Apr 17, 2012

Robert Pattinson || Butt wait! Surfer dude? Dare to insult Robsten (I hate that)

Wow if I get any more information on Rob's butt I'm going to start to feel like a stalker! All the articles out there are butt articles from the new clip from Bel Ami.

Headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson Loses His Shirt For EXCLUSIVE 'Bel Ami' Clip
(and that one is tame)

There are a million articles about a scene in the movie where he is wearing loose fitting long underwear and you can see the top of his a$$. Big deal? It's the movie folks. I know they have to make it a big deal because it will help when the movie hits the theatres if tons of girls are wanting to see Rob's bum. It's not that revealing sorry to say. But there are a TON of headlines out there about it, and some trying to trick you saying things like "Rob in bed with Ricci!"
And just that makes me .

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Insulted by Famous Fellow "Vampire" Star?

Hrmm... let's see the blurb

Blurb from article:
As Hollywood Life reports, Kate Beckinsale was not shy in standing on the "anti" side of the franchise, revealing just why she's not such a fan. "[My daughter Lily] read Twilight and was completely obsessed with them. It actually almost ruined Christmas one year because all she wanted to do was be a vampire and she didn't want anything on her Christmas list," the actress admitted.

Ah there it is! She is insulting them right... no, that's not it.. oh wait THERE it .. nope not there either... Oh I found it - it's NO WHERE!! No where in that quote does Kate Beckinsale insult Rob or Kristen. All she is doing is making some remarks about Twilight, as she is talking about her daughter READING the book. WAIT!










Twilight is a series of BOOKS, originally. Just in case people were confused.

Anyway, I know know what else Kate Beckinsale said but no where do I see any insults to Rob and Kristen.

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Headline:
DOC, I WANT ROBERT PATTINSON CHINPLANT



Really?

Blurb:
CHINS have become “the new boobs”, with thousands of people forking out cash for a new jawline.


So many plastic surgeons are being asked to get rid of double chins that the procedure could soon become as popular as breast implants.


Image-conscious Brits are signing up in their thousands to lose their James Corden-like jowls.


Instead of looking like the telly comedian, 33, men are opting for a sculpted jaw to rival Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson, 25.

Ahh.. so I see the twist. So I see that jaw lines are the new "boob" (odd but whatever). But no where does it say that thousands are running into plastic surgeons asking to look like Rob. What it seems to me, is that they are asking to have new chins. But you see, writing an article like that would be so what they do is wrap it in a Rob bow and voilĂ - people are reading.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Gearing Up For New Surfing Movie?

Oh boy...

Blurb:
Is Robert Pattinson working on his paddle boarding skills for an upcoming movie venture?


The Twilight actor was spotted paddle boarding in Malibu again, but he’s definitely a far cry from being a master of the waves. He was said to be crashing into the surf time and time again. Poor guy. Is this how he lets off steam?


He was photographed recently wiping out as he worked on his technique with a friend. Earlier this week, it was said that Rob’s girlfriend Kristen Stewart had ordered him to lose ten pounds. He was said to have gained weight after completing filming for Breaking Dawn and she wanted him to take it back off.


Is Rob gearing up to do a movie about surfing and paddle boarding? Would you go see that in the theater? (ME = Does this line make you want to the person who wrote it?

Anyway talk about your misleading headlines! To make a long story short, he was doing that new (or maybe not so new) trendy thing of using a surf board like a flat boat. Standing on it and using an oar to paddle. That's it. That's all he was doing - like on a vacation. And that's lead to the story that maybe he is going to make a movie about surfing?

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