Jan 27, 2012

Robert Pattinson || Daddy dude! - Disgusting smooches? - Doll-do?

Some weeks are boring in the tabloid department - so it's good!

But now some other headlines have popped up that I must comment on.

Headline?
Robert Pattinson Will Be A Great Dad, ‘Breaking Dawn’ Director Says

I wonder if the director REALLY said that, or was it taken out of context? Let's see shall we?
Blurb:
Bill Condon reveals what we knew all along — Rob’s natural and kind with children. Find out why he will be the perfect father!
Robert Pattinson is so sweet, and now the director of Breaking Dawn has revealed why he will be an amazing dad!


Rob, 25, gets a rave from Bill Condon on the DVD commentary of Breaking Dawn.


“You look at Rob here and you get a little hint of what you’ll see a lot of in the second film,” he says. “He is unbelievably tender with babies — with children, not just babies. He was with Mackenzie [Foy] too. There’s something that changes about him when he’s with children. He’s just so sweet and caring and I think you really get a little glimpse of that here.”


Do YOU think Rob will be a great father in real life too, HollywoodLifers?

Ok so he didn't actually say that he will be a good Dad, but he says he is tender and sweet with kids.  That's lovely because a lot of actors that may not have that much experience with children tend to feel awkward.  So this is a nice commentary. Shall we be clear that he didn't actually say "Rob will be a great Dad."
Let's not jump the gun on this peeps.  Will he be a good Dad? Probably - but anyone that has a child SHOULD be a good parent. (although I know that's not always the case and it makes me want to break someones face.. but I digress)

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Headlines:
Is ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson Hollywood’s worst kisser? - ‘Twilight’ star falls in good company

Yes, I'm sure this is true. Rob Pattinson is Hollywood's WORST kisser.

C'mon friends. Now, I can't personally comment on whether this is true, but my gut tells me that there are far worse kissers in Hollywood than him. Just by the mere demographics and the creepies that live out there? I'm sure this is false.
Let's see the blurb:
Robert Pattinson may be regarded as one of Hollywood’s studliest actors, and there’s no doubt that he has one of most dedicated fan bases in the world, but that doesn’t change the fact that he is considered one of the worst kissers in Hollywood.
(Me = BULLSHIT  that's a load of poop.)

Believe it or not, there are people who keep tabs on Hollywood’s most famed lip-locks, and it just so happens that Pattinson’s are among the least favorable.
(Me = see my above comment)

In one of his biggest roles outside of the ‘Twilight’ film franchise, Pattinson filmed love scenes with Hollywood beauty Reese Witherspoon for the film ‘Water for Elephants’. Their interactions, however, were less than romantic.


"My nose was running all over the place..." said Pattinson, "and Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig."

Oh God that again. Yes, he was sick during part of the filming.  Not sure if anyone has experienced this rare sickness but it's called the ...."common cold"  & usually what comes with that is runny nose, eyes and coughing.  Beware - it is usually only found on the Island of Manhattan.

(that's just funny)


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Headline:
Rob Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ Co-Star Reveals: The Craziest Thing A Fan’s Ever Done To R-Patz

Oh boy - this should be good because some "fans" (term used loosely) have done some pretty wacky things.

Blurb:
One time a woman went at Rob Pattinson with a pair of scissors! Can you believe it?
We know Robert Pattinson is one of the most famous guys in the world, but one fan took things a little too far recently when she tried to go after his luscious locks. That’s just not cool!

Rob’s Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2 co-star Joe Anderson told The Sioux City Journal about one of the craziest fan encounters we’ve ever heard.

“A woman was standing outside the Sutton Place in Vancouver with a pair of scissors,” he said. “She had flown from England to cut some of Robert Pattinson’s hair for a doll.”
(Me = And can someone tell me why she wasn't arrested??  I mean scissors to cut the boys hair??)

Don’t get us wrong, we’re obsessed with R-Patz just like everyone else. However, we’d NEVER fly across the world with a pair of scissors and try to chop off his hair. That’s nuts!

(Me = closest I could get to a nutball with scissors)
What’s the craziest thing you would do with Rob?

I would give him my resume and tell him I'm a damn good actress and could he help me out! :)

Jan 23, 2012

Rob Pattinson || Crisps and stuff

Good evening all!

I'm sorry it's been so long but really, there was nothing to report on! So while I'm not writing, it's a good thing for Rob, right?

Alas, it didn't last forever.. nothing does... (deep, huh?)

What are the headlines that were so stupid tickled my fancy???

Headline:
Josh Hutcherson needs advice from Rob Pattinson

First I needed to look up who the heck he is..
He's a super actor. He played the son Lazer, in The Kids are Alright. Fabulous movie!

Blurb:
While promoting “Journey 2 — The Mysterious Island” with Vanessa Hudgens, Josh Hutcherson admits he needs some advice from Rob Pattinson on how to handle the fame likely to hit after The Hunger Games is released in theaters. Josh will play Peeta in THG.

He did no such thing - the INTERVIEWER said he should call Robert Pattinson and get advice and Josh joked along with it. My goodness people - mention Rob's name to get people to read your article.. tsk tsk tsk.

Pretty soon we will be watching a show about the migration of the monarch butterfly and the narrator will say "I bet Rob Pattinson couldn't fly with that much beauty!" or something random like that just to get people to watch!

Ironically this kid Josh was in a movie with Kristen Stewart called Zathura












Josh is the tall kid in the back. Movie was made in 2005.  I have an 11 year old son this is how I know about this movie. It's actually cute for kids.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Stocks Up on Kristen Stewart's Favorite Food

I can't tell you how many articles popped up about this.

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson is making sure that Kristen Stewart has her new favorite food. The Twilight co-stars, and real-life couple, have been spending a lot of time together, and KStew has reportedly has taken a liking to some of RPattz's British food.


According to reports, Pattinson is keeping Stewart stocked in pickled onion Space Raider Crisps. "Kristen is really into cheap crisps, because crisps are completely different in America, and you don't get things like Space Raiders," Rob said.


RPattz has been bringing back a long-term supply of KStew's favorite snack whenever he visits London. It seems that Kristen has found a love for the British food. Although, pickled onion may sound disgusting, the crisps are actually very popular in the UK. (They even come in small individual packages with aliens on them!)


Robert Pattinson seems good at keeping Kristen Stewart happy. She's one lucky lady. Hopefully, KStew is just as sweet and considerate as her boyfriend when it comes to the little things.

Ugh.. the whole article is - odd. I'm sure the are tasty but do we really need a gazillion articles about Rob purchasing these chips or crisps, whatever they are. Are people really nuts about him that just by him buying her chips she likes from London makes him the the best boyfriend. I swear if he sneezes and covers his face like most people - the girls will say "OH MY GOD HE BLOCKED HIS SNEEZE FROM HER - HOW SWEET!" I'm not saying he isn't sweet, I just think that people need to tone it down a tad.

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Headline:
Who Would You Save, Robert Pattinson or Zac Efron?



Blurb
Both of these guys are gorgeous but I like Robert Pattinson more! His enigmatic appeal is just too hard to resist!


Now picture this scenario, you, Rob and Zac were in a sinking boat in the middle of the ocean. You were able to get a small lifeboat that could only carry two passengers. Of course one of the passengers would be you so; you have to choose who to save. Who would it be? Boy-next-door Zac Efron or mysterious Robert Pattinson?

Really? THAT is a cool question? Nope, that's a CREEPY question!

Jan 17, 2012

Robert Pattinson || And the sillies continue, it's so thong!. . .

Hi everyone

Been quiet the last few days because literally all articles have been about his bald head on the peoples choice awards.. I got bored and already wrote about that. There was no need to continue to talk about the shaved head which is now probably growing back in!

Now onto some new faboo topics.
Headline:
Rob Pattinson Wore a Thong!

I read that and at first thought 'ew' because I think thongs are gross in general. But of course I had to see what in the heck they were talking about.

Blurb:
ROBERT Pattinson has revealed he wore a thong while filming The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 sex scenes with girlfriend Kristen Stewart.


The British actor says the hot footage — where vampire Edward Cullen and lover Bella Swan finally get down to business on their honeymoon — was far from sexy.


“I just ended up thinking purely about vanity things,” he said.


“You’re sitting there in a little G-string.


“They give me a big G-string — but it was too small for me. It was like old ham.”

The article itself seems disjointed. I think whoever cut and paste this together missed somethings because some of it is just weird. Although, I must admit - the line "It was like old ham," has confused the hell out of me. I don't know what that means!

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Headline:
Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart Take a Break from Cameras

Hopefully this is true. They need a break don't you think? Don't they seem like they've been pulled in every direction possible?

Blurb:
Bella Swan from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, reveals that she would be taking a break after a busy year on screen and it’s time for Robert Pattinson to take his co-star from Twilight Saga and lady love on a vacation now.


The star couple Robz-Stewz had a heavy load of word schedules in 2011 and now they need a vacation together after a crazy year of work. Kristen Stewart said my horizon is clear as of now in terms of new projects, which feels incredible, after a super hectic 2011. She also added I have finished three films I can’t wait to see come to fruition this year, On the Road, Snow White and the Huntsman, and Breaking Dawn 2.

"Kristen Stewart said.." She did? Says who? Where are they quoting from?  Tsk tsk tsk.. And who is to presume that "it's time for Robert Pattinson to take his co-star from Twilight Saga and lady love on a vacation now." Oh is it?! I see we need to tell Rob like he's a 2 year old little boy. Doesn't that sound presumptuous? Or is it just me?

Too much babble always about the "lovebirds" or "love next" or "Robsten" (I loathe that one) whatever .. it makes them sound like this weirdo couple. When if fact, I bet they are quite normal and eat and poop like everyone else. (hehe)

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Headline:
Grainger: Pattinson snog was fine

Ok I know what a shag is but is a snog something European?

Blurb:
Holliday Grainger has insisted locking lips with Robert Pattinson wasn't nerve-wracking at all.
The Jane Eyre star - who acted opposite Robert in 2007 film The Bad Mother's Handbook - reunited with the Twilight heartthrob for the upcoming period drama Bel Ami, in which she plays his love interest.
"I've worked with him pre-Twilight so I wasn't massively scared having to go in there and snog him," Holliday said.
When asked if R-Patz had changed since achieving global fame in the hit vampire franchise, she replied: "No, not at all. He's a lovely guy. Always has been."

Hrmm.. still unsure but whatever.

I'm curious why they ask if Rob has changed?  Do people change when they become famous?  I don't know from personal experience (yet, fingers crossed.. well not becoming famous but becoming a regular working actress.. I digress) but I would think no, right?  I guess some do. Like Beyonce with her renting out the whole floor for her baby etc. That seems a bit... extreme to me but hey that's just me. I'm sure Rob is the same person he was a few years back as he is now. Little older, little richer, and a little more sought after but still himself. I have yet to work with him so I'll let you know.

Jan 12, 2012

Robert Pattinson || Bald.. boring..barbie?

Hello all

Everyone seems to be a bit miffed that Rob has shaved his head.
Headline:
ROBERT PATTINSON DEBUTS NEW SHAVED HEAD AT THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS

The choice of the word 'debuts' is so appropriate don't you think?
He walks on stage (in slow motion of course) .. his eyes looking back and forth .. angels start singing.. harps plays and !BANG! there is Rob with his "Bald but Beautiful" look..

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Exactly

Although, here is a blurb from the article:
It was a successful night for Robert Pattinson - not only did he pick up an award for Favourite Dramatic Movie at the People's Choice Awards but he also debuted a new shaven do'.


Long gone are the floppy locks infamous with his Twilight character, vampire Edward Cullen, instead, he's now opted for a no-frills shaven cut.


Though his new buzz cut will be a shock for some fans, it's far less controversial than the half-shaved look he tried out for new film Cosmopolis back in July - we're still shuddering at the thought!
Ugh, no comment except who cares - it's hair.

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Some headlines I found ... interesting..
Robert Pattinson Wants to Ban Boring People
Robert Pattinson dislikes boring people
Robert Pattinson Thinks Boring People Should be Sent to Prison



Hrmm.. doesn't this sound like something is a bit off about this, no?

Blurbs:
According to Contact Music, here's what he said about what he would do to uninteresting people: "I'd prohibit boring people. In my opinion there is nothing worse. The people who were boring should be in prison and be forced to learn to be creative with the other prisoners."


What Robert Pattinson fails to remember is that not everyone can be an actor or an artist - without the "boring" jobs of people like factory workers, the world wouldn't be able to function. And sadly the people who hold such jobs and work long shifts don't have the luxury of time to spend on being creative.

Immediately he's tried and convicted. Anyone can write anything about any person and it can have nooooo basis in reality. For example .. watch this you won't believe it..
"According to an inside source Rob Pattinson has a third nipple growing out of his belly button. Cast mates were horrified at the discovery, but because is Rob they let it go."
See that line? I made it up. Just now. Top of my little old head. Yet, people can read that and faster than you know it's all over the internet with people saying they saw it, or that it's ok we love him, etc.

My point is - before you all jump down his throat - wait for the context of the interview. *IF* there was even an interview. It seems very tongue and cheek and very like his style when he interviews. He gets nervous and says things that sometimes are a little off color or silly.

So chill out people - I don't think that this has much validity.

And by the way, I read that this interview was done for a German magazine. Let me tell you from experience - that occasionally things get lost in interpretation. If this was conducted in German, then the translation to English may be different.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Become Barbie Dolls (Photo)









It's so funny how usually when they make barbie dolls after characters - it still looks like a barbie, only different is the outfit.  Same barbie face for the last 50 plus years.
Course Ken never looked like that - which to me looks like Edward the corpse.

Jan 10, 2012

Robert Pattinson || I love contradictions!

The headlines are fun to report on because they literally contradict each other!

Ok Headlines:
Kristen Stewart Kicks Robert Pattinson Out of Their Home?
Did Kristen Stewart Kick Robert Pattinson Out?

Now Kristen is being accused of throwing Rob out? Ok here are the blurbs associated with the headlines:
Look Magazine reports that their relationship has been on the rocks since Pattinson’s night out with a group that included actress Sarah Roemer.


An insider claims ”Kristen’s had enough. She called Rob from London where she’s been filming and told him they shouldn’t be living together when they’re in a bad place in their relationship.”


The source continued, “I think Rob was devastated, but he must agree as he’s moved into a hotel. Days later, when Kristen was back, she moved her stuff out too-the memories of the happy times were too much for her. Rob says it was an innocent flirtation that got blown out of proportion, but Kristen’s not convinced. They still love each other and Rob’s desperate not to lose her."

The way things are phrased are just great, aren't they? "..she moved her stuff out too - the memories of happy times were too much for her." Says.. who? First of all, I don't believe this B.S. anyway. Because it's always a 'source close to the couple' or 'an insider' blah blah.. but then they make it seem so melodramatic. It's almost as if when you read some of this crap stuff that you can see Kristen standing there with her hand over her forehead as a damsel in distress! Give me a break. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's all a load of baloney, ok?

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Now if she did throw him out why oh why are there headlines now that say...:
Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart Spotted Kickin It At XXXX Again last Night In Cali
Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart Spotted Hittin Up New York City Other Day & Shocked Fans
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Party in LA

Soooo let's see.. she threw his sorry arse out, but they are partying in LA & NY? Aye captain something smells fishy!

Blurbs from article:
According to a new report out of Hollywood Life, our favorite Twilight couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted rockin it out at the XXXXX again last night,January 8th in Los Angeles,California after supposedly partying in New York City a couple nights back.
They say fans hopped on Twitter to reveal their,famous star sightings. User Onelia Estudillo hit it up on January 8th to tweet, “This is our We just Rob and Kristen face. twilightgeeks XXXXX.” After that, a response came in from another tweeter who wrote, “last night! Robsten were adorbs as always, was hard to maintain composure.”

Guess the ole heave ho of Rob was short lived. duh..

Now, can I just mention people who Tweet where they are, notice thy name of my blog. Leave them alone. Let them hang out with people in peace. And please for the love of God, don't write words like "adorbs" again, makes you sound the opposite of smart.

And as always, I'm X'ing out any information about their personal stuff - locations etc.  I don't dig it!

Jan 5, 2012

Robert Pattinson || He cracks up in Bel Ami? | Cursed future?..

The subject line had me laughing very hard to myself.
The reason for that is this headline:
Robert Pattinson Reportedly Shows His Naked Butt In New ‘Bel Ami’ Movie

Am I clever or what? (shut up if you said or what) ha

The blurb from this article:

Robert Pattinson reportedly shows his naked butt in new ‘Bel Ami’ movie. According to a new report from Hollywood Life, a few ladies over in Belgium got to see an early,special screening of Twilight mega star Robert Pattinson’s new flick Bel Ami yesterday,and among having rave reviews about Rob’s,apparent, awesome performance, one of them also revealed that Rob stripped down to show some bare butt for his lady fans.


Twitter user PonytailStew hopped on,and tweeted, “Rob’s performance in Bel Ami is extraordinary. It’s something totally different than what we’re used. It’s amazing!” Then she went on to write, “HOT, NAKED ROB! Do I need to say more? Yes, we get a lovely view of Rob’s well trained but. drools. I swear I was almost drooling throughout the entire movie.”


So,yeah,it’s like we described it in the past. You’ll see Rob like you’ve never seen him before in this flick,and you’ll get to see parts of him that you’ve never seen before.

Extraordinary performance, yet all she talks about is his rear end? That's just what an actor wants to hear. Although, I guess it's better than saying his butt was hairy and saggy.. Sadly, a lot of people will be reporting on his ASSets instead of how good (or not) he is in the movie. I must say I did hear some good buzz about the movie. I assure you though, "HOT, NAKED ROB!" is not what I'd say is an actors dream review.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)


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HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Victims of 'Twilight' Curse?

Twilight curse? Sounds like someone referring to getting their period in the early evening. What the hell is this curse? So I read on...

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart owe their success to the Twilight Saga films, but has the vampire franchise cursed the actors? New reports suggest that the real-life couple known as "Robsten" may have to endure a lifelong curse.
(Me = Known as "Robsten?" by who? - ugh that name is so dumb. Also, I do believe that if I was blessed enough to be cast in this movie (as you know I'm a struggling actress - shameless plug) I wouldn't consider it a CURSE and I'm sure they don't either people. It's opened doors that may never have been opened.)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won over fans as Bella Swan and Edward Cullen in Twilight. Although fans loved the duo's on and off screen chemistry, movie executives may not. Could this hurt them in the future? (Probably not!) The couple are two of the hottest, and most talented, actors in Hollywood. Who wouldn't want to cast them?


Will RPattz and KStew forever be remembered as Edward and Bella? It's highly likely. While Rob and Kristen have been busy playing various roles, it seems that their vampire past will always be there to haunt them no matter what characters they portray. The actors will always be best known for their Twilight past.
(Me = Who knows but it's not something to be ashamed of!)

However, Pattinson and Stewart should be proud of the films. Not only did they shoot the couple to fame, but they're the reason behind Robsten's love story. This means that Twilight will always have a special place in the hearts of fans, and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. So, they might as well embrace it!
(Me = Ah well as long as you are giving them permission to embrace it, I'm sure now they will)

Jan 3, 2012

Robert Pattinson || More silly sagas to report on!

Hope everyone had a wonderful new year - safe.. drink away just don't get your ass in a car and drive!

On to more silly and stupid things!

Headline:
R-Patz &; KStew Started The New Year In Each Other's Arms

Anyone annoyed at the nicknames they have? R-Patz.. KStew.. Rob's nickname sounds like a manuver for the police and Kristens sounds like a fancy soup.

Ok, let's here the blurb from these mushfest:

Glad to hear these two are going strong even in the off season! (You know, post-Twilight promotional tours.)


Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart originally had plans to have a very lavish evening in Hollywood for New Year's eve. Then, at the last minute, the young couple decided what was best for them was to have a chill evening together, away from all the craziness and fanfare.
One source explains:
“Rob and Kristen decided to go to a house party in XXXXXXX. They wanted to bring in the new year with some close friends and have a low-key night. They originally planned to have a five course meal at Rob’s favorite West Hollywood hotel XXXXXXX, but decided to do something more intimate.”

Good for them! Private moments alone are few and far between for the two of them, so we're glad to hear that they spent such a special evening this way.
Besides, we don't consider them party people anyway. They have the kind of laid back relationship that most celeb couples could only dream of … when they aren't in front of the cameras, that is.c, sorry)

So the 'in each others arms - is a bit of speculation. Stop with the mushy gushy crap! If they've been together as long as is speculated, at this point I'm sure they are very comfy in front of each other and the honeymoon stage is ovah!

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Headline:
Will Robert Pattinson &; Kristen Stewart Elope This Year?

Yes, a "source" told me they are going to the Isle of Esme and recreating the honeymoon scene from BD part I.

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Headline:
WHAT’S WITH THE WEIRD FACES ROBERT PATTINSON?!

Blurb:
ROB UNLEASHES THE UGLY…


We’ve said it before, but Jeeeeezus, Robert Pattinson really doesn’t seem to enjoy being an attractive man.


There was a time many years ago when he would gaze seductively into the camera, give it a bit of sexy / moody, but now… now he poses using his farting face.
(Me = farting face - really? that's just stupid.. )

Why, Bobbie, why? Why you gotta do this to us?
(Me = Bobbie? He's name is now Bobbie? - hurl)

My guess would be because most of the time he steps outside of 4 walls - his picture is being taken. Which means thousands of pictures have been taken of him & it's constant. So, he's bored.
And they aren't "ugly" - I think they are hilarious.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson &; Kristen Stewart: More Chemistry Onscreen Or Off?

Oyyyy - This is funny. Edward and Bella have really good chemistry in the movies don't they? But I hate to be the bearer of bad news but their off screen chemistry isn't related to the movies that they make. It's acting.

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Headline:
Do Robert Pattinson's Strange Faces Make Kristen Stewart Laugh?

Who cares, they make me laugh - and isn't it all about me anyway?