of when she starred in Monster. She was able to prove to the world that she was much more than a pretty face. This is what I mean when I say Rob has to dirty himself up."

Well there you have it. The best actors are, of course, those who can play against type. And as long as Robert Pattinson looks like the RPattz his fans have come to lust after—er—love, playing against type will be difficult unless he follows Ofir's advice. Oh well, looks like Rob should start blacking out his front teeth and chowing down on pizza and Häagen-Dazs.

Note: Kristen Stewart was reportedly upset about Rob's unkempt eyebrows. What will she say about an RPattz who's fat and snaggle-toothed? Yikes.

Stay tuned.

Really? Really! First of all Charlize was fabulous in monster - she played a character who happened to be unattractive. Had that women been attractive and Charlize just looked the way she looked, it would have been just as good. She didn't do well BECAUSE she got ugly for bloody sake. And as for Kristen and unkempt eyebrows.. well if that's true I have to agree..I'm not a fan of eyebrows that are all over the place. I think it looks better male/female doesn't matter - if you eyebrows are nicely quaffed!

(i.e. not a good look, see?)

Mar 9, 2012

Rob Pattinson || secret squirrel engagment in grumpy clothes?

Hey Everyone!

I'm so sorry it's been so long - stuff happening personally. You know .. life!

Ok so onward to some stories!

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Get Engaged In Paris?!

Oy.. What WILL the rag mags do when the Twilight Series is over?

So they have never admitted that they are a couple (although unless you live under a rock it's pretty obvious .. an also none of our bidness..) you think they got secretly engaged? C'mon. I don't know these 2 personally but my gut (which has been right more often than not when talking about these 2) says ummm.. no. No secret engagement.

With both Rob and Kristen in the city of love, Paris, HollywoodLife's Bonnie Fuller believes that now would be the right time for 25 year-old Rob to get down on one knee and propose to the woman that he so clearly loves.
What do you think? Should Rob and Kristen get married?

What do I think? Who gives a $hit what I think? They certainly don't. It's such a silly question don't you think? ... I wonder.. you think the pregnancy rumors will start again soon??


Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted Hand-in-Hand in Paris


Umm.. hasn't everyone already deemed them a couple, for the last few YEARS. So holding hands shouldn't be a big shocker, right?


Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are the moodiest people to ever get on a plane

Trust me - I dont' have to read the article to know that's false!
But this little quote bugged me..

Not even a week gallivanting around Paris with her hunky boyfriend can slap a smile on Kristen Stewart's face. She and Robert Pattinson were seen at Roissy airport looking as if someone had just kicked their cat. If they have a cat. They probably don't. They're too grumpy to own a cat.
(ME=What in the hell does that mean? Who ever said they were grumpy? You mean because they don't want to smile for 15thousand dinks trying to take their picture as they simply walk through the airport so that "photographer" can try and make a buck??)

They were both wearing their official grumpy clothes: sunglasses, jeans and trainers.
(ME=SUNGLASSES.. JEANS AND TRAINERS! HOLY $HIT!! You mean they were wearing what 99% of the population wears?? HOW DARE THEY! (That just deserves a dope slap - stupid comment)

They'll be reunited to promote the last film in the Twilight saga though, Breaking Dawn part 2, which is out on 16 November this year. Maybe they'll smile then? They can have half a year to practice.
(ME=I'm sure Kristen would LOOOOOVE to smile after people like you write all this dribble where you are trying to be funny but ...

(For those of you that DONT' get it .. from an old TV show called Get Smart he says "Missed it by that much."


Robert Pattinson is Too Serious About Acting

That's an odd thing to say, no? TOO serious? Lemme tell ya something .. if you aren't at least a little serious about your profession.. you will fail.

Robert Pattinson always appears so serious and somber. Apparently, that serious demeanor is not reserved for the vile paparazzi that constantly hounds the actor. According to his Bel Ami costar, Uma Thurman, he is always that serious.

In a recent interview with Stylist, Uma talks about Rob and says, "He's very serious. He did a huge amount of rehearsals in his own time." The man is set on proving he is more than just a teen dream.

Uma appears to understand where he is coming from, "I think that's what you do when you're a young actor, when you take your work very seriously and want to take it to the next level." "Don't get too upset about it, because, before you know it, Twilight will just be an old film that made you lucky enough to get another job."

She is right. Twilight will fade away in the next couple of years, and Rob will have Bel Ami and Cosmopolis to prove his acting talents. Teen flicks are great ways to make some money and land more serious jobs. He will hopefully take her advice and realize fans, and fame are fickle and fleeting. He should enjoy it all while he can.

I agree with the Twilight hype will fade. Teens will move onto another, younger star. It's just what happens in Hollywood. But because Twilight and it's fans are such a unique entity, I think that they may attach on to Rob (as Edward) and Kristen (as Bella) for a long time. Simply because those fans don't want they series (movies) to end.

So is Rob too serious? I have no idea really. I haven't worked with him in an acting capacity ... yet (wink). But if he is.. then good on ya!