Leave Rob Pattinson Alone

Robert Pattinson || Daddy dude! - Disgusting smooches? - Doll-do?

2012-01-27T20:31:00.000-05:00

Some weeks are boring in the tabloid department - so it's good!

But now some other headlines have popped up that I must comment on.

Headline?
Robert Pattinson Will Be A Great Dad, ‘Breaking Dawn’ Director Says

I wonder if the director REALLY said that, or was it taken out of context? Let's see shall we?
Blurb:
Bill Condon reveals what we knew all along — Rob’s natural and kind with children. Find out why he will be the perfect father!
Robert Pattinson is so sweet, and now the director of Breaking Dawn has revealed why he will be an amazing dad!

Rob, 25, gets a rave from Bill Condon on the DVD commentary of Breaking Dawn.

“You look at Rob here and you get a little hint of what you’ll see a lot of in the second film,” he says. “He is unbelievably tender with babies — with children, not just babies. He was with Mackenzie [Foy] too. There’s something that changes about him when he’s with children. He’s just so sweet and caring and I think you really get a little glimpse of that here.”

Do YOU think Rob will be a great father in real life too, HollywoodLifers?

Ok so he didn't actually say that he will be a good Dad, but he says he is tender and sweet with kids. That's lovely because a lot of actors that may not have that much experience with children tend to feel awkward. So this is a nice commentary. Shall we be clear that he didn't actually say "Rob will be a great Dad."
Let's not jump the gun on this peeps. Will he be a good Dad? Probably - but anyone that has a child SHOULD be a good parent. (although I know that's not always the case and it makes me want to break someones face.. but I digress)

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Headlines:
Is ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson Hollywood’s worst kisser? - ‘Twilight’ star falls in good company

Yes, I'm sure this is true. Rob Pattinson is Hollywood's WORST kisser.

C'mon friends. Now, I can't personally comment on whether this is true, but my gut tells me that there are far worse kissers in Hollywood than him. Just by the mere demographics and the creepies that live out there? I'm sure this is false.
Let's see the blurb:
Robert Pattinson may be regarded as one of Hollywood’s studliest actors, and there’s no doubt that he has one of most dedicated fan bases in the world, but that doesn’t change the fact that he is considered one of the worst kissers in Hollywood.
(Me = ~~BULLSHIT~~ that's a load of poop.)

Believe it or not, there are people who keep tabs on Hollywood’s most famed lip-locks, and it just so happens that Pattinson’s are among the least favorable.
(Me = see my above comment)

In one of his biggest roles outside of the ‘Twilight’ film franchise, Pattinson filmed love scenes with Hollywood beauty Reese Witherspoon for the film ‘Water for Elephants’. Their interactions, however, were less than romantic.

"My nose was running all over the place..." said Pattinson, "and Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig."

Oh God that again. Yes, he was sick during part of the filming. Not sure if anyone has experienced this rare sickness but it's called the ...."common cold" & usually what comes with that is runny nose, eyes and coughing. Beware - it is usually only found on the Island of Manhattan.

(that's just funny)

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Headline:
Rob Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ Co-Star Reveals: The Craziest Thing A Fan’s Ever Done To R-Patz

Oh boy - this should be good because some "fans" (term used loosely) have done some pretty wacky things.

Blurb:
One time a woman went at Rob Pattinson with a pair of scissors! Can you believe it?
We know Robert Pattinson is one of the most famous guys in the world, but one fan took things a little too far recently when she tried to go after his luscious locks. That’s just not cool!

Rob’s Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2 co-star Joe Anderson told The Sioux City Journal about one of the craziest fan encounters we’ve ever heard.

“A woman was standing outside the Sutton Place in Vancouver with a pair of scissors,” he said. “She had flown from England to cut some of Robert Pattinson’s hair for a doll.”
(Me = And can someone tell me why she wasn't arrested?? I mean scissors to cut the boys hair??)

Don’t get us wrong, we’re obsessed with R-Patz just like everyone else. However, we’d NEVER fly across the world with a pair of scissors and try to chop off his hair. That’s nuts!

(Me = closest I could get to a nutball with scissors)
What’s the craziest thing you would do with Rob?

I would give him my resume and tell him I'm a damn good actress and could he help me out! :)

Rob Pattinson || Crisps and stuff

2012-01-23T20:35:00.000-05:00

Good evening all!

I'm sorry it's been so long but really, there was nothing to report on! So while I'm not writing, it's a good thing for Rob, right?

Alas, it didn't last forever.. nothing does... (deep, huh?)

What are the headlines that ~~were so stupid~~ tickled my fancy???

Headline:
Josh Hutcherson needs advice from Rob Pattinson

First I needed to look up who the heck he is..
He's a super actor. He played the son Lazer, in The Kids are Alright. Fabulous movie!

Blurb:
While promoting “Journey 2 — The Mysterious Island” with Vanessa Hudgens, Josh Hutcherson admits he needs some advice from Rob Pattinson on how to handle the fame likely to hit after The Hunger Games is released in theaters. Josh will play Peeta in THG.

He did no such thing - the INTERVIEWER said he should call Robert Pattinson and get advice and Josh joked along with it. My goodness people - mention Rob's name to get people to read your article.. tsk tsk tsk.

Pretty soon we will be watching a show about the migration of the monarch butterfly and the narrator will say "I bet Rob Pattinson couldn't fly with that much beauty!" or something random like that just to get people to watch!

Ironically this kid Josh was in a movie with Kristen Stewart called Zathura

Josh is the tall kid in the back. Movie was made in 2005. I have an 11 year old son this is how I know about this movie. It's actually cute for kids.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Stocks Up on Kristen Stewart's Favorite Food

I can't tell you how many articles popped up about this.

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson is making sure that Kristen Stewart has her new favorite food. The Twilight co-stars, and real-life couple, have been spending a lot of time together, and KStew has reportedly has taken a liking to some of RPattz's British food.

According to reports, Pattinson is keeping Stewart stocked in pickled onion Space Raider Crisps. "Kristen is really into cheap crisps, because crisps are completely different in America, and you don't get things like Space Raiders," Rob said.

RPattz has been bringing back a long-term supply of KStew's favorite snack whenever he visits London. It seems that Kristen has found a love for the British food. Although, pickled onion may sound disgusting, the crisps are actually very popular in the UK. (They even come in small individual packages with aliens on them!)

Robert Pattinson seems good at keeping Kristen Stewart happy. She's one lucky lady. Hopefully, KStew is just as sweet and considerate as her boyfriend when it comes to the little things.

Ugh.. the whole article is - odd. I'm sure the are tasty but do we really need a gazillion articles about Rob purchasing these chips or crisps, whatever they are. Are people really nuts about him that just by him buying her chips she likes from London makes him the the best boyfriend. I swear if he sneezes and covers his face like most people - the girls will say "OH MY GOD HE BLOCKED HIS SNEEZE FROM HER - HOW SWEET!" I'm not saying he isn't sweet, I just think that people need to tone it down a tad.

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Headline:
Who Would You Save, Robert Pattinson or Zac Efron?

Blurb
Both of these guys are gorgeous but I like Robert Pattinson more! His enigmatic appeal is just too hard to resist!

Now picture this scenario, you, Rob and Zac were in a sinking boat in the middle of the ocean. You were able to get a small lifeboat that could only carry two passengers. Of course one of the passengers would be you so; you have to choose who to save. Who would it be? Boy-next-door Zac Efron or mysterious Robert Pattinson?

Really? THAT is a cool question? Nope, that's a CREEPY question!

Robert Pattinson || And the sillies continue, it's so thong!. . .

2012-01-17T08:46:00.000-05:00

Hi everyone

Been quiet the last few days because literally all articles have been about his bald head on the peoples choice awards.. I got bored and already wrote about that. There was no need to continue to talk about the shaved head which is now probably growing back in!

Now onto some new faboo topics.
Headline:
Rob Pattinson Wore a Thong!

I read that and at first thought 'ew' because I think thongs are gross in general. But of course I had to see what in the heck they were talking about.

Blurb:
ROBERT Pattinson has revealed he wore a thong while filming The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 sex scenes with girlfriend Kristen Stewart.

The British actor says the hot footage — where vampire Edward Cullen and lover Bella Swan finally get down to business on their honeymoon — was far from sexy.

“I just ended up thinking purely about vanity things,” he said.

“You’re sitting there in a little G-string.

“They give me a big G-string — but it was too small for me. It was like old ham.”

The article itself seems disjointed. I think whoever cut and paste this together missed somethings because some of it is just weird. Although, I must admit - the line "It was like old ham," has confused the hell out of me. I don't know what that means!

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Headline:
Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart Take a Break from Cameras

Hopefully this is true. They need a break don't you think? Don't they seem like they've been pulled in every direction possible?

Blurb:
Bella Swan from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, reveals that she would be taking a break after a busy year on screen and it’s time for Robert Pattinson to take his co-star from Twilight Saga and lady love on a vacation now.

The star couple Robz-Stewz had a heavy load of word schedules in 2011 and now they need a vacation together after a crazy year of work. Kristen Stewart said my horizon is clear as of now in terms of new projects, which feels incredible, after a super hectic 2011. She also added I have finished three films I can’t wait to see come to fruition this year, On the Road, Snow White and the Huntsman, and Breaking Dawn 2.

"Kristen Stewart said.." She did? Says who? Where are they quoting from? Tsk tsk tsk.. And who is to presume that "it's time for Robert Pattinson to take his co-star from Twilight Saga and lady love on a vacation now." Oh is it?! I see we need to tell Rob like he's a 2 year old little boy. Doesn't that sound presumptuous? Or is it just me?

Too much babble always about the "lovebirds" or "love next" or "Robsten" (I loathe that one) whatever .. it makes them sound like this weirdo couple. When if fact, I bet they are quite normal and eat and poop like everyone else. (hehe)

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Headline:
Grainger: Pattinson snog was fine

Ok I know what a shag is but is a snog something European?

Blurb:
Holliday Grainger has insisted locking lips with Robert Pattinson wasn't nerve-wracking at all.
The Jane Eyre star - who acted opposite Robert in 2007 film The Bad Mother's Handbook - reunited with the Twilight heartthrob for the upcoming period drama Bel Ami, in which she plays his love interest.
"I've worked with him pre-Twilight so I wasn't massively scared having to go in there and snog him," Holliday said.
When asked if R-Patz had changed since achieving global fame in the hit vampire franchise, she replied: "No, not at all. He's a lovely guy. Always has been."

Hrmm.. still unsure but whatever.

I'm curious why they ask if Rob has changed? Do people change when they become famous? I don't know from personal experience (yet, fingers crossed.. well not becoming famous but becoming a regular working actress.. I digress) but I would think no, right? I guess some do. Like Beyonce with her renting out the whole floor for her baby etc. That seems a bit... extreme to me but hey that's just me. I'm sure Rob is the same person he was a few years back as he is now. Little older, little richer, and a little more sought after but still himself. I have yet to work with him so I'll let you know.

Robert Pattinson || Bald.. boring..barbie?

2012-01-12T08:51:00.000-05:00

Hello all

Everyone seems to be a bit miffed that Rob has shaved his head.
Headline:
ROBERT PATTINSON DEBUTS NEW SHAVED HEAD AT THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS

The choice of the word 'debuts' is so appropriate don't you think?
He walks on stage (in slow motion of course) .. his eyes looking back and forth .. angels start singing.. harps plays and !BANG! there is Rob with his "Bald but Beautiful" look..

Exactly

Although, here is a blurb from the article:
It was a successful night for Robert Pattinson - not only did he pick up an award for Favourite Dramatic Movie at the People's Choice Awards but he also debuted a new shaven do'.

Long gone are the floppy locks infamous with his Twilight character, vampire Edward Cullen, instead, he's now opted for a no-frills shaven cut.

Though his new buzz cut will be a shock for some fans, it's far less controversial than the half-shaved look he tried out for new film Cosmopolis back in July - we're still shuddering at the thought!
Ugh, no comment except who cares - it's hair.

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Some headlines I found ... interesting..
Robert Pattinson Wants to Ban Boring People
Robert Pattinson dislikes boring people
Robert Pattinson Thinks Boring People Should be Sent to Prison

Hrmm.. doesn't this sound like something is a bit off about this, no?

Blurbs:
According to Contact Music, here's what he said about what he would do to uninteresting people: "I'd prohibit boring people. In my opinion there is nothing worse. The people who were boring should be in prison and be forced to learn to be creative with the other prisoners."

What Robert Pattinson fails to remember is that not everyone can be an actor or an artist - without the "boring" jobs of people like factory workers, the world wouldn't be able to function. And sadly the people who hold such jobs and work long shifts don't have the luxury of time to spend on being creative.

Immediately he's tried and convicted. Anyone can write anything about any person and it can have nooooo basis in reality. For example .. watch this you won't believe it..

"According to an inside source Rob Pattinson has a third nipple growing out of his belly button. Cast mates were horrified at the discovery, but because is Rob they let it go."

See that line? I made it up. Just now. Top of my little old head. Yet, people can read that and faster than you know it's all over the internet with people saying they saw it, or that it's ok we love him, etc.

My point is - before you all jump down his throat - wait for the context of the interview. *IF* there was even an interview. It seems very tongue and cheek and very like his style when he interviews. He gets nervous and says things that sometimes are a little off color or silly.

So chill out people - I don't think that this has much validity.

And by the way, I read that this interview was done for a German magazine. Let me tell you from experience - that occasionally things get lost in interpretation. If this was conducted in German, then the translation to English may be different.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Become Barbie Dolls (Photo)

It's so funny how usually when they make barbie dolls after characters - it still looks like a barbie, only different is the outfit. Same barbie face for the last 50 plus years.
Course Ken never looked like that - which to me looks like Edward the corpse.

Robert Pattinson || I love contradictions!

2012-01-10T12:10:00.000-05:00

The headlines are fun to report on because they literally contradict each other!

Ok Headlines:
Kristen Stewart Kicks Robert Pattinson Out of Their Home?
Did Kristen Stewart Kick Robert Pattinson Out?

Now Kristen is being accused of throwing Rob out? Ok here are the blurbs associated with the headlines:
Look Magazine reports that their relationship has been on the rocks since Pattinson’s night out with a group that included actress Sarah Roemer.

An insider claims ”Kristen’s had enough. She called Rob from London where she’s been filming and told him they shouldn’t be living together when they’re in a bad place in their relationship.”

The source continued, “I think Rob was devastated, but he must agree as he’s moved into a hotel. Days later, when Kristen was back, she moved her stuff out too-the memories of the happy times were too much for her. Rob says it was an innocent flirtation that got blown out of proportion, but Kristen’s not convinced. They still love each other and Rob’s desperate not to lose her."

The way things are phrased are just great, aren't they? "..she moved her stuff out too - the memories of happy times were too much for her." Says.. who? First of all, I don't believe this B.S. anyway. Because it's always a 'source close to the couple' or 'an insider' blah blah.. but then they make it seem so melodramatic. It's almost as if when you read some of this ~~crap~~ stuff that you can see Kristen standing there with her hand over her forehead as a damsel in distress! Give me a break. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's all a load of baloney, ok?

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Now if she did throw him out why oh why are there headlines now that say...:
Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart Spotted Kickin It At XXXX Again last Night In Cali
Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart Spotted Hittin Up New York City Other Day & Shocked Fans
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Party in LA

Soooo let's see.. she threw his sorry arse out, but they are partying in LA & NY? Aye captain something smells fishy!

Blurbs from article:
According to a new report out of Hollywood Life, our favorite Twilight couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted rockin it out at the XXXXX again last night,January 8th in Los Angeles,California after supposedly partying in New York City a couple nights back.
They say fans hopped on Twitter to reveal their,famous star sightings. User Onelia Estudillo hit it up on January 8th to tweet, “This is our We just Rob and Kristen face. twilightgeeks XXXXX.” After that, a response came in from another tweeter who wrote, “last night! Robsten were adorbs as always, was hard to maintain composure.”

Guess the ole heave ho of Rob was short lived. duh..

Now, can I just mention people who Tweet where they are, notice thy name of my blog. Leave them alone. Let them hang out with people in peace. And please for the love of God, don't write words like "adorbs" again, makes you sound the opposite of smart.

And as always, I'm X'ing out any information about their personal stuff - locations etc. I don't dig it!

Robert Pattinson || He cracks up in Bel Ami? | Cursed future?..

2012-01-05T22:33:00.000-05:00

The subject line had me laughing very hard to myself.
The reason for that is this headline:
Robert Pattinson Reportedly Shows His Naked Butt In New ‘Bel Ami’ Movie

Am I clever or what? (shut up if you said or what) ha

The blurb from this article:

Robert Pattinson reportedly shows his naked butt in new ‘Bel Ami’ movie. According to a new report from Hollywood Life, a few ladies over in Belgium got to see an early,special screening of Twilight mega star Robert Pattinson’s new flick Bel Ami yesterday,and among having rave reviews about Rob’s,apparent, awesome performance, one of them also revealed that Rob stripped down to show some bare butt for his lady fans.

Twitter user PonytailStew hopped on,and tweeted, “Rob’s performance in Bel Ami is extraordinary. It’s something totally different than what we’re used. It’s amazing!” Then she went on to write, “HOT, NAKED ROB! Do I need to say more? Yes, we get a lovely view of Rob’s well trained but. drools. I swear I was almost drooling throughout the entire movie.”

So,yeah,it’s like we described it in the past. You’ll see Rob like you’ve never seen him before in this flick,and you’ll get to see parts of him that you’ve never seen before.

Extraordinary performance, yet all she talks about is his rear end? That's just what an actor wants to hear. Although, I guess it's better than saying his butt was hairy and saggy.. Sadly, a lot of people will be reporting on his ASSets instead of how good (or not) he is in the movie. I must say I did hear some good buzz about the movie. I assure you though, "HOT, NAKED ROB!" is not what I'd say is an actors dream review.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

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HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Victims of 'Twilight' Curse?

Twilight curse? Sounds like someone referring to getting their period in the early evening. What the hell is this curse? So I read on...

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart owe their success to the Twilight Saga films, but has the vampire franchise cursed the actors? New reports suggest that the real-life couple known as "Robsten" may have to endure a lifelong curse.
(Me = Known as "Robsten?" by who? - ugh that name is so dumb. Also, I do believe that if I was blessed enough to be cast in this movie (as you know I'm a struggling actress - shameless plug) I wouldn't consider it a CURSE and I'm sure they don't either people. It's opened doors that may never have been opened.)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won over fans as Bella Swan and Edward Cullen in Twilight. Although fans loved the duo's on and off screen chemistry, movie executives may not. Could this hurt them in the future? (Probably not!) The couple are two of the hottest, and most talented, actors in Hollywood. Who wouldn't want to cast them?

Will RPattz and KStew forever be remembered as Edward and Bella? It's highly likely. While Rob and Kristen have been busy playing various roles, it seems that their vampire past will always be there to haunt them no matter what characters they portray. The actors will always be best known for their Twilight past.
(Me = Who knows but it's not something to be ashamed of!)

However, Pattinson and Stewart should be proud of the films. Not only did they shoot the couple to fame, but they're the reason behind Robsten's love story. This means that Twilight will always have a special place in the hearts of fans, and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. So, they might as well embrace it!
(Me = Ah well as long as you are giving them permission to embrace it, I'm sure now they will)

Robert Pattinson || More silly sagas to report on!

2012-01-03T09:53:00.001-05:00

Hope everyone had a wonderful new year - safe.. drink away just don't get your ass in a car and drive!

On to more silly and stupid things!

Headline:
R-Patz &; KStew Started The New Year In Each Other's Arms

Anyone annoyed at the nicknames they have? R-Patz.. KStew.. Rob's nickname sounds like a manuver for the police and Kristens sounds like a fancy soup.

Ok, let's here the blurb from these mushfest:

Glad to hear these two are going strong even in the off season! (You know, post-Twilight promotional tours.)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart originally had plans to have a very lavish evening in Hollywood for New Year's eve. Then, at the last minute, the young couple decided what was best for them was to have a chill evening together, away from all the craziness and fanfare.
One source explains:
“Rob and Kristen decided to go to a house party in XXXXXXX. They wanted to bring in the new year with some close friends and have a low-key night. They originally planned to have a five course meal at Rob’s favorite West Hollywood hotel XXXXXXX, but decided to do something more intimate.”

Good for them! Private moments alone are few and far between for the two of them, so we're glad to hear that they spent such a special evening this way.
Besides, we don't consider them party people anyway. They have the kind of laid back relationship that most celeb couples could only dream of … when they aren't in front of the cameras, that is.c, sorry)

So the 'in each others arms - is a bit of speculation. Stop with the mushy gushy crap! If they've been together as long as is speculated, at this point I'm sure they are very comfy in front of each other and the honeymoon stage is ovah!

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Headline:
Will Robert Pattinson &; Kristen Stewart Elope This Year?

Yes, a "source" told me they are going to the Isle of Esme and recreating the honeymoon scene from BD part I.

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Headline:
WHAT’S WITH THE WEIRD FACES ROBERT PATTINSON?!

Blurb:
ROB UNLEASHES THE UGLY…

We’ve said it before, but Jeeeeezus, Robert Pattinson really doesn’t seem to enjoy being an attractive man.

There was a time many years ago when he would gaze seductively into the camera, give it a bit of sexy / moody, but now… now he poses using his farting face.
(Me = farting face - really? that's just stupid.. )

Why, Bobbie, why? Why you gotta do this to us?
(Me = Bobbie? He's name is now Bobbie? - hurl)

My guess would be because most of the time he steps outside of 4 walls - his picture is being taken. Which means thousands of pictures have been taken of him & it's constant. So, he's bored.
And they aren't "ugly" - I think they are hilarious.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson &; Kristen Stewart: More Chemistry Onscreen Or Off?

Oyyyy - This is funny. Edward and Bella have really good chemistry in the movies don't they? But I hate to be the bearer of bad news but their off screen chemistry isn't related to the movies that they make. It's acting.

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Headline:
Do Robert Pattinson's Strange Faces Make Kristen Stewart Laugh?

Who cares, they make me laugh - and isn't it all about me anyway?

To all my faithful readers :)

2011-12-31T22:44:00.002-05:00

Rob Pattinson || Bearded byebye - beer belly? -

2011-12-29T14:03:00.000-05:00

The ~~crap~~ er ~~gossip~~ um information never stops!

Headlines:
R-Patz Sad To Leave Family Holiday In Londontown
Robert Pattinson and his beard leave London after the holidays

A big bye bye to Rob leaving London apparently. And from what this headline says, his beard went with him. I'm surprised at that, I thought maybe the beard would stay a bit longer and visit.. snobby beard.

Yes, it appears to me that Rob is going back to LA which is where he lives now. As are most people that went visiting family. They are now going back home. This is not shocking nor earth shattering. Well, except the pictures they took of Rob packing up his car. More tacky bull. And by the way - how do they know he was sad?? In the sneaky pictures - there were no tears.

And of course this blurb:
Fortunately for us, YES you DO have to come back!
After a nice, relaxing holiday with family in London, R-Patz packed up his schtuff, including his precious guitar, and said a teary goodbye to his parents.

After clearly doing nothing much, except for growing a big, bushy beard, Rob packed his things into a cab as his parents (not pictured) were seen waving him off while wearing their bathrobes.
Must have felt nice to get away from work AND the paps and spend a calm vacay in his hometown.
We sure did you miss you though, R-Patz. We'll be waiting not so patiently for your return!

"Must have felt nice to get away from work AND the paps.." The paps?? They were right there - taking his freakin' picture! Ugh..

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Hiding a 'Beer Belly'? Say It Ain't So!

Oh God.. first his smells, now his fat?

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson is supposedly getting a little chubby. The Twilight actor is said to have been sneaking some of his favorite snacks and drinking a lot of beer in the last few months.

However, despite claims that he is "getting fat" the actor still looks pretty good! Has he taken to hiding his beer belly as STAR magazine is suggesting?

"By the last week of the shoot, Rob had gained so much that they had to keep making the beach scenes darker and darker so you couldn't see his beer belly," said the Star source.

No way! Gossip Cop is once again debunking this crazy rumor started by STAR. Robert Pattinson isn't getting fat, so no worries to all of his legions of fans out there!

Even if he did gain a little weight, can you blame him? He's been working hard and making the most of his time off might be a good thing for Rob!

Yeah, I'm sure they had to make the scenes darker and darker because Rob's belly is now grazing around his knees. Star magazine.. morons. A guy, drinking beer and eating snacks? Now THAT is unheard of - I think someone should stage and intervention!
please...

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Headline:
See Robert Pattinson's Christmas Eve Pub Night With Pals

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson was able to spend his holiday break at home in London with friends and family. On Saturday, he linked up with some old pals for an evening at a pub! He was seen chatting with friends, including one brunette girl, while drinking a couple beers at the XXXXXX. He stayed out until past midnight, but apparently still spent Christmas Sunday morning with his parents Clare and Richard. Robert left his childhood home this morning, though, already looking toward his next fun night coming up on New Year's Eve.

First of all, yes there are tons of sneaky pictures taken of him at the bar. You know, I've been on set with some famous people and it never would even occur to me to sneakily take out my iphone and take their picture. I'd feel slime ooze out of my pours.. yet these people have no problem with it.
And why mention he is out with pals - then say "including a brunette girl." Is there some dictionary definition I am unaware of that the word 'pal' excludes brown haired women? Or women in general? Let's see..

pal [pal] Show IPA noun, verb, palled, pal·ling. Informal .
noun
1.a very close, intimate friend; comrade; chum.

Nope, I don't see anything. Ahhh so the goal of pointing out that there was a browned haired girl there was to cause angst. Silly me - I thought maybe I'd learn something new about the word 'pal.'

Until next time.....

Really fun movie to watch!

Robert Pattinson || Boyfriends and sightings and smelly butts!

2011-12-26T18:52:00.000-05:00

Well I hope you all had a wonderful Holiday whatever it is that you celebrate!

Now back to bidnezzz!

Ok so some of the headlines that have surfaced and piqued my interest...
Robert Pattinson: Christmas In London Without Kristen Stewart?
ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART WILL SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER!

Odd isn't it? Once says one thing and the other - completely the opposite.
The one that says Rob was in London had this people tweeting things like this:
Jamie Hearne wrote, “In the same pub as R Patz, how he is a heartthrob I’ll never know #overrated #craplad #hashtag.”
Also backing up the info was Paddy Hughes, who wrote, “In the pub, Robert Pattinson is here & Lorraine Pascal. Made sure Lorraine knows wot cheese cake is & how 2 improve stories (Harry Hill).”

NONE of that makes sense to me but the first one screams of jealousy. Why on earth would you write something like that if you weren't screaming inside with jealousy? But who know if Rob was even there - I mean from reading the online ragmags you can't tell where they are - and know what, it's a big fat none of our business!

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson doesn't actually smell like butts

Wow, what a headline. Nothing like class with the emphasis on the last 3 letters. When will this story finally croak. Anyone really think he goes to set, any set, smelling like a dirty old man? Come the freak' on people.

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Put In The Running For Best Famous Boyfriend 2011 Contest

Best boyfriend? Ok, even though it's pretty clear they are a couple - neither one has ever admitted to it, right? But that's beside the point - how on earth would we know, or anyone outside of his circle know what kind of a boyfriend he is??? Really?

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson put in the running for Best Famous Boyfriend 2011 contest. Well, it looks like Hollywood Life is throwing another,fun contest called “Best Boyfriend of 2011,” and Twilight Saga main guy Robert Pattinson is currently one of the frontrunners. However, he’s up against some stiff competition. The winner will be decided by the people in a huge vote off.

Rob’s competition includes: Justin Bieber, Liam Hemsworth,Justin Timberlake, Brad Pit,Justin Theroux, Ryan Gosling,Nick Jonas,George Clooney,and Ryan Reynolds. You guys can vote for who you want to win, by clicking the Hollywood Life link at the beginning of this article.
In related news, Rob recently showed some good boyfriend actions by buying Kristen Stewart not one,not two,but a whopping XX Christmas gifts the other day. I’m sure she had a blast opening them today. Kristen is also up for best girlfriend this year.

This whole article makes me giggle. We have no clue what Rob, or any of those guys for that matter are like as BOYFRIENDS or human beings for that matter. We only know what they play in movies and what the say during interviews. So it seems to me that Rob is winning because they are voting on "Edward" being the best boyfriend of 2011. Not to diss Rob - I'm sure he's a lovely boyfriend and whatnot but to voting on who is the best, is it just me that finds that incredibly dumb?

Until next time....

Going to see Mission Impossible tonight - will let you know how it is!

Ho ho ho

2011-12-25T11:45:00.003-05:00

Rob Pattinson || Christmas - nothing is sacred!

2011-12-24T09:12:00.000-05:00

Oh how tacky! Grrrr

Headlines like this:
What Xmas gift did Robert Pattinson buy for girlfriend Kristen Stewart?
News: Robert Pattinson's Christmas Shopping Spree
Robert Pattinson goes Christmas shopping for Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson Antiquing at XXXX, Meets XXXX the XXXXX

UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVABLE

He can't even shop without it being spewed amongst the rag mags. Seriously what he buys.. gifts, clothes, FOOD should be off limits. Whether or not what he recently bought is a.) what he actually purchased and b.) really for Kristen or for himself is no ones business.

I will post a blurb (obviously X'ing out the items because it's so tacky it make me skin get goose bumps)

Robert Pattinson was seen at XXXX, a XXXXXXXXX store in XXXX on Wednesday with a friend, Christmas shopping for his girlfriend, Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart. A source told HollywoodLife.com: “Rob stayed for a little over an hour picking out Christmas gifts for his girlfriend Kristen Stewart. Rob’s been at XXXXX before, he seems to get a real kick out of all the unique items. He kept asking his friend, ‘Do you think Kristen would like this?’ He ended up getting XXXXXXXXXX.

This amazes me. Someone was creeping around writing down everything he bought INCLUDING THE PRICE! Seriously?? Imagine if you will, that Kristen happened upon this article - and it actually is presents for her - well wouldn't that just suck the big dong. Talk about a spoiler for your own gifts cuz some yahoo moron can't keep his/her mouth shut! Shocker - Rob buys presents for Christmas for his girlfriend! I'm going to go out on a limb here - but I but he buys gifts for his friends and family too!

I know, hard to believe.. gag

oh and this was the picture from one of the articles. Now, this is funny

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a still from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part I.

That was the caption under the picture. Anyone see this movie? Yeah.. see this "still" any place in the movie? No. Why? Because it's SO clearly a photoshopped picture. The fact that this online rag-mag is claiming this is a 'still' from the movie should be beaten with a wet noodle. (Doesn't even look real.. idiots)

Until next time I will leave you with this tid-bit of advice..

Best coffee!

Robert Pattinson || NYE - Nikki - Neckin'

2011-12-22T15:45:00.000-05:00

Hello.. Hola...Bonjour...Hallo...Hyvää päivää....Ciao

A way to say hello to all the people that come visit me!

Just a reminder for those of you that are first time readers :
If you see XXXX, that means that the article included detailed information about where Rob or Kristen are going or where they were seen, something to that effect. I will not publish any of that. Whether or not it's true isn't the point. On the off chance that one of their locations IS true, I will never reveal that kind of information.
Also, I will never print photos that were clearly sneakily taken. And furthermore..

heh...

Headline:

Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart Reportedly Hittin Up A XXXXX Hotel For New Year’s Eve

Ah, so they are doing something outrageous - going to party at a hotel for New Years Eve..?
Blurb

Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart reportedly hittin up a XXXXXX for New Year’s Eve. That’s right. According to a new report from Hollywood Life,our favorite Twilight Saga mega stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have completed making their New Year’s eve plans,and they will be, to just hit up Rob’s favorite XXX in XXXXXXXXX called the XXXXXXXXXX.

Their source told them that Rob and Kristen will “have a five course dinner inside the hotel at the Courtyard Brasserie with five other friends,” along with a swing band playing that night at the restaurant. It sounds lovely,I guess.
(Me = you guess? Who cares what you guess cuz you ain't invited)

This is definitely a big switch of plans as they’ve been,spotted hanging out at the Isle of Wight in London the past two years,so maybe it will be refreshing.
(Me = refreshing for who? The nosey readers? Who cares, they are doing something different and...?)

NEXT

This makes me grin-ish.. also makes me roll my eyes into the back of my head until I can see my brain.
Headline:
Oh Snap! R-Patz Cheated On K-Stew With Nikki Reed!?! Vampire Drama! Vampire Drama!

First of all ... Oh Snap? Who says that anymore?

Blurb:
We remember Nikki Reed admitting the fact that "not all Twilight stars are best friends…" and now we may see why!

According to an insider, Robert Pattinson cheated on Kristen Stewart with Nikki!

OH NO HE DID NOT! OH NO. HE. DID. NOT!

The source claims:

[Nikki and Kristen] can’t stand each other,. They don’t even talk anymore. Kristen has never forgiven Nikkie for the fling she had with [her boyfriend Robert Pattinson]. Kristen never confronted Rob about the affair, she just put the blame on Nikki and accused her of pursuing him.
Nikki’s the most down-to-earth actress you’ll ever meet. Kristen acts like she can’t be bothered with fame, yet she lives for all the press about her and Rob. Nikki is very vocal about Kris not being appreciative of her success. Nikki is not one to censor herself to avoid confrontation, and Kristen does not like that.

(Me=Kristen lives for the press? You could be living under a rock and still know that's not true. She is super awkward around press and interviews etc. Why oh why would anyone do that ON PURPOSE? I'm sure she loves having paparazzi trying to catch her going to the ladies rooms etc. C'mon .. gag.)

Mmhmm, innneresting…

Welp! Regardless of whether or not Nikki is a better person, we're not cool with cheating…unless he's making sweet, sweet love to us, LOL!
(Me = ha ha ha .. not)
But really, do U think this is true?? Star seems to think it is!

First of all Perez Hilton irks me.. I don't know why maybe I just have read enough of his $hit but just posting private stuff and them making off the cuff remarks that are obviously made to be funny (although often I'm not laughing) - in my book isn't cool. But then again, I'm not going to sell out just to get a million hits!

NEXT!

This next headline I came across was a bit... random.
Headline:
‘Glee’ Star Naya Rivera Would Rather Date Justin Bieber Than Robert Pattinson

and that's my thoughts on that....

Until next time ..

(great movie)

Rob Pattinson | Bedmates and battles and begging, OH MY!

2011-12-19T17:25:00.001-05:00

I'm not sure why I can still be amazed after this being my 3rd year for the blog (?) - but I can! I guess that makes me sane because if I ever read this stuff and said "Oh, that's not too bad," it would be time for me to retire!!

Well well well .. if it were up to the rag mags, they would be leading us to believe that Rob is a swindler!
Why oh why you ask? Because of headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson Spotted In Bed With Another Woman - New Pic

At first my thought process swirls around how someone got close enough to get a picture of him in bed with ANYONE.. then I think further and mentally slap myself because this is the picture that goes along with the title:

I suppose you could say he is in bed with another woman (Christina Ricci) FROM THE MOVIE BEL AMI... stupid headline.
But you want to know the worst part???
This is a blurb from the article:
Rob has bedded a bevy of beauties in his brief film career, which of his leading ladies do you think is sexiest?
Robert Pattinson is one of Hollywood’s hottest leading men and, as such, gets to spend almost all his time onscreen with some very sexy ladies. From girlfriend Kristen Stewart in the Twilight films to Uma Thurman in the upcoming Bel Ami and current leading lady Sarah Gadon on the set of Cosmopolis, Rob always seems to find himself in the company of gorgeous gals!
Take a look at Rob’s ladies in the gallery above and let us know, who do you think is sexiest?

My GOD I hate the way that's worded! "bedded a bevy of beauties," really? Reese Witherspoon (who has won an oscar), Kristen Stewart, Uma Thurman.. yeah just beauties right? I'm not a super PC crazy person or anything like that - but Jezzuz that statement makes my toes curl. I believe these actresses deserve a little more respect than that statement. But please! Don't let me interrupt VOTING on who is the sexiest!!

NEXT!

Ok to the next headline:
Robert Pattinson Pleads With Kristen Stewart: Don't Leave Me, Please!

Oy.. he cheats, he doesn't cheat.... she cheats, she's too busy.. he's too busy.. no wait! Now Rob's....

begging???
This one didn't make me want to vomit it just made me twitch a little..
Blurb:
Robert Pattinson has reportedly sunk to begging Kristen Stewart not to leave him. According to reports, Kristen is ready to kick Robert to the curb over his "innocent" dinner date with Sarah Roemer. Should Pattinson stoop so low as to have to be Ms. Stewart, and frankly, should Kristen really be so jealous of Robert?

Of course, the tabloids are all reporting that Kristen Stewart is royally ticked-off at Robert for even going out to dinner with a sexy female friend. She is so mad at him that Robert Pattinson is resorting to groveling.

The typical tabloid "unnamed friend close to the couple" says that Rob is clearly in panic mode!

Rob's in a total panic at the thought of losing Kristen. He's desperate to keep her and is virtually groveling on bent knee. The truth is that Rob adores Kristen.

Wow, over react much, Robert? Assuming that this is true, or at least partially true, Robert Pattinson needs to suck it up and figure it out with Kristen Stewart. If she is the jealous type, he should have figured this out long ago. Then again, Pattinson put himself in this situation by going on a date/dinner/whatever he calls it with a hot girl!

Good thing these people that write this B.S. aren't on jury trials because damn Rob's accused, convicted and then made fun of for doing the 'alleged' groveling (i.e. "Wow, over react much, Robert?") ! (Not just me is it, you feel the twitch too right??) All I can do is sigh (and twitch) at this overly ridiculous, makes no sense article.
sigh.. twitch.. sigh .. twitch..

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fighting Over Where to Live?

Blurb:
This time is was the National Enquirer claiming that the two are on the brink of a break-up because they cannot decide where to buy a new lovenest.
It seems believable that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would quarrel a bit over where to live, but rumor has it that they are looking to buy a home in Los Angeles and in London. Rob has said that he has adapted to life in LA now and since both of them spend the majority of their spare time in California, it seems as though that's the logical place to purchase a new abode.

Can I ask a question? Any couples out there that read my blog or whomever.. anyone live in a "lovenest?" Or better yet, anyone KNOW what a "lovenest" is?? Because all I can picture is big bird from Sesame Street. Why does all the tabloids refer to their houses, apartments or flats as "lovenests?" It really just sounds ludicrous.
I very much doubt they are fighting over anything. I think that they have plenty of cash to have places to live in both LA and London if they so choose to do so.

And for my friends out there that don't know who big bird from Sesame Street is...

See the big nest he's sitting in - that's the picture in my mind that comes up!

Of course I did find this picture too..

I wonder if they meant this?

Rob Pattinson | Holidays apart. No, wait, together..? Jealousy to get even.

2011-12-16T17:29:00.000-05:00

As the hype around Breaking Dawn Part I dies down a bit there is some grasping at straws for stories.

I just wrote about how the 2 of them will be not be "spending the holidays together"
Of course, all that based on the articles I read.. yet now here are some

Headlines:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Together for the Holidays

Now I'm confused. I can't make my funny and ridiculous commentary with the fabrications that these rag mags come up with if they are contradicting each other in the same week!

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be spending the holidays together. It's uncertain whether Christmas will be spent in L.A. with Kristen's family or in London with Rob's, but the fact that they'll be together no doubt makes these Twilight stars very happy.

According to a report from Hollywood Life, Kristen returned to L.A. and met up with Rob after filming of Snow White and the Huntsman finally wrapped up this week. And even though the two haven't finalized their holiday plans, they are definitely enjoying being together again.

"They will be together for the holidays and they are happily together in LA and relaxing away from the limelight," a source says of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

"They will be spending some time with Kristen's family for the holiday, but not necessarily Christmas," this same source reveals.

That sort of makes it sound like they'll spend time with Kristen's family now and head to Robert Pattinson's family's home for Christmas--doesn't it? Of course they might leave Rob's family right after Christmas to be home in time for New Years at Kristen's family's.

Regardless of their plans, Rob and Kristen will spend the holidays together, and that quite likely is one of the best Christmas gifts each can give to the other.
(Dear God that last sentence made me gag)

So if we break this all down - what this "source" is saying is they are both in LA - they MAY spend Christmas with Kristen's family... but they still may spend it with Rob's family.. although they could be spending time with Kristen's family for New Years....

Good job "source," you just told us in so many words that you have NO idea what they are doing.
In other words

OOPS CAREFUL - THAT GRAPHIC MAY CAUSE SEIZURES! (wink)

NEXT!

Headline:
Kristen Stewart Gains Revenge For Robert Pattinson's Night Out With Sarah Roemer?

Yes, because when I think of Kristen Stewart I picture a jealous, vengful bitch... really people?

Blurb:
Kristen Stewart has been getting her own back on Robert Pattinson for enjoying a night out with actress Sarah Roemer by openly cosying up to musician Marcus Foster, according to reports.

Rob was seen leaving a Los Angeles bar and entering a car with Roemer recently, which has - In Touch reports - led to Kristen seeking a bit of revenge.

A source is quoted as saying: "Rob doesn’t like how close Kristen is with Marcus. Rob asked her to stop calling him so much, but she refuses.

"Rob and Marcus are good friends, and Kristen is playing off of that to make Rob jealous.

"She likes having someone to make Rob jealous and remind him that other guys find her attractive."
(Me = Does anyone believe this horse$hit?)

This comes despite other reports suggesting the glamour couple are set to tie the knot in a ceremony on the Isle of Wight.

Very sneaky how they stuck that last line in there, huh? Wedding? Really? Yep, and she's also pregnant with triplets - see the bulge in her belly?

Robert Pattinson | Dating, dying, drama

2011-12-13T20:11:00.000-05:00

'Tis the season! For what? Well among many things, embellishment is a big one!

Have you ever played the telephone game?

Someone says something and then each person whispers it to the next...by the end of the line the message is totally skewed. Tabloids remind me of that game......... often.

Been reading some headlines (obviously) and here is a few that are odd.
Headline:
Best and; Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands

At first I thought - what the hell is a tea pouring hand??

Blurb:
His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands.
Vanity Fair’s April 2011 issue. With Robert Pattinson on the cover, you know, in his poet’s shirt and a hipster hat, just, like, hanging out with his favourite alligator over his shoulders, held there like an Hermes scarf by his delicate tea-pouring hands. Which is when I introduced the description:

Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to read that clearly riveting issue so I have no idea if this is a quote from the article or just the fans making up a label for his hands. My comments are limited because - well it's just odd.

My best guess is that they are referring to his super long fingers. I'm not one to notice things like that but when I read somewhere about it, I made a point to look. And his fingers are in fact REALLY long - reminds me a bit of Arsenio Hall (dating myself a bit).

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Looked ‘Disturbing’ In ‘Breaking Dawn’

Blurb:
“It’s definitely very strange considering we did most of the movie where she gets looking progressively worse and worse,” Rob says in movie’s newly released official illustrated companion. “It was actually quite moving to see her look as haggard and destroyed as she did. It’s incredibly disturbing, even on the set.”

We could only imagine! From her protruding bones to extremely pale skin, it wasn’t pretty. What do you think, HollywoodLifers? Was Bella’s dying look disturbing? Vote and weigh in below.

Ok, so you are going to vote to see if Bella's death look was disturbing.. and by the way this is the picture of her..

Um.. YES of course it's disturbing! She looks like shit! (Which if you've seen the movie, it's even worse.. the make up designers deserve an A+) What is the point of this article?

Ahh, I know, we need to show how romantic Rob is for commenting that it's upsetting to see his girlfriend look like she's about to keel over and croak!

I wonder if the ~~crazy~~ more obsessed fans realize that he is a normal human being? I once saw him do an interview where he told the girl what he did the night before... and that included trimming his toenails. Yummy!

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2011-12-10T14:22:00.001-05:00

Hey everyone - wondering if you think I should do an overhaul on this page?

So please either leave a comment!

Keep it the same
Or something brand new!

Kim

Rob Pattinson | (and Kristen Stewart) big bucks at the box

2011-12-08T10:52:00.000-05:00

Ah yes the ever bank-able star. Which I'm sure the stars are grateful for. Why you ask? Because then the get offered projects that are really really juicy and meaty. That's what it would mean for me. From my perspective as a struggling older actress, and by older I mean not in my 20's anymore - I would love to get to that point. I don't want the fame that goes along with it - but wow, what I wouldn't give to get some projects under my belt that would give me the opportunity to do some really good material.

I keep hoping. Maybe someday I'll reveal to you all who I am (not that it would make a big deal unless of course I turned out to be Rob himself, which I assure you - I am not.).

But here are some of the headlines:

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson are sure things at box office
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Make Bank On Forbes List
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson top Forbes' most bankable list

As you know, I don't know either of them personally.
But, ironically Kristen and I share a common bond to Australia. Her mom is Australian and my husband is from Australia. Being around an Aussie (pronounced AuZZie folks) is a most calming thing. From what I've learned being married to an Aussie for 11 years is that they are very laid back. Take things in stride and that could be how Kristen got her laid back attitude. Which is why I don't think she would give a rats ass about how "bankable" she is. As long as she gets to do projects that she connects with and mean something to her. As an actor that is finding gold! Right now, I do indie films - any chance I get. They are some of the best written and creative things ever done because they don't have to worry about the box office battle.
So it's wonderful that they are bankable because then they get to see and do things that they might not have gotten the opportunity to do otherwise.

And when I'm in a movie with either of them, I'll ask they what they think.

...or not. ;)

NEXT

Headline:
Robert Pattinson’s Night Out With Sarah Roemer: ‘No Hanky Panky’

Shocker.
(hanky panky - stupid phrase)

Blurb:
"Rob Pattinson and his friends were having a business meeting," and the blonde woman was actress Sarah Roemer. "[Rob] sat next to one of the men and the other man and young lady sat across from them." He can't even hold a business meeting without being confronted with rumors!

Whether or not it was a business meeting, who knows. But at least this is more realistic than the other articles. I mean if he wanted to go on a date, I think he could find ways of doing it without being photographed and followed. Gut tells me that he's not going to cheat on Kristen or anyone else so overtly.

So basically... I TOLD YOU SO.

Robert Pattinson | A Cheetah !

2011-12-05T11:36:00.000-05:00

Yes sort of a play on words really .. wink wink nudge nudge..

The Internet which is wonderful and can be horrible all in the same breath. Word travels as fast as a .. (wait for it..) CHEETAH!

Ok ok I'm done. But the Internet is smoking hot with these headlines:

Robert Pattinson Leaves Bar With Mystery New Girl-Lady
Rob Pattinson has a late night in LA with a new lady
Robert Pattinson Parties With Friends Without Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson a cheat????? (Me=get it Cheetah, I make myself laugh it's ok)
Robert Pattinson Spotted Leaving Bar With Sarah Roemer

So what I THINK they are trying to imply and I could be way off base here but I think they are saying Rob is cheating on Kristen? Am I right or reading to much into this?

Some of the blurbs:

Is Robert Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart? Paparazzi caught the Breaking Dawn hunk leaving a bar on Saturday night with a mystery woman, who was later identified as actress Sarah Roemer.

Last night Robert Pattinson went to the Los Angeles bar La Poubelle (French for "dirty cheater") and hung out with actress Sarah Roemer, who once worked with his accidental wife Kristen Stewart on a movie. Suspiciously, Stewart was not with them. Did they canoodle?

Canoodle.. I think that's the main ingredient in a recipe I used once. At least it's a good thing that the rag mags don't jump to conclusions because the obvious explanation is cheating. I mean it's so easy. To think that they just went out with a bunch of people to have drinks and get together like friends? That's insane! No one does stuff like that? The evidence is there! Rob is getting into a car with a group of people and one is a female! PROOF - CHEATER!

Yes, I'm am joking. He went out with friends. Big deal.

OH OH WAIT - this was my favorite and by favorite I mean I puked in my mouth a little
Headline:
Robert Pattinson Shares Car, Maybe Bodily Fluids, With Random Blonde

Doth my eyes deceive me? Did someone REALLY write that nasty headline? Why yes, someone did!

Blurb from that article
The Twihard community will no doubt be split down the middle with news that Robert Pattinson left a club with Disturbia actress Sarah Roemer over the weekend – leading many to believe they were off to make some little Renesmees of their own.

Don't you wish that when people were writing $hit like this - the computer would even think that are too stupid and zap the shit out of them? Or have a special APP on your computer that if you are so dumb as to write something so gross and disrespectful that your computer will slap you somehow.

Sadly that doesn't happen so to the rescue is ... ME.

NEXT!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson to Taylor Lautner: Stay Away From Kristen Stewart

This headline made me giggle.

Blurb:
On The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Kristen Stewart beamed a megawatt smiel at Taylor Lautner. She made the audience laugh by tossing grapes in his mouth and frequently patted his leg as they sat together. "It's clear that they are best friends, and we love that," wrote a blogger about the Nov. 18 appearance by the cast of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 1. But one person did not love it: Kristen's boyfriend and co-star, Robert Pattinson, who erupted backstage.
Rob saved his harshest words for Taylor. "He told him to back off Kristen and find his own girlfriend," says the insider."

False. Do I really need to explain why? (without mentioning the misspelled word)

I didn't think so.

Rob Pattinson | I love the fiction ..er um.. make believe.. no no ARTICLES ya, that's it!

2011-12-03T09:22:00.000-05:00

Oh holy funny. Some of these make me chuckle.. (some of course make me want to puke..)

Headline:
Want a Taste of Robert Pattinson, Ladies?

My first thought was, Oh God what edible underwear with his face on it have they come up with now?

Another Headline:
“Twilight” Hunks Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner Get Battered!

Hrmm.. I think and then I see...

These are the blurbs from the articles that go with this picture.
Have you ever wanted to pour butter and syrup all over Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner … or Robert Pattinson AND Taylor Lautner, at the same time?
(Me: *shiver* eww.. I'm sure they love reading that about themselves)

OR

If you've ever wanted to take a bite out of Robert Pattison, now's your chance. One very creative 25-year-old artist in Chicago, Katherine Kalnes, uses pancakes to render the faces of celebrities and her creations are delicious on so many levels. Kalnes explained that she uses spray batter to achieve the head outline, then layers on bits of the pancake to get that 3-D look. Each face takes about eight hours to make and she's been honing her skills over the last two months.

Clearly her hard work has paid off because these flapjacks are flipping awesome. They bring a whole new meaning to hotcakes. I just want to drizzle syrup all over Taylor Lautner and eat his face off. Er, something like that.
(Me= Anyone else creeped out by that last sentence?)

NEXT!

Headline:
How Much Will Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Former Love Nest Sell For?
Then there are oodles of pictures of this beautiful house. Which I must say, I'd love to purchase alas I don't have millions to spare. My millions are all tied up in .. well my head.
But why the "love nest" bull$hit? Since when do we call all there apartments of places they live "love nests?" I find that - icky.

NEXT!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Won't be Together for Christmas
(insert music - DUN DUN DUUUUN!)

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won't be spending Christmas together -- they'll be in different countries during the holiday. So is this a sign of trouble?

No, it's a sign of other possible commitments. Go figure?

Last but not least!

Headline:
Rob Pattinson Asks Kristen Stewart If She ‘Can Kegel’ On TV

Ok that peaked my interest. I have 2 children so I am all too familiar with what kegel exercises are.
It was on the Ellen show. She did a HILARIOUS skit with the cast.
(Watch)

Ok now at the very end of the video during the fake credits Rob is reading the play on word books "What to expect when you are expecting a demon baby." He obviously opened to the page that talks about doing Kegel exercises and just simply said it to Kristen. It wasn't a big revelation and serious discussion asking her if she does them people! (Nonetheless funny as hell)

Robert Pattinson | The digs never stop comin'

2011-11-29T09:40:00.001-05:00

Let's just jump right in with a headline, shall we?
Headline:
Did Rob Pattinson break-up with Kristen Stewart right before the BD premier?

Me thinks me smell something foul

Blurb from article:

Reports My Twilight Spy: “Just two days after the couple was inducted into Hollywood’s legendary Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, Robert – who’d been having second thoughts about their relationship – hit Kristen with the news that he’s ending it. They kept on smiling at the Los Angeles premiere, but Robert was an emotional wreck – and so was Kristen, who never saw the breakup coming. Explaining his reasoning, Rob told Kristen he adores her, but feels that their romance blossomed only because they’d been thrown together as on-screen lovers for nearly four years. Rob felt it was time to explore other relationships and move on.”

Even though Kristen’s devastated, the source added, she knows they’ve got to put on happy faces to promote “Breaking Dawn” – and the sequel next year.

First and foremost, let's just say that this quote is from the National Enquirer, enough said right?

But just to beat the dead horse - a week after the premier the paparazzi were clicking pictures of Kristen and Rob going into their alleged apartment together. So in my opinion this is just more fluff to paint Rob (this time) as some evil villain. I'm sure Kristen's turn is next.

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This headline was able to annoy me and make me laugh at the same time.. I think I pulled something.
Headline:

Rob Pattinson has fungus feet and Kristen Stewart has grubby nails?

Dear God - are we back on this topic? How Rob smells like dirty ass? How he never bathes. Blah Blah Blah.. and now we are dragging Kristen into it? She has "grubby nails."

Blurb from article:

One stylist claims Rob Pattinson has fungus feet!

"His toenails are curled up and yellow," the insider told Star.

(Me-Yes, I'm sure he has troll nails and a curling into his skin.. last I checked he wasn't 90 years old.)

What about Kristen Stewart? She has grubby nails, according to another source.

"Very few people in the industry want to work with her, because she doesn't want to look good."

(Me-GIVE ME A BREAK. Are you people insane!! She is not lacking for work people, now you people just sound dumb)

Fans are no stranger to witnessing Rob and Kristen lacking a glamorous image while in the public eye. Stewart glams up for magazines, but Pattinson if often pictured scruffy and not necessarily concerned about his physcial appearance. Having fungus feet and grubby nails are kind of gross, even for this A-list couple. Are the two rebelling against their own stardom?

Are they rebelling? Does anyone really believe this 'source.'

Oy vey.. They dress down when they are out and about, like most normal people. The fact that some celebs for example, Kim Kardashian wears 10 inch Jimmy Choo shoes and full on make up every time she steps out doors is NOT the norm. In my opinion it's weird as hell. I have nothing against Kim Kardashian but come on, she's like a live wax figure. Rob and Kristen look like the rest of us. As a matter of fact, all I wear is Vans myself. Comfort, yet stylish without having to have bleeding feet!

Rob Pattinson being blamed for seizures and seriousness?

2011-11-27T08:46:00.000-05:00

Oh silly paparazzi you and your brazen lack of respect never cease to amaze moi!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Spotted Very Serious At London Apartment Again Other Day

Very serious, huh? I saw the picture. I'm not sure what they expect? I mean these "photographers" are camping out at his apartment waiting for a glimpse of him. Do they expect him to come out waving, smiling and welcoming the vermin? I think not people. And not to mention - he's just WALKING out of his apartment. Last I checked when I leave my house I'm not doing a dance and grinning from ear to ear.

Blurb from Article:
Sources speculate that Rob may have been ticked off at the swarming paparazzi,who were waiting outside for him to leave. Robert Pattinson spotted very serious at London apartment again other day. Here’s a new shot of Twilight Saga,Edward Cullen star Robert Pattinson,spotted out and about again at his London,England abode this past Friday afternoon,November 25th,and I must say, we’ve seen him in a happier mood. He looked very serious in his casual attire as he exited the apartment,which he shares with his superstar girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
Sources speculate that Rob may have been ticked off at the swarming paparazzi,who were waiting outside for him to leave.

Ya think that it may bother him a little that outside his place are paps swimming around like sharks waiting for him to leave just so they can take a bite? It would drive me insane and I'd probably pull a Sean Penn and punch one of them in the mouth. He shows great restraint.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson's newest 'Twilight' movie allegedly causing seizures

You have GOT to be kidding me. First and foremost let me say that I do realize that certain bursts of lights at specific speeds can cause people who are epileptic to have seizures. Usually it's some kind of strobe effect that you see in haunted houses or things to that effect. But what I'm reading is that people who do not have any diagnosis of epilepsy are experiencing seizures. I suppose that anything is possible but I really find this hard to believe. The birth scene is not that choppy with a blinking strobe light. It's a special effect - which are done in many movies. If a scene did cause someone to have a seizure I truly am sorry but let's not go overboard.

Me thinks that someone is looking for a lawsuit ? But hey, I'm cynical and bitchy so I could be totally wrong. But this newest claim literally made me laugh out loud.

Rob Pattinson and the never ending saga

2011-11-24T21:07:00.000-05:00

First and foremost - Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate it. It was a wonderful day here and I'm exhausted beyond belief. To those of you who don't celebrate it, hope you had a lovely day.

Okee dokee

Internet was a blaze with rumors that Rob dumped Kristen!

Bleck, even writing shit like that makes me cringe at myself, but again, I vowed to continue to write this because on the OFF chance that luck smiles down on my acting career and for some crazy reason I got to ride a mini-wave of fame (which really the fame means nothing, it's the acting I want more than anything - and I'm pretty damn good at it if I do say so myself.. but I digress) that I would continue to mock those who make complete asses out of themselves in hope to just gain notoriety and fame on the proverbial back of someone else. So because my decision to go for professional acting coincided with Rob's explosion of fame he is my mission to defend. Make sense? Maybe not because I ate entirely too much today so I'm a bit fuzzy - but you get the point.

Anyway all I am seeing are headlines like this now:
Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson head to XXXXX to enjoy their precious time together

Reminder to all: I 'X' out places that I read they have frequented or continue to frequent. It's easy enough to find out what time they happen to sneeze on the Internet. I do not intend to perpetuate the gossip, truth or not. If they are out somewhere as a couple and the pictures that were taken were CLEARLY not pictures they were keen on being a part of, then I won't tell where I read that they went or show any pictures I see.

They are a couple and are allowed to go out and .. be.

I was going to cut/paste some blurbles from articles but really all it is is gawkers commenting on how they behave as a couple. Creeps me the hell out so I'm not going to comment except that .. people if you see 2 people together fine, but talking to rag mags about it and sharing information just is uncool. I need some hand sanitizer.

Tsk tsk tsk

Breaking Dawn opening weekend & the craziness never stops!

2011-11-20T20:31:00.000-05:00

FYI - Yes, I saw Breaking Dawn at midnight on Thursday - 6 sold out movie theatres. We had to get there at 10:30 so all 4 of us could sit together .. then we sat for an hour and a 1/2.. that was so boring.

Movie was great - definitely see it. I do think it's a huge mistake waiting a whole year for Part II but hey what do they care what I think.

Onward to more silly shit.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Lets Out A Yawn!

Can't imagine why he would be tired? I mean he's only been flying all over the planet to promote Breaking Dawn? Yes, I'm sure he's tired. Yes, he let out a yawn and some photographer yahoo decided to sneak and take his picture. Shocker there. And nope, I ain't showing the picture. You all know me - if it's a sneaky picture or any of that horsecrap - it's not going on here.

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Headline:

ROBERT PATTINSON AND GIRLFRIEND NOT ALL SMILES

Oh boy, wonder where this is going...

Blurb from article:

British actor ROBERT PATTINSON and his girlfriend KRISTEN STEWART may have been all smiles when they posed together on the red carpet last week for the premiere of their second Twilight film, but I can disclose relations away from the cameras are less cosy.

Londoner Rob, 25, and his American squeeze have had several ups and downs since meeting on the first Twilight movie set four years ago.

As I reported last year Kristen, 21, showed more than a passing interest in Ridley Scott’s son Jake while he was directing her in a film in which she played a lap dancer. But this time the cracks have widened, and despite putting on a united front for the screaming Twi-hards, a source close to the pair tells me: “They are doing a lot of soul-searching about their relationship – they’ve burnt each other out.”

Oh God, does this ramble ever stop. The problem out there is internet-land is that the 2 of them never talk about their relationship. Never have confirmed or denied it etc. So the only thing that the rags can do is "speculate" which is really a nice word for lie their asses off. I'm sure they aren't burnt out of anything. They are problem a normal couple like anyone else - go figure.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Want to Adopt Together

Yes, let's twist this.. get everyones panties up in a bunch.. The article is talking about adopting a dog, not a baby.

Blurb:

So will adopting a pet and buying a house together eventually lead to a real-life wedding for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? Perhaps, but there are lots of celebs who have long, happy relationships without getting married - think Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. So who knows? Maybe they'll skip the wedding and adopt a few kids instead - so far this life decision seems to be working out well for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Yes, I completely see the correlation between adopting a dog together and getting married. I thought I read they already adopted a dog. Maybe that was just Rob but I don't pretend to believe anything I read unless I see the words coming out of their mouths. But hey if they adopt a dog - good on them.

That's it for this week. Anyone find anything off the wall? send it to me!

Breaking Dawn - the craziness begins!!

2011-11-15T14:37:00.000-05:00

Yes it has been a while - but I wanted to wait until it was close to the premier because I knew there would be stuff to chat about, joke about, freak about etc.. :)

And was I right? Oh yes I was..

Ok let's see where to start with my rants and raves!

The first pictures I am going to post..

I don't even know what to say .. If they were young teens, I could at least roll my eyes and giggle. But these are grown women.. wearing a vail, and taking pictures with a cardboard Edward.. I am a little freaked out over those pictures.
Thoughts? Is it just me??

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Headline:

Robert’s pup gets his own plane seat

And reading this headline the first thought I have is .. "and the problem with that is what??" You see, I am a dog lover and I own 2 (beagle and daschund) - and I've always had dogs.. so I think that that is highly appropriate.

More to come...

Robert Pattinson - how dare you grow facial hair!

2011-10-22T07:13:00.003-04:00

Hi everyone - sorry for my absence, long story which I'm sure you have no interest in so I will just skip it! :)

Ok so wow Breaking Dawn comes out in less than a month and the Internet is slowly starting to simmer and come to a boil with stories about Rob and of course Kristen.

Because there isn't much going on, they have to make headlines and the current one is about his......
(insert spooky music) HIS BEARD!!!!

Yup there have been oodles of reports about his beard.

Headlines such as :

Robert Pattinson Rocks Long Beard at LAX (PHOTOS)

Rob Pattinson Sports A ScruffyBeard

Grizzly Alert! What's Up With Robert Pattinson's Facial Hair!

Those are to just name a few. I won't post pictures because the only ones you can see are the sleazy ones online from Paparazzi and you all know how I feel about them. But to confirm, yes there are pictures out there of Rob with a beard.

These are some of the blurbs written about it:

The normally clean-cut Robert Pattinson was spotted looking super-scruffy this week as he arrived at LAX.

The Twilight hunk, who is scheduled to be in France on Sunday for aBreaking Dawn fan event in Paris, was barely recognizable in a long beard, sunglasses and brown leather jacket, though just recognizable enough for cameras to take a few photos.

With less than a month before Breaking Dawn Part I opens, something tells us Robert won’t stay scruffy very long.

Robert Pattinson stepped out looking more than a little rumpled at the LA airport before boarding a flight. For a Hollywood actor who made bazillions for his Twilight films, you'd think he could clean up a bit.

Now he's really got us wondering—what's Rob tryin' to say?

RELATED: Does Robert Pattinson Have What It Takes to Be a "Profound" Actor

Clearly, he's attempting his best to say:

—I would rather have been cast as a werewolf!

—Paris wears shades, I wear whiskers, but it all means stay away!

—Kristen loves to be tickled in all the right places by my man mane!

Or whatever.

It makes me crazy some of these 'make you wanna gag' comments. Like "Kristen loves to be tickled..." comment. That's just a - STFU - moment. Honestly, when that person was typing that for the article didn't s/he feel like a total dickhead? Stupid a$$.

Rob has a beard - really it's not the end all be all. I honestly doubt he will have it when the press junket starts for Breaking Dawn. But, even if he did - really, do you care that much? Last time I checked, it WAS his own face - unless he sold it to Summit?

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Is Hollywood Turned Off to Twilight's Robert Pattinson?

This is a very long article so I won't post blurbs in it - if you click on the link you can read it for yourself. But it talks about Rob being turned down for various parts in upcoming movies. Also, how his movies other than the Twilight Series haven't grossed very much money etc.

Ok, so here's the deal. He's hotter than hell right now so when that happens people find reasons to hate you. It's going to take a while for non-Twihards to accept him into the realm of movie star. He should just take a small break let the dust settle then do some more. The problem too is fans and Hollywood find it difficult to get past Edward because that is his SMASH through hit. Yes, that is the movie that hurdled him into stardom but give him a chance to show he has the chops to do more than just Edward. Because honestly, I believe he does. I think there are some actors that have their big hit but that's it and can't get past that hump. If he plays his cards right - he will.

So relax everyone, get off his back and give him space to breathe.

SORRY FRIENDS!

2011-10-20T06:48:00.001-04:00

I know it's been a while - I was on a film shoot but I'm back and will update tmw!!

HUGS TO ALL!

Robert Pattinson with some down time in (of all places) LONDON! And more gossip B.S.

2011-09-07T20:43:00.000-04:00

And in the nutty news... Headline:
Robert Pattinson Touches Down in London With a Big, Bright Smile

A big BRIGHT smile? Wow!
Blurb:

Robert Pattinson was still rocking his favorite Baltimore Orioles hat when he touched down at Heathrow airport on Sunday. He's back at home in the UK after wrapping up his role in Cosmopolis and spending part of his Summer hanging out with friends and his dog, Bear, on the West Coast. A break in Rob's schedule gives him down time before he's whisked away on a global press tour for Bel Ami and Breaking Dawn Part I.

Rob may have a chance to meet up with his real-life leading lady, Kristen Stewart, in the days to come as she's currently on location in England filming Snow White and the Huntsman.

Sooooo he was in the airport and ... pretty much that's it. He landed in the airport in the country where he's from. How old do photos of him walking in an airport get? They pretty much all look the same people, LEAVE HIM ALONE. Freakin' A - he's walking.. with luggage. No big news there folks.. move on.

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Headline:

Robert Pattinson Really, Really Hates Twitter! Is He Justified?

Article:

Rob has never been a huge fan of social networking and now he says if Twitter didn’t exist he’d finally be at peace! Do you think he’s being dramatic or totally justified?Robert Pattinson recently sat down for a long interview with Premiere magazine where he shared a lot about filming Breaking Dawn and seeing Kristen Stewart look like an alien as Bella. Another revelation he made involved Twitter, the social networking site Rob has never particularly loved. He explained why he hates it so much!

“In LA I have at least 40 seconds from the moment I arrive somewhere, before I get asked for my autograph,” he said. “It’s Twitter’s fault. If this website didn’t exist, I’d be in peace.”
Rob went on to explain how he knows he’s been spotted. “When I cross a glance at someone, they hurry to get their phone out. I know perfectly well that I’m screwed and that I’m going to spend a big part of my day shaking people off. It’s frustrating.”
On the one hand, it’s a shame Rob can’t always get privacy, but on the other, that’s the price of fame. Do you think he’s justified in his anger, or should he just relax? We know how much you Twi-hards love finding out where Rob is via Twitter but now that you know why he resents the site, will you take a stand against Twitter in the name of Mr. Pattinson? Sound off below!

Ok, I do have an opinion on this. When someone is a celebrity, yes there is a certain amount of "schmoozing" the fans that you have to do - and to be perfectly honestly, they are owed that because without the fans then a celeb wouldn't have the luxury of doing what they love to do and living in the means that they live.

Ok, HAVING SAID THAT.. I think that Twitter, facebook, texting, taking sneaky photographs, etc.. is bull$hit and unfair to the celebrity. They don't deserve that - if there are people in the club, or restaurant that recognize them that's one thing... but announcing on Twitter, or your facebook to your hundreds of friends - and then they tell their friends.. becomes a $hit show to the point where they start NOT to want to talk to fans. When it's a few that's one thing, when it becomes hundreds in a matter of 30 minutes - that is something entirely different.

I have met & worked with some celebrities, and seen a few whether it be on set or at the same bar I was at and I have never asked for an autograph (because really, what is one going to do with it? Nada!) never even contemplated asking for a picture .. I've been fortunate enough to talk to some of them, but just like normal people and normal conversations. (Also, since I'm a struggling actress it would make me look like a freakin' turd.)

I don't have a problem what-so-ever if people want to ask for a picture, or even an autograph..but leave it at that and walk away. Respect their space & privacy - as you would want someone to respect yours.

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Headline

Robert Pattinson Vs. Taylor Lautner: Who Looks Cuter With Their Pup?

I just thought that headline was so dumb I had to mention it .. and the pups look adorable!

In idiotic news.. Rob Pattinson is a theif! And his sex face?

2011-08-27T20:48:00.000-04:00

This was a rather odd headline. I though we were going the Winona Ryder route.

Headline that I saw in more than one place:
Robert Pattinson Accused of Stealing?

Stealing... let's see where this takes us.

Robert Pattinson has been accused of stealing! What did the Breaking Dawn actor take? According to his good friend, Marcus Foster, he stole a song entitled I Was Broken which is on the Twilight soundtrack.
"He sang it in a pub and someone recorded it on their phone. We used to sing each other songs a few years ago and that one just got up on the Internet and it went crazy, but it's my song," said Foster.

It doesn't sound like Foster is angry about this or that he is going to take legal action—they are good friends after all (sometimes that doesn't matter). However, it does seem as though Robert Pattinson's success in music was more luck than anything else. If he and his buddy were just singing each other's songs and I Was Broken was the one to give Pattinson a name on the music map, that's great luck!

Basically, this is a non-story. Someone taking a simple conversation and taking it out of context. I see no malice in this statement. Or hint that anyone thought this was a thievery in progress!
The talk about Rob's music success being luck. Any success in this freakin' business is all about luck. Even Rob has said that during interviews. Luck, right place at the right time, there is of course nepotism and you know the rest of the dirty business. Bottom line.. Rob isn't a thief.

NEXT TOPIC!

Headline:
BEHOLD! This is what Robert Pattinson looks like when he's, you know...

Really, must we go there, really? "This is what Robert Pattinson looks like when he's, you know.."???? And there is a picture of him from Bel Ami.
Blurb:
DO you ever wonder what Robert Pattinson looks like between the sheets?

Do you ever STOP wondering what Robert Pattinson looks like between the sheets?
We don't.
So imagine our delight when we discovered we could wonder no longer?

I.. I mean.. seriously? I guess in all honestly, I must admit that there are women/girls that must envision that thing..

Let me start off by saying I for one do not think of what Rob or anyone else looks like while they are having sex.. One reason is because if you've actually HAD sex in your life then you know people make some funny lookin' faces, but bottom line..my mind doesn't go that route.

But even if there are girls thinking that way, why oh why would anyone be raunchy enough to write an article about it? Don't they feel a tad bit .. pervish? You know that "cringe" feeling we all get when we see something inappropriate - or when people are talking about something that is making us feel that "cringe" feeling? That's what I feel when I see stupid articles and pictures, and speculation etc. like this.
When I see an article like this, that's what happens to me. The "cringe" feeling sets in and the occasional gag reflex.

Clearly these people are lacking a few of these things. Big surprise.

Robert Pattinson losing roles and a bad influence!

2011-08-19T10:29:00.001-04:00

Very interesting ...

Headline:
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Continues To Lose Movie Roles

Read this article.

Article:
It seems that Robert Pattinson was in the running for the lead in a biopic about cult music legend Jeff Buckley. Luckily for us fans, Reeve Carney (yeah this kid is a real actor) has been cast as the lead in the upcoming biopic. For those of you unfamiliar with Jeff Buckley, Jeff Buckley was the greatest musician that never was.
For those of you unfamiliar with Robert Pattinson, Robert Pattinson is a talentless hack that couldn’t act like he was blind in the dark. So as the set of Twilight Breaking Dawn II goes dark, it becomes more apparent that this moron will not be working very long.
I hope the The Holy Trinity of Suck (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and the shirtless Taylor Lautner) bank their payday on this last movie. With the exception of mall openings and Kristen Stewart swinging on poles these hacks will never see another dime.
The Holy Trinity of Suck might get a few more direct-to-dvd roles and a few failed sitcoms. Eventually a sex tape or nude pictures will be released …I mean leaked …as a final desperate plea for attention. Kristen Stewart will probably take a quick lap through Showtime After Dark. Definitely nude and still talentless before slipping into obscurity or XXX porn.
So let’s get Twilight Breaking Dawn II released now. The sooner it gets released, the sooner we get to see Kristen Stewart naked on Showtime After Dark. And as far as Robert Pattinson goes, Rob I will tell you in advance to save time…yes I would like to supersize that extra value meal. Could you deliver that to my trailer?

My my my does this guy have some anger issues? I'd say I'm speechless - but you all know I'm never speechless. This has to be a spoof, right? No one has this much bile to puke up at someone. I mean, this guy has got to be joking because if not.. then wow is he jealous of Rob and Kristen's success. It's very common when someone skyrockets to stardom for others to say "it's a fluke" or "s/he really has no talent," that way it makes themselves feel better for no succeeding.
I'm a struggling actor myself, but I'm thrilled for both of them. Whether or not I think they are fabulous actors has nothing to do with it. But, as a fellow actor and human being.. it isn't good karma to say $hit like that.
Clearly this man has some .... shall we say ISSUES!

Maybe he needs someone needs to give him a hug..

As for Kristen and Rob's career... I think they will be just fine.

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Headline

'Twilight' News: Do Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Inspire Vampire Crimes?

Blurb:

It would seem so when one considers arrests such as that of 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley, who is currently awaiting a psychiatric evaluation while in a Galveston, Texas, jail. Bensley was charged with burglary after he allegedly broke into a woman's house and tried to suck her blood.
Apparently he didn't take any notes from Robert Pattinson, who didn't break into any houses to terrorize unsuspecting people in any of the Twilight movies. Perhaps he obtained all of his tips from Bill and Eric from True Blood. Oh wait... they cannot enter houses without being invited. Clearly Bensley makes a very poor vampire.

Umm... uh huh. So, now Rob and Kristen are being blamed for some insane dude trying to suck on some woman's neck? Really?? I see.. so I guess we should all be worried that the actors from the Smurfs will start influencing people to go out and paint themselves blue? And that people will start thinking they can fly and leap off of their houses because .. well.. Superman can fly!

Give me a break folks. Vampire movies have been around for a long time.

See? This is a very ooooolllldddd movie. I think this is when we politely say !

Seriously?? Oy..

Robert Pattinson - Rags to riches? Out and about - sans guess who?

2011-08-15T17:29:00.000-04:00

Hi Everyone

This is so funny! I can't TELL you how many headlines I saw like this one:
Pattinson plans clothing line
Ok, if you've listened to any interviews with Rob Pattinson you'd know that the last thing he seems to care about is fashion. He isn't like a Kardashian, and this is just by mere observation. He dresses casual, but doesn't seem to care about it whatsoever. So anyone that believes this article was true and not just being funny.. is a looney!
So the article lures you in then BAM you read this:

"Rob and I were talking about doing clothing lines, and he found out I was doing one and was like 'I should do one'. He wants to do one -- he's always so hipster," usmagazine.com quoted Lutz as saying.
Lutz added that he and Pattinson named called the line "Rags by Rob", which is fitting since Pattinson's own style could be described more or less as disheveled, with monotone V-neck T-shirts, worn-in jeans, and flannel button-down shirts being his wardrobe staples, and unwashed hair to boot.

See? Just tongue and cheek.. but let me tell you I saw more than 10 headlines about Rob starting a clothing line.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson &; Kristen Stewart Party Separately This Weekend, Proving They Can Be In Love & Independent!
This cracked me up. Article:
They were each out partying at private club Soho House on different sides of the world — Kristen in London and Rob in L.A.! Find out all of the details!
(Me= first of all - there IS no details - just someone saying that they were at these specific clubs)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were both spotted partying separately this weekend — with K-Stew drinking at Soho House London on August 12 and Rob hanging out at Soho House Los Angeles on August 13! But while some could read into their separation as a rift in their relationship, we think the Breaking Dawn sweeties just know how to be by themselves and remain in love!
(Me= or they are adults and know what it's like to be in the business. It's part of show business.. it's actually part of lots of different couples. Lots of couples spend time apart due to work commitments. They aren't in the minority)

It makes sense they would be separated, with K-Stew, 21, working hard on Snow White And The Huntsman and Rob, 25, gearing up for work on The Unbound Captives. We’re so happy they’ve found a balance between love and their red-hot careers!

Ugh. Next week there will be articles of how Rob was "spotted" in London.

(The source, shhh)

Robert Pattinson shops? He's WORRIED about Kristen, really?

2011-08-10T10:30:00.001-04:00

Hello folks!

Here's a headline for you:
Robert Pattinson Steps Out in Sweats and Sandals to Grocery Shop With a Buddy

WOW SHOCKING NEWS! Rob eats? You mean he food shops like the rest of us??
And yes, I saw the pictures (and no, I'm not publishing them because clearly they were taken without his permission) and he is wearing shorts and sandals.

I know it's hard for everyone to believe he doesn't walk around looking like this :

all the time.

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Headline:
Is Robert Pattinson worried about Kristen Stewart's safety in London?

There are some really tragic things happening in London right now and I know that a lot of people (including myself) are praying for those involved. But to spin this story into Rob and Kristen? C'mon people. Is Rob worried about Kristen? I doubt it because I don't think that Kristen is anywhere near the riots, do you??
I'm sure she is no where near the danger. That's just my opinon. But please, lets focus on the real problem.
Oy.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart’s Friends Say She’s Putting Robert Pattinson Before Her Own Family — Do You Believe It?

Here we go. Now Kristen is dumping all over her family to be with Rob.

Blurb from article:
Kristen Stewart’s Friends Say She’s Putting Robert Pattinson Before Her Own Family — Do You Believe It?

Kristen pulled out of her mom’s film ‘K-11′ so that she could spend more time with Rob, a source close to the actress claims. Do you think it’s wrong for her to put Rob first?

Kristen Stewart is doing everything possible to keep her romance with Robert Pattinson alive! A source tells Star that Kristen will drop everything just to be by his side. Kristen was set to star in her mom Jules Stewart‘s directorial debut K-11 this summer, but she reportedly pulled out due to scheduling conflicts. Now friends of Kristen are saying she actually did it so she could spend what “little free time” she has with Rob.

“Whenever she isn’t working, she’s jetting to whatever film location Rob is on,” a source says. “She basically drops everything when she can, to be with him.”
Rob and Kristen have been doing their best to make time for each other during their busy shooting schedules this summer. But now that Kristen is filming Snow White and the Huntsman in London, she barely sees him. Rob even attended the Teen Choice Awards in LA without her, and he’s been spotted out with buddies since Kristen is in his hometown.
Kristen’s mom is reportedly “hurt.” Do you think Kristen’s mom should understand or take it personally?

Anyone believe this? First of all, Kristen seems like an extremely strong woman. I highly doubt that she would DUMP on her Mom for Rob or anyone else. I'm sure there was scheduling issues and the reason she's not doing her Mom's movie has nothing to do with her jet setting after Rob.

Robert Pattinson and his bites - Breaking Dawn part 3? - Kristen in London, so?

2011-07-31T21:06:00.002-04:00

Hello my friends, I trust you all had a fantastic weekend and if not.. sorry.

A few things to chat about. Some very ~~stupid~~ er sought after stories!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson: Where would you like him to bite you?

My answer (and most of his on the level fans) is no place. A shake of the hand, great. But do I want him to bite me, I'll pass. More importantly, the headline is creepy. Doesn't it sound creepy?
After the previous articles I've read (and posted about) regarding fans (and I use that word loosely) that when given the opportunity to meet him ask him .. "hey will you bite me?"

Well, that would be my reaction.. can't tell you for sure what his would be. I assume something similar.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Thinks There Will Be More ‘Breaking Dawn’ Movies — Are You Shocked?

He was being facetious. Simple as that. I know many people would love a Breaking Dawn Part III but this is what he said

“I still feel like somehow, someway I’m going to have to shoot and put in the contacts and the makeup on again for some reason,” he said. “But I don’t know when.”

Yup that is it.

I put it in so you could hear it yourself.
Hrmm.. what would we call another one? Dusk? Harvest Moon? Moon Light?
I've been mooned??

Sorry that last one cracked me up.

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Last but not least!

Headline (and more than one about the same thing or else I wouldn't have posted it):

Kristen Stewart Arrives in London Sans Robert Pattinson

Yup she apparently arrived in London. And from the pictures.. I didn't happen to see Rob. So I guess the shocking answer is yes, she traveled without him. Shocker.

As always, continue to send me silly articles you find - then I will follow up with my own Internet surf.

Rob Pattinson's hair is big news!

2011-07-25T15:52:00.001-04:00

Breaking News! Rob's ........ HAIR!

People are not too happy - so it seems.

Headlines like this!
Robert Pattinson's Weird New Haircut Explained

What’s Up with Robert Pattinson’s Hair?

As you know - his hair looks like this:

Is it ugly? In my opinion, not the most flattering cut. I'm not a fan .. but let's not wig out people. (pun intended) Clearly (unless I'm way off) he wouldn't choose this cut unless it was for a movie, right?

Well .. low and behold ......
Robert Pattinson's 'Cosmopolis' Haircut Turns Heads (PHOTOS)

Blurb:
Turns out that Pattinson, best known for his signature bedhead look, is sporting the bizarre style for his new movie "Cosmopolis," in which he spends a good chunk of the movie trekking across Manhattan in order to get a haircut...apparently fleeing one salon before his 'do was done.

Strange movie plot? Sure. Even stranger haircut? Most definitely.

Did anyone think that he really wanted to look like that? Movie role!

I wonder if I should break the news to all these silly articles that Rob really doesn't have WHITE WHITE skin.. it's....... MAKE UP!

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Headline:
Taylor Lautner hotter than Robert Pattinson at Comic-Con?

And the comparisons begin! They are own handsome in the own way. How's that? (Minus Rob's odd hairdo)

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Headline (ready for this one again)
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Married

Yup - iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt's baaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk!

Blurb:
This couple is as beautiful in real life as on screen and would make a cute husband and wife too … but this hasn’t happened but on screen only. Will they take this step in real life too? Or is it too early for the young stars?

Ok so the headline - complete lie. 100% a lie lie lie lie lie. Why? Because Bella and Edward got married. Not the actors, but you guys knew that anyway. But hey why would they stop lying now right?

Rob Pattinson is a bad guy! No wait a sensative soul! PDA = TMI??

2011-07-14T15:29:00.000-04:00

Villian.. evil..?

Headlines:

Robert Pattinson Wants To Play The Villain!

Robert Pattinson Wants to Be Bad. Yes, Please.

Blurb from 1 of the articles:
Robert Pattinson is having a hankering for the dark side. Deep down, he's aching to be bad. Very very bad, and I find that's just music to my ears.

Alright, fine. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to break the typecast put upon him by hot-blooded women everywhere. I understand. Hearthrobbiness can get a little tiresome. I just hope RPattz doesn't try the bad guy thing on for size off-screen as well -- there are more gossipy rumors about him partying hearty without his main squeeze Kristen Stewart. Stay good, Robert Pattinson. Stay good.

Ok yes it's a bit tongue and cheek but really? "I hope RPattz (I hate that stupid name btw) doesn't try the bad guy thing on for size off-screen." REALLY? Then mentioning the rumors about him partying. So this will be the direction we are going now? We are going to try and make him out to be a 'bad-ass' or 'player' .. For the record, a lot of actors like playing a villain. I can imagine now that Rob has done 5 movies where he plays the knight in shining armour (in a manner of speaking) he'd want to do something completely different.
Let's not turn this into him morphing into something else..shall we?

How far into bad will Robert go -- only time will tell.
(Me - Oh shut up)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson’s Co-Star Tweets: He’s A Great Guy Because He’s A Dog Lover!

Robert Pattinson Helped Co-Star Deal With Death of his Dog

This was the tweet from the other actor

"Rob is a great guy. My dog died while we were shooting," Guri said of Pattinson. "He's a dog lover so he got it. That's sort of how we bonded."

It must have been hard for Guri. I've lost 2 dogs and I know how painful it is. And Rob helping him is a very sweet and genuine gesture. Having said that.. Rob is a nice guy BECAUSE he's a dog lover? No.. I happen to think dogs are the best but give Rob a tad of credit - maybe he's a nice guy, because he's a nice guy. Not because he loves dogs. Hrm?

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Headline:
If You PDA On A Plane Like Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Did, Are You Being Rude To Other Passengers?

Blurb:
Is this kind of PDA ever OK?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are typically pretty private about their romance, so it might have come as a surprise to some of their fellow plane passengers on a flight en route to Los Angeles that the two couldn’t stop making out. Is this something you should ever do in public?

New photos and a first-hand, detailed account of the turbulent 2010 session have just been released. A fellow passenger sitting behind them in business class on the departing flight from Montreal said the couple was allegedly making out for “half the trip.”
“They kissed a lot and they were holding hands,” the sky-high spy said. “They seemed very close. They played games together on [an] iPad. Robert was reading a script. Kristen listened to music.”
Now, given, it’s R-Patz and K-Stew, and we love them. But an in-flight, non-stop PDA is not OK. That flight is six hours long, and if we’re to take the passenger on his word, the couple canoodled for three hours.
Think about it this way: would you want to see someone else sucking face for three hours? Especially if you were in a seat across the aisle or inches away from them? What if you were sitting in front and could hear it? Right. So please, don’t you be that person.
I love couples that hold hands and occasionally cuddle in the air. I think they’re adorable. But a straight-up long-lasting make-out session is a different story. It’s gross and rude.
When I see a couple making out on the street, I think, ‘get a room.’ Well, on a plane, only the bathroom is available. And unless you plan on joining the mile-high club, please, curb your air-born enthusiasm

Really.... really? Are they REALLY saying that - are you OUT of your frackin' minds? When thinking of Rob and Kristen, does anyone think they are doing too much PDA?? Um.. no. It's exactly the opposite. They clearly go OUT of their way NOT to show their personal lives, despite all of these unnamed sources etc.

Now as for these airplane pictures. I've seen them.. and no of course I'm not going to post them because they are an extreme invasion of privacy. Some dink that was sitting behind them was sneaking pictures of them when they didn't know. Extreme dickhead comes to mind when I think of this little troll hiding the camera phone and taking pictures. I looked at them because I knew this title was B.S. The PDA was normal for 2 people sitting next to each other. That is it folks. Making out? No. Sitting on each others laps? No. Snuggling? No. This article is all innuendo, speculation and ba-lo-ney!

Robert Pattinson: Angry Man! Singer Man! .. Oh man..

2011-07-05T14:18:00.000-04:00

Hi everyone!
Been a busy few weeks. I've been on a few auditions.. nuttin'.
I also had a birthday to which my husband threw me a surprise birthday party. Twas lovely!

Onward!

A little slow on the news lately. But I found some gems as I usually do. And by gems I mean .. polished turd stories haha.

Headline:
Twilight Director "Worried" About R-Pattz & K-Stew

Worried? I wonder .. let's take a peek at the article and see if he ACTUALLY says that.
Article:
Twilight director Chris Weitz has expressed his concern for stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, stating that he hopes fame doesn't change them.

Weitz, who worked with R-Pattz and Stewart on the second vampire flick, New Moon, has told Hollywood Life that despite wanting the pair to be successful, he is worried their "essential humanity" could be ruined by superstardom.

Speaking of the hunky actor and K-Stew to the US gossip website, the director revealed: "I want to see them succeed. I want to see them retain their essential humanity I like them very much."

He added: "What I also wish for them are happy lives that aren’t impinged on too much by the downside of the great things that have happened to them.”

Despite Weitz's concerns, Rob and Kristen continue to keep a low-profile when it comes to their relationship, with Pattinson recently claiming that when he gets married, he wants it to be "pretty simple."

Interesting hmm? Let me explain.. usually when someone uses these
" "
Otherwise known as quotation marks means that it's a direct quote. Anyone see Chris Weitz use the word worried? Nope me either. Which means that the use of quotation marks in this article are bogus. My feeling is that essentially when anyone is interviewed that has a connection to Rob and Kristen albeit tiny or not, they MUST ask about them personally. Clearly Chris was being P.C. yet genuine, but that doesn't matter .. cuz no matter WHAT you say the editor will twist, and kneed and squeeze until they get something that may be controversial. Hence the word they used "worried."

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson gets angry in new set photos from Cosmopolis

Let me say that this headline is misleading.. I know, I know.. SHOCKER!
It's photos of him on the set, in character, and his character is angry. Big deal.

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Headline:
The New Thing in London? Live Performances in Living Rooms, with Robert Pattinson
Ok this article SUPER misleading.. That headline had a picture with it.. and when you open the picture you see this..

Umm.. who in the hell is this??? (I think to myself)

Article blurb:
Sofar Sounds (Songs From a Room) is the anti-arena experience: its founders have pioneered a music movement where they host performers in living rooms, their location kept under wraps until the last minute. Visit their website to view video clips of past shows, audience members visible just feet away from drum kits as they get unprecedentedly close to an artist for the evening. Past special guests have included impeccably coiffed Twilight star Robert Pattinson and the Magic Numbers.

Ahhh ok.. so he was there once. Allegedly. And even if it is true, the story is really about these cool rooms where it feels like a more relaxed atmosphere.. NOT Rob performing.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Boards Flight On Fourth Of July: Is She On Her Way To See Robert Pattinson?

Of course she is! I mean her whole life revolves around Rob, right? She couldn't possibly be going anywhere else! If Kristen is in departures.. that means she going to see Rob.. arrivals.. she was just with Rob, right?

And then to top it off - here is a blurb from the article:
Kristen arrived at LAX just minutes before her flight was set to take off and she had to go through the notorious body scanner that snaps naked pics!

Really? Did they NEED to go there? C'mon. Makes you just wanna do this to someone, doesn't it?

Here is another blurb that definitely confirms their possible confirmation:
Kristen Stewart didn’t spend her July fourth sitting by a pool with friends — she hopped on a plane. The 21-year-old actress arrived at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday with what looked like a bodyguard. Kristen had her passport in hand, which means she’s traveling out of the country … Canada?! There’s a bit of buzz on Twitter claiming Kristen boarded an Air Canada flight to see boyfriend Robert Pattinson in Toronto. We definitely hope Kristen is headed to see Rob — it’s been exactly one month since they’ve seen each other!

Or they are saying .. We have no clue where she's going.
Unless of course they are using what so many other online sources use....

Rob Pattinson: Cheating, chuggin', & cheap?

2011-06-24T10:57:00.000-04:00

Well hello everyone. I hope your summer is starting off hot and sweaty! *wink*
Oh and if you haven't yet please..Join my twitter page! ~ Facebook 'like' Leave Rob Alone and become a follower if you can! I'd be indebted to you for life.. :) Ok well maybe that's a bit strong.

Digression stopped! Intervention!

So in perusing my regular haunts amongst others I found some ~~idiotic~~ interesting articles to comment on! Big surprise knowing me and my big mouth.

Let's start with this headline shall we?
Rob Pattinson likes the bar scene

Blurb from article:
A Toronto native has opened up to HollywoodLife about two of Robert Pattinson‘s favorite bars in the city.
“Rob really loves two bars in Toronto, Goodnight and The Dakota Tavern,” the source said. “He’s super laid back and normal acting. It’s obvious he likes the bar scene a lot.”

Wow, a 25 year old likes to go to bars. Profound.

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Headline:
Is Robert Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart?

Here we go... cheating, breaking up, madly in love...

Ok here is a blurb from the article (caution - upon reading laughter will ensue)
Is Robert Pattinson cheating on Kristen Stewart with a member of the crew of his new movie Cosmopolis? That's what we are hearing. We can not confirm this report at this time but that is what is being said about Rob right now. What we can say is that there are a few things that make it look as if Rob and Kristen are in a lot of trouble.

According to these sources Rob has been cheating on Kristen with this person for sometime now. We will not mention her name here because we have not been able to 100% confirm the story as of now and do not want to damage her reputation. We are confident that Robert Pattinson has been seen out with this girl on many occasions in Toronto since filming started.

Also, our sources have said that Stewart is no longer wearing what was thought to be a promise ring that Rob gave to her last year that she had not taken off since he gave it to her. She supposedly stopped wearing it right after the MTV Movie Awards.

In a story earlier today by Showbiz Spy it was reported that Pattinson and Stewart had a big fight over the fact that they haven't seen each other in almost a month and about the fact Kristen is mad at Rob for partying too hard and too often since he has been in Toronto.

If you combine that story with our source who claims that Pattinson has been seen out clubbing with this woman in Toronto on many numorous occasions and things start to become clearer. It also fits perfectly into the rumor that Pattinson is looking to break up with Stewart because he wants to be single.

There are also rumors that this "new" girl in Rob's life is planning on writing a book about his and Stewart's soon to be breakup and she has locked down her Twitter account recently because Pattinson's fans were starting to mess with her.

Let us be clear, we have not been able to 100% confirm the report that Pattinson is cheating on Stewart and we are not saying that he is. Those are just rumors at this point as far as we are concerned. But, we think that this new claim, the claim of a huge fight by ShowBiz Spy, the fact that they haven't seen each other in almost a month and the non stop rumors that they are having serious problems and may breakup is enough information to at least discuss the real possibility that Rob and Kristen maybe near the end.
What do you think?

(courtesy of MetroWNY)

Sooooo in other words.. this entire article is pure "speculation" ... or ... BULL$hit.. yep that's what I thought.
They continually allege that he's cheating etc.. yet preface it with "we have no confirmation.."
It begs the question that if you have ZERO proof - then DON'T WRITE IT!!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson buys cheap T-Shirts

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson isn't a fan of couture, in fact, he wears T-shirts that cost about $20! Mainly seen in a T-shirt, ball cap, and shades, the Breaking Dawn actor keeps it ultra-casual when he's not working.
His laid back style probably serves two purposes. The first is that he likes to wear "normal" clothes and just blend in with the crowd. The other is that he likes being comfortable! RPattz is just a regular guy who wears cheap T-shirts and has a super-cool job!

I wouldn't say that $20 is cheap.. a $2 shirt is cheap. He buys regular clothes like everyone else yes.. so the point is .... nothing.

Sorry was that my outside voice?

Robert Pattinson shunned, turned away, etc..

2011-06-19T10:17:00.002-04:00

Oh what a tangled web we weave.....

So the Internet is a blaze with headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson Gets Turned Away At Private Party Before Enjoying A Guys Night Out
Robert Pattinson turned away from hip Toronto party

At first I read that and thought to myself .. wow, what club would turn him away because it would just hurt them. But then I thought .. wait a minute.. of course this is B.S.

Blurb from articles:
Rob might be an international megastar, but when he showed up to a ‘Vice’ magazine party on June 16 no one seemed to recognize him or care — and he almost didn’t get in!

(Me: Ahhh "he almost didn't get in," in other words. He got in.)
Robert Pattinson might want to move to Toronto permanently — the 25-year-old actor and world’s biggest star is in the beautiful city shooting his new flick Cosmopolis, but he can walk around almost unnoticed! Several sources tell HollywoodLife.com that when Rob showed up to a private party on June 16 with two guys and three girls at The Poor Alex, a small venue on Dundas West he had a difficult time getting in and was initially turned away!(Me: Here we go, and the rumors will being about Rob moving to Canada and what will Kristen do and blah blah.. oh yeah "initially turned away" just means they didn't know who he was yet)

“Rob and his pals weren’t getting in as there was a line,” a source tells us of the party for Vice magazine. “So they took a security guard around the corner to chat with him and a while later they ended up getting in.”
(Me: once again, in other words .. they just had to clue the management who the hell was there and I'm sure he got in right away with a zillion apologies to follow)

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Headline:
Oh No! Gossip Guy Robs Robert Pattinson of Dream Role

Once again

Blurb from article

We'll admit: looks like we got our Pattinson-lovin' panties in a twist early and some of you crafty—and a few crabby—readers caught on quick. We had a hard time believing Penn would beat out Rob for a role anyway. R.Pattz is still in the running for the role, but things don't look to good, as speculation says flick might cast an unknown. Guess that means we have to start the Pick Rob campaign now, right?

Me: So in other words (I sound redundant don't I) Your headline is a bunch of ......

Rob Pattinson: Robby double - funky furniture - On the rocks!

2011-06-11T22:07:00.003-04:00

Greetings readers! (in some updating - I spelled funky wrong! I apologize!!)
Sifting through all the similar headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson’s Body Double Drama
Did RPatz Use A Body Double To Bone KStew In Breaking Dawn?!
Did Robert Pattinson use a body double in 'Breaking Dawn?'
Video: Robert Pattinson’s Double Trouble

And that's only 3 of the MANY I saw.

Blurbs:
We wouldn't be surprised!
God bless him, but he is kind of a scrawny little runt! A SEKSI, LICKABLE scrawny little runt, but one all the same!
Ever since footage of Robert Pattinson giving it good to Kristen Stewart appeared in the trailer of their upcoming movie, Breaking Dawn, many were more than a little shocked to see the actor's apparently ripped, MUSCULAR back and arms pretty much crushing the headboard of the bed with his passion!
So much so, in fact, that it begs the question - is our RPatz using a body double in this scene?!
Hmm…we tend to think that he very well may HAVE, but we'll leave it up to discussion!

That's just one article but most of the other articles are in one way or another talking about Rob being less that .. buff and that the scene where Edward and Bella have sex on their honeymoon. But of course it's a great time to whip out the insult cards. Sooo old but hey gives me ammo.

First let me say that MANY actors have body doubles because we know how Hollywood likes to perpetuate the insane body regarding perfectly buff men and barbie measurements (even though real life people are ALL over the place with looks, shapes, sizes, etc.. I digress) . Although for the shot they are speaking of, I have no idea if they were using a Rob double but I do know that the way he was leaning over Bella and hold himself up with the window sill or whatever - that pose would lend itself to defining his muscles, almost like flexing. There is no argument, obviously he is thin... yet again I stress.. who cares.. and by the many interviews he's given - he doesn't either.

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Headline:
Would You Buy The Bed Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart First Kissed On?

No. Creepy.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Has Surprising Obsession: Does Kristen Stewart Approve?
Hrmm.. we think. The misleading title makes the mind wonder... "drugs?" ... "alcohol?"... "SEX!?"...

Blurb:

In fact, Hollywood Life has uncovered a surprising obsession of Pattinson's and it happens to be of the wardrobe variety. He's mad for plaid! He even appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show donning a short sleeve plaid shirt!
Idiots. He wears a lot of baseball caps too. C'mon give me a break. I do believe MANY people wear some form of plaid, no? I don't know from experience, but I bet he wears underwear too - does that mean he's obsessed with underwear?

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Headline:
Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on the rocks?

Me: No, I've seen them drink beer. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Kidding.. my real response is ...

I think that sums it up.

Rob Pattinson Jealousy - Wedding jitters - Coffee cups?

2011-06-04T08:46:00.000-04:00

The last few weeks I've been inundated with articles and pictures about his new movie Cosmopolitan. I didn't find it interesting enough to write about it.

Now that he's been filming a movie without Kristen (oh the horror) the rumors begin again. Not that anyone in their right mind is going to be surprised at the accusations .. I think it's more of a "oy here we go again" feeling, right?

Headline:
Kristen Stewart Cries About Robert Pattinson "Cheating" Rumors

Blurb from Article:
According to a new report, Kristen is distraught over stories appearing the last week in the tabloids about the chemistry between Rob and Sarah Gadon, his sexy female lead in the new movie Cosmopolis. According to an unnamed insider, Kristen has been crying her heart out over the phone to Rob and calling him out over his nightly hard-partying ways.

"Kristen's upset about his partying and ended up having a tearful showdown with him over the phone, saying he's acting as if he finds life boring with her" says the friend. 'But Rob thinks she's blowing it all out of proportion.'

I must remind you that if they are indeed a couple then she has been through this .. how many other times? Emilie from Remember Me and Reese from Water for Elephants and Uma from Bel Ami..

My gut tells me Kristen doesn't even read this garbage just looks at it and giggles. I mean the tabloids have such a good track record and are respected by so many... NOT. The tabloids should be used for things like bird cage bottoms and training puppies. Yet there ARE people out there that read that $hit as gospel, although those people believe that aliens have come down and tried to contact them too.

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Coffee Talk

Headline:

Robert Pattinson Comes out of Trailer With Starbucks!

Any why is this a story? Let's see what it says...
Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson stepped out of his trailer on the set of Cosmopolis holding a big Starbucks cup! While this may seem insignificant to non-RPattz fans, it's actually a way for fans to get to know him a little better. If only they knew what was in that cup!

Let's break this down shall we? It's a way for his fans to get to know him better? Um.. ok.. he drinks coffee, like most other people on this planet. This is not some random thing uncovered. If it was a story on how he likes to drink coffee through his nose, well ok then maybe it's worth mentioning. But that fact that he drinks coffee .. not a huge fact finder my friends.
As for wondering "what was in that cup," I'll go out on a limb here and say.. coffee.

Although on a personal note ... if I had to pick a coffee chain to drink I wouldn't go with Starbucks...

Dunkins in much better. But I digress...

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Wedding Scene with Robert Pattinson Almost Like the 'Real Thing'

Umm .. that's the point. Any wedding I've seen on T.V. or in the movies looks real peeps - but we all know it's pretend. Duh.. Why oh why do I need to explain these things over and over again..
Movies = pretend, fake, make-believe, ACTING!

Rob Pattinson - Royal couple? - senior citizen - wifey?

2011-05-27T14:08:00.000-04:00

Hello my friends!

I know lately I always start off with "sorry" but it seems to be super busy yet I am trying to make this a priority. Sometimes I will get to update more often and sometimes not. But trust me - you all mean a lot to me!
The other reason is I don't want to repeat my stories. Sometimes the same B.S. happens over and over again and gets tedious.

Movin' on!

Apparently Rob wants a wife?
Headline:
Rob Pattinson wants a wife.

A wife? Really?
Article:
ROBERT Pattinson has revealed his plans for the future!
The Twilight actor — who’s rumored to be dating his costar in the movie, Kristen Stewart, says he would like to grow old with his wife.
“I want to be with my wife,” he said.
“Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in a beautiful and warm place.
“I’m a romantic guy.”
Recent reports claimed Rob and Kristen are headed for a split because Pattinson wants to be single.

“Rob may soon be a single man — he loves Kristen, but has suggested they have less in common,” a source said.

“He seems to be finding the relationship tough at the moment — sometimes Kristen just wants to stay in watching films or listening to Bob Dylan. Their hectic work schedules mean they’re spending less and less time together and things seem to have become more distant between them.
“Rob is becoming one of the most in-demand actors around. He’s finding it hard to juggle work and a relationship, but he’s torn because he finds it hard to imagine splitting up with Kristen as they experienced so much on Twilight together.
“She helped him become the star he is today. He’ll always feel loyal to her because of that.”

1st of all - why do they only talk about Rob being one of the most wanted actors in Hollywood? Not sure if the writer noticed... but so is Kristen. 2nd..can't really pinpoint where it says he wants a wife? He's eluding to the future, in about 60 years..and of course they talk about = will it be Kristen? Are they really trying to guesstimate who his wife will be in 60 years? Unless of course Rob is talking about starting to sit on a porch swing at 27 or 28 and look at his.. grand kids? Guess it would be grand puppies..

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Headline:
Key Comments: Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Way More Romantic Than Prince William & Kate Middleton!

Seriously. Really. We are now comparing the Prince and Princess to Rob and Kristen. Um.. why? Who sis more romantic? Who in the hell would know that? No one my friends - not a soul except Kristen and Kate. And .. oh yeah.. WHO CARES? Such an ODD comparison, or is it just me?

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There have been about 17,632 online articles regarding Rob and Kristen splitting up because the Twilight series is over. Haven't we been down this road before.. about a million times?! I mean c'mon - he's cheating, she's sick of his other leading ladies, he's tired of her pushing him into a relationship. The excuses never end. I'd like to see them admit they are a couple first before I start jumping to 'break-up' or 'pregnancy' or 'marriage' etc.. doncha think?

oh and btw...
Headline:
PIC: See Rob Pattinson's Sexy Chemistry With New Costar

Here we go.... and the gossip gates open!

Rob Pattinson: Birthday Boy - Their idiots! - boogers

2011-05-13T22:00:00.001-04:00

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

So .. I must apologize that I haven't been around. Married (renewal of vows) and honeymoon. It's been a KA-RAZY time! Very busy but good times!

Ok so back to bidnezz!

Obviously today is his birthday - he's 25. There are oodles are articles on his birthday. So I did a search and found this:

Sorry - couldn't resist!

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I guess there the online rags didn't change at all during my LOA. Twisting, turning, misleading - all the good ones!

Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are ‘Idiots’ Says ‘Twilight’ Costar!
I saw that and thought ... hrmm... "what a tangled web we weave..."

Article:
Rob and Kristen may appear to be one of the most low key and cool Hollywood couples, but according to one costar the two are both ‘idiots!’
(Me: Misleading hrm?)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem to be beloved not only by the general public, but also their costars! Their Twilight pal Jamie Campbell-Bower was interviewed at the National Movie Awards May 11 in London and when asked how it was to work with Rob joked: “Terrible, the guy’s an idiot.”

It wasn’t just Rob either, as when then asked about Kristen, Jamie again joked, “An idiot as well, they’re both awful.”
(Me: Aahh.. there ya go, and there's the truth)

Don't you love how they take a quote and squeeze it-twist it-to make you stop in your tracks and think for a second 'Oh no! Who is trash talking!' even though you are thinking .. B.S.! So.. well typical I guess I should say. Bunch of turds.

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I saw the many stories about Reese Witherspoon allegedly trash talking Rob and saying how "disgusting" their love scenes were because he was all snotty and sick.

Let us break this down, shall we?

A. Well in all honesty when you are sick, you ARE snotty. Not much you can do about it.. although Afrin nose spray works wonders!

B. Really? If that was the case, do you REALLY think that Reese would be so classless as to talk about it to a newspaper? C'mon - she's a professional and of course she wouldn't say anything like that. Jeez..

C. And SERIOUSLY .. do you think that a the production would continue if Rob was sick as a dog? No, of course not. He may have had a cold - but they aren't going to have him snotty all over the lead - if nothing else to avoid HER getting sick. Was he sick? I'm sure he was - but he didn't have the frackin' plague everyone.

ahhh..

Hello!

2011-04-25T22:24:00.000-04:00

Will return soon - had a huge anniversary party with my hubby and now we are going on our very first honeymoon even though we've been married for 10 years :)

So when I return I will WRITE!

HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL!

Robert Pattinson - dreams - Kristen is 21 - leakage!

2011-04-10T07:46:00.000-04:00

Now this headline cracks me up!
Headline:
Robert Pattinson has dreams of no paparazzi, beating them up

HAHA! I'm surprised it took him that long to say it.

Blurb from article:
The popular ‘Twilight’ star revealed to ‘Elle’ that he doesn’t think he’ll be worth chasing for a picture in a few years, states HollywoodLife. “You know, when the whole thing dries up and there’s hardly any paparazzi around — I don’t know, in 15 years or something — I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the s–t out of him,” Pattinson recently joked.

Amazing to me that those a-hole paparazzi can put a camera 2 inches from a celebs face, yet if they push it back - LAW SUIT! Gimme a frakin' break!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Rallies Fans To Attack Nasty Hackers Who Stole And Leaked Breaking Dawn Pics

Rob is gettin' feisty - I love it. It must be so hard to have to keep an even keel when you are so frustrated you want to smack someone across the face. Those pictures I was referring to in my last posting - the ones that someone on the inside "leaked."

This is Rob's reaction (blurb):
Are you a supporter of cute vampire Edward Cullen? Well now is your chance to prove it. Robert Pattinson is fuming over leaked Breaking Dawn photos that flooded the web last week (sorry, Twihards; they’ve since been taken down), and is calling on his army of fans to mobilize and bring down the hackers. “It’s just ridiculous. I literally can’t believe that it happened,” Pattinson, who presented an award at the Country Music Awards on Sunday night with Water for Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon, told MTV. “I want the Twilight troops to mobilize, all the good fans, and find out who these little s-s are and just hack into their computers and destroy them,” Pattinson told MTV with a laugh, before adding, “I’m being genuinely serious, Twilight fans, punish them.” The photos, which first surfaced on Thursday and quickly blanketed Twilight fan sites and message boards, are racy images of what appear to be Edward and Bella on their honeymoon. The leaked shots, several of which feature the couple in bed, have sparked debate over how far the studio is pushing its PG-13 rating. “It’s raw footage. It’s not even what people are going to see,” Pattinson fumed to MTV. “Why do this maliciously? You’re not a fan. You’re just a dick.” “I’d understand it more if they sold the stuff,” he continued. “But, it’s like, ‘Oh, you just want to be annoying?’"

Yahoo - that's right, say it like it is! Stop being so 'nice' these jack-a$$es don't deserve polite responses. The only way they nutbags will stop is when the celebs start speaking out against it. (unless of course I'm wrong and it does the opposite.. hrmm..)

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Celebrates 21st Birthday

Of course I couldn't skip this event. Because I found some hilarious article.

Article:
It's Kristen Stewart's 21st birthday. The "Twilight" star can now keep up with the rest of the cast (with the exception of Taylor Lautner) when they go out for their wild nights.
(Me: Wild nights? You mean out clubbing and dinner? Like most people in their 20's?)

While Kristen hasn't revealed what her big birthday plans are, it's safe to say she'll be spending the important day with her hunky boyfriend, Robert Pattinson. Since the couple are busy filming the final scenes for "Breaking Dawn," they'll likely hit the town in Canada.
(Me: It's safe to say ?? To my knowledge they haven't even admitted to being a couple. Doesn't matter what one's perception is - if they haven't admitted it, I find it very hard to write about it as if it were fact!)

However, Pattinson could surprise Stewart by whisking her away for a romantic weekend. Rob and Kristen are very private when it comes to their relationship, and some alone time would be ideal for the young pair.
(Me: This just cracks me up.. "Pattinson could surprise her..." - Yeah he could surprise her with a trip to the international space station, or with a flock of doves spelling out her name.. or maybe even proposing to her on the top of Mt. Everest. C'mon people! Coulda woulda shoulda.. speculation = idiocy!)

Now that Kristen Stewart is officially 21-years-old she'll legally be able to go out drinking with her friends, most of whom are already of age. Stewart has been spotted smoking and drinking before, and taken virtually no heat for it. Kristen's become known as a wild child in Hollywood. Hopefully, she won't get too crazy, now that she is legal.
(Me: Nothing like more of that 'speculation' .. let's be support of Kristen and now start rumors that she may lead down a dark and nasty path of drugs and alcohol just because she turned 21... If you have noticed people, celebs that are underage in the industry don't usually want for much - so if she wanted to go down that path.. she would have taken it already with the 'help' of the people around her. Notice many of the young celebs that have taken that path started when they were in their early teens! oy..)

Rob Pattinson: Thoughts on Twilight - Same Ole - etc

2011-04-01T19:23:00.006-04:00

I'm not sure how often to be updating this blog. I don't want people to get bored and have me update it everyday - I'd rather wait until I get an accumulation of stories and update it with the silliness surrounding him. What do you think? Would you prefer me to update more often? or wait until I get enough RAG MAG CRAP and update a bunch all at once?

ONWARD!
Lovely headlines to share:

'Breaking Dawn' Leaked Photos Leave Studio 'Heartbroken'

Breaking Dawn Sex Pics: Tweeted, Removed, Hot, Posted Here!

Holy Shiz! TONS Of SPOILERIFIC Images Leak From Breaking Dawn!

Ok - let me start off by saying that I've seen these photos, I don't THINK it's someone is playing an April Fools joke but stranger things have happened. Having said that .. let's say that this is true for argument sake. How did these photos leak out?? Some crew member? I don't know who would have the gall to leak these out. Although, I guess $$ talks.

I'm not going to repost the pictures because they are obviously not meant to be published. And I think it's such a betrayal from someone on the inside leaking them out. (Unless of course this was done for publicity, to keep the movie on peoples minds.)

I DO NOT try to understand the industry even though I'm in it.. well not IN it - in it.. but I am a struggling actress.. yet I digress.. as usual haha.

Headline:

Robert Pattinson couldn’t see what was so special about Twilight

Veeeeddddyyyy Interesting...

What I'm thinking is that somewhere along the line Rob gave an interview talking about how he didn't understand the intense draw people, well mostly women I should say, have for the Twilight series. Which if you think about it makes perfect sense for a guy to say. BUT WAIT.. the spin is going to eventually be that Rob is dissing and putting down the movie that shot him in to fame. I'd bet money that this simple quote he made:

“When I first read [the Twilight script], it didn’t appeal to me,” Rob told the Italian Vanity Fair. “I couldn’t understand what was so special and why everybody was so into it.”

is going to turn into this scandal that Rob is ungrateful towards the movie that launched his career. It's going to get twisted and turned into this ugly story to make Rob look like a prima donna.

I could be wrong.. but it's just a gut feeling. When someone becomes a huge success, people - whether it be critics or rag mags or the "un"fans - have to find a way to trash talk, belittle, criticise and tear him/her down. Doesn't matter who it is - it happens. Look at Justin Bieber. He is a talented young man, yet because he is a HUGE success, he must get trashed. Very strange don't you think? I think a lot of it is jealousy .. still a $hitty thing for people to do though.

Headline:

Reese Witherspoon: Robert Pattinson has Dirty Fingernails and Hair

Oh my God - here we go again! Once again the rumor that Rob doesn't clean himself. A simple quote from Reese, twisted around to fit this recycled story. Who knows in what context this was said. It could have been referring to his character in the movie who the heck knows! But c'mon - I believe it's time to let this rumor .......

Rob Pattinson and his dog, his potty mouth, his feud with Justin the hair Bieber!

2011-03-23T07:51:00.002-04:00

So many stories - so many repeats. As my loyal readers know, I'm not going to comment on the same stories over and over again unless something truly goes berserk and then I won't be able to help myself!

But okee dokee these are the stories that are circulating around the Internet.

Let's start off with the potty mouth story, it's actually cute - unless it goes where I THINK it will go.

Headlines:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Pay Fines for Cussing
and
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have potty mouths on Breaking Dawn set?

Blurb from articles:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are cleaning up their act on the Breaking Dawn set. No swearing, or pay a fine. It seems the penalty money goes right to ten-year-old co-star Mackenzie Foy, reports E!Online, and the fines have been flying. Kristen Stewart, no surprise, is the biggest loser. The vampire-daughter wins either way. Her role as Renesmee must be teaching her a whole, expanded vocabulary. “She’s earned a lot of money out of us swearing around her,” Rob says. No word on how much per cuss incident.
(Me: Why is it in surprise that Kristen is the winner? Just a random jab?)

“I do it by accident,” Robert Pattinson says of himself, “and especially Kristen does it by accident because she apologizes with a swear. She’s like ‘Oh s**t, aaugh!’ and she just can’t stop swearing for about fifteen minutes.” Hmm. Trying not to cuss makes her cuss even more? Maybe Rob is on to something, getting KStew to practice up now, in case the two of them ever have children of their own—real, human ones, not half-vampires. Or now, Mackenzie is taking it all in—especially the cash.

Just an FYI, I've been on movie sets, TV sets and in a million plays .. swearing happens. As a matter of fact - I know this may shock you all .. but swearing is NOT isolated to actors! SHOCK - AWE!

But it's true. It goes on in offices, sporting events, pubs/bars, even.... at home!
I know it's hard to hear news like this, but it's true.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Solves Doggate And Reveals New Details About His Puppy!

DOGGATE!?!?

He adopted a dog, which I happen to think is very cool because I'm a dog person. I have 2 myself. But doggate???

Blurb:
Doggate is officially solved. We’ve been hearing rumors about Rob Pattinson’s dog for a few weeks but he is now opening up about his new companion. Rob revealed during an MTV interview that his new dog is named Bear.

Ok HUGE mystery solved! That one is up there with the big ones! JKF murder mystery-Aliens Good thing we got that solved.

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Here are the headlines - let's start there:
Robert Pattinson Calls Justin Bieber A Liar — Read What He Says!
Robert Pattinson: 'I've never met Bieber'
Justin Bieber Is a Liar, Says Robert Pattinson

Just to name a few...

Blurbs from various articles:
“One day Robert Pattinson came up to me at a party and said, ‘For whatever reason, people love our hair and it’s always a great ice-breaker with girls,’” Justin had told The People. “He is like, ‘Hey my name’s Robert. Want to touch my hair?’ I thought he was joking, but it really works.”

Rob’s response?

“I’ve never met this guy,” Rob said. “I saw that as well. I was like, ‘You’re really famous man — what are you doing?’ You don’t need to use me to make up stories!”

What an accusation from Rob! We don’t know which side to believe — what do you think, HollywoodLifers?

Me thinks me knows where this is going!

Another blurb:
Bieber recently claimed that the two had talked about hair and girls together at a party. According to Hollywood Life, Pattinson said in a recent MTV segment that this statement is not true.

"I've never met this guy," the actor said. "I saw that as well. I was like, 'You're really famous, man - what are you doing? You don't need to use me to make up stories!'"

Ok I don't think I need to post anymore blurbs or quotes. This is ridiculous. This is some story that some jacka$$ made up to stir both camps. Nothing gets more publicity than a good fight, right? Well why not make the fight between the 2 most popular teen heart throbs?! Brilliant marketing - girls will start wearing Team Rob - and others wearing Team Justin! Pit adolescent girls against each other to get some hype going since (maybe in the media's view) gossip has been slow. Maybe I'm wrong.. but let's see if this gets worse!

Rob Pattinson: Stalking App!? - Fans?! - Imposter!

2011-03-16T20:19:00.005-04:00

Yes I know it's been a while - I took a bit of a break from the computer.

There are somethings that I LITERALLY can't believe I'm reading - it's like being on a fake show and this is just the gag-line..

Ok here is this headline:
The Robert Pattinson iPhone App is kind of creepy

Blurb:

The "Where is Robert" app has been available for eight months but there has been very little news about it. That's probably because it's a tool that can help you stalk the Twilight star. Why would you bring attention to such a creepy app?
(Me-um...EXACTLY)

The odds that someone would actually use it to stalk him is probably remote but the opportunity exists. The app boasts this description:

“Over 1000 fan submitted pictures! Where is Robert Pattinson right now? Get location news about Robert and find out with this fan app. Get notifications from other fans when he moves!”

Are you fa-reakin' kidding me? They have an APP that basically stalks Rob???? Does anyone see the sickness? The holy creepiness? The absolutely and totally inappropriateness of this? I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone - how can someone have invented this??

Please someone tell me this is a joke!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Ignore Fans — Are They Being Rude Or Scared?

"Interesting," I think.. "wonder where this is going..."

Blurb:
Reports from the set of the hit film claim the ‘Twilight’ twosome, as well as their costars, ignore fans who were so disappointed after waiting hours to see them!
ShareIt looks like any fans hoping to get a friendly greeting from Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart on the Breaking Dawn set shouldn’t hold their breath — the two ignored and ran pass bystanders March 14! Christine K. from On Location Tours Vancouver tweeted, “I don’t understand the effort Rob and Kristen make to avoid fans & photogs. I get the privacy but do the get who pays their salary? Giveback.” Ouch.
(Me- are you kidding me? Who pays their salary? The movie companies do - you have a choice whether or not you want to go and watch the movie. They have - on many occasions - come out to greet fans and talk to them but seriously give them a break? They don't owe you or anyone else a thing! Yes I think that being in the public eye requires a certain amount of meet & greets etc. But don't you think that they have gotten their share of "invasion of privacy" - give them a break. How amazingly ignorant for Christine K to make such a statement.

The actors were apparently trying to avoid fans so much, they jumped straight from the door of their car into the Orpheum Theatre where they were filming!

Christine went on to say, “Even Tom [Cruise] & Katie [Holmes] who are huge stars at least wave and make eye contact and Rob and Kristen run and hide like the fans are horrifying.” What’s the deal?

Hrmm.. me thinks Christine needs to get a grip.

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Headline:
Fake Robert Pattinson Wears Diaper, Tries To Enter Real Robert Pattinson’s Hotel

Umm.. what?

Blurb:
What people will do for attention. In the WTF news of the day, a bad Robert Pattinson impersonator (look at the hair under the hoodie) walked into the real Robert Pattinson’s hotel yesterday (March 14) wearing a diaper and no pants. He was quickly kicked out.

Update soon

2011-03-15T13:57:00.001-04:00

Will have an update this week - sorry for the lateness!

Rob Pattinson's menus ~ smokeless nights & more

2011-03-05T06:22:00.003-05:00

I read and I read and giggle to myself because I find headlines like this:

Headline:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: What They Nibble On In Their Hotel!

Really? What they nibble on? I wonder if they have nothing to write so they go in search of anything that may have a connection to Rob and Kristen. They think.. "what do we write.. there is nothing going on .. what are they doing?? I know I know.. THEY EAT!! WE CAN WRITE ABOUT WHAT THEY EAT!?"

I have no further comments except to verify that yes they do eat food to live.

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Headline:
Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart: Romantic Nights In With Room Service! Exclusive Details

No there is no details expect random pictures of a hotel room that could be ANY hotel room in the world. Although these yahoo's do put a picture of the hotel they are supposedly staying at.. Good job rag mags! (idiots)

Let's see maybe if I write it clearly and simple it will get through to them..

Me: "Hey, mag rags - putting down their locations can = this:

Clear?

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Headline:
Smoke-Free reviewers hand Hackademy awards to actor Pattinson and others.

Blurb from article:

Not even his captivating eyes or heartthrob status could spare actor Robert Pattinson and his film "Remember Me" from earning a giant thumbs down from Sacramento-area teenagers.

The romantic drama was dubbed the smokiest movie of 2010 at the 16th annual Hackademy Awards, held Thursday night at Memorial Auditorium.

The awards are presented by Breathe California of Sacramento-Emigrant Trails, a nonprofit organization dedicated to clean air and anti-tobacco programs.

More than half of all top-grossing films last year were smoke-free - the first time in nearly 20 years that the percentage of tobacco-free movies outweighed those with tobacco use - but that's not enough to please the group or its reviewers.

"There still is a lot of tobacco in movies toward young people," said Kori Titus, CEO of Breathe California. "While we're making progress and some studios are really stepping up to the plate, we've got to make some progress in these youth-rated movies."

Research has found a direct link between smoking in films and teens' willingness to try cigarettes. According to a Dartmouth College study, more than 40 percent of the youth who try tobacco products do so because of exposure to smoking in movies, according to Breathe California.

"Remember Me" earned the Thumbs Down! Movie award because while it has some anti-tobacco messages, Pattinson's character smokes on-screen for much of the film, even while in front of his character's 11-year-old sister and in designated nonsmoking areas.

Ok let's break this down. I agree that smoking is bad for you, that's a given. BUT - I think it's unfair to put these kinds of responsibilities on actors. People or parents get mad that these actors are being seen smoking in their real life - even though the pictures of them smoking are taken sneakily while they are not 'technically' out in the public eye. And now they smoke in movies and that sends a bad message to kids too?

So all movies should be about Unicorns and Lollipops?

C'mon people there are movies about aliens, explosions, vampires the list goes on. Actors can't be responsible for parenting others children. I mean, do parents feel it necessary to tell their children "please don't go out and suck on animal blood" because of the Twilight series?

People smoke - it's a part of life. I wish it wasn't but give me a break.

Sexy, no? *wink*

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engagement rumors true?

I'm not going there again..

Rob Pattinson - Puppy Love - Vancouver - Drunker than drunk

2011-02-27T09:38:00.002-05:00

Hello everyone

Hasn't been much going on in the Rob Pattinson news arena. Well I guess I should say nothing that hasn't been talked about over and over again. And I don't want to continually babble on about the same BS that the mag rags are talking about.

Alas there is some new chatter going on that I must talk about.

Headlines a blaze like this one:
Rob Pattinson Adopted A Puppy Because He's Lonely!

Blurb from article:
Awwww!
(Me: gag)
Robert Pattinson has revealed that he has adopted a dog to keep him company when he films in remote locations.

The actor admitted that his friends refuse to visit him whenever he stays in a small town.

"I know it's sad. A lot of actors have a bunch of people who kind of just go up and stay with them for like two months, like an entourage. But my friends, their egos are too big.

"They'd be like, 'I'm not part of your entourage. I'll stay in a free hotel for a bit if it's in New York or Los Angeles but I'm not going to come out to some random town in the sticks.'

"That's kind of why I adopted the puppy. It's from a shelter and he was going to be put down. I only got him two or three days ago."

As of now the pooch is nameless. "I'm going to call him Robert" he joked.

His hotness explained that the puppy was "freaked out" because he went on a private plane the day after he came out of a shelter.
Robbie said:

"He's been freaked out. It's funny. I got a private plane here from Louisiana, where I was filming Twilight, so he came out of the shelter and the next day he's on a private plane. A bit like Lady and the Tramp."

Either way, we are sure the two of you will be very happy together!

Ok mark my words.. there will be some crap the someone writes about how his friends are dissing small American towns and how somehow that's Rob must hate small American towns too. Blah blah blah.. when in reality, we already know he's had a dog in the past - so obviously he likes dogs. He saved a dog from a shelter, that's wonderful. I just know this is going to be twisted around somehow. Vee shall see!
(I'm a huge dog lover, I have 2 dogs now and if I was on the road all the time - I'd need to have them with me too.)

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They arrived in Vancouver. And once again people are spouting off place they like to go - or have gone before when they filmed there. People.. people.. people.. I feel like I'm talking to a toddler when referring to these idiots who keep spewing the places that they 'may' go, you know what I mean?
Like sitting them down and saying "bad rag mags bad.. you need a freakin' time out!"

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And I stumble across this headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Drunk (Photos)

Blurb from the article:
New private pictures have surfaced of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, along with their pal Tom Sturridge and two of Rob’s handlers.

The photos were reportedly taken sometime in March 2010, while the couple was in NYC.

No I'm not going to show the photos - because they were clearly not taken for public view. But let me ASSURE you - all it looks likes is friends smiling and having a good time. No one is falling down, or puking or looking spaced out or making out with monkeys.

But yet because there is a glass of wine in the picture we must declare 'THEY ARE DRUNK!!" AND.. the stupid photos were from a year ago. FYI - that's not current news people.

Rob Pattinson: Oscar night - Delish dishes? - Married!

2011-02-19T07:51:00.002-05:00

Hello all!

Yes, once again I'm apologizing for not updating sooner. I was cast in an indie film (yipee!) and had to film so I was crazed this week.

Onward to the rag mags !

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Attending Oscars without Kristen?

OH NO! IT CAN'T BE!! HOW CAN THEY DO SOMETHING SANS EACH OTHER!!
Gimme a break will ya?

Blurb from article:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won’t be going as a sweet pair to one of the biggest events of the year, the Oscars! According to reports, the previous plan of the coupe was to attend it together; but now, there seems to be a change of plans. Kristen has a lot of work piled up and cannot make it to the Oscars. Oh no!

Dear God people, you don't see these 2 together enough? And let us not start with the rumors such as "Trouble in Paradise?" - "Are they breaking up!?" just because they aren't going to the awards ceremony together. Once again, that's even assuming they are a couple!

OH MY GOD WAIT! How funny - as I'm writing this and going through my articles to make my comments about I find this!!

Blurb from another article:
Robert Pattinson will attend the Oscars without his leading lady Kristen Stewart. Rob’s Twilight Saga co-star and real life girlfriend Kristen Stewart is too busy with a hectic shooting schedule to attend the Academy Awards. But Pattinson is going alone to another big event, and it makes me wonder if the rumors about the celebrity couple not getting along have some truth to them.

Ha ha! I was right :).. not that it's a big surprise I just find it funny that I said that then I found the proof I was right haha.

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Headline:
Could Robert Pattinson Marriage Rumors Really Be True?

I know, I know .. can you believe it? It's just so funny that they keep recycling these.

Blurb from article:
There won't just be one royal wedding in 2011 -- there will be two. The Daily Star reports that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are planning a California ceremony for this summer. I'm not taking the news that well, either.

But if this rumor turns out to be factual, and they are in fact getting married, watch out Napa Valley, we Twihards are about to storm your hills.

The pair has reportedly consulted a wedding planner and want a hippie vibe for their Napa nuptials. Nothing too fancy, something earthy and simple. Boring! These two are so rich ... they shouldn't be shy to drop some cash on this shindig. Well, I guess they'll have to pay a pretty penny for security so that you and I can't storm the altar.

So not only does it get made up that they might be getting married - but then they get criticized for how they supposedly want to have it? Because they have a lot of money they are supposed to be spending $15,000 on napkins because .. they can? Oy.. shut the hell up.

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Headline:
Where Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Get Romantic When Filming In Vancouver! Check Out Their Hot Date Night Spots!

Again, spouting off where they are going to be or have gone... Unreal.

Blurb from article:
Rob and Kristen couldn’t get enough of each other on or off the set in Baton Rouge. Now we can tell you all the places they’ll go when ‘Breaking Dawn’ filming moves to British Columbia!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can’t wait to go back to their hot Canadian date night spots! HollywoodLife.com has discovered all the places that Rob, 24, and Kristen, 20, love going when they’re in town to shoot their Twilight flicks! We’ve been telling you that the gorgeous couple are expected to arrive soon in Vancouver, BC Canada, to wrap up Breaking Dawn. Now we can reveal where they’ll be spending their free time chowing down on XXXXXXXXXXX dishes!

Then this stupid article proceeds to LIST all these places where they must have gone before when they were filming there. I am speechless.. well sort of. Come on people - must I say it over and over again how rude, selfish, inappropriate, dangerous .. need I go on.. that it is?? For God sakes, let them have the down time. They don't have a lot of that - so Jeezzuuzzz give them a ba-reak! Obviously if you follow my blog you know that I'd never list where they go - but I even X'ed out the kinds of food just in case people would try to find out via that route. It just isn't cool people, not cool.

Last but not least

blurb from article:
When Kristen Stewart went up on stage to accept her award for best dramatic actress, Rob gazed lovingly at Kristen, while she stumbled through her acceptance speech. She looked uncomfortable with the attention but he was cracking up! Rob and Kristen are so sweet together, I really hope the rumors are not true. Just look at the photo in this post from the PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS. The man adores her.

I think this is so funny. Phrases like "gazed lovingly at Kristen" and "The man adores her." These people SO was Rob and Kristen to be Bella and Edward. Those phrases I would expect to hear on a cheezy soap opera.

Must be nice being a mind reader. I wonder if they would tell me the lottery numbers??

Rob Pattinson - THEIR LOCATION!? - breakup.. again

2011-02-12T11:59:00.003-05:00

Sorry I haven't updated - been getting slammed here on the East Coast and the snow is ridiculously high!

Ok enough wah wah wah..

Yet another INFURIATING article

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart To Be In Canada On March 14To finish filming 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn'...

Article:
It is thought that the cast and crew are heading up north from Baton Rouge to finish of filming scenes for the final film, Breaking Dawn in the Twilight Saga.

Filming for the movie, which will see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan marry, has already taken place in Brazil.

A source close to the production team spilled the beans to HollywoodLife about where and when Rob and co will be.

"They are wrapping things up in Baton Rouge but are heading up to Canada over the next week and will be filming in many districts. But they will only be shooting in the city of Vancouver on one day … Mar. 14, they’ll be at a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX of the day and then they’ll be filming on XXXXXXXXXXXXX.”

Yes, I X'ed out their location. Can I ask a silly question.. knowing the security problems, the danger it posses for the cast and crew not to mention many screaming young girls... why on EARTH would you publish EXACTLY where they would be? I mean fine they will be in Canada - big place fine.. but they said what street they would be on! Seriously? I don't get it, it seeeeemmss like common sense, yet the dumbness continues. I guess common sense isn't so common!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart headed for splitsville?

Deja vu?? My God how many times do we have to hear this?

Blurb:
The couple, who haven't exactly gone "public" with their off screen romance, have been dodging all kinds of break up rumors since they began dating back in the Twilight days. The two spend a lot of time together, riding bikes, going to dinner, and yes, sometimes they get close... it's what couples do. So why the break up rumors and why now?

Now that the cast is filming The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, it seems opportune for the media to continuously create stories about the two. Part of it has to do with the private (read secretive) behavior of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and another part has to do with the phenomenon that is Twilight. People want as many details as they can get because they just adore Robsten, the books, and the films. People just cannot get enough.

Right people can't get enough - so let's not perpetuate a rumor that is ... A RUMOR! Oy.. you know if you think about it - these magazines/websites have a 50/50 chance of getting it right. Except .. we don't know if they are a COUPLE.

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Headline:
Can Robert Pattinson Actually Have a Vagina Allergy?

Seriously, they are NOT going there again.

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson did a steamy photo shoot with lots of hot, kinda nekkid models for basically gay straight lad-mag Details, in which he told his interviewer that he is "allergic to vagina." Besides being an awesome pullquote, is it true?

Hasn't this been rumored to death. I won't print the whole article because some of it is offense and disgusting. But c'mon people. Let his sarcastic comment go!!
He's not allergic to vagina's. I can say that with certainty. See I HAVE the common sense chip inserted in my head.

Rob Pattinson: THE ring - Taylor vs. Rob - time out for Rob - $$

2011-02-04T08:40:00.006-05:00

Bunches and bunches of articles on Rob wearing a wedding ring!
For example this headline:

Robert Pattinson Wearing A Wedding Ring On The Set Of Breaking Dawn

The PROOF:

Once again, I go back to the same ole stance.. why is this newsworthy? They are filming Breaking Dawn - the movie where Bella and Edward get married.. hence a wedding ring. No huge surprise there, especially since that is a huge part of the movie people.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Fighting Over Kristen Stewart?

Hrmm... smell that?? I do.. it's the sweet scent of misleading headlines!!

Blurb:
Now that the cast of Breaking Dawn are doing the filming for the wedding between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, we’re hearing that some real drama is going down on the set of the vampire movie!

Oh yeah – here’s the picture of Robert Pattinson wearing his wedding ring! Excited?
(Me: See what I mean? Edward & Bella got married - wedding ring to follow)

Now back to the drama!

Reportedly, Taylor Lautner and Rob Pattinson are fighting over Kristen Stewart during filming! Actually, that’s kind of misleading….it’s for the movie! I blame Hollywood Life. But — We are excited for the movie’s fight scenes, aren’t we?!??
(Me: See what I mean.. they say right there - "that's kind of misleading" - but one misleading headline leads to cacophony of headlines and crap. Alas, no surprise here)

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So this is a story going around.

Headline:
Angry woman tells Robert Pattinson off for smoking?

Article:
A mum reportedly told Robert Pattinson off for smoking.

The Twilight actor was apparently having a smoke outside Vancouver’s Glowbal Grill, where he was hanging out with friends.

According to the National Enquirer, the woman, who was with her teenage daughter, had a go at Rob for smoking near the entrance.

According to the site, the woman screamed: “You’re NOT allowed to be smoking here!” before plucking the burning butt from the his lips and putting it out.

She then apparently hissed: “That’s called secondhand smoke. I know my rights. You have to be at least 6 meters away from the entrance, you jerk!”

The woman apparently changed her tune when she realised it was Edward from Twilight, but the 24-year-old Brit actor said: “Don’t apologize. You are absolutely right. I need to stop smoking, for sure.”

OK, first of all .... this is from the National Enquirer so my antennas start buzzing and red flags start waving. The woman supposedly grab the cigarette out of his mouth? Not sure I believe that. I am a non-smoker and I can tell you it drives me nuts to walk thru an entrance of any building etc., when I have to walk thru a fog of stinky smelling smoke BUT I don't think I'd ever rip a butt out of someones mouth. Maybe this story is a bunch of bull but if Rob was smoking to close to the entrance then tsk tsk - move away so you aren't gagging others ;). But again, National Enquirer = bull-O-knee (haha get it?)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Earns Less Than Taylor Lautner

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson earned less than Taylor Lautner, a detail that may be surprising to Team Edward fans as well as to Team Jacob fans.

Of the top 40 earners in Hollywood in 2010, according to the just-out Vanity Fair, the two Twilight foes were ranked number 15 (RPatz) and number 9 (Taylor), earning an estimated $27.5 million and an estimated $33.5 million, respectively.

Are you kidding me?? First of all, who gives a $hit who makes more. That information for most people is private. Second of all, I think that it's insane that actors/athletes etc make that kind of money yet teachers, police officers, fireman etc don't make a fraction of that.. but I digress..
My point is it's tacky for newspapers or online websites or whatever to share what these guys make. If you are making in the millions than it doesn't matter if someone is making more than you because basically you are not worried about how you are going to pay your electric bill. And trust me, I don't think Rob is flaunting it nor Taylor - it's these websites that wants everyone to drool over the money they make and to start trouble because Taylor made more (supposedly).

Know how much money I made for my last indie film? $250.00 :) And I LOVE to act. I did community/semi professional theatre for years and go paid nothing! So when I got $250 bucks I was THRILLED!! :)

Don't get me wrong - I would love to get to pick and choose projects and be in their position right now. I am a damn good actress but like Rob has said - it's all about luck. For me, I'd just like to be in a place to get really good work and good scripts and have someone see my talent -that's why I envy them.. not their money. And even though I'm sure they are happy that they can take care of themselves and their family - the biggest win is getting good scripts and being a working actor.

Sorry!

Rob Pattinson: Normal food - Wild night? - Razzies

2011-01-28T06:33:00.003-05:00

Oh the silliness of it all.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Get The Worst Actor and Actress Nomination

Is anyone surprised that Eclipse got so many nods for Razzies? I'm not. Whatever is extremely popular - especially with a younger crowd, gets $hit on. God forbid a movie is made without extreme suffering, or super artsy. Not that I have anything against either one, but give me a break. Eclipse and the Twilight Saga is so big that it's pi$$ing people off. That's the bottom line.
Ok so we all know the frenzy around this series. I personally like it the series. Doesn't mean anyone else has to or doesn't mean anything really. But worst actor nods? Really? If that doesn't scream 'sour grapes' I don't know what does.

I looked at a list of movies that came out last year. More than I expected - but please tell me why a movie called BITCH SLAP isn't among the nominees?

Need we remind this ridiculous organization that Sandra Bullock who won a Razzie for worst actress - went on a month later to win the Oscar for Best Actress..

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Wild Night Out with Boys?

hrmm...

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson had a boys night out this week in Baton Rouge! Robert Pattinson, along with some of the boys of Breaking Dawn had a wild night out on Tuesday. Rob, along with Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Jamie Campbell-Bower and Michael Sheen hit the hot spots of Baton Rouge for some fun.

The Twilight Saga men went to XXXXXX for sushi and a few shots. The Los Angeles Times Ministry of Gossip reports that some Twilight fans sent over shots for the hardworking movie vampires.
Dinner and drinks.. yup that certainly is a wild night!
(fyi - remember I always 'X' out places they have been - don't want to help the madness.)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson has sushi with the boys (but he really wants salad)

Now THAT'S a headline if I've ever seen one!

Blurb:
While that highbrow snacking is more like Hollywood, Rob has been sampling to local fare as well. Recently stopping by a deli chain called XXXXXXXX, the actor caused hysteria with the female staff, according to People.

So what did he order -- a juicy po' boy or some cajun delight?

"He ordered a house salad," a staffer told the Ministry. "It wasn't that exciting."

That's funny. I often wonder what people expect. He ordered a ... SALAD! You mean he eats foods that (dare I say) WE EAT??
I think that people may expect him to waltz up to a counter and say "Yes, I'll have a small animal fully alive, you know juicy.. I'm a vegetarian you know."
Sorry to disappoint - but yup he eats salads, sorry it's not more exciting!

FYI - THIS...

Fake.. not real. Just in case you were wondering.

Rob Pattinson: Bedding Rob? - The offspring - Kristen vs. Keira

2011-01-22T07:21:00.004-05:00

Oh the headlines - they keep me in business.. (well business is the wrong word, but you get the drift)

How will they sustain this hype when Breaking Dawn is done filming? Should be interesting to find out. But for now - the headlines never stop.

This isn't the first time I've mentioned this but I must again..
This headline irks me:

Take A Look At Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's Daughter

Sooo misleading. Although I think everyone knows that they are referring to the actress portraying EDWARD AND BELLA'S daughter.. but still, it bothers me that they are trying to get readers all in an uproar by misleading the readers. Seriously, I just want to dope slap someone for writing such crap-o-la.

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Ok guys, now this is TOO funny! Check this headline out:

Robert Pattinson is lying in your bed - what's your biggest fear?
Imagine for a moment that you've got Twilight's Robert Pattinson in your bed. What are you worried about?

Where to being with this rather stalkerish and weird headline. The fact that an article is written about this just makes me laugh. It's not news, nor information or even a skewed portion of the truth. Just a random article about Rob being in 'your' bed. If this doesn't make young girls scream and fantasize - nothin will.

Blurb:

TAKE yourself off to a faraway land where Twilight star Robert Pattinson has flown through your window (in true Edward Cullen style) and landed on your bed.
(Me: What??)

Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson is sitting on your duvet and staring dreamily into your eyes (keep with us!) - just like he is doing to Kristen Stewart in this famous movie still. But what is your biggest fear?
(Me: That I've gone over the edge and I need to be in a loony bin)

According to a new survey, it's not stripping off in front of RPattz *insert man of your dreams* or getting completely naked that scares us most - it's actually something that follows the next day.
Because British girls are more petrified of having 'morning-breath' than anything else, says toothpaste brand BioRepair.
(Me: Ah the truth.. so it was a study or survey done about what's a girls biggest fear the next morning.. not the next morning with Rob!)

So looks like we'll be clamping our mouths firmly shut next time RPattz stumbles into our bedroom then?!
(Me: Yeah, sure.. the next time Rob flies through my window and lands in my bed.. I'll make sure to have breath spray.. oy)

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And the scandal begins! Supposedly Rob and Keira Knightly will be in a new movie together and she will play his love interest.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart: Should Kristen Worry About Keira Knightley?

Surprised? Nope. First their was Emilie, then Reese.. now Keira.

Blurb:
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are together 24/7 while filming Breaking Dawn, but after the movie wraps, Robert is set to star in Cosmopolis. In the film, actress Keira Knightley will be playing his wife. Will she have better chemistry with Robert Pattinson than Kristen Stewart? Should Kristen be worried?

Keira Knightley recently split with longtime boyfriend, Rupert Friend, so she’s definitely back on the market. Will there be an instant attraction between Keira and Robert Pattinson? Or is he way too enamored with Kristen Stewart to even notice Knightley?

Dear God.
Well I guess the common practise is.. if their is no story - MAKE ONE UP!

Let's get this movie off the ground before we start making up trashy titles and speculations.. no?

Also, I wonder why there was no speculation about Rob hooking up with Javier Beltrán, the man who played opposite him in Little Ashes? He played Rob's love interest too? Equality here folks!

Rob Pattinson: Ginger Globes - Breakin' Dawn pics

2011-01-17T15:50:00.007-05:00

I wasn't going to comment on the Golden Globes because sooooo many folks are.. BUT alas, some stupidity comes out so I am forced to comment.

This headline cracked me up:

Rob Pattinson: Ginger Spice!

People seem to be wigging out because Rob's hair is red'ISH.
I assure you people he doesn't look like Carrot Top (and for those of you that don't know comedian Carrot Top - this is his picture below)

(a tad strange looking man, but I'm referring to the color of his hair)

Apparently Rob is having to change his hair color for Breaking Dawn and Water for Elephants. Not unusual for an actor to change appearance for a role. So relax, he's not turning into a redhead.
(Ginger spice..)

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Headline:
Golden Globes 2011: Robert Pattinson Upstaged By Ricky Gervais

Blurb:
WHEN we heard Robert Pattinson was presenting an award at the Golden Globes 2011, i.e. in speaking, moving, real-life form, we knew it would be our highlight of the awards ceremony.
(Me: What does that exactly mean? What is he usually doing in movies and interviews? He's not speaking or he's not in 'real-life' form? Strange.. he always looked like he was alive and speaking from his own mouth to me... beats me?)

Yet we didn't quite expect Robert Pattinson's appearance at the Golden Globes 2011 to be upstaged by host Ricky Gervais.

Rob, who was looking very nervous at delivering his lines, was introduced by Ricky, who quipped: "Our next presenters are young and thin, with hair and teeth... they're lovely to look at.

"Which is just as well, because they're presenting the award for best foreign language film. A category that no one in America cares about."

The poor Water For Elephants hunk then had to walk on stage with Olivia and present the award - and was so flustered by Ricky's embarrassing intro that he fluffed his lines slightly, pronouncing the film's title incorrectly.
(Me: Ricky Gervais wasn't upstaging Rob at all, he was doing what he did to everyone else he introduced. That was Ricky's "shtick" so to speak. No one was immune to his 'introductions.' So because Rob flubbed the title a bit - we need to search for a reason for it? It wasn't a big deal at all. I didn't even notice it until he started laughing. But so what? There were other flubs as well. It's live T.V. and my assumption .. quite nerve wracking. Trust me, I'm not defending Ricky's shtick - but it is what it is.)

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Ok .. the next big thing was the newly released picture of Edward and Bella in bed. Oh boy is this getting blown out of proportion.

Statements like "Kristen is naked!" etc..

Let me clear this up. Is she naked? NO. Is it 'implied' that she is? Yes. OBVIOUSLY. They just got married and they are on their honeymoon.. what do you think they would be doing? Playing scrabble?

This is the released picture:

The only reason I'm showing it-is because it was actually released. It is a really lovely shot. I don't think they should have released it only because it's a bit of a spoiler but that's just my opinion.

Anyway - the same headline that I put above ALSO had this picture under the headline:

Are you kidding me?? This is so obviously photoshopped. Their heads don't even look natural. Rob looks like they glued his head on out of scale with the rest of his body! Plus, I'm not an expert of Rob's body - but did he have hair on his chest in New Moon?

That's not even the point - this picture is just .. well...

Rob Pattinson: Tying the NOT! Photoshop fantasy!

2011-01-12T19:56:00.003-05:00

So funny!

Okee dokee - so here we are with these recycled headlines:

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged again...

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged?

Yet on the flip side we have these headlines:

Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Over?

Entertainment News:Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Break Up

So which is it? Riveting news...

Ok blurb about the engagement:
According to a new report from Aussie magazine Fabulous, the couple got engaged after their argument about Kristen spending too much time with actor Garrett Hedlund.

Pattinson reportedly gave Stewart an “ultimatum” to prove she’s committed to him.

“But don’t expect a big announcement any time soon!” a source said.

“They’re planning to keep things under wraps for a while.

“The whole engagement was a very spur-of-the moment thing. Rob didn’t even have time to buy Kristen a ring.”

Wow, interesting huh?

Soooo they got engaged secretly, of course he didn't have time to buy a ring and they aren't going to announce it anytime soon.

So basically, this magazine is saying that nothing is going to change and that will prove(?) that something actually happened? Oy.. my head. According to an Aussie magazine Rob gave Kristen and ultimatum?? Do they have Australian reporters bunking out in Baton Rouge trying to find out the juice? C'mon people. My gut tells me that this report is not only false - but could be a spoof cuz it sounds so silly.

You know, I wonder if some of these "journalists" get paid for writing this? I mean reporters get paid well I suppose - but these writers are definitely in the wrong business. They need to be writing romance novels or... FICTION. I don't understand how they keep their jobs when their stories are continually proven to be .. big fat lies!)

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Now you have headlines like this:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart spotted partying

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart party with 'Breaking Dawn'cast

Blurb:
The cast of the final “Twilight” film all got their dancing shoes on last weekend for a showbiz party.

According to HollywoodLife the cast of vampires and werewolves joined forces off screen over the weekend in what they are calling “a crazy fun Saturday night!”

The Volturi and Cullens were shooting their promotional posters that same day and it seemed to have doubled as a farewell bash, since most of the Volturi scenes have been shot and stars such as Dakota Fanning will be leaving.

Here is what some of the stars tweeted…

Peter Facinelli (Dr Carlisle Cullen): ”Photo shoot today for BD … maybe I can put a request to be Mr. November Vampire in the calendar. That’s my bday month.”

Andrea Gabriel (Kebi): “Crazy fun Saturday night. Crazy brutal Sunday morning (um, afternoon)… These vampires sure can party.

Cameron Bright (Alec): “Yesterday was Volturi photo shoot and press day. Not sure when the interviews for media will be aired so stay tune.”

Daniel Cudmore (Felix): “I was a dancing machine last night!”

Nothing ominous or out of control as the headlines would make you think. Sounds like they had a really good time because part of the cast is leaving and literally wrapping up their parts permanently since this is the last part of the Twilight Saga.

Yet the picture they use with the headline is this:

Now those of you that read my ramblings know that I always "X" out personal information regarding their location and things of that nature. If someone takes a sneaky picture of them - I won't repost it. But this picture above is CLEARLY fake. I think that's one of the dangers of photoshop. Photoshop can be a wonderful tool but it can also do things like you see above. It's not a real picture. Well, it's a real picture but with Rob and Kristen's head popped on to someone elses bod!

So you have a headline that talks about the cast partying and then put a picture of "Kristen & Rob" in bed together. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

More fictional ramblings from the jacka$$ 'journalists.'

Rob Pattinson: Body Language - Daddy - Jealous

2011-01-08T06:26:00.004-05:00

We now have body language experts analyzing their moves? Say it isn't so! Stupid but true.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have an awkward moment

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had an awkward moment at the People's Choice Awards the other night. When they received their award for ‘Favorite Movie of The Year' Rob Pattinson tried to hold Kristen Stewart's hand but she denied him the chance. Does this mean anything at all? according to a body language expert it does.

According to Beverly Hills body language expert Dr. Lillian Glass Kristen Stewart is completely uncomfortable with her relationship with Robert Pattinson being so public and she “likes to keep her relationship with Rob a mystery."
(Me: Maybe she just wants some privacy in her PRIVATE LIFE! Could that be it? I didn't all of the people's choice awards but maybe he was reaching out to make sure she didn't fall in those insanely high heels! (looked good but I'd fall on me arse) But even if she did pull her hand away, I would assume it's just to avoid more insanity surrounding them. I'd say she just wants a little peace. But what do I know? But a body language expert? A wee little over the top, no?)

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart Embraces Being Mom And Robert Pattinson’s Wife

Once again, need I say, she's not Rob Pattinson's wife... Bella is Edward's wife. Embraced being a Mom & wife? She's an actress playing that role. I'm not sure I'd use the word 'embrace,' seems odd. But I'm an actress (as I've mentioned before) for over 20 years (haven't reached their level of stardom but who knows maybe someone hehe but I digress) when I'm playing a role, whatever role that is, I dive in with both feet. A feel the part and envelop myself in the character. That's what you do when you are acting. But again, it's acting.

Blurb:
Kristen Stewart is busy filming Breaking Dawn in Louisiana, and supposedly she has immersed herself in the role of playing wife to Robert Pattinson and a mother to their daughter! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s Breaking Dawn characters, Edward and Bella, finally get married in Breaking Dawn, and Bella gives birth to a half-human, half-vampire baby, Renesmee.
Watching Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart as parents on-screen will definitely have everyone talking about whether they will take the same road in real life as well.
Do you think they will make good parents?

(Me: It will? Watching them in Breaking Dawn will make us wonder if they will be good parents? Why? So I suppose if I watch Tron: Legacy I should wonder about their potential life living in a video game? Um.. nope. Rob has also played a Vet, a odd guy trying to figure out who he is.. Kristen has played a stripper, Joan Jett and a bunch of other things.. just sayin' - they are all roles.
Unless of course we notice Rob and Kristen's eyes change color and notice whenever they are around small animals are missing.. I don't see the similarities.)

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Jealous Of Garrett Hedlund

Ah so we are now back to circulating rumors of jealousy again. This time it's Rob. I'll show you a blurb of this article but this person is clearly not a Rob Pattinson fan.

Blurb:
It’s no secret that Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund are friends, they’ve filmed a movie together. But it obviously has Robert Pattinson’s panties in a bunch because rumors are flurrying around saying that he’s jealous of Garrett!

Yes, I can see why he would be jealous. Garrett is hot and doesn’t resemble a foot. True story.

If it’s not obvious now, I am on Team Garrett. After he and Kristen spent Christmas together, Rob was upset and whiny like a little girl. A source said, “They both agreed on spending the holiday apart, but would ring in the New Year together. But on Christmas Eve, Kristen hit the town with Garrett, and when Rob heard about it he got really jealous. She knows that Rob is jealous and to mean anything by it. Garrett is her friend and he happened to be around. She was apologetic to Rob, but that didn’t satisfy his jealousy. After the hang up, Rob called on some friends and went out hitting the pubs in London. Kristen tried to call Rob on his cell but he wouldn’t pick up.”
(Me: How on earth would this person know this much? Seriously? "Whiny like a little girl," give me a break. Unless this person was hanging out with Rob and WITNESSED this all first hand.. I believe that this is yet another spinning the web of bull$hit. If in fact they have been together as long as everyone speculates.. don't you think that he'd have a bit of trust in her? And be fine with her going out with friends.. even if they are men? Little point of interest people: Just because a woman is hanging out with a member of the opposite sex .. doesn't mean they are HAVING SEX. "No!" you say.. it's true, I know first hand. I have men friends that I DON'T have sex with.. see proof )

Robert Pattinson: NYE

2011-01-03T15:14:00.003-05:00

Did everyone have a good new years ? Hope so !

Well, I imagine if you've been living the last few days under a rock you don't know about the big news that's all over the internet. Rob and Kristen spent time together on the Isle of Wight.

Here are a few of the headlines:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart bothered by fans on New Year's

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart bring in new year at small pub in Isle of Wight

New Details On Rob Pattinson & Kristen Stewart’s New Year’s Eve — Police Were Called!

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart’s boring new year celebrations

Ahhhh the media. So they are trying to spend New Year's Eve with friends - and inevitably someone must approach them. I don't begrudge them that, it's not something that I would ever do but as celebrities I understand that some of that goes with the territory. The part that annoys me the most is the people 'tweeting' where Kristen and Rob were, and what they were eating and taking sneaky pictures of them. Yes, I saw the one that they took with the fan and they looked fine and not 'annoyed' as some tabloids are claiming they looked.

But there is articles like these blurbs:

Rob and Kristen were reliving their romantic trip from last New Years Eve, which they also spent on the Isle of Wight. Along with 20 of their friends, Rob and Kristen had dinner Dec. 31 at the XXXXXXXXX –and they loved the restaurant so much, they went back Jan. 1 and ate XXXXXXXXX.
(Me: yes, the X'ing is me - I won't perpetuate the private info. But from what I've read they were there last year too, so why oh why is this story still circulating. Are people going to get sick of talking about it? ... I guess not, people are still talking about Jen and Brad and Angelina and that was AGES ago...)

"They seemed like a really sweet, down to earth couple with no airs or graces. There was a live band playing and were bopping along to the music and enjoying themselves."
(Me: While I think this is a nice statement; I don't understand it. I mean what do people expect them to see? Kristen and Rob sitting on thrones with people flocking to their every need? They are just 2 people - like any of us. They eat, sleep, dress.. you know what I mean.. just like the rest of us)

Rob and Kristen obliged a few fans, with Rob even signing a couple of autographs, but according to an onlooker, both got a tad pissed—and we don't just mean drunk (ahem, Rob).
(Me: Obnoxious - both 'got a tad pissed?' What do you expect. This has been going on for years now. Literally - YEARS. Constant speculation, pictures, invasion of private space, constant accusations.. Yeah, I'd be a little more that pi$$ed!)

I'm only writing about this story today - because well this was really the only story about them everywhere. I guess I should be grateful there isn't a story about them being pregnant and that somehow it's a real vampire baby...

Happy New Year!

2010-12-31T06:16:00.004-05:00

I hope you all have a spectacular New Years and an even better 2011! Health and happiness to you all.

Thank you all for reading & I hope you continue to do so in 2011.

~Kim

Rob Pattinson: Christmas & the sneaky elves

2010-12-27T07:43:00.003-05:00

Hello all - I hope you all had a wonderful holiday.

Well, well, well.. the big question is:
Did they or didn't they.... spend the holiday together? And the answer is ............
who the eff knows!

I've seen a bunch of articles speculating and some pictures of Rob at a Christmas party (which is lousy that someone snuck out a picture of him when he's trying to enjoy a holiday party with friends, but sadly no big surprise)

Some of the capturing headlines:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen's Secret Christmas Together

Did Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spend Christmas in London?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Together Over Holidays? [Photo]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holiday Plans Madness

Get the picture?

Blurbs:

Even though there were a number of reports which stated that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be spending the holidays apart from each other, it seems as though they have taken a brief break from filming the new movie in the Twilight saga to spend some quality time together.

Some photographers claim to have seen Pattinson in London while others swear that he was with Stewart over the holidays.

AND

Babble has obtained a photo that is clearly Pattinson, but the company he's with is not clear. The site also says that sources spotted the two together in London. If the two spent the holiday together, it really shouldn't surprise anyone.

AND

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were supposed to be spending the holidays apart but there are photos of Rob and Kristen together this weekend.

I'm not going to post the pictures because I think it's tacky he was celebrating with friends and someone leaked a photo - but let me tell you, the photo's in no way indicate Kristen is there. And EVEN IF SHE IS, who cares. I mean everyone thinks they are a couple right? That's what the consensus is among all the tabloids and ~~NUTTY~~ extreme fans (I'll coin the phrase - EXTREME FANS) so why would they be surprised that they are spending the holidays together?

But I assure you, the photographs prove nothing except Rob was at a party during the holidays.. I know that's strange, going to a holiday party but nonetheless he was at one.

More to come..

Happy Happy

2010-12-23T15:43:00.000-05:00

Happy Holidays!!

Rob Pattinson: Smootchin' - breakin' up - bein' apart....pattern?

2010-12-20T20:24:00.002-05:00

Yes, it's been a while.. but this time it's the holidays getting in the way! Isn't it nuts!! No down time - bombarded with lights, presents, holiday music ... argh!

blah blah I know .. getting on with it.

Anyway - oh the headlines the headlines! So .. well you know.

Here is a headline that was repeated all over the Internet:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Separate for the Holidays

Blurb:
Your favorite Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going their separate ways… for the Christmas Holidays anyway. After being together for the last few weeks filming Breaking Dawn I, these two will have a chance to do their own thing even just for a few days.

Rob will be heading back to London to spend Christmas with his family and friends while Kristen will be jetting off to Los Angeles to be with her family as well.

Both are good with this arrangement; they’ve been together since the filming began in November. It’s only for a few days anyway because by the New Year they’ll be together again. At least they’ll have a chance to miss each other during the holidays.

This is actually one of the more tame articles. Made up, I'm sure. I mean really the magazines/online rags have a 50/50 shot of getting it right. Either they will spend Christmas together or apart. So the odds are good that someone is going to get it right. And they can spin it anyway they want. (i.e. above article mentioning that they will get the opportunity to "miss each other during the holidays," anyone else just puke in their mouth a little?)

I saw TONS of articles about the 2 of them being sick of each other and that is why they are spending the holidays apart. Yadda, yadda, yadda..

BUT ALAS! WAIT! LOOK AT THIS HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Will Probably Spend Christmas Together

Ah ha! What is this you say? More speculation.

So I have the answer - they either will spend it together - or - apart.
Brilliant aren't I?

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Ok so apparently the other buzz is headlines like this:
Robert Pattinson is a good kisser?

Apparently Christina Ricci said he was a good kisser and it's set the web on fire. It amazes me - what did people really think she'd say? "Rob.. oh God he's horrible, wet, sloppy, icky.." No one would say that. I'm sure he's a fine kisser but seriously - enough to talk about it endlessly?? How embarrassing reading all that about yourself.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Breaking Up?

Anyone surprised this rumor is coming back around? It's like recycling! Topics get thin and they start panicing that nothing is going on with Rob and Kristen .. that's it's just status quo. So what happens next, BANG they are breaking up! Or they are pregnant! Or they are in a love nest!

Sometimes don't you just wanna say:

Rob Pattinson: break-up rivals! - THE bed? - Holding hands

2010-12-14T09:12:00.002-05:00

Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy.. the "media" (I use that word loosely) is so funny sometimes. Funny STUPID - not funny haha.

So this headline:
Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Break Up: Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Next?

Umm.. come again? What in the HEY-ALL do those 2 have to do with Rob & Kristen? Anything, to connect a story to Rob and Kristen to get more hits I suppose.

Blurb:
Aside from Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the next big movie couple that we’d hate to see break up is definitely Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series. We’re so excited to see Edward and Bella finally get married and have a child together on-screen…but if they break up, will Breaking Dawn have the same romantic allure?

Why oh why make that leap? I just don't get it. I guess we could say that this headline could be related too.

'Dexter' stars Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter file for divorce

Actually wait, I see how these people make the leap. I mean he does play a killer & Rob plays a vampire that kills animals to survive. And those 2 were in the same show just like ... KRISTEN AND ROB are in the same movie!!! And Michael Hall is a guy and Jennifer Carpenter is a girl. Oh wait! Kristen's last name Stewart is also used as a guys first name - and Jennifer's last name Carpenter is usually a profession dominated by MEN! Will the similarities ever end!!

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson seen `holding hands` with Kristen Stewart at cast dinner

That's one of many with the same goal. They were supposedly at some sort of cast dinner and 'holding hands.' Ironically - no pictures. They have pictures of those 2 walking, smoking, waving, eating.. yet the picture that would put everyone's speculation at rest.. no where to be found.

Blurb:
A spy on the scene said, “It was a lot of the cast and crew. They were in the private back room and seemed in great spirits. Everyone had a really great time. They were sitting down and talking together most of the dinner. Wherever Kristen was, he was, and vice-versa. Rob and Kristen were holding hands at some point, and when they got up to mingle with everyone for a bit he kept his hand on her back. They were really cute. And no one in attendance seemed surprised at their affection.”
(Me: A spy on the scene. Doesn't that say it all. Spy = jacka$$, liar, not real person...)

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Headline:
Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Bed Revealed! We Think This Is it — Agree?

And there it is a picture of some random bed.

Blurb:
Everyone is holding their breath to see 24-year-old Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, 20, get down in Breaking Dawn. Their sex scene is all anyone seems to care about — and after our extensive research, we’ve determined this bed in the Brazilian house rented for the Honeymoon scenes could be where their love making happened!

That is so funny. "We've determined...that it could be." Well if you are sure that it might be the actual bed! Where their love making happened? Um.. no. Where the filmed the scenes for the honeymoon, isn't that a tad bit more accurate. Can we learn to separate the two? Rob is not really Edward... and Kristen is not really Bella. It make shock you to hear that - but it's the truth. I don't want to rain on anyones parade but they are actually 2 ACTORS.
I know, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Rob Pattinson: $80k - workin' out

2010-12-09T20:48:00.003-05:00

Okee dokee - since I didn't get any info on any new leads.. I had to resort to the stuff going around now. Some of it interesting .. most repeats.

So let's start off by saying someone spent $80,000 to meet Rob. Holy $hit!

Headline:
Fan Spends $80,000 to Meet Robert Pattinson: Who Was It?

Blurb:
The prize was offered on CharityBuzz.com to raise funds for the GO Campaign, a non-profit group that supports grassroots projects for orphans and vulnerable children globally. The $80,000 bid is the highest bid ever for the GO Campaign.

I think that it's WONDERFUL that much money was raised for a clearly worthy cause. But I wonder.. who has $80k to spend on something like that - and - talk about pressure on Rob and whomever else is involved with the meet & greet. If someone paid $80k to meet me, I'd feel like I had to sing, dance a jig, hang out for hours .. give them a car, I don't know. Damn, that's a lot of money. But glad it's for a good cause!

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Oy oy oy..
So we all know that the cast & crew is in Louisiana filming. Well this is a headline that I saw:
Robert Pattinson Gets Hot & Sweaty Late Night At Louisiana Gym! EXCLUSIVE!

Silly. Ok well, if he was at that gym (or any gym) .. don't we all get hot and sweaty when we work out? Yeah, I thought so.

Blurb:
Wonder how R-Patz gets those insane abs? We’ve learned that he’s doing his tightening and toning at a Louisiana gym — by himself!
(Me: Why is the fact that he is "by himself" supposed to be a shocker?)

Robert Pattinson is spending his nights getting hot and sweaty at a local XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX gym, we’re told. And we’ve got photos of his workout gear.
(Me: Ok, I saw the pictures.. you know what these amazing photos are? Of a gym - and work out equipment. Stupidly, there is also a picture of the entrance with the name of the gym so that anyone can go and try to ~~stalk~~ see Rob.)

Rob was spotted working out at XXXXXXXXX right after Thanksgiving, and our source tells us that he “looked like a total pro!” (No word on whether he went shirtless for the workout.)
(Me: Yes, I X'ed out the name & town that it's in. Jeezuz! C'mon people have we not learned anything yet. Writing about exact locations of celebs = bad. Being respectful of their privacy = good. Not rocket science. You think he will get to go back to that gym now? I wouldn't if I was him)

“Rob came in at night right before closing, and he spent the entire time lifting weights,” a source tells us. “He seemed like he really knew what he was doing, but he spent the time keeping to himself, not talking to anyone really.”
(Me: Source.. blah. Of course he spent time to himself (if this is even remotely true) who goes to the gym and hangs out to talk. Maybe some people - but not me. You go work out and leave. And if you are Rob Pattinson - you go ... probably try and hide .. work out and get the heII outta dodge before someone recognizes you!)

Rob Pattinson: SUGGESTION!

2010-12-08T10:27:00.003-05:00

HI all
I am planning on doing research this weekend - but as for right now.. I've seen a million articles about Reese Witherspoon thinking Rob is handsome. That's it. Seriously a $hiteload of those articles and I'm sure it was just something that was asked of her and she said something to the affect of 'yes he is handsome.'
Shocker. We know he is handsome.

Anyone see anything outrageous that I can make commentary on? I'd like to write about something other than Kristen and Rob and now Reese.. (Although, I will if I have too) I am just interested in some of the 'off the wall' stuff you read!

Leaverobalone@gmail.com

Rob Pattinson: solo career - sex scenes

2010-12-01T06:51:00.002-05:00

I haven't written in a while because there has been nothing worth writing about. Mostly all of the articles continually repeat themselves about the same nonsense. The many articles about Rob wanted more sex scenes in Breaking Dawn (give me a break peeps), the many articles that were trying to mislead readers regarding their 'new marriage.' (It's Bella and Edward folks, not Kristen and Rob).

So I took a break because my blood started to reach maximum boil capacity.

I did however find a few articles recently that I thought were ~~stupid~~ funny enough to mention.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart baby?

Here we go again. Of course know it's from OK magazine. Yes, they produce in the movie a baby. In - the - movie. You know the "acting" thing they do? Yeah, that's it. Remeber last summer when Kristen was supposed to be pregnant? Yeah that lasted right? C'mon.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson Picks Up A New Guitar — Can A Solo Album Be Far Behind?

Yes he bought a guitar. Everyone knows his love of music and that the boy can sing. But why is it because he went out and bought a guitar we start the rumblings that he will record an album. That will be the new 'it' story. 'Rob must be secretly recording an album.." Not! Give him a break. He's a musician and bought a guitar. Not a huge leap.

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Headline:
Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson’s Marathon ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Scenes!

(classy headline)

Blurb:
It’s no wonder that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson became a real life couple – it seems like the set of Twilight can get pretty hot and heavy! According to Life & Style, the duo recently shot a sex scene that took them 12 hours to complete, and we’re pretty sure that they enjoyed every minute of it!
(me: I don't even know where to begin with that. It's just so silly that it is hard to find the words. I'm sure it was "hot and heavy" in front of a 100 people - shooting different angles - making sure the lights are right.. how intimate. It takes a lot of scenes 12+ hours to make. They didn't say "ohhh I love shooting this sex scene so lets prolong it!" It's probably the opposite. Let's just get this over with because it's embarrassing to do in front of all these people! Then it says "enjoyed every minute of it!" Don't you just wanna poke this person in the eye for writing something so ... so... ugh help me with the right word!)

It was the first of three racy sex scenes in Breaking Dawn between their Twilight characters Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. This first scandalous sex scene together includes the pillow-biting moment, when Edward bites into a pillow in order to control his urge to bite Bella. Sounds pretty steamy to us.
(Me: Yeah steamy - a mouth full of pillow so he doesn't murder his new wife)

Still, it must have been a little awkward to act so intimately in front of an entire cast and crew. Fortunately for these two, they have two more sexy scenes on the way –plenty of time to practice!
(Me: Oh shut up)

And we all the DVD is coming out for Eclipse. Apparently there is commentary with Kristen and Rob. I heard the tent scene, it was really funny. Yet I found SO many articles with this as the headline:

Watch! Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Flirty Eclipse Commentary

Over and over again the articles talking about how much they are flirting with each other. When in actuality it's just really funny and playful.

The one headline I found that I thought was spot on was this:
Rob and Kristen Share Some Laughs Over 'Eclipse' Scene

Ha! At least someone got it right.

Rob Pattinson: Sex scenes - balls - and Jen Aniston

2010-11-26T06:42:00.003-05:00

Hope everyone had a good holiday yesterday. I know that I shall never eat again, too full.

Anyway - lots of silly headlines to make fun of!

Here is 3 that I found (actually there was many along the same lines, I just used these 3)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want extremely sexually charged nudity in Breaking Dawn?

Do Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Want More 'Breaking Dawn' Sex Scenes?

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Want More Sex Scenes

Go ahead, giggle.. Yup that's what it says, as stupid as it reads.. you have permission to LOL. My first reaction was .. well I laughed .. then I had to read to see what kind of rationalization these articles had made to justify a headline like that.

Some blurbs:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want to steam up the screen in Breaking Dawn, or at least that's what a number of reports are suggesting. Insiders have been reporting that Pattinson and Stewart have been pushing for "tasteful but extremely sexually charged nudity." But exactly how true are the rumors?
(Me: How true are the rumors? Come the eff on.. doesn't take a genius to figure out that the likelihood they said that is about zilch)

Sources at the studio have commented saying that the film will not have an R rating as previously rumored by OK magazine. "We will be aiming for a PG-13 rating," the studio source confirmed.
(Me: of course they have to do PG-13, that's their target audience! If they were to do R, they would be shooting themselves in the foot)

or this one:

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want extremely sexually charged nudity in Breaking Dawn?

According to Hollywoodlife, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pushing for "tasteful but extremely sexually charged nudity" in Breaking Dawn!

"They're demanding that their big sex scenes will really push the envelope," a source tells OK magazine.
(Me: Ahh the infamous 'source' - if anyone has read the books, then they know that the sex scenes are implied, I highly HIGHLY doubt Kristen and Rob would like to make this into soft core porn.)
Producers may have to censor some of the stars' suggestions.
(Me: Yeah ok - I just want to poke someone in the eye.)

The other article was so offensive I'm not going to copy a blurb from it - it was just so stupid.

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Jennifer Aniston wants to seduce Robert Pattinson!

Blurb:
But fret not, ladies - and rumoured girlfriend Kristen Stewart - it's all in the name of art.

Reports have claimed that Jennifer Aniston is keen to work on the remake of The Graduate, and wants Twilight star Rob to star opposite her.

(Me: Ok, if and that's a big IF this is true and Jennifer Aniston wants to remake The Graduate (great movie) why do they spin it as if she is this predator that wants to devour Rob? Couldn't it be that she wants to remake the movie.. period? Using Rob is brilliant because it would be capitalizing on his fame right now. He's red hot. That won't last forever. But no, they make it sound like she's this seductress on the war path. bleck.

And this is just icky.

Headline:
Coldplay: Glastonbury Invite Like Touching Robert Pattinson Balls

Blurb:

Coldplay have compared being asked to play Glastonbury to Twilight actor Robert Pattinson inviting you to touch his balls.

The band, who last topped the bill at the festival in 2005, are one of a number of acts rumoured to be headlining the event in Somerset next June.

But in an interview with Q magazine, singer Chris Martin played down the reports and said it “depends if we get asked”.

He added: “That’s like getting asked to dance by Robert Pattinson if you’re a young girl. Imagine if Robert Pattinson called and asked, 'Do you want to touch my balls?'.”

Getting asked to dance.. Ok, cute..fine analogy. Yet, then the quote jumps to touching his balls? Ew. I'm not sure that's first and foremost on young teens minds, dude. Girls think in terms of romance.. so if you want to compare it you would say winning a date with Rob, or getting a chance to hang out with him .. but grabbing his balls??? Not what comes first to a girl (or woman's) mind. Once again, ew.

Breakin' it!

2010-11-24T14:07:00.002-05:00

Hello all!
I just wanted to wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving (those of you that celebrate it) and I will be updated on Friday!

Rob Pattinson: JUST MARRIED (uh-huh) - Perez & his thoughts - I was right!

2010-11-18T08:38:00.006-05:00

Whoa, I can't even keep up with all the articles, or should I say sneaky pictures that are flying around the Internet.

Clearly there is someone on set sneakily clicking pictures of Rob and Kristen, and then giving them to the highest bidder. Sad but true. The funny thing about it is the speculation surround these pictures. As if this was their real honeymoon.. hate to break the news but it ain't!

Ok magazine which is one of my favorites (NOT) has this for a cover:

Really? It's amazing the misleading that some magazines etc., will go through to sell their rag. The do a whole spread on the cover to make it look like they are really away secretly together. Yet if they didn't crop those images on the bottom of the magazine you would see 100 crew members around them filming. No, they are not REALLY married. Edward and Bella got married. Oy!

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There are many articles on how Louisiana is beefing up security for the set of Breaking Dawn.
Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Need Protection

Blurb:
If you’re planning on staking out the Breaking Dawn set in Baton Rouge, watch out! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be surrounded not only by their personal bodyguards but local veterans of the Louisiana police force and Sheriff’s Department will be present at Raleigh Studios.

“We’ll have on property at all times a forty-eight man force,” says Winston Achee, the chief of security for the Celtic Corporation, which owns the lot where Breaking Dawn is being filmed. “We are not taking security on this property lightly.”

Ok so then I see Perez Hilton write this:
Headline:
Louisiana Goes Security-Crazy For Twilight Shoot!

Blurb:
We understand that Robert Pattinson is a living national treasure, but this is some INTENSE security, Louisiana!

Serious ~~perhaps to the point of excessive~~ security measures are being set up for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn's shoot at Raleigh Studios' Celtic Media Centre in Baton Rouge.

Do U think Twilight needs THAT much security?

Um.. yes Perez. People are sneaking on set all the time, taking pictures, leaking information (credible or not) and was can't forget this:

Literally women grabbing around his throat! And that was a while ago. He's only gotten more popular. It's dangerous, they are mental people out there that really want to grab a piece of him. And now the whole gang is in Louisiana - so yes they do need that much security and I applaud them for doing it.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in trouble with police for Beach Sexy Time?

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart got in trouble with authorities for making out on a Brazilian beach.

"The young lovers were getting sexy like any other couple would on the beach at night, but police sent them packing with a stern verbal slapping," a source told British tabloid the Daily Star.

"It's obviously hard for them to go anywhere alone. I think they were just trying to grab some romantic time, but unfortunately for them they attracted attention almost immediately.

"The police said they were more concerned about Robert and Kristen causing a security alert than them getting hot and heavy.

"They were laughing about it afterward, but they both looked really embarrassed. It was quite sweet to see."

I find this a tad hard to believe.
First of all, IF they were kissing on a beach - why on earth would they get into trouble for it? The only part that makes sense is that the police would have been concerned for them regarding security.
But point being, they are on set, filming for a limited amount of time. So we are supposed to believe they just snuck off set to some random beach where there happened to be police?

sniff sniff .. I smell bull$hit!

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And just to prove I was right - I mentioned a couple of posts back that anytime now someone will bring up the rumors of Rob's hygiene again and AH HA! See this headline:

Is Robert Pattinson Best Dressed Or Does He Stink, The Answer Is Here

I knew they'd go there and they did.
That means....I must be psychic...

Rob Pattinson: Fighting - Halt the movie!!

2010-11-14T21:48:00.003-05:00

Once again, I have to apologize for not updating sooner (as usual) but as some of you know (some of my loyal readers :) ) I am a struggling actress myself and I just finished the run of a show last night.

Onward!

Sooooo many headlines now that they are filming Breaking Dawn! It's amazing what the paparazzi focus on. What will they do when they are done filming in April!!??

Hehe

Anyway - A HEADLINE:
Robert Pattinson In Bar Fight With Jason Statham Over Girlfriend Kristen Stewart!

Article:
The ‘Twilight’ star confronts actor Jason Statham after he makes a move on girlfriend Kristen!

It looks like Robert Pattinson is willing to go to any length to protect girlfriend Kristen Stewart — even if it means confronting an action star! US Weekly reports that after actor Jason Statham hit on girlfriend Kristen at an LA bar, Rob stepped in. “Jason is totally jacked and Rob is scrawny,” a pal said. “But Rob said, ‘I think you’ve had enough time with her.’ They got heated.”
Luckily, bouncers stepped in before the situation got out of control.

No matter what the situation, it is good to know Rob is ready to step in and take care of Kristen no matter what!

Interesting.....

A blurb from another article related to this story:

According to US Weekly Robert Pattinson got in a fight with action star Jason Statham in a bar in Hollywood on Friday night.

Ok .. yes I know everyone wants Rob to be like Edward and swoop in and save the damsel in distress etc.. but there are a million pictures and articles about them filming in ... BRAZIL.. soooo how could he have gotten into a fight with this dude on Friday night?

Then of course I have to show you this little blurb:
Robert Pattinson may be scrawny but he has a lot of guts to stand up to a big guy like Statham. Kristen Stewart should be proud of her Rob after sticking up for her like that.

Kristen must be proud because of course she's only a girl that couldn't possibly handle herself (insert rolling eyes here) - oh and by the way . . she's only 20, yet she was in a bar? I guess being in Hollywood part could happen.

Lookie here:

Los Angeles, CA (LAX) to Rio de Janeiro (RIO)
Shortest Flight Duration * 14 hours 30 mins * Via Miami International Apt, Miami (MIA)

Must have been something huh? Flew from Brazil to LA with Kristen in the middle of shooting Breaking Dawn .. stopped a bar .. and a fight almost broke out.

Hmmmmmm .... sounds like:

But what do I know?

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Blurb from a funny article:
Recent reports claimed Rob, 24, has been sketching designs for wedding rings.

“Rob wants to design the ring himself,” blabbed one insider.

“He feels their on-screen nuptials will be a very special and personal moment, even though it’s supposedly make believe. But here’s the big secret — Rob wants to surprise Kristen and give her the ring in real life!

“That’s why he’s in cahoots with Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer to pull off a real-life surprise. The plan is that when the cameras stop rolling after their on-screen nuptials, romantic Rob will drop to one knee and slip his designer ring on his real-life love as he proposes marriage!”

That is TOO freakin' funny. C'mon, does ANYONE BUY THIS??? I know it's so dumb that it's not worth mentioning but Jeez.. I literally laughed out loud when I read that!
Yeah .. I'm sure they will halt the production so Rob and propose marriage to Kristen.. I feel dumb even writing this as a joke!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Brazil Pics Heat Up The Web

Blurb:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Brazil Pics Heat Up The Web – Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend Kristen Stewart spent a week together in Brazil filming scenes for the movie Breaking Dawn fourth in the Twilight saga.

Both stars were staying at a hotel in Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, a city where besides working, they lived their own romance.
(Me: Oh please.. "lived their own romance" sounds like a line from a bad lifetime movie)

Something that caught people’s attention is that Pattinson and Stewart were together all the time. Different pictures of the young stars surfaced online this week.
(Me: Oh my God .. they were TOGETHER!? That's soooo weird that they would be together while filming Breaking Dawn starting as Edward and Bella .. whom get married! Together!? How odd!!)

until next time.... :)

Rob Pattinson: Breaking Dawn - To model or not to model.

2010-11-08T16:40:00.002-05:00

Now that Breaking Dawn is in full gear and filming the Internet is on fire with pictures, sightings, etc. It's not coming out for a full year and they are already going at it. I don't know - honestly in my opinion strike when the iron is hot. Making these films back to back is great - but not showing them for the next 2 years.. not so great. But I digress.

So headlines, headlines and more headlines.

Here is a couple:

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Living Together While Filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ In Brazil! Things Are Heating Up! Exclusive!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Cause a Stir in Brazil – and Online

Some blurbs from articles:
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan may have waited for marriage to make the big move-in, but it looks like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are not as old fashion as their literary alter-egos. A source staying at the XXXXXX in Rio de Janiero tells HollywoodLife.com, “I found out that the film production made a reservation for 2 rooms connected by a door inside. But just one room is being used, [Kristen & Rob] are staying at the same room the entire time. And ordering service room a LOT. Their room is on the XXXX floor.”
(me: You have GOT to be kidding me? This person reveals where they are staying AND what floor? Does ANYONE see how wrong that is?? Of course, I X'ed it out - but sadly those who want to find it, can. I don't understand the constant scrutiny. People speculating on their personal relationship with each other. Doesn't matter what they do because people will have some $hit to say regardless. 2 ROOMS CONNECTED! Oh my God - call the newspapers. Seriously, it's so time to move on with this.. but will that happen? Nope)

ANOTHER BLURB
The pair, who have been getting conspicuously cozy lately, are in Rio de Janeiro to film scenes for the next Twilight installment, Breaking Dawn, leaving their fans to excitedly document their activities.
(me: Fans do NOT document their activities. That's obnoxious and stalker-ish. Spewing out their private information, like where they are - where they will be - what they are DOING .. is not a fan, it's a weirdo.)

First, photos surfaced of Stewart, 20, and Pattinson, 24, at the airport in New Orleans en route to their destination, followed soon by more images taken by a fellow passenger – and a thrilled reaction from one female fan.
(me: Why is it important to add their ages?)

ANOTHER BLURB:
Closer Look: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's Hot and Heavy Brazilian Makeout!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart filmed Breaking Dawn late into the night in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday. We took one look at their hot makeout scene and affectionate moments and watched their sweet chemistry between takes, but we couldn't resist bringing you a closer look at their hot evening.
(me: First of all - every headline I read acts as if they are making out like they are in some kind of a porno film. Every picture I've seen looks like 2 people kissing. They aren't throwing each other down and sticking their tongues out like dragons.. so lets just chill out a bit. And I think this line is creepy "We took one look at their hot makeout scene and affectionate moments and watched their sweet chemistry between takes" - to me that sounds like voyeurism. I just get the heebie jeebies reading that.)

Fashion News: Robert Pattinson Says No To Burberry

No Burberry For Robert: Robert Pattinson apparently declined a £1 million offer to be the new face of Burberry. When asked why he was denying the offer, Pattinson replied “I’m an actor, not a model.”
(me: Is it just me or do they seem to be putting a negative spin on it? Just because he says he's an actor not a model.. could be just me)

I could write more - but when I tell you that I have only seen TONS of headlines that speak of them "locking lips" or "heavy makeout scene" or "passionately kissing" - I'm not exaggerating.. that's all people are writing about. Nothing else to report on. Just tons of headlines like that along with tons of (obviously a hidden camera) pictures of them on set. Same thing over and over again... So as tacky as it is, I guess I should be grateful that there hasn't been anything worse written about him.. (of course I say that with hesitation because before too long I'm sure the rumors of his hygiene or whatever other dirt they can make up will be out there soon)

Rob Pattinson: life before - lovey dovey?

2010-11-04T06:48:00.005-04:00

Hello people!

Oh so fun deciphering all the poo-poo articles while they are filming Breaking Dawn. There are so many to choose from.. yet I don't write everyday because a lot of it is repeating the same'ole crap over and over again.

So, as I usually do, I went through a bunch and found the most "interesting" for a lack of a better word.

Headline:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Go On Lovey Dovey Drinks & Movie Date Night In Baton Rouge! EXCLUSIVE DETAILS!

First of all, don't ever use words like Lovey Dovey - credibility out the window. Yet, look what I'm talking about.. hahaha... I forgot, they have no credibility.

Blurb from article:
We’re told by all our Baton Rouge sources that Rob and Kristen are getting very cozy while filming ‘Breaking Dawn’ and going on romantic dates!

Could Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get any cuter? The couple, who are in Baton Rouge, La., filming the fourth installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn, aren’t hiding their love one bit! A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Rob and Kristen went to XXXXXXXXXXXX in trendy XXXXXXXXX and even both got raspberry-flavored drinks!
(Yes I "X'ed" out where they were as always. Can I just say ... "even both got raspberry drinks!" - OOoooohh God! They both got the same flavor! It's kismet! They are sealing their love with raspberries! I wonder which raspberry they mean?
This one

or this
hehehe)

“They seemed to be really in love,” says our source. “They each ordered a drink — Rob had a Raspberry Lemon Drop and Kristen had a [virgin] Raspberry Mojito.”
(I can see how the source would see true love while they ordered drinks! Makes perfect sense)

Ack onward!

Anyone else sick of seeing headlines like this?:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Get Their Own ‘Breaking Dawn’ Baton Rouge Love Nest!

FREAKIN' LOVE NEST!? Seriously - ENOUGH WITH THAT CRAP! It's not a love nest, if they are sharing anything it's called an APARTMENT!!!!!!!!!

NEXT!

Headline:
Why Rob Pattinson Misses Life Before 'Twilight': Vampire Hunk Needs New Clothes

Wonder why he misses life before Twilight? Could it be the endless barrage of people, paparazzi etc., following him and sticking cameras 2 inches from his face?

Blurb:
“I can’t really go into second hand stores to get new clothes anymore,” Pattinson said of his former love for vintage gear. “So I end up wearing the same thing every day.” According to MTV UK, the ‘Twilight’ heartthrob blames the photographers who hound his every step for his wardrobe troubles. “I wish I could shop in vintage stores the whole time. But because a lot of paparazzi follow me around, it can be difficult.”

That just is really sad. The poor guy can't go buy a shirt without being followed. I take it this will be a very long 6 months of spying, speculation, and spewing venom about the 2... haha venom, I made a funny!

Rob Pattinson: Halloween bash - Mind Games - "keeping' Rob

2010-10-29T13:11:00.003-04:00

Supposedly Rob is throwing a big Halloween party for the cast of Twilight. True or False? I have ZERO idea. But the headline reads:

Robert Pattinson's frighteningly expensive Halloween party

Annoying that always $$ is brought into the picture. Who give a hoot. Unless he starts buying solid gold urinals - then what he does with his own money is his own business. And if he wants to throw a party for his buds on the set - well that's great.

Although what crept into the article was this blurb:

Robert is also believed to have splashed out on a Halloween-inspired gift for his girlfriend Kristen Stewart to celebrate the spooky day - which lands on Sunday October 31.

The source explained: "Rob brought a special vintage gold ring with a red heart for Kristen. He's planning to give it to her just before the bash starts."

Really, he is? Wow - someone must have REAL inside info that they are able to find out what Rob is going (or most likely NOT going) to do before he does it.
C'mon. If he was planning on giving her something .. anything .. do you really think he'd let that leak out? Um.. nope. I imagine he's learned a thing or two about the psychotic media at this point.

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Headline:

Robert Pattinson: Playing mind games and peek-a-boo

Blurb:
And while, Rob and Kris keep themselves busy with games like chess on the sets, it won’t be wrong to suggest that they are pretty deft in playing mind games with their fans. Yes! To kill the time, Rob and Kris often indulge in games like Chess, Scrabble, Monopoly or Snakes and Ladders while filming ‘Breaking Dawn’. And thus, when they are not kissing, (on or off screen), they also try their dice-rolling skills.
(Interesting about what they do while filming Breaking Dawn since it hasn't started filming yet..)

But what about the peek-a-boo games they have been dexterously playing with the paparazzi for the past so many months! What about the mind games they love to indulge in with their plethora of devotees.
(I love how people see what they are doing as "playing games" instead of simply LIVING THEIR LIVES. As far as I know, they don't call the paparazzi and say "psst, we will be here.. come stick a camera in our faces so we can run and hide from you!" They aren't playing any games, they are being normal people .. but alas the spin is "MIND GAMES." please...)

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Dumb da-dumb-dumb

Headline: Kristen Stewart & Tortilla Soup: The Key to Rob's Heart?

Article:
It seems that there's more to Kristen Stewart than loving vampires and werewolves in movies, dating Robert Pattinson, and being super-awkward in public. Turns out she's a pretty good cook as well and was the go-to chef on the set of her new movie, On the Road.

She cooked a lot for everyone because she was "the only girl on set." Sexism aside, she also admitted that she has a culinary speciality:

I think I can do a really, really good, terrific tortilla soup. That was my On the Road dish.

Imagine her ladling spoonfuls of warm, delicious, home-cooked tortilla soup into RPatz's mouth as they blissfully lounge in their fluffy bed together in their cute love nest. Might be a little sloppy and spicy, but romantic nonetheless ... sort of.

I think the vomiting guy sums it up?

Couldn't resist....

Rob Pattinson & Kristen haven't met daughter and more

2010-10-21T15:18:00.007-04:00

This is so funny.

Ok so I have been reading many articles on the amazing resemblance of Mackenzie Foy and her soon to be on screen parents Rob and Kristen.

Blurb from 2 articles:

Director Bill Condon, though, is convinced that Foy — who will play the vampire/human hybrid Renesmee — looks exactly like the child that Stewart and co-star Robert Pattinson would spawn (if they ever decided to spawn, which is a topic for an entirely different story).

or

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's screen daughter in "Breaking Dawn", Mackenzie Foy looks like their real offspring.

Yup the articles are right - she does look like them. But let me ask this - WHY IS ANYONE SURPRISED!? They hired an actress to play their daughter, who did they think that this actress would look like?? It happens AAALLLL the time in the movies folks, people hire actors to look like other actors. For a show I did they hired a girl that played the young version of me... guess what, SHE LOOKED A LOT LIKE ME! This is not earth shattering or even a prelude to what Rob and Kristen's children (if they ever have any) they will look like! Mackenzie plays Rob's and Kristen's daughter. End'o'story.

Oh and the interviewer that was interviewing Kristen talking about the young actress and Kristen mentioned she hasn't met her yet .. and the interviewer made that a "thing.." what on EARTH does the fact she hasn't met her 'fake daughter' mean? It's not her real kid.

We all know that they are filming in Louisiana. Well this is a headline that popped into my view:

EXCLUSIVE! Robert Pattinson Buys a $1,000 Bike At A Louisiana Bike Shop — He Wants To Go Off-Roading On Set!

Blurb from article:

“Robert came in with who I think was his agent,” the Capitol Cyclery store manager told us. “He spent no more than 30 minutes picking out the bike.”

R-Patz, 24, came into the store during a quiet Sunday afternoon when there were no other customers in the shop. “I guess that’s why he felt comfortable” says the manager, describing Rob as “humble” and “very quiet.”

He added, “He didn’t strike me as a movie star when he walked in the door.”

So what went into picking one of the finest bikes available? According to the manager, Rob “wanted something for off-road, as well as on the road.” Apparently, Breaking Dawn will be shooting in a woodsy area, so this bike will be perfect for R-Patz to ride around set.

What do you think Twi-Hards? Would you spend $1000 for a brand new bike?

Ok let me break this down in the levels of stupidness.

First of all, Rob went out and bought himself a bicycle. A BICYCLE. Big a-deal! But yes, they make it a big deal because we have 3 years before the Twilight series ends so we need to find things to talk about. Okee dokee. Well then good for Rob he wants to ride a bike. It's not as if he went out and bought something odd. For example if I had read a headline that Rob went out to buy himself eye of newt to make a secret witches brew.. then maybe I'd be a little wigged out.

Second of all, what really annoys the pi$$ out of me is that the bike shop owner gave details about a private sale. To me that screams inappropriate, untrustworthy, opportunistic... jerk.
So now we know what kind of bike Rob bought, and how much it cost. So of course people are going to start judgements on how much he spent etc. The bike shop owner, while he didn't say anything bad.. should have said nothing at all and let Rob keep his private business private.

And lastly the question "would you spend $1000 for a brand new bike?" Everytime I try and think of a response to explain how idiotic that question is all I can come up with is noises such as:
sigh
grrr
ugh
oy

So I guess I'll leave it at that.

Rob Pattinson: Settling down - designer duds - and more

2010-10-17T06:45:00.004-04:00

Yes, it has been about a week since I updated. That's because all I've seen is article upon article about the 2 of them being out in public showing the same pictures of cameras being shoved in their faces as they walk from a door to a car. I thought that boring and redundant...not to mention the fact that every time I see those kinds of pictures I want to slap the camera clickers silly.

Onward to more silliness. This was so funny. The headline is:

Robert Pattinson Clothes and Clothing

After I saw that headline I figured that it was more BS regarding his messy attire or something along those lines.

But here is the WHOLE article under that headline:

What brand of clothes does Robert Pattinson own? Are they designers?

Yes, that was the whole article.

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Headline:
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Relationship Growing But Media Pushes Breakup

Article & Magazine cover

Article:

The media seems to be obsessed with breakup stories, especially when Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are involved.

After several days of apparent happiness between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, information has appeared that breaks with the good times the couple had been living, as seen in various entertainment media.

A story says that during one of the couple’s romantic dinner, Rob had strong words directed at Kristen Stewart, but of course there is no eyewitness to confirm these new headlines.

Famous Australian magazine shows on its cover a picture of Pattinson and Stewart captured leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood, Los Angeles under the title: “You need to let me go.”

According to the publication, Pattinson would have said that sentence to his girlfriend after a heated discussion that ended the evening. However, there is some compelling evidence that gives very little substance to the report.

First of all, the picture on the magazine I've seen before. It's a picture of them leaving an establishment. Now there is a guy that was (most likely) skulking & waiting for them to leave so he could pop up and shove the camera in his face and just click away. Hrmm.. wonder why he has a pi$$ed off look on his face??

Gimme a BA-REAK! This story is just a bunch of crap-o-la!

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Headline:
Did Robert Pattinson cause Kristen Stewart to start smoking?

Blurb from article:
Robert Pattinson is known for his smoking habit but up until her Twilight career and relationship with Robert Pattinson started Kristen Stewart was not known to partake in the nasty habit.
(That's because she wasn't being followed 24/7 by a$$munch media people - so how the hell do we know if she was smoking before?)

Do you think it is irresponsible for Kristen Stewart to smoke either cigarettes considering she is idolized by millions of young girls and that it may influence them to pick up a nasty and deadly habit?
(Do I think it's a good idea that she and Rob smoke? No, I don't. I used to be a smoker and when you are young you don't realize that it really will kill you. But hopefully they will quit sooner rather than later.
Having said that, Kristen (and Rob) need to lead their own lives. They can't be worried about doing something that may or may not influence other people. It's not their responsibility. And they don't run around doing it when they are in the spot light. They do it when they are in private and the only reason we can see it is because people are sneaking cameras on movie sets & following them when they are out with their friends. How can they possibly be "on" all the time. It's unfair to ask that of either one of them when they have no control of who is shooting their pictures sneakily. My God, these idiot paparazzo take photos of them eating dinner, walking, capturing these photos through bushes, closed windows etc.

And lastly...

Headline:
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Getting Serious!

Picture attached to headline (no article)

Need I say more???????